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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: ShogunOfFear on April 08, 2009, 01:25:11 PM

Title: Woman calls 911 over lack of shrimp in fried rice
Post by: ShogunOfFear on April 08, 2009, 01:25:11 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090408/ap_on_fe_st/odd_skimp_on_shrimp
HALTOM CITY, Texas – A woman called 911 to report she didn't get as much shrimp as she wanted in her fried rice at a Texas restaurant.

Haltom City police on Tuesday released the taped emergency call, in which the customer is heard telling the dispatcher, "to get a police officer up here, what has to happen?"

The customer also says: "He didn't even put extra shrimp in there."

The upset customer had left the Fort Worth-area restaurant when an officer arrived Monday afternoon.

Restaurant workers say the woman had been denied a refund after leaving with her order, then returning to complain.

Cook June Lee says nothing was wrong with the meal, and that "some customers are happy. Some are not."

Mmm  :) shrimp.  Seriously though, what's with all the crazy 911 calls lately?

Title: Re: Woman calls 911 over lack of shrimp in fried rice
Post by: ShogunOfFear on April 08, 2009, 01:30:44 PM

Yeah but she should have called...

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Title: Re: Woman calls 911 over lack of shrimp in fried rice
Post by: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 01:32:17 PM

reporter writes article about woman doing distinguished mentally-challenged 911 call.

Title: Re: Woman calls 911 over lack of shrimp in fried rice
Post by: Eric P on April 08, 2009, 01:34:35 PM

there's a lot of inches to fill

moreso on the internet, where the page is infinite

Title: Re: Woman calls 911 over lack of shrimp in fried rice
Post by: Bocsius on April 08, 2009, 02:00:20 PM

911. What's your emergency?

I'd like to report a robbery.

Yes?

An article on the internet stole five minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

Not sure I follow.

I read an article, took me 3 or 4 minutes, let's call it five, and it was stupid. That stupid article robbed me of five minutes of my life.

Was it armed? *snicker*

Are you mocking me?

Title: Re: Woman calls 911 over lack of shrimp in fried rice
Post by: ShogunOfFear on April 08, 2009, 03:02:04 PM

No shrimp jokes? ???