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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on April 09, 2009, 02:42:27 PM

Title: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 09, 2009, 02:42:27 PM: tehjaybo: Goddamn I just want to bang you.
tehjaybo: OH WOW WRONG WINDOW.
will federman: ?
tehjaybo: my bad dude.
will federman: Yeah, that's getting posted.
tehjaybo: oh fuck
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 09, 2009, 02:43:28 PM: lol
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Post by: tehjaybo on April 09, 2009, 02:44:56 PM: :-\
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Post by: Himu on April 09, 2009, 02:46:08 PM: bang me jay.
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Post by: Himu on April 09, 2009, 02:46:54 PM: A jew who's a connoisseur of all gamestop related things.
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Post by: Bocsius on April 09, 2009, 02:47:01 PM: Not buying the "wrong window" line.
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Post by: Veidt on April 09, 2009, 02:48:45 PM: lol
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Post by: tehjaybo on April 09, 2009, 02:49:08 PM: I clicked the wrong name on facebook. I had just opened it and it didn't refresh the users yet, and when it did WHO WAS UNDER MY MOUSE BUT WILLCO.

I gotta pay more fucking attention... :-\
Title: Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 09, 2009, 02:50:01 PM: drinky_crow: you wanna trade a pikachu for a jigglypuff
TVC15: Wigglytuff, maybe.
drinky_crow: cool, let's sync up tomorrow. btw, i drew an awesome picture of charizard and ash on my trapper keeper
TVC15: You are so rad.
Title: Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 09, 2009, 02:50:03 PM: Some douchebag. It gets better:

will federman: wait 'till nick finds out
tehjaybo: oh jesus
tehjaybo: he'll be wondering who i was talking to
tehjaybo: because it wasn't the girl that I'm going after
will federman: I think we know it wasn't a girl
Title: Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
Post by: Eric P on April 09, 2009, 02:51:23 PM: Quote from: Bocsius on April 09, 2009, 02:47:01 PM
Not buying the "wrong window" line.

ditto

at this point it's not subtext. it's just text.
Title: Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 09, 2009, 02:51:36 PM: You think you were surprised, Federwang? Imagine my shock when he started calling me a dirty jew!
Title: Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
Post by: Tauntaun on April 09, 2009, 02:53:31 PM: :lol Make him squeal.
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Post by: Himu on April 09, 2009, 02:55:17 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on April 09, 2009, 02:50:01 PM
drinky_crow: you wanna trade a pikachu for a jigglypuff
TVC15: Wigglytuff, maybe.
drinky_crow: cool, let's sync up tomorrow. btw, i drew an awesome picture of charizard and ash on my trapper keeper
TVC15: You are so rad.
You two are playing Pokemon?!
Title: Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
Post by: bud on April 09, 2009, 02:57:39 PM: who was that message meant for, tehjaybo? :-*
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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on April 09, 2009, 02:58:42 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on April 09, 2009, 02:50:01 PM
drinky_crow: you wanna trade a pikachu for a jigglypuff
TVC15: Wigglytuff, maybe.
drinky_crow: cool, let's sync up tomorrow. btw, i drew an awesome picture of charizard and ash on my trapper keeper
TVC15: You are so rad.

:rofl

it's funny 'cause it's probably not fake
Title: Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
Post by: Tauntaun on April 09, 2009, 02:58:57 PM: Quote from: bud on April 09, 2009, 02:57:39 PM
who was that message meant for, tehjaybo? :-*

My guess would be Bloodwake.
Title: Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
Post by: Bloodwake on April 09, 2009, 03:00:11 PM: lmfao

:rofl

so awesome.
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Post by: Himu on April 09, 2009, 03:00:36 PM: One pic of tvc being fucked by a Bulbasaur tentacle please.
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Post by: tehjaybo on April 09, 2009, 03:04:31 PM: Quote from: bud on April 09, 2009, 02:57:39 PM
who was that message meant for, tehjaybo? :-*

(http://i41.tinypic.com/35cpi0y.jpg)
Title: Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
Post by: drew on April 09, 2009, 03:10:07 PM: he was obviously testing the waters to see what youd say

obviously
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Post by: tehjaybo on April 09, 2009, 03:13:35 PM: Quote from: Drewsy on April 09, 2009, 03:10:07 PM
he was obviously testing the waters to see what youd say

obviously

obviously
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Post by: Diunx on April 09, 2009, 03:25:01 PM: lol
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on April 09, 2009, 03:30:32 PM: you can IM on facebook?
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Post by: Bloodwake on April 09, 2009, 03:32:22 PM: Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on April 09, 2009, 03:30:32 PM
you can IM on facebook?

Yep, it's the only thing I IM on ever now.
Title: Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
Post by: Robo on April 09, 2009, 03:34:56 PM: Fail. This is how the trick works:

Quote from: Willco on April 09, 2009, 02:42:27 PM
tehjaybo: Goddamn I just want to bang you.
tehjaybo: OH WOW WRONG WINDOW.
will federman: ?
tehjaybo: unless you gonna do it, uhhhhnnnnnnfffffffffffffffff
will federman: Yeah, that's gonna happen.
tehjaybo: oh fuck yes
Title: Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
Post by: demi on April 09, 2009, 03:37:07 PM: Keith says:
Ugh, I don't feel so well
Thomas says:
you should just kill yourself
Keith says:
That was rude of you.
Thomas says:
this is totally getting posted LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Keith says:
OMG I TOTALLY WANT YOU TO SUCK MY WEE WEE
WRONG WINDOW
Title: Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
Post by: tehjaybo on April 09, 2009, 03:46:11 PM: Something tells me I shouldn't have an erection right now.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 09, 2009, 03:48:26 PM: why do things like this never happen to me :'(
Title: Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 09, 2009, 03:50:16 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 09, 2009, 03:48:26 PM
why do things like this never happen to me :'(

I so want to bang your ass.
Title: Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 09, 2009, 03:50:29 PM: opps wrong quote button.
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Post by: Bloodwake on April 09, 2009, 04:18:57 PM: So, I'm masturbating furiously to this thread.

oops, sorry, pushed post on accident.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 09, 2009, 04:20:55 PM: Thanks for stepping up to the plate :-[
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Post by: Smooth Groove on April 09, 2009, 04:58:11 PM: I've gotten a few PMs mistakenly sent to me as well.

They were always good for laughs and sometimes they let you know stuff about people that you otherwise wouldn't.
Title: Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
Post by: muckhole on April 09, 2009, 06:50:02 PM: All the dirty PM's I've recieved are from demi, and I'm fairly certain, intentional.
Title: Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
Post by: demi on April 09, 2009, 06:50:51 PM: Check PM
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Post by: muckhole on April 09, 2009, 07:06:18 PM: It's getting warm in here again.
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Post by: Diunx on April 09, 2009, 07:11:36 PM: A friend of mine once send me a kissing emoticon and I was like "dude what the fuck? :-* " he told me that the kiss was for his gf and he clicked on the wrong tab. I still don't believe him.
Title: Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
Post by: drozmight on April 09, 2009, 07:11:59 PM: I've almost sent this same message to Willco many times, but like a teenager trying to call his crush, I couldn't bring myself to hit send!

:teehee
Title: Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
Post by: chronovore on April 10, 2009, 01:15:02 AM: Quote from: Himuro on April 09, 2009, 02:55:17 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on April 09, 2009, 02:50:01 PM
drinky_crow: you wanna trade a pikachu for a jigglypuff
TVC15: Wigglytuff, maybe.
drinky_crow: cool, let's sync up tomorrow. btw, i drew an awesome picture of charizard and ash on my trapper keeper
TVC15: You are so rad.
You two are playing Pokemon?!

No, the scary thing is that those are all private euphemisms.
Title: Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
Post by: twerd on April 10, 2009, 01:58:17 AM: Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on April 09, 2009, 02:58:42 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on April 09, 2009, 02:50:01 PM
drinky_crow: you wanna trade a pikachu for a jigglypuff
TVC15: Wigglytuff, maybe.
drinky_crow: cool, let's sync up tomorrow. btw, i drew an awesome picture of charizard and ash on my trapper keeper
TVC15: You are so rad.

:rofl

it's funny 'cause it's probably not fake

Dammit, Drinky, I like the GAF version of you better.
Title: Re: So, I was typing on the INTERNET and tehjaybo awkwardly IMs me...
Post by: T234 on April 10, 2009, 02:31:05 AM: oh god this is funny. As somebody who knows what these two individuals look like, this would be the funniest porno ever. You could call it "Irish Pirate Quest for Tel-Aviv-via-D.C. booty!", or some shit like that
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Post by: billyofcourse on April 10, 2009, 03:24:42 AM: seriously. I get this message from him at least 3 times a week.

never fails.