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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on April 11, 2009, 01:23:51 AM

Title: Woody Harrelson hits paparazzi, claims he saw a zombie
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 11, 2009, 01:23:51 AM
No, really. (http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/10/woody.harrelson.zombie/index.html)

Yeah, I thought it was an Onion article at first too.

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"I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist.

"With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," he said.

Well then.
Title: Re: Woody Harrelson hits paparazzi, claims he saw a zombie
Post by: drew on April 11, 2009, 01:27:10 AM
was the zombie by any chance gay?

this could very well be a hate crime
Title: Re: Woody Harrelson hits paparazzi, claims he saw a zombie
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 11, 2009, 01:28:48 AM
Quote from: Drewsy on April 11, 2009, 01:27:10 AM
was the zombie by any chance gay?

this could very well be a hate crime

Don't you have a cross burning or something to be at?
Title: Re: Woody Harrelson hits paparazzi, claims he saw a zombie
Post by: duckman2000 on April 11, 2009, 01:31:57 AM
Woody Harrelson is a pretty awesome dude
Title: Re: Woody Harrelson hits paparazzi, claims he saw a zombie
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 11, 2009, 01:32:19 AM
Long-time weed use is not detrimental ... noooo way!


Title: Re: Woody Harrelson hits paparazzi, claims he saw a zombie
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 11, 2009, 01:32:53 AM
Quote from: duckman2000 on April 11, 2009, 01:31:57 AM
Woody Harrelson is a pretty awesome dude

We should get him to hang out with Joaquin Phoenix.  I would pay money to see that.

TA- maybe to paparazzi/zombies.
Title: Re: Woody Harrelson hits paparazzi, claims he saw a zombie
Post by: drew on April 11, 2009, 01:32:59 AM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on April 11, 2009, 01:28:48 AM
Don't you have a cross burning or something to be at?

(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r126/Drewsy_photobucket/Picture4-8.png)

oh the irony
Title: Re: Woody Harrelson hits paparazzi, claims he saw a zombie
Post by: OptimoPeach on April 11, 2009, 01:36:51 AM
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The TMZ photographer filed a complaint with police claiming the actor damaged his camera and pushed him in the face
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Woody Harrelson hits paparazzi, claims he saw a zombie
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 11, 2009, 01:39:41 AM
Quote from: Yola on April 11, 2009, 01:36:51 AM
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The TMZ photographer filed a complaint with police claiming the actor damaged his camera and pushed him in the face

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Those are good instincts on Woody there- he knew he had to attack the zombie in the head.
Title: Re: Woody Harrelson hits paparazzi, claims he saw a zombie
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 11, 2009, 01:40:59 AM
Picture of the cameraman in question:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y177/Bostonboi/peppers.jpg)
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Title: Re: Woody Harrelson hits paparazzi, claims he saw a zombie
Post by: drew on April 11, 2009, 01:41:34 AM
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The TMZ photographer filed a complaint with police claiming the actor damaged his camera and pushed him in the face

the photographer must be gay if hes only complaining about a push in the face
Title: Re: Woody Harrelson hits paparazzi, claims he saw a zombie
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 11, 2009, 01:43:16 AM
Quote from: Drewsy on April 11, 2009, 01:41:34 AM
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The TMZ photographer filed a complaint with police claiming the actor damaged his camera and pushed him in the face

the photographer must be gay if hes only complaining about a push in the face

We get it, you're a homophobe that probably sucks dicks at rest stops.
Title: Re: Woody Harrelson hits paparazzi, claims he saw a zombie
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 11, 2009, 01:49:38 AM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 11, 2009, 01:40:59 AM
Picture of the cameraman in question:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y177/Bostonboi/peppers.jpg)
[close]

 :lol
Title: Re: Woody Harrelson hits paparazzi, claims he saw a zombie
Post by: lordmaji on April 11, 2009, 02:01:03 AM
a possible metaphor?
Title: Re: Woody Harrelson hits paparazzi, claims he saw a zombie
Post by: drew on April 11, 2009, 02:03:45 AM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on April 11, 2009, 01:43:16 AM
We get it, you're a homophobe that probably sucks dicks at rest stops.

we get it, you're an internet white knight thats way too easy to troll and gets mad @ jokes
Title: Re: Woody Harrelson hits paparazzi, claims he saw a zombie
Post by: Diunx on April 11, 2009, 02:10:28 AM
Hmmm, zombies smart enough to sue humans...I can see this as a Adam Sandler movie.