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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: ToxicAdam on April 11, 2009, 03:05:36 AM

Title: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 11, 2009, 03:05:36 AM
Behold, philistines and cavemen .... the greatest man's wallet in the history of wallet-dom.


(http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/L11168211a.jpg)


Take your trifold, 8 picture carrying ass-breaker and throw it away. Take your lame bifold with outer money clip and put it into the shredder. This sleek fucking bad-ass carries your essentials and makes your cash easily accessible so you are not fumbling for your greasy dollars in dark strip clubs.





Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Diunx on April 11, 2009, 03:17:12 AM
Fuck you! my wallet is awesome!
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 11, 2009, 03:18:18 AM
http://www.overstock.com/Clothing-Shoes/Royce-Leather-Money-Clip-Wallet/3023910/product.html
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 11, 2009, 03:37:27 AM
Where do you put your toonies though? 
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Kara on April 11, 2009, 04:17:36 AM
Mine's sleeker.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Because it never has any money in it.  :'(
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On the plus side when people ask me for ID I get to flash it like it's a badge. Feeling official > being official.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 11, 2009, 05:09:16 AM
I don't see any Velcro  ::)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Note: My "sporty" wallet actually has velcro
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Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Veidt on April 11, 2009, 07:22:50 AM
Well, guess what? I don't have a wallet!
So, good day to you sir!
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Reb on April 11, 2009, 07:49:08 AM
People still use wallets? I use rubber bands like a real G.

How does that look?

Awesome.

(http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/cash-wad.jpg)
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: cloudwalking on April 11, 2009, 07:54:49 AM
the rubber band only looks cool if you're carrying a huge wad of money like in the above pic. otherwise, you look like a poser.

personally, i keep my money in my bra
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Positive Touch on April 11, 2009, 09:39:13 AM
personally, i keep my money in my bra

 :-\ money is dirty
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Eric P on April 11, 2009, 10:05:49 AM
i dunno.  my wallet's pretty ace

http://www.momastore.org/museum/moma/ProductDisplay_Art%20Lover%20Wallet_10451_10001_52205_-1_11536_11633_null_shop_
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 11, 2009, 10:07:48 AM
personally, i keep my money in my bra

That is pretty gross. :-\
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: cloudwalking on April 11, 2009, 10:19:08 AM
wait you guys actually believed me? i worked at coach for crying out loud, my money only touches the inside of the finest coach wallet/wristlet.

(http://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/Coach/42213_skhgd_a0?$product_image$)

(http://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/Coach/42382_bigpk_a0?$product_image$)

and this bag:

(http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/9445/95134556ij1.jpg)

my shit is worth more than the money i carry it in most of the time. that's better than any rubber band!
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Veidt on April 11, 2009, 10:27:03 AM
Now that I know you have a lot of money. I hate you even more.

: (
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Cheebs on April 11, 2009, 11:45:51 AM
my wallet is a mess, I am terrible about organizing it and just crumple everything in it in a big mess. And I have way too many fucking cards in it to keep track of.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 11, 2009, 11:53:38 AM
I've always wanted this wallet:

(http://www.bmfwallets.com/embroidered.jpg)
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: siamesedreamer on April 11, 2009, 01:05:30 PM
People still use cash?
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 11, 2009, 01:07:56 PM
My wallet has the Foxhound logo on it  :o
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Cheebs on April 11, 2009, 01:17:52 PM
My wallet has the Foxhound logo on it  :o
why
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: cool breeze on April 11, 2009, 01:18:29 PM
I've been using the same wallet for over 9 years now.  I need a new one and the only thing I need different is a front card pocket that lets the card be visible and maybe put a small button on one of the pockets for storing quarters.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: muckhole on April 11, 2009, 01:19:36 PM
I have a massive Costanza-esque brick of a wallet, but that's largely due to keeping every gift card and ATM receipt I ever get in there.

The best part of it is the little change pocket where I can keep my guitar picks and a spare key.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: demi on April 11, 2009, 01:21:08 PM
Do you keep any rubbers in it too
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Veidt on April 11, 2009, 01:21:48 PM
People still use cash?

Yes.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: muckhole on April 11, 2009, 01:28:02 PM
Do you keep any rubbers in it too

No. No room! I need to buy a condom wallet.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 11, 2009, 01:42:17 PM
I've always wanted to be so rich that I could pay a midget to follow me around and hold my monies.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2009, 02:05:44 PM
honestly, I don't even put my cash in my wallet. Never have. If someone steals your wallet, your cash is gone and that's usually the main reason they go for your wallet in the first place. I put my cash in my pocket.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 11, 2009, 02:06:50 PM
I've always wanted to be so rich that I could pay a midget to follow me around and hold my monies.

with a nacho hat w/ dip, damn this economy
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Veidt on April 11, 2009, 02:07:07 PM
@Himu
that's right.  
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: bud on April 11, 2009, 02:11:20 PM
honestly, I don't even put my cash in my wallet. Never have. If someone steals your wallet, your cash is gone and that's usually the main reason they go for your wallet in the first place. I put my cash in my pocket.

mah nig :pimp

i just use my own pockets for cards/papers/money/whatever


Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2009, 02:13:12 PM
only white people put their cash in their wallet. They do that shit so they can show how powerful they are. Flip out that wallet, pull of dem bills and show everyone in town they're rich as shit and that they DARE that negro or lil mexican kid who's earning 6 dollars an hour to steal their wallet.

oh, and girls. But they have an excuse, because they're girls.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Diunx on April 11, 2009, 02:16:17 PM
My wallet has the Foxhound logo on it  :o

Fucking awesome!
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: MCD on April 11, 2009, 02:18:20 PM
my wallet has naruto on it.

am i awesome? i know i am.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2009, 02:19:07 PM
My wallet has camo all over it.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 11, 2009, 02:20:03 PM
only white people put their cash in their wallet. They do that shit so they can show how powerful they are. Flip out that wallet, pull of dem bills and show everyone in town they're rich as shit and that they DARE that negro or lil mexican kid who's earning 6 dollars an hour to steal their wallet.

oh, and girls. But they have an excuse, because they're girls.

So what do black people do?  Sell a gold chain whenever money is needed?   :mrt
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2009, 02:24:17 PM
I just put a roll according to number.

100 first, then 20's, 10's, 5's and 1's. That way, if I'm going to deduce from the pile I can get what I want easy without being a big show off.

Then I stuff it in my pocket deep so that if someone puts their hand in my pocket (trying to feel my dick or something) I'll be able to snatch their hand with some kung fu.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Veidt on April 11, 2009, 02:25:50 PM
only white people put their cash in their wallet. They do that shit so they can show how powerful they are. Flip out that wallet, pull of dem bills and show everyone in town they're rich as shit and that they DARE that negro or lil mexican kid who's earning 6 dollars an hour to steal their wallet.

oh, and girls. But they have an excuse, because they're girls.

So what do black people do?  Sell a gold chain whenever money is needed?   :mrt

I think you accidentally spelled "Steal" like "sell".

That's right, we steal shit.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: bud on April 11, 2009, 02:26:20 PM
himu, how big is your dick?

latest measurements put mine at ±6.48'', it gets slightly bigger when it's warmer

summer's pretty much here, so that's even better



Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2009, 02:26:28 PM
That's right fellas. Evilbore's black clique has another member.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 11, 2009, 02:27:02 PM
See, all of this planning and fear is moot with a midget.  No one is gonna fuck with your midget-wallet, because everyone knows that all midgets eat the flesh of men.  All you'd have to do is provide your midget-wallet with a regular supply of victims.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2009, 02:28:25 PM
Where can you get one of these midget wallet?
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: bud on April 11, 2009, 02:30:18 PM
See, all of this planning and fear is moot with a midget.  No one is gonna fuck with your midget-wallet, because everyone knows that all midgets eat the flesh of men.  All you'd have to do is provide your midget-wallet with a regular supply of victims.

why are you always so angry?
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 11, 2009, 02:30:43 PM
Where can you get one of these midget wallet?

You have to convince a flesh eating midget (there's no other kind, honestly) of your sincerity.  Good luck with that, they're all savages.

Bud- who the hell is angry?  I'm talking about flesh eating midgets here.  This is deadly serious stuff.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2009, 02:31:07 PM

himu, how big is your dick?

latest measurements put mine at ±6.48'', it gets slightly bigger when it's warmer

summer's pretty much here, so that's even better

It depends. If I'm really horny it can get to ~8ish. You know how when if you abstain from spilling your seed your dick gets like, way bigger than it usually is?
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: bud on April 11, 2009, 02:37:50 PM
one thing i notice a lot about black guys in porn is that their head is pink is fuck

it looks so weird lol

is yours like that?
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 11, 2009, 02:39:03 PM
my wallet has naruto on it.

am i awesome? i know i am.

Yes you are.  Is a shirtless saskue on the back?  :drool
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2009, 02:42:09 PM
one thing i notice a lot about black guys in porn is that their head is pink is fuck

it looks so weird lol

is yours like that?

Not really. It's pretty damn pink at the outer edge of the head but the head itself is pretty much a slight brown with a pinkish tone.

When I get really hard it gets pinker though.

When I let the juice out I can see a bunch of tiny holes appear on the head though. Can you see that on yours?
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: bud on April 11, 2009, 02:46:50 PM
holes?! wtf
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Veidt on April 11, 2009, 02:49:00 PM
one thing i notice a lot about black guys in porn is that their head is pink is fuck

it looks so weird lol

is yours like that?

Not really. It's pretty damn pink at the outer edge of the head but the head itself is pretty much a slight brown with a pinkish tone.

When I get really hard it gets pinker though.

When I let the juice out I can see a bunch of tiny holes appear on the head though. Can you see that on yours?

wtf

HOLES?
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: drew on April 11, 2009, 02:50:31 PM
oh god

 :rofl
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Veidt on April 11, 2009, 02:51:20 PM
why the hell is it pink?

Mine is just brown all over baby.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2009, 02:54:49 PM
holes?! wtf

I think it's just the texture of something.

why the hell is it pink?

Mine is just brown all over baby.


But you're also African. :D Do you have white blood in you? I have white and cherokee indian. I think that's why it's kinda sorta pink.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: MCD on April 11, 2009, 03:01:07 PM
my wallet has naruto on it.

am i awesome? i know i am.

Yes you are.  Is a shirtless saskue on the back?  :drool
10/10

WOULD RAGE AGAIN
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Veidt on April 11, 2009, 03:02:01 PM
holes?! wtf

I think it's just the texture of something.

why the hell is it pink?

Mine is just brown all over baby.


But you're also African. :D Do you have white blood in you? I have white and cherokee indian. I think that's why it's kinda sorta pink.

That's weird. Because I only  have 1.5% of sub saharan  (black) genetics  in me. All though I'm an African I have straight curly hair.  People think I'm from Yemen : ( which  makes me, like an alien or something.

FML.


You must be awesome Himu, except for the holes on your dick. :lol
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Diunx on April 11, 2009, 03:05:33 PM
Does the semen come out of the little holes too?
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: TEEEPO on April 11, 2009, 03:05:45 PM
(http://www.americanapparel.net/storefront/images/detail/serve.asp?media=G569_DarkTurquoise.jpg)

:pimp
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: drew on April 11, 2009, 03:07:30 PM
you are awesome

i miss not using a wallet, before i was 21 id just keep my id in my car and do whatever
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2009, 03:21:49 PM
I don't carry much cash (maybe four or five twenties) because pretty much every retailer takes bank cards or credit cards.

Using cash in Canada means getting back way too many coins. Fuck that.

Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: drew on April 11, 2009, 03:23:24 PM
you live in canada?

it all makes sense now
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2009, 03:25:05 PM

You must be awesome Himu, except for the holes on your dick. :lol

I was joking. It's the texture. :lol
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2009, 03:26:06 PM
you live in canada?

it all makes sense now

It's only come up, directly or indirectly, about 1,000 times on this forum. You'd have remembered I was Canadian if you weren't such a heavy drug user.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Reb on April 11, 2009, 03:26:58 PM
you live in canada?

it all makes sense now

It's only come up, directly or indirectly, about 1,000 times on this forum.

Maybe if you weren't such a heavy drug user, you'd have remembered.

I bet he usually only reads his own posts.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: drew on April 11, 2009, 03:27:13 PM
maybe

perhaps

prolly
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 11, 2009, 03:39:50 PM
you live in canada?

it all makes sense now

It's only come up, directly or indirectly, about 1,000 times on this forum.

Maybe if you weren't such a heavy drug user, you'd have remembered.

I bet he usually only reads his own posts.

I thought the cool thing to do was NOT to read your own posts?  ???
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: drew on April 11, 2009, 03:45:12 PM
so much ragin being directed @ me from the gay rights thread yesterday on an issue that doesnt even affect the upset people directly
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on April 11, 2009, 03:47:04 PM
I've always wanted this wallet:

(http://www.bmfwallets.com/embroidered.jpg)
Me, too. I just have a boring leather trifold.  :'(
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: drew on April 11, 2009, 03:52:29 PM
trifolds get bulky quick and bend your $ weird

i prefer bifolds for those reasons
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: bud on April 11, 2009, 04:18:05 PM

You must be awesome Himu, except for the holes on your dick. :lol

I was joking. It's the texture. :lol

yeah, that's so it can... expand. :smug
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: drew on April 11, 2009, 04:20:58 PM
ugh you can stop quoting that now

it was tmi the 1st time and its tmi the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th time too
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: clothedmacuser on April 11, 2009, 05:56:47 PM
I use the Slimmy from Koyono.

(http://www.koyono.com/v/vspfiles/photos/M17546SE-2T.jpg)

(http://theblackcoat.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/slim_is_in.jpg)
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 11, 2009, 05:59:26 PM
so much ragin being directed @ me from the gay rights thread yesterday on an issue that doesnt even affect the upset people directly

It doesn't affect you directly either, which makes me wonder why you're against it.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Rman on April 11, 2009, 06:06:22 PM
I have an old, fat Fossil wallet.  Not fat from cash.  Debit cards FTW. 
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 11, 2009, 06:07:17 PM
I have an old, fat Fossil wallet.  Not fat from cash.  Debit cards FTW. 

I'm always weirded out when I have cash. I typically use my debit card for everything.

It was pretty strange carrying around tons of cash while I was in Japan. Paper Yen were too tall for my wallet, too.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: demi on April 11, 2009, 06:11:50 PM
Do you keep any rubbers in it too

No. No room! I need to buy a condom wallet.

That's ok. I wont make you use one.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: muckhole on April 11, 2009, 06:23:11 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: drew on April 11, 2009, 07:07:38 PM
mine:

(http://ai.pricegrabber.com/pi/1/81/18/18118642_160.jpg)
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 11, 2009, 07:10:07 PM
Mine:

(http://www.geekalerts.com/u/armadillo-purse.jpg)
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: drew on April 11, 2009, 07:20:56 PM
i concede

you win

congrats
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Purple Filth on April 11, 2009, 07:25:51 PM
honestly, I don't even put my cash in my wallet. Never have. If someone steals your wallet, your cash is gone and that's usually the main reason they go for your wallet in the first place. I put my cash in my pocket.

basically my answer
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2009, 10:25:39 PM
Mine:

(http://www.geekalerts.com/u/armadillo-purse.jpg)


:smug
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 11, 2009, 10:49:22 PM
(http://xs138.xs.to/xs138/09156/B975.jpg)(http://xs138.xs.to/xs138/09156/2235.jpg)

 8)
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 11, 2009, 11:31:15 PM
For everyday use I've got one of those George Costanza monstrosities.  It's really fucking ridiculous.  I can't even fit it into my pocket, I just throw it in either my briefcase or in a backback.  I don't even know what the fuck I've got in it anymore.  Just old garbage and plastic.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 12, 2009, 12:22:10 AM
I have a Bad Mother FUcker wallet
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Barry Egan on April 12, 2009, 12:43:26 AM
Mine:

(http://www.geekalerts.com/u/armadillo-purse.jpg)

you really should get this!
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 12, 2009, 01:13:24 AM
I already have one though.  Maybe two would be more hip.  The second can be my condom wallet. 
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Post by: ch1nchilla on April 12, 2009, 01:14:14 AM
Right now I'm rocking a Louis Vuitton monogram wallet, but I want something with a coin holder deal if only for trips to countries that actually use coins as substantial amounts of money. So I think I'm going to buy this... I wanted it in black, but that's sold out online so I'll have to go with red unless there's more black to come.

(http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm217/ch1nchilla/imagephp.png)
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 12, 2009, 01:15:24 AM
That's more feminine than my armadillo purse. 
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: ch1nchilla on April 12, 2009, 01:25:08 AM
That's more feminine than my armadillo purse. 

Eh, maybe. Would be far better in black.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 12, 2009, 01:28:13 AM
That's true.  I always feel that my black cocktail dresses, stilettos, and panties are more manly than my red ones too. 
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: ch1nchilla on April 12, 2009, 01:35:55 AM
That's true.  I always feel that my black cocktail dresses, stilettos, and panties are more manly than my red ones too. 

 :lol

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Post by: brawndolicious on April 12, 2009, 02:04:54 AM
I don't get the anti-wallet sentiment.  If you have carry bills in your pocket then you'll get them crumpled up and then you'll take longer to get them out and then everybody will look at you like you're a hobo-whore.

And it doesn't make sense usually to carry more than $20 in cash so there's no huge risk with getting robbed.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Himu on April 12, 2009, 03:07:51 AM
I don't get the anti-wallet sentiment.  If you have carry bills in your pocket then you'll get them crumpled up and then you'll take longer to get them out and then everybody will look at you like you're a hobo-whore.

And it doesn't make sense usually to carry more than $20 in cash so there's no huge risk with getting robbed.

the only way your cash gets crumpled is if you ARE a hobo whore.
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: bud on April 12, 2009, 11:32:31 AM
(http://xs138.xs.to/xs138/09156/B975.jpg)(http://xs138.xs.to/xs138/09156/2235.jpg)

 8)

:bow
Title: Re: Your wallet is a piece of shit ..
Post by: Diunx on April 12, 2009, 01:21:41 PM
(http://xs138.xs.to/xs138/09156/B975.jpg)(http://xs138.xs.to/xs138/09156/2235.jpg)

 8)

omg!
:bow2

Where can I buy this?