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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on April 11, 2009, 06:19:22 PM

Title: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 11, 2009, 06:19:22 PM: Running two stores, one of which has only one other keyholder than myself - and he tendered his resignation today.

I'm emotionally and physically spent, I don't know if I can deal with much more.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 11, 2009, 06:21:36 PM: Go to college.
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Post by: demi on April 11, 2009, 06:21:45 PM: CAMWHORE

I HAVE MONEY
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 11, 2009, 06:22:32 PM: Use your Jewish connections to land a senior management position at a bank.
Title: Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
Post by: Veidt on April 11, 2009, 06:22:47 PM: I'd suggest taking some time off. You seem worn out man, take a day or two off. Guarantee you'll be better

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ofcourse, Male prositution to OTHER MALES is the only option.

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Post by: Reb on April 11, 2009, 06:23:41 PM: Do telemarketing.

Do you have any degrees?
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Post by: muckhole on April 11, 2009, 06:24:13 PM: Quote from: Veidt on April 11, 2009, 06:22:47 PM
I'd suggest taking some time off. You seem worn out man, take a day or two off. Guarantee you'll be better

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ofcourse, Male prositution to OTHER MALES is the only option.

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Yup, time for another Vegas vacation.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on April 11, 2009, 06:33:06 PM: Can't you parlay your internet legend status into something that makes money?
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 11, 2009, 06:37:58 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 11, 2009, 06:33:06 PM
Can't you parlay your internet legend status into something that makes money?

actsofwillco.com is still available
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Post by: bud on April 11, 2009, 06:41:51 PM: don't you have some diamonds to sell? (http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l196/budhigh/emot-willco.gif)
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 11, 2009, 06:44:28 PM: omg that emote :lol
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 11, 2009, 06:47:14 PM: Who called this eons ago? :smug
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 11, 2009, 07:13:57 PM: :lol
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Post by: Kestastrophe on April 11, 2009, 07:18:33 PM: Now is not the best economic climate to think about quitting, regardless of how shitty your job is (at least you have a job :-\). If you're that unhappy, you should start looking for a different position though.
Title: Re: I need a new job - mine is sucking hard
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 11, 2009, 07:27:02 PM: Professional hobo sounds so appealing but ones materialistic side needs to be satiated. I wish I could personally walk away from everything and just live off handouts here and there.

You think hobo dudes bang hobo chicks? And I'm wondering if price of entry is nonexistent, like, hobos fuck like crazy under bridges without hangups. Though, I'm guessing thats how AIDS really spread.
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Post by: Don Flamenco on April 11, 2009, 08:17:37 PM: have you finished college? got options for grad school? Take a "vacation" and finish up one of those two...
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Post by: drew on April 11, 2009, 08:19:00 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on April 11, 2009, 07:59:36 PM
I bet you'd look good in butless chaps.

have you seen his latest pic?

ew to the EW
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Post by: Mandark on April 11, 2009, 08:27:19 PM: You should go Galt.
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Post by: BlackMage on April 11, 2009, 08:41:57 PM: Become a master of the custodial arts.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 11, 2009, 08:51:26 PM: I hear there's an opening at archie4208's place of work. You might want to dress business casual.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on April 11, 2009, 08:58:38 PM: I just had an epiphany. This is guaranteed to make you rich.

Become a pork butcher , then write a book about the emotional pain of having to betray your heritage and religion in order to survive in America.

Make sure that your story is somehow connected to the Jewish diaspora and the Holocaust.

Sell your story to the Lifetime network.
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Post by: ToxicAdam on April 11, 2009, 08:58:54 PM: Its so sad to see the inevitable retail burnout. So much promise of opportunity and almost enough money (but never quite enough) to live on.
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Post by: Fragamemnon on April 11, 2009, 09:15:40 PM: Right wind media and its followers love "rogue" jewz, go with that.
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Post by: ToxicAdam on April 11, 2009, 09:17:52 PM: Eric Cantor needs a new speech writer. Give him the Hebrew Handshake and you should be in like Flynn.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 11, 2009, 09:27:13 PM: How do I get some of that sweet, sweet porkulus money?
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Post by: Mandark on April 11, 2009, 10:44:37 PM: Quote from: Willco on April 11, 2009, 09:27:13 PM
How do I get some of that sweet, sweet porkulus money?

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