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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on December 06, 2006, 05:04:25 PM

Title: I think Microsoft MURDERED CNet editor James Kim
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 06, 2006, 05:04:25 PM: Tragedy? I think not. It's murder. First, he gets stranded and braves the wilderness. So why was he found dead without pants? The real reason was because there was a struggle.

The dirty truth is that James Kim was in the midst of writing a book on Microsoft's upstart MP3 player, the Zune, and was going to blow the digital music industry wide open. Microsoft killed him to keep their product future secret and didn't want to expose the truth to the masses.

I'm not sure why he wasn't wearing pants, but I am pretty sure it has to do with Microrsoft.

... but why did he take his pants off?
Title: Re: I think Microsoft MURDERED CNet editor James Kim
Post by: Cheebs on December 06, 2006, 05:09:03 PM: was he really writing a book on zune? :lol
Title: Re: I think Microsoft MURDERED CNet editor James Kim
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 06, 2006, 05:11:19 PM: Yes. (http://news.com.com/James+Kim+found+deceased/2100-1028_3-6141498.html?tag=cnetfd.ld1)
Title: Re: I think Microsoft MURDERED CNet editor James Kim
Post by: Mupepe on December 06, 2006, 05:16:30 PM: I don't wear pants in the wilderness either.
Title: Re: I think Microsoft MURDERED CNet editor James Kim
Post by: Vizzys on December 06, 2006, 05:22:29 PM: He was trying to spell a message with clothes perhaps.
Title: Re: I think Microsoft MURDERED CNet editor James Kim
Post by: Fatghost28 on December 06, 2006, 07:37:01 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on December 06, 2006, 05:16:30 PM
I don't wear pants in the wilderness either.

You don't wear pants any time.
Title: Re: I think Microsoft MURDERED CNet editor James Kim
Post by: G The Resurrected on December 06, 2006, 07:53:24 PM: Its a sad day, I wish peace on his soul. Prays will be going out to his family.
Title: Re: I think Microsoft MURDERED CNet editor James Kim
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 06, 2006, 08:14:21 PM: How inappropriate! Ban plz!
Title: Re: I think Microsoft MURDERED CNet editor James Kim
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2006, 08:16:15 PM: Dude writes for CNET, has his car breakdown, and doesn't use his cellphone or other electronic device to call for help? Why do I smell bullshit?
Title: Re: I think Microsoft MURDERED CNet editor James Kim
Post by: whiteACID on December 06, 2006, 08:22:31 PM: This isn't remotely funny Willco.
Title: Re: I think Microsoft MURDERED CNet editor James Kim
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 06, 2006, 08:25:05 PM: but that's William Federman for you.
Title: Re: I think Microsoft MURDERED CNet editor James Kim
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 06, 2006, 09:13:36 PM: Poor show Will, poor show.
Title: Re: I think Microsoft MURDERED CNet editor James Kim
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 06, 2006, 10:56:34 PM: I present you people facts and I'm accused of not being funny. The dude was found without pants. And he was writing a book on the Zune player. How can there not be a connection?
Title: Re: I think Microsoft MURDERED CNet editor James Kim
Post by: G The Resurrected on December 06, 2006, 11:01:49 PM: Excuse me he was found with pants. He was fully clothed. He left the clothing behind to leave a trail. I feel really bad cause if T.o.D. was within the last day that would just make it sadder. His footsteps lead them to the car which is a good thing.
Title: Re: I think Microsoft MURDERED CNet editor James Kim
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 06, 2006, 11:03:07 PM: How could have left clothing behind and be fully clothed. That's not even possible.
Title: Re: I think Microsoft MURDERED CNet editor James Kim
Post by: G The Resurrected on December 06, 2006, 11:03:57 PM: He took the extra clothing they had from the trip. At least thats what the news stations were saying earlier today. I dont think he would wear skirts and girl clothing. which is what they found that he left behind.
Title: Re: I think Microsoft MURDERED CNet editor James Kim
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 06, 2006, 11:04:45 PM: Oh, because I'm assuming that when the news says they found his pants, that he's not wearing them.
Title: Re: I think Microsoft MURDERED CNet editor James Kim
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 06, 2006, 11:25:43 PM: What happens when you assume, Will.
Title: Re: I think Microsoft MURDERED CNet editor James Kim
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2006, 11:27:28 PM: Dude had two little girls and all you can do is turn his death into another gag for this board? Wow.

It doesn't matter that he didn't have pants on to his girls. What matters is they won't have a dad come Christmas, or New Years, or for the rest of their life. There's nothing remotely funny about this Willco
Title: Re: I think Microsoft MURDERED CNet editor James Kim
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 06, 2006, 11:31:43 PM: Seriously man, it's a pretty shitty thing to joke about, and I fucking made a zombie superman photoshop within MINUTES of Reeve's reported death.