THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Don Flamenco on April 16, 2009, 02:04:37 AM

Title: psychotic/dumb co-worker quotes
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 16, 2009, 02:04:37 AM: post em if you got em

"I wonder if they're like the pirates from Pirates of the Caribbean or if they're just, like, jungle guys"

totally serious.
Title: Re: psychotic/dumb co-worker quotes
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 16, 2009, 02:24:05 AM: "There's no reason this real estate boom won't just keep going on. We're buying a second house and we've got the condo in Florida; plus my wife is taking classes to be a realtor. Might look into flipping houses."

-My dipshit old boss, circa 2005. I reminded him about that and all sorts of other shit when he was contemplating voting for the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow ticket last November; certainly years and years of me being right about nearly everything might give me some sway with him. Nope. Voted straight Republican and "love that Sarah Palin. Gives me a boner."
Title: Re: psychotic/dumb co-worker quotes
Post by: Tauntaun on April 16, 2009, 10:48:16 AM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on April 16, 2009, 02:24:05 AM
"There's no reason this real estate boom won't just keep going on. We're buying a second house and we've got the condo in Florida; plus my wife is taking classes to be a realtor. Might look into flipping houses."

-My dipshit old boss, circa 2005. I reminded him about that and all sorts of other shit when he was contemplating voting for the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow ticket last November; certainly years and years of me being right about nearly everything might give me some sway with him. Nope. Voted straight Republican and "love that Sarah Palin. Gives me a boner."

:rofl

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on April 16, 2009, 02:04:37 AM
post em if you got em

"I wonder if they're like the pirates from Pirates of the Caribbean or if they're just, like, jungle guys"

totally serious.

:lol Too good.
Title: Re: psychotic/dumb co-worker quotes
Post by: Mupepe on April 16, 2009, 10:54:47 AM: Regarding company layoffs:

"I think I have a solution to the layoffs. When I drove through the parking lot I saw at least 4 Obama bumper stickers. I'm going to get those employee names and lay them off. They wanted change, they're going to get it."
Title: Re: psychotic/dumb co-worker quotes
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on April 16, 2009, 10:58:06 AM: Just to be fair, Sarah Palin was pretty damn hot.
Title: Re: psychotic/dumb co-worker quotes
Post by: Reb on April 16, 2009, 11:04:14 AM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 16, 2009, 10:58:06 AM
Just to be fair, Sarah Palin was pretty damn hot.

:yuck
Title: Re: psychotic/dumb co-worker quotes
Post by: TVC15 on April 16, 2009, 11:53:16 AM: Quote from: mojovonio on April 16, 2009, 11:52:12 AM
Last night, I dreamt I went to One Eyed Jacks with agent Cooper to rescue Audrey Horne, but when I found her, I fucked her instead.

Did she at any point put on weirdo jazz music and start weirdo dancing?
Title: Re: psychotic/dumb co-worker quotes
Post by: TVC15 on April 16, 2009, 11:58:49 AM: Quote from: mojovonio on April 16, 2009, 11:54:12 AM
I just realized i posted this in the wrong thread.

It's okay. Audrey still hasn't realized which thread you've posted it in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYSYlVFF_94
Title: Re: psychotic/dumb co-worker quotes
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 16, 2009, 12:01:33 PM: :drool
Title: Re: psychotic/dumb co-worker quotes
Post by: TVC15 on April 16, 2009, 12:03:30 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36_vlZha7bg
Title: Re: psychotic/dumb co-worker quotes
Post by: Tauntaun on April 16, 2009, 12:31:24 PM: Thread hijacked by queers.....again.

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:elephant :supergay :elephant
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Title: Re: psychotic/dumb co-worker quotes
Post by: TVC15 on April 16, 2009, 12:32:17 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_JutJRMSrc
Title: Re: psychotic/dumb co-worker quotes
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 16, 2009, 03:22:43 PM: Leland is fucking hilarious
Title: Re: psychotic/dumb co-worker quotes
Post by: Veidt on April 16, 2009, 03:25:52 PM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 16, 2009, 10:58:06 AM
Just to be fair, Sarah Palin was pretty damn hot.

goddam that's it. Enough. Enough of this!
Title: Re: psychotic/dumb co-worker quotes
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 20, 2009, 09:29:45 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on April 16, 2009, 11:54:12 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on April 16, 2009, 11:53:16 AM
Quote from: mojovonio on April 16, 2009, 11:52:12 AM
Last night, I dreamt I went to One Eyed Jacks with agent Cooper to rescue Audrey Horne, but when I found her, I fucked her instead.

Did she at any point put on weirdo jazz music and start weirdo dancing?

All over mah cawk.

I just realized i posted this in the wrong thread.

I was gonna say...this is the bad quote thread, not the "I work with the awesomest person in the world" thread

but this is the kinda threadjacking I can get behind

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:tauntaun
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Title: Re: psychotic/dumb co-worker quotes
Post by: Bildi on April 20, 2009, 09:44:40 PM: I once introduced myself to a new, rather vacant-looking, but hot girl in my building. And she said:

"Oh hi, I'm Bobby-Jo".

I nearly spit out my coffee. That's not a real common name around here.
Title: Re: psychotic/dumb co-worker quotes
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 20, 2009, 10:21:35 PM: I overheard one of my co-workers saying that our economy was in the toilet because God was punishing us for not supporting Israel enough against Palestine when they were shooting rockets at each other a few months ago. Invisible hand indeed!
Title: Re: psychotic/dumb co-worker quotes
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 20, 2009, 10:25:27 PM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 16, 2009, 10:58:06 AM
Just to be fair, Sarah Palin was pretty damn hot.

Creating your own reality, one opinion at a time.