THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on April 20, 2009, 05:13:00 PM
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Just got my blood tests back. Liver levels in the blood are still slightly elevated, but they think this has more to do with family history than with any "damage" that's been done. Alo no warnings from my kidneys. They said the high amounts of colchicine and whatever anti-inflammatory drugs they were giving me in the hospital probably made my liver look worse than it was.
I'M GETTIN ME A WHOLE BOTTLE OF ABSINTHE TONIGHT AND I'MM SEE GOD, YEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE! I DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE ANYTHING AT ALL!!!
WOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOO!
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:elephant
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It's a good thing I keep a bottle of scotch at work.
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:pimp
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I'm thrilled that the results came back better than you thought, but don't overdo it.
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(http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/tvc15/7djzN4h0jgM0efGmqkskPvgOJa5eyRjpbqS9FFXza1fohCF1iJBzucE7WyXh/photo.jpg)
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Wooooooooooo!
Since I'm the one with the fatal kidneys, come sacrifice your sanity on my behalf by replacing me in the heinously distinguished mentally-challenged meeting
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Oops, "the heinously" equals "this heinously", stupid phone
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WILL YOUR COCK WORK AGAIN?!!!
Well, no. The pressure that my blood fires at could still perforate styrofoam, so I'm gonna be doped up on blood pressure meds for the rest of my life. My penis will never work again. So it's a good thing I can still use the rest of my body as an amusement park.
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WILL YOUR COCK WORK AGAIN?!!!
Well, no. The pressure that my blood fires at could still perforate styrofoam, so I'm gonna be doped up on blood pressure meds for the rest of my life. My penis will never work again. So it's a good thing I can still use the rest of my body as an amusement park.
Sweet, I'll feel much less threatened as your sex butler now.
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congrats
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Sad day for Demi.
Great news TVC! :pimp
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:supergay FUCK YEAH GO TVC DRINK YOUR ASS OFF :supergay
Seriously, awesome news. Glad to see an upside after your recent health problems.
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:bow TVC :bow2
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I want to get it changed to Byron Borgia. But it is too comic booky.
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Congrats Keith! now get drunk and post some pics of your naked shoulders :drool
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wait - are you serious about the boner thing? like, is it just harder for you to get hard or are you a floppy-donged loser till you croak?
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wait - are you serious about the boner thing? like, is it just harder for you to get hard or are you a floppy-donged loser till you croak?
I seriously have not had an erection since I started taking the blood pressure medication I am on, micardi HCT. Or HTC. I ferget.
Side effects for Micardis:
Autonomic Nervous System: impotence, increased sweating, flushing
Body as a Whole: allergy, fever, leg pain, malaise, chest pain
Cardiovascular: palpitation, dependent edema, angina pectoris, leg edema, abnormal ECG, hypertension, peripheral edema
CNS: insomnia, somnolence, migraine, vertigo, paresthesia, involuntary muscle contractions, hypoaesthesia
Gastrointestinal: flatulence, constipation, gastritis, dry mouth, hemorrhoids, gastroenteritis, enteritis, gastroesophageal reflux, toothache, non-specific gastrointestinal disorders
Metabolic: gout, hypercholesterolemia, diabetes mellitus
Musculoskeletal: arthritis, arthralgia, leg cramps, myalgia
Psychiatric: anxiety, depression, nervousness
Resistance Mechanism: infection, fungal infection, abscess, otitis media
Respiratory: asthma, rhinitis, dyspnea, epistaxis
Skin: dermatitis, eczema, pruritus
Urinary: micturition frequency, cystitis
Vascular: cerebrovascular disorder
Special Senses: abnormal vision, conjunctivitis, tinnitus, earache
Side effects for HCT (it's 2 blood pressure meds in 1 pill)
Digestive: pancreatitis, jaundice (intrahepatic cholestatic jaundice), sialadenitis, cramping, gastric irritation
Hematologic: aplastic anemia, agranulocytosis, leukopenia, hemolytic anemia, thrombocytopenia
Hypersensitivity: purpura, photosensitivity, urticaria, necrotizing angiitis (vasculitis and cutaneous vasculitis), fever, respiratory distress including pneumonitis and pulmonary edema, anaphylactic reactions
Metabolic: hyperglycemia, glycosuria, hyperuricemia
Musculoskeletal: muscle spasm
Nervous System/Psychiatric: restlessness
Renal: renal failure, renal dysfunction, interstitial nephritis
Skin: erythema multiforme including Stevens-Johnson syndrome, exfoliative dermatitis including toxic epidermal necrolysis
Special Senses: transient blurred vision, xanthopsia
I get a number of these.
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so technically could you get a boner if, you know, you "forget" your medication?
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grats. we're gonna need a detailed account of your next jack off session
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holy shit. it's like, you're alive, but why?
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Good luck. I'd probably need pornography that incorporated children getting twisted up and torn apart in farming equipment.
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GG should be able to hook you up
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::desperately searching gurochan::
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congrats
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Keith says:
Are you happy fo rme?
Thomas says:
about what
Keith says:
Not dying!
Thomas says:
why would i be happy about that
Keith says:
Because one of your friends that thought he was dying isn't going to die?
Thomas says:
and..
Keith says:
What else do you need! I'm not going to die! No need to worry any longer!
Thomas says:
so does this mean you will send me that stuff you promised
Keith says:
If you wish hard enough
Thomas says:
clearly that doesnt work
you are still alive
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:rofl
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:lol
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Congrats, are you still getting a bike?
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:lol demi breaks BAD :lol
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Congrats, TVC. Though you'll probably be regretting it later.
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:lol Demi
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demi is such a cool asshole, is a shame that he is banned at gaf, he should get a Drinki type status.
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It's going to feel good to resume my night caps. Even though I never stopped. But now I know they aren't killing me.
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Good to hear you aren't in danger of dying.
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Good News!
Some of those side effects look worse then the problem.