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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: drozmight on April 20, 2009, 06:27:55 PM

Title: What Should I Have Done Here?
Post by: drozmight on April 20, 2009, 06:27:55 PM

I was walking the dogs over the weekend, and as I passed by a house, two kids were in the yard messing around on their bikes... probably 13 or 14.

One of them turned to me suddenly and said, "...AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!"  They both started laughing like Beavis and Butthead.

Now I feel kinda bad.  I should've stamped out his dreams of becoming a comedian right then and there by devastating him with some sort of reply, but I didn't--I just walked on.



This is an excuse to post Beavis and Butthead clips.

[youtube=560,345]2yW_sIKBfIk[/youtube]

Title: Re: What Should I Have Done Here?
Post by: Positive Touch on April 20, 2009, 06:31:11 PM

if you're posting cornholio clips to get laughs, your burn probably would have just been embarrassing

Title: Re: What Should I Have Done Here?
Post by: drozmight on April 20, 2009, 06:32:42 PM

I didn't have one.

Title: Re: What Should I Have Done Here?
Post by: Veidt on April 20, 2009, 06:33:09 PM

I  am so glad I skipped to the " Excuse to post B&B clips" part.

Title: Re: What Should I Have Done Here?
Post by: Barry Egan on April 20, 2009, 06:33:37 PM

Dude, they're adolescent children.

The proper response is always violence.  

Title: Re: What Should I Have Done Here?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 20, 2009, 06:38:53 PM

Quote from: Chipopo on April 20, 2009, 06:33:37 PM

Dude, they're adolescent children.

The proper response is always violence.  

Yes or you could imply that one of them is gay and create an atmosphere of mistrust and name calling between them. 

Title: Re: What Should I Have Done Here?
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 20, 2009, 06:49:13 PM

you should have told their parents, but instead of telling their parents what they actually said, you should have said something much worse like "they threatened to rape me and beat me with a baseball afterward."  That would have totally fucked up their lives!

Title: Re: What Should I Have Done Here?
Post by: Powerslave on April 20, 2009, 06:50:31 PM

I could own people irl so much if I had the balls...

but maybe it's just me knowing that that shit only belongs on the internet..


but still.... so many dumb people I see....so hard I yearn for ownage..

Title: Re: What Should I Have Done Here?
Post by: Bildi on April 20, 2009, 09:51:14 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on April 20, 2009, 06:50:31 PM

I could own people irl so much if I had the balls...

but maybe it's just me knowing that that shit only belongs on the internet..


but still.... so many dumb people I see....so hard I yearn for ownage..

Tell them that if you meet them on the internet you're gonna so own their asses.

Title: Re: What Should I Have Done Here?
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 20, 2009, 09:52:45 PM

Should have went at them with a sock full of oranges

Title: Re: What Should I Have Done Here?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 20, 2009, 10:02:01 PM

Exposed yourself to them.

Title: Re: What Should I Have Done Here?
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 20, 2009, 10:05:53 PM

Can I see? :smug

Title: Re: What Should I Have Done Here?
Post by: max_cool on April 20, 2009, 11:35:42 PM

My vote goes toward gay innuendo for the little fucktard who said it to you.

"So, you like the way guys look eh?"
"I have that effect on lots of guys."

and so on...