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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2006, 01:30:35 PM

Title: God damn my presentation sucked
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2006, 01:30:35 PM
Had final presentations today in my business class. Basically it was some easy shit: create a business plan for a business by integrating every single thing talked about in the semester. Pfft, I did it this morning in an hour, before class.

So going into the presentation I was pretty confident. My material was dead on (generic idea for a restaurant on campus) but my delivery was weak. I could barely talk for long periods of time because my heart was beating, and my mouth was hella dry. Shit this has never happened to me before. I'm guessing it's because I've been so stressed all week. I still got through the material though, which was important.

But when I talked to the teacher after class he said I did a great job and had great ideas. Hmm. It's worth 50 points.


Or maybe I was distracted by the chick who went before me; god damn she's hot. I still have her pencil too LOL. She let me borrow it for the second test, but it seemed like everyday I came to class she wasn't there, and vise versa.
Title: Re: God damn my presentation sucked
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 07, 2006, 01:33:11 PM
Wha?
Title: Re: God damn my presentation sucked
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 07, 2006, 01:33:58 PM
Did you show them the bucket of feces? That usually works!
Title: Re: God damn my presentation sucked
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 07, 2006, 01:35:45 PM
How are we supposed to even respond to this thread?

"THAT'S TOO BAD PD. LOLZ"

?
Title: Re: God damn my presentation sucked
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 07, 2006, 01:37:50 PM
THATS TOO BAD PD. LOLZ.
Title: Re: God damn my presentation sucked
Post by: BlackMage on December 07, 2006, 01:39:35 PM
PD. dude. you are slacking
Title: Re: God damn my presentation sucked
Post by: whiteACID on December 07, 2006, 01:42:06 PM
Had final presentations today in my business class. Basically it was some easy shit: create a business plan for a business by integrating every single thing talked about in the semester. Pfft, I did it this morning in an hour, before class.

So going into the presentation I was pretty confident. My material was dead on (generic idea for a restaurant on campus) but my delivery was weak. I could barely talk for long periods of time because my heart was beating, and my mouth was hella dry. Shit this has never happened to me before. I'm guessing it's because I've been so stressed all week. I still got through the material though, which was important.

But when I talked to the teacher after class he said I did a great job and had great ideas. Hmm. It's worth 50 points.


Or maybe I was distracted by the chick who went before me; god damn she's hot. I still have her pencil too LOL. She let me borrow it for the second test, but it seemed like everyday I came to class she wasn't there, and vise versa.
I get like this before every presentation or public speaking I have to do. Public speaking is actually a phobia of mine, I get really sweaty and nervous my heart beats fast, I look down and mumble. Funny enough no matter how bad I think I did everyone says I did a good job.
Title: Re: God damn my presentation sucked
Post by: TVC15 on December 07, 2006, 01:42:21 PM
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Title: Re: God damn my presentation sucked
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 07, 2006, 01:42:31 PM
HIS PRESENTATION SUCKED CAUSE HE'S TOO NICE A GUY!
Title: Re: God damn my presentation sucked
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 07, 2006, 01:43:54 PM
Public speaking phobias? Whatever happened to just imagining everybody in their underwear? ???
Title: Re: God damn my presentation sucked
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 07, 2006, 01:49:53 PM
Whatever happened to just wearing underwear?
Title: Re: God damn my presentation sucked
Post by: Coop on December 07, 2006, 01:50:27 PM
Had final presentations today in my business class. Basically it was some easy shit: create a business plan for a business by integrating every single thing talked about in the semester. Pfft, I did it this morning in an hour, before class.

So going into the presentation I was pretty confident. My material was dead on (generic idea for a restaurant on campus) but my delivery was weak. I could barely talk for long periods of time because my heart was beating, and my mouth was hella dry. Shit this has never happened to me before. I'm guessing it's because I've been so stressed all week. I still got through the material though, which was important.

But when I talked to the teacher after class he said I did a great job and had great ideas. Hmm. It's worth 50 points.


Or maybe I was distracted by the chick who went before me; god damn she's hot. I still have her pencil too LOL. She let me borrow it for the second test, but it seemed like everyday I came to class she wasn't there, and vise versa.
I get like this before every presentation or public speaking I have to do. Public speaking is actually a phobia of mine, I get really sweaty and nervous my heart beats fast, I look down and mumble. Funny enough no matter how bad I think I did everyone says I did a good job.

I have this problem too. I usually don't care about talking in front of the class but once I get up there I start getting nervous, stuttering, shaking, and sweating.

I have a presentation tomorrow I hope I dont knock over the podium. :-\
Title: Re: God damn my presentation sucked
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 07, 2006, 01:54:48 PM
I dunno, whenever I get nervous about something I just realize that people who are far more stupid are really good at it, so why cant I be good at it? IM GONNA BE AWESOME! Then I just sorta run up there and vomit.
Title: Re: God damn my presentation sucked
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 07, 2006, 01:55:45 PM
I dunno, whenever I get nervous about something I just realize that people who are far more stupid are really good at it, so why cant I be good at it? IM GONNA BE AWESOME! Then I just sorta run up there and vomit.

Ah... what?
Title: Re: God damn my presentation sucked
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 07, 2006, 01:57:55 PM
Public speaking phobias? Whatever happened to just imagining everybody in their underwear? ???
That doesn't work.
Title: Re: God damn my presentation sucked
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 07, 2006, 02:02:21 PM
Public speaking phobias? Whatever happened to just imagining everybody in their underwear? ???
That doesn't work.
I would just get a boner.
Title: Re: God damn my presentation sucked
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 07, 2006, 02:03:45 PM
Well sure, if you were speaking to Victoria's Secret models...

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...or the Milwaukee Brewers. :-*
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 :lol
Title: Re: God damn my presentation sucked
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 07, 2006, 02:07:10 PM
I have the opposite problem: if I know the subject, I ramble like fuck. I have actually been told to SHUT THE FUCK UP when lecturing because I get segued into stupid stories so easily.
Title: Re: God damn my presentation sucked
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2006, 02:09:57 PM
Yeah I have no problem with public speaking - I used to until I took a speech class in a few years ago. Basically I do a lot of hand gestures and it makes me feel comfortable without looking unprofessional (IE shuffling feet). I also look everyone in the eye

But today I felt so stressed, cold, and tired I couldn't help it