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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: GilloD on April 27, 2009, 11:49:30 AM

Title: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: GilloD on April 27, 2009, 11:49:30 AM

I am the only person who came into my office this morning. Where is everyone? My boss is e-mailing me from Toronto. I don't think he knows everyone else is missing.

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Reb on April 27, 2009, 11:52:01 AM

Hehehe, awesome.

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 27, 2009, 11:53:24 AM

this seems to be a common occurrence at your workplace

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: tehjaybo on April 27, 2009, 11:53:47 AM

Email your boss back and ask him.

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: tehjaybo on April 27, 2009, 11:56:04 AM

Quote from: Kosma on April 27, 2009, 11:55:32 AM

Quote from: tehjaybo on April 27, 2009, 11:53:47 AM

Email your boss back and ask him.

This please.

Also make a picture of the empty office and attach it.

Then upload it here.

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Bocsius on April 27, 2009, 12:10:37 PM

Everyone else got laid off.

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Tauntaun on April 27, 2009, 12:15:20 PM

You are now in charge.  Good luck. 

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Like I'm going to come to work on this beautiful day?  COME ON! /gob

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Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Diunx on April 27, 2009, 12:16:08 PM

Since your boss is in toronto they decided to have a secret party/orgy but didn't invite you. I would get some hookers and fuck around the empty office if I were you.

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Eric P on April 27, 2009, 12:16:38 PM

just go to generation records and hang out.

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Crushed on April 27, 2009, 12:16:50 PM

walk around naked all day

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: E-DuB on April 27, 2009, 06:42:15 PM

Quote from: Crushed on April 27, 2009, 12:16:50 PM

walk around naked all day

This is the only right answer. That and be sure to e-mail him about the empty office too

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: pilonv1 on April 27, 2009, 09:29:36 PM

if i was alone in the office id be playing games in my underwear while eating something disgusting. make the most of it

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 27, 2009, 09:34:26 PM

At first, I thought this was a Willco thread.

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 27, 2009, 09:39:45 PM

edit: what the hell? wrong thread

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: demi on April 27, 2009, 09:45:23 PM

but guys gillod might get a raise

LMAO

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Ganhyun on April 29, 2009, 09:29:07 AM

so what happened?

Seriously, why did you leave us in suspense?

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 09:56:37 AM

he came over that night and played hipster dungeons and dragons.  he brought over his roommate who is a video vixen or something (she almost didn't make it because she had a rap video to shoot)

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Tauntaun on April 29, 2009, 10:12:43 AM

Quote from: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 09:56:37 AM

he came over that night and played hipster dungeons and dragons.  he brought over his roommate who is a video vixen or something (she almost didn't make it because she had a rap video to shoot)

Sounds like a sexy time.  Did you molest GilloD in "fantasy D&D land?"   :-*

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Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: GilloD on April 29, 2009, 10:33:47 AM

The accountant never showed, the other girl eventually came in around 1 and left at like 4:15. I got to sit here and listen to jams with the window open, so even-steven, yo.

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 10:56:44 AM

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 29, 2009, 10:12:43 AM

Quote from: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 09:56:37 AM

he came over that night and played hipster dungeons and dragons.  he brought over his roommate who is a video vixen or something (she almost didn't make it because she had a rap video to shoot)

Sounds like a sexy time.  Did you molest GilloD in "fantasy D&D land?"   :-*

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they don't call me the dungeon master for nothing

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Ganhyun on April 29, 2009, 11:01:54 AM

Quote from: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 10:56:44 AM

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 29, 2009, 10:12:43 AM

Quote from: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 09:56:37 AM

he came over that night and played hipster dungeons and dragons.  he brought over his roommate who is a video vixen or something (she almost didn't make it because she had a rap video to shoot)

Sounds like a sexy time.  Did you molest GilloD in "fantasy D&D land?"   :-*

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:tauntaun

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they don't call me the dungeon master for nothing

 :lol :lol :lol

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Tauntaun on April 29, 2009, 11:18:02 AM

Quote from: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 10:56:44 AM

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 29, 2009, 10:12:43 AM

Quote from: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 09:56:37 AM

he came over that night and played hipster dungeons and dragons.  he brought over his roommate who is a video vixen or something (she almost didn't make it because she had a rap video to shoot)

Sounds like a sexy time.  Did you molest GilloD in "fantasy D&D land?"   :-*

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:tauntaun

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they don't call me the dungeon master for nothing

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ericprva/harry_hill.jpg)

Just a thought, getting molested by this dude would be freaky.  Specially if he made that face.  :-X

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Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 11:49:07 AM

Harry Hill is a master of strange facial expressions

[youtube=560,345]NbER7SA8bqI[/youtube]

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2009, 12:00:37 PM

Those glasses are sexy.

I'd cum on those glasses.

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Tauntaun on April 29, 2009, 12:13:09 PM

Quote from: Himuro on April 29, 2009, 12:00:37 PM

Those glasses are sexy.

I'd cum on those glasses.

I think black people cum should be relative to their certain shade of darky.  Like, if the black dude is wesley snipes black, it'll look like he's spurting oil, u dig?   :-*

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 29, 2009, 12:13:49 PM

yeah Harry Hill's Tv Burp won a BAFTA at the British television awards couple days ago. The Inbetweeners just missed out to The IT Crowd for best Sitcom.

Here's the full list of winners (http://www.bafta.org/awards/television/tv-noms-2009,709,BA.html)

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 12:15:51 PM

yeah i caught that, and was quite happy with a number of the wins but there were others that made me cry.

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 29, 2009, 12:23:44 PM

I was pretty chuffed that Harry and Paul won best comedy programme.

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 12:28:46 PM

yeah that was my main disappointment

edit: happy for wallander.  that was pretty good

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2009, 12:30:36 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 29, 2009, 12:13:09 PM

Quote from: Himuro on April 29, 2009, 12:00:37 PM

Those glasses are sexy.

I'd cum on those glasses.

I think black people cum should be relative to their certain shade of darky.  Like, if the black dude is wesley snipes black, it'll look like he's spurting oil, u dig?   :-*

lol

I don't know what kind of cum I have, I just have cum I guess.

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Tauntaun on April 29, 2009, 12:44:23 PM

Quote from: Himuro on April 29, 2009, 12:30:36 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 29, 2009, 12:13:09 PM

Quote from: Himuro on April 29, 2009, 12:00:37 PM

Those glasses are sexy.

I'd cum on those glasses.

I think black people cum should be relative to their certain shade of darky.  Like, if the black dude is wesley snipes black, it'll look like he's spurting oil, u dig?   :-*

lol

I don't know what kind of cum I have, I just have cum I guess.

You cum lolis and while you're cumming you yell "DESUDESUDESU!" or "TIFA!"

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2009, 12:45:51 PM

:(

If that were true I'd never want to spill my seed ever again

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 29, 2009, 12:47:31 PM

Quote from: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 12:28:46 PM

yeah that was my main disappointment

I thought they deserved it (big Paul Whitehouse and 'The Fast Show' fan.), though I must admit I haven't seen much of the other nominations.

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: drew on April 29, 2009, 12:49:23 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 29, 2009, 12:44:23 PM

You cum lolis and while you're cumming you yell "DESUDESUDESU!" or "KAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!"

fixed

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2009, 12:52:15 PM

DREW

FUCK YOU

WE'RE THROUGH

you're not getting a lick of this loli cum

Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today
Post by: Tauntaun on April 29, 2009, 12:52:56 PM

Quote from: Himuro on April 29, 2009, 12:45:51 PM

:(

If that were true I'd never want to spill my seed ever again

I'd pay to see it though.


 :-*

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Just kidding, I get in for free. :hump

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