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Title: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 28, 2009, 02:37:29 PM
NERD
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 28, 2009, 02:40:24 PM
:-[
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Akala on April 28, 2009, 02:40:53 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Diunx on April 28, 2009, 02:41:26 PM
lol
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 28, 2009, 02:53:04 PM
Maybe, I haven't been particularly impressed with what I've seen so far.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: GilloD on April 28, 2009, 02:54:12 PM
See it for it's gaping, canyon-sized plot holes!
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2009, 02:57:00 PM
He's been my favorite comic character since I could walk but jeez, this movie looks horrible.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 28, 2009, 02:58:00 PM
hey, remember when wolverine was an ugly psychopathic runt who would sometimes lose it and attack his own teammates, and once fucked up the thing's face so bad he had to wear a helmet to cover his exposed skin for like a year

when they make a movie about that wolverine i'll go see it
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Eric P on April 28, 2009, 03:01:40 PM
i only remember the wolverine that got saddled with spunky teen girl sidekicks
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 28, 2009, 03:02:08 PM
I want to see Wolverine Does Japan

my version would be not be rated PG-13
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Cheebs on April 28, 2009, 03:03:49 PM
X-Men 2 was so good. Why did this franchise have to go down the shitter?  :'(
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Eric P on April 28, 2009, 03:05:37 PM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on April 28, 2009, 03:02:08 PM
I want to see Wolverine Does Japan

my version would be not be rated PG-13

re-read the miller/claremont wolverine book then re-read DKR.

it's the same goddamn character.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 28, 2009, 03:07:33 PM
Quote from: Eric P on April 28, 2009, 03:01:40 PM
i only remember the wolverine that got saddled with spunky teen girl sidekicks

pre-jubilee wolverine was a way more interesting character
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Eric P on April 28, 2009, 03:08:06 PM
man, i'm talking kitty pryde here
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 28, 2009, 03:08:37 PM
oh, well

i never really minded her

that character is more interesting in her reworked ultimate spider-man version
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2009, 03:09:06 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on April 28, 2009, 03:03:49 PM
X-Men 2 was so good. Why did this franchise have to go down the shitter?  :'(

I thought all three movies were meh
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Eric P on April 28, 2009, 03:09:24 PM
me either, but it def started a trend, it seems
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: bork on April 28, 2009, 03:13:26 PM
I might go because a bunch of friends are.   :-\  I told them not to bother and watch the workprint, but they want the "movie experience."   ::)

Wolverine was not as bad as X3, but still shit.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 28, 2009, 03:26:56 PM
I was amped when they announced Wolverine:Origin. I thought we were going to get the original mini-series as a movie. :(

That's the movie I wanted to see .. but it's kind of unrealistic to think that Hollywood (especially Fox) would go in that direction.

I'm more excited for the Star Trek movie and I'm not even a trek fan.

Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: jiji on April 28, 2009, 03:40:57 PM
 :yuck :yuck :yuck
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Tauntaun on April 28, 2009, 03:43:40 PM
Quote from: the lyte edge on April 28, 2009, 03:13:26 PM
I might go because a bunch of friends are.   :-\  I told them not to bother and watch the workprint, but they want the "movie experience."   ::)

Wolverine was not as bad as X3, but still shit.

That movie was such trash, not even just plot wise but editing wise as well.  Looks like wolverine might have some of those problems too, the scene in the trailer where he's on the helicopter looks HORRID!  :yuck  I told my wife we're not seeing this.  :punch
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 28, 2009, 03:56:05 PM
The game is better than the movie, and the game ain't all that.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 28, 2009, 07:28:49 PM
It's better this way. If this fails a shitty Deadpool movie will never come out.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Oblivion on April 28, 2009, 07:33:58 PM
I thought Patel was a huge comic book fanboy? Unless this is intentionally ironic or something...


I'm gonna go see it since I haven't seen the leaked footage yet, and it can't be any shittier than X3. Plus, GAMBIT!
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Cheebs on April 28, 2009, 07:45:16 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on April 28, 2009, 07:33:58 PM
I thought Patel was a huge comic book fanboy? Unless this is intentionally ironic or something...


I'm gonna go see it since I haven't seen the leaked footage yet, and it can't be any shittier than X3. Plus, GAMBIT!
oh, you'll  be surprised.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: E-DuB on April 28, 2009, 07:46:51 PM
Probably not
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 28, 2009, 08:07:26 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on April 28, 2009, 07:33:58 PM
I thought Patel was a huge comic book fanboy? Unless this is intentionally ironic or something...


I'm gonna go see it since I haven't seen the leaked footage yet, and it can't be any shittier than X3. Plus, GAMBIT!

I like comics but am pretty meh on superheroes. Also comics != comic book movies.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 28, 2009, 08:14:01 PM
Quote from: Green Man on April 28, 2009, 08:10:09 PM
Quote from: Fresh Prince on April 28, 2009, 07:28:49 PM
It's better this way. If this fails a shitty Deadpool movie will never come out.

BUT A GOOD ONE COULD HAVE BEEN MADE!

They don't even make Deadpool promo stuff FFS. They're completely ignoring the fact that he's been around longer then this abortion of this film.

That is because nobody knows who deadpool is.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: EvilBoris on April 28, 2009, 08:14:22 PM
 but is it worse than rendition?
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 28, 2009, 08:15:16 PM
T EXP is correct only people on Evilbore know who Deadpool is.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 28, 2009, 08:15:40 PM
SMH at people getting upset over Deadpool. I mean he's Deadpool, he ain't all that.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Cheebs on April 28, 2009, 08:17:16 PM
Quote from: Green Man on April 28, 2009, 08:10:09 PM
Quote from: Fresh Prince on April 28, 2009, 07:28:49 PM
It's better this way. If this fails a shitty Deadpool movie will never come out.

BUT A GOOD ONE COULD HAVE BEEN MADE!

They don't even make Deadpool promo stuff FFS. They're completely ignoring the fact that he's been around longer then this abortion of this film.
Well deadpool in this is a crazy mute monster that shoots lasers and has sword hands and they seem to show that in all the tv spots.

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on April 28, 2009, 08:15:40 PM
SMH at people getting upset over Deadpool. I mean he's Deadpool, he ain't all that.
Deadpool is the least of this movies problems.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 28, 2009, 08:20:54 PM
Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on April 28, 2009, 08:15:40 PM
SMH at people getting upset over Deadpool. I mean he's Deadpool, he ain't all that.
GTFO. I demand evilbore forums should have a Deadpool colour scheme for the month of May.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 28, 2009, 08:32:10 PM
Quote from: Green Man on April 28, 2009, 08:18:43 PM
Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on April 28, 2009, 08:15:40 PM
SMH at people getting upset over Deadpool. I mean he's Deadpool, he ain't all that.

Shut the fuck up. You can't draw worth shit. Get out of here.


So mean  :gloomy Bet you guys don't even read his current series.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: ManaByte on April 28, 2009, 08:33:36 PM
Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on April 28, 2009, 08:32:10 PM
Quote from: Green Man on April 28, 2009, 08:18:43 PM
Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on April 28, 2009, 08:15:40 PM
SMH at people getting upset over Deadpool. I mean he's Deadpool, he ain't all that.

Shut the fuck up. You can't draw worth shit. Get out of here.


So mean  :gloomy Bet you guys don't even read his current series.

I don't think anyone did.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 28, 2009, 08:35:25 PM
I may watch Fast and Furious again, just as a form of humping over the corpse that is Watchmen.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 28, 2009, 08:42:07 PM
The thing about Deadpool is, he is a cool character, and Ryan Reynolds is a cool actor, unfortunately, Ryan Reynolds is in the movie for like 5 minutes, and Deadpool, or whatever the fuck that is in the movie, sucks.

Gambit also sucks, the thing with the cards, the climbing walls shit, and the dude doesn't do a great job with the character. He doesn't feel like the character i remember from the comics and the t.v show.

The only good things about this movie are Hugh Jackman and Liv Shreiber.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 28, 2009, 08:43:38 PM
Vin Diesel = Deadpool. Guy can act.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 28, 2009, 08:46:49 PM
Ryan Reynolds does the character justice as Wade Wilson. I prefer him to Diesel.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 28, 2009, 08:49:22 PM
I'd get Ryan Reynolds as WW then get Vin Diesel to play Deadpool.

WTF Green Man he has the perfect voice for Deadpool, delivery he'd have to work on since he always plays the straight man.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Diunx on April 28, 2009, 10:02:43 PM
Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on April 28, 2009, 08:15:40 PM
SMH at people getting upset over Deadpool. I mean he's Deadpool, he ain't all that.

Fuck you.

Also Reynolds wasn't that good as deadpool, he sounded like he was whispering everything he said and his delivery was pretty slow, Deadpool from Wolverine vs Hulk was miles better than Reynolds.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Cheebs on April 28, 2009, 10:36:07 PM
There wont be any good x-men movies till marvel studios get back the rights to it and that won't happen until these Fox shitty movies stop making money.

Speaking of Fox when the hell was the last time that studio released a good movie? I can't think of one in years.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 28, 2009, 10:44:41 PM
Quote from: Diunx on April 28, 2009, 10:02:43 PM
Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on April 28, 2009, 08:15:40 PM
SMH at people getting upset over Deadpool. I mean he's Deadpool, he ain't all that.

Fuck you.

Also Reynolds wasn't that good as deadpool, he sounded like he was whispering everything he said and his delivery was pretty slow, Deadpool from Wolverine vs Hulk was miles better than Reynolds.

Wade Wilson isn't crazy like until he becomes deadpool. And deadpool in that animated movie didn't throw one single funny line.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: TVC15 on April 28, 2009, 10:56:29 PM
How naked does Hugh Jackman get in this?
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 28, 2009, 10:58:22 PM
You see his ass i think.

Another reason why this movie sucks. Hugh Jackman makes you both feel proud to be a man, and ashamed to not be even close to his god like bad ass mother fucker self.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: TVC15 on April 28, 2009, 11:05:20 PM
What about nipples?  Gimme an estimated nipple screen time.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 28, 2009, 11:08:04 PM
All you gonna get is the adamantium skeleton scene. You see it in the trailers.

Rent the game, they did a full body scan of the dude, sometimes it looks like the real thing, never seen a character model with such a well defined body, it instantly makes me wanna work out.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Diunx on April 28, 2009, 11:14:32 PM
Quote from: WrikaWrek on April 28, 2009, 10:44:41 PM
Quote from: Diunx on April 28, 2009, 10:02:43 PM
Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on April 28, 2009, 08:15:40 PM
SMH at people getting upset over Deadpool. I mean he's Deadpool, he ain't all that.

Fuck you.

Also Reynolds wasn't that good as deadpool, he sounded like he was whispering everything he said and his delivery was pretty slow, Deadpool from Wolverine vs Hulk was miles better than Reynolds.

Wade Wilson isn't crazy like until he becomes deadpool. And deadpool in that animated movie didn't throw one single funny line.

Yeah but they obviously try to have funny and annoying Wade in the movie before the workshop you probably didn't notice it because of how bad his jokes were, and animated deadpool was a lot more funnier than this one.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 28, 2009, 11:22:28 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on April 28, 2009, 10:36:07 PM
Speaking of Fox when the hell was the last time that studio released a good movie? I can't think of one in years.

Looking back on recent years, the catalog is a wasteland of awful movies and only a handful of actual good movies. :-\
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 28, 2009, 11:37:22 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on April 28, 2009, 11:05:20 PM
What about nipples?  Gimme an estimated nipple screen time.

What's the point when you have a broken penis?
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: TVC15 on April 28, 2009, 11:40:00 PM
My penis doesn't work anymore.  We've been over this.  My medication makes it not work.  I haven't had an erection in 1.5ish months.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 28, 2009, 11:42:28 PM
Exactly that is why I asked what is the point in you wanting to see a naked Huge when your penis is broke. 

With this and the PSP Go not having a memory slot it looks like your reading comprehension is going the way of your penis. 
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 28, 2009, 11:45:15 PM
Arvie making the suicidal more suicidal :punch
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: TVC15 on April 28, 2009, 11:48:56 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on April 28, 2009, 11:42:28 PM
With this and the PSP Go not having a memory slot it looks like your reading comprehension is going the way of your penis. 

What do you expect?  I haven't been able to operate my penis in 1.5 months.  If my reading comprehension being a little flayed is the only issue, I'm probably lucky.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 29, 2009, 12:01:18 AM
Didn't PD say he gets off all the time with a soft penis?  Have you tried that?

Quote from: Fresh Prince on April 28, 2009, 11:45:15 PM
Arvie making the suicidal more suicidal :punch

Speaking of which Malek hasn't posted yet today.  Maybe we should alert the Winnipeg authorities.   :'( 
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: TVC15 on April 29, 2009, 12:08:17 AM
I'm sure I could, but I also don't have any sex drive.  Which probably explains why I've been so tense and anxious and on a moody PMSy rollercoaster lately. 

Also, according to wiki:

Quote
Both sex and masturbation lower blood pressure.

So, ironically, the blood pressure medicine I am taking is in a roundabout way contributing to my high blood pressure.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 29, 2009, 12:13:40 AM
Well your life could be worse.  I just put the arms of a big paper clamp up my nose to see if I could and now all I can smell is metal.   :'(
I also had trouble taking them out and for a second thought they were stuck.   :'( :'(
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: TVC15 on April 29, 2009, 12:24:24 AM
I really don't think my life could be worse at the moment, Arvie.  It would take something completely out of left field.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 29, 2009, 12:36:25 AM
 :(

How's school going?
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: TVC15 on April 29, 2009, 12:38:44 AM
I didn't sign up for any classes after it became apparent that my health problems were considerable and that I'd be in appointment hell for a while.  I'm sad about that, the no classes thing.  At the same time it was the right decision.  For how much stress and pressure I feel right now, there'd be even more if I had classes going on.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 29, 2009, 12:41:24 AM
 :(

That really sucks. 
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Diunx on April 30, 2009, 12:27:10 AM
Jim Carrey as Deadpool would be totally awesome.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: chronovore on April 30, 2009, 05:30:35 AM
Quote from: Green Man on April 28, 2009, 08:18:43 PM
Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on April 28, 2009, 08:15:40 PM
SMH at people getting upset over Deadpool. I mean he's Deadpool, he ain't all that.

Shut the fuck up. You can't draw worth shit. Get out of here.

Neither can the guy who invented Deadpool.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: GilloD on April 30, 2009, 10:55:44 AM
Hilarious "secret" ending leaked:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
     Basically they zoom in on the rubble of the destroyed nuclear plant. We see Deadpools hand out of the rumble and then we see his head on the floor. We then see a guy in a long black over coat with his hood up, kneel down and pick up the head. We then hear dialogue as the camera pans around, " who the hell are you supposed to be?" and as it pans around we see its Wade Wilson. (Ryan Reynolds). then the screen fades to black. BTW its after the credits.

    so Wade is alive and well... Weapon XI was a Wade Clone.... DEADPOOL lives 
[close]

hahahahahahahahaahhaahah. I can just see them in the boardroom all, "Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck we gotta bring him back"
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Cheebs on April 30, 2009, 11:36:12 AM
Well Wolverine is the worst super hero movie since Batman & Robin I don't want to see what they would do with deadpool at this rate.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 30, 2009, 11:40:32 AM
It's dropped to 44% at Rotten Tomatoes.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: Robo on April 30, 2009, 03:00:59 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on April 30, 2009, 11:36:12 AM
Well Wolverine is the worst super hero movie since Batman & Robin I don't want to see what they would do with deadpool at this rate.

Wolverine is better than Superman Returns.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 30, 2009, 03:08:33 PM
Quote from: GilloD on April 30, 2009, 10:55:44 AM
Hilarious "secret" ending leaked:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
     Basically they zoom in on the rubble of the destroyed nuclear plant. We see Deadpools hand out of the rumble and then we see his head on the floor. We then see a guy in a long black over coat with his hood up, kneel down and pick up the head. We then hear dialogue as the camera pans around, " who the hell are you supposed to be?" and as it pans around we see its Wade Wilson. (Ryan Reynolds). then the screen fades to black. BTW its after the credits.

    so Wade is alive and well... Weapon XI was a Wade Clone.... DEADPOOL lives 
[close]

hahahahahahahahaahhaahah. I can just see them in the boardroom all, "Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck we gotta bring him back"

Considering those endings are an afterthought because of the leak, it would surprise me if that ending is just an answer to all the blacklash the deadpool fiasco is getting.
Title: Re: So, who's seeing Wolverine this weekend?
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 30, 2009, 03:09:38 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on April 30, 2009, 11:36:12 AM
Well Wolverine is the worst super hero movie since Batman & Robin I don't want to see what they would do with deadpool at this rate.

Better than blade trinity. Better than warzone. Better than catwoman.