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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on April 28, 2009, 09:52:11 PM

Title: Mandark, it's HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRE.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 28, 2009, 09:52:11 PM: It's finally found us. (http://www.abc2news.com/content/news/breaking/story/Possible-Swine-Flu-Case-At-BWI/gkR9Tl-BWEieN0zjHEaYTA.cspx)

Now, I know I'm unlikely to survive the swine flu apocalypse that will decimate the metropolitan area, so I'm counting on you to win that Magic tournament.
Title: Re: Mandark, it's HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRE.
Post by: muckhole on April 28, 2009, 09:55:17 PM: As soon as you croak, I'm sending demi nude pics in exchange for ownership. And believe me, it won't be a Magic tournament that decides who's my second in command. :hump
Title: Re: Mandark, it's HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRE.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 28, 2009, 09:56:50 PM: Here's what few of you don't understand - demi and I share a PSYCHIC BOND that he unwillingly forged with me when we chatted over MSN. At my imminent death, his life force will also cease to exist.
Title: Re: Mandark, it's HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRE.
Post by: Diunx on April 28, 2009, 09:58:21 PM: Wait, why do you use msn if you live in the state? I thought you people used aol or some bullshit like that.
Title: Re: Mandark, it's HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRE.
Post by: demi on April 28, 2009, 09:58:26 PM: Quote from: Willco on April 28, 2009, 09:56:50 PM
Here's what few of you don't understand - demi and I share a PSYCHIC BOND that he unwillingly forged with me when we chatted over MSN. At my imminent death, his life force will also cease to exist.

yeah fuck that, i want muckhole, bye
Title: Re: Mandark, it's HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRE.
Post by: brawndolicious on April 28, 2009, 09:58:41 PM: My school is passing out brochures on how to deal with a flu pandemic. My biology teacher decided to read it to us and all it says is to stay home if you're sick and don't cough on anybody if you come to school anyways. Everybody got scared and now I wish the mexican flu gets to us just for the sake of it.
Title: Re: Mandark, it's HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRE.
Post by: muckhole on April 28, 2009, 09:59:02 PM: Quote from: Willco on April 28, 2009, 09:56:50 PM
Here's what few of you don't understand - demi and I share a PSYCHIC BOND that he unwillingly forged with me when we chatted over MSN. At my imminent death, his life force will also cease to exist.

Is that your roundabout way of asking me for nude pics too?
Title: Re: Mandark, it's HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRE.
Post by: demi on April 28, 2009, 10:03:17 PM: Quote from: muckhole on April 28, 2009, 09:59:02 PM
Quote from: Willco on April 28, 2009, 09:56:50 PM
Here's what few of you don't understand - demi and I share a PSYCHIC BOND that he unwillingly forged with me when we chatted over MSN. At my imminent death, his life force will also cease to exist.

Is that your roundabout way of asking me for nude pics too?

Nevermind him. Let's talk us

I'm buying Galactrix soon. I need you to help me boost the online crud. I love you
Title: Re: Mandark, it's HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRE.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 28, 2009, 10:03:40 PM: ... but it has nothing to do with eating pigs.

I like how the CDC is telling people if they feel ill to stay at home. "Look, if you got it - die alone in your house and stop spreading the disease!"
Title: Re: Mandark, it's HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRE.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 28, 2009, 10:05:12 PM: Hugh Jackman has vowed to travel to swine flu-affected Mexico to premiere his new movie in the country, as soon as officials give him the all clear.

The Mexico City screening of X-Men Origins: Wolverine on Wednesday was canceled because of an outbreak of swine flu in the capital.

All tourists are being advised to stay away, and studio bosses refused to risk Jackman's health by jetting him in.

But the Aussie star has vowed to return as soon as it's safe to.

He tells Usmagazine.com, "I'm a movie fan, I love movies, but they're just movies at the end of the day - and there are other things that are way more important, such as people's safety."

"It's very tragic what's going on down there...I'm worried for them."

"The government and local officials closed (the premiere down) because they're obviously closing theaters."

"As soon as they open it up and as soon as it's safe for people to go out and see movies again, we'll go back down there."

:lol

... how many more lives did the Mexican government save by cancelling the premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine?
Title: Re: Mandark, it's HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRE.
Post by: Brehvolution on April 28, 2009, 10:20:41 PM: I just can't believe the guy that welcomed Obama to Mexico died a day later from it without it getting to Obama. That is a 24 style plant to hurt a president if I ever saw one. Except this plan didn't pan out.

:hans1
Title: Re: Mandark, it's HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRE.
Post by: E-DuB on April 28, 2009, 11:20:54 PM: Quote from: demi on April 28, 2009, 09:58:26 PM
Quote from: Willco on April 28, 2009, 09:56:50 PM
Here's what few of you don't understand - demi and I share a PSYCHIC BOND that he unwillingly forged with me when we chatted over MSN. At my imminent death, his life force will also cease to exist.

yeah fuck that, i want muckhole, bye

:lol Owned
Title: Re: Mandark, it's HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRE.
Post by: Mandark on April 28, 2009, 11:54:58 PM: Quote from: Spencer on April 28, 2009, 11:50:09 PM
Quote from: The Article You Posted
ABC2 News has learned that the two people on board a flight that landed at BWI Airport earlier tonight do not have Swine Flu.

At least check your sources. ::)

Read that again. It's news that two people who landed at BWI didn't have swine flu. The implication is that everyone else who landed at BWI is infected.
Title: Re: Mandark, it's HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRE.
Post by: Bloodwake on April 29, 2009, 12:03:56 AM: Well, there's confirmed cases in Ohio, and I'm going there to see Franz Ferdinand. I will probably die by Tuesday.