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Title: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: TVC15 on April 29, 2009, 01:09:02 AM: http://www.avclub.com/articles/awkward-like-aspergers-awkward,27302/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4qyw8uVZGE

I'd still hit rose byrne at full force in vagina mouth and ass.
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: drew on April 29, 2009, 01:13:48 AM: my name should also be ittt due to my infatuation w/ space correlating w/ my alien obsession

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the 1979 movie not the little green men
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Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 29, 2009, 01:17:02 AM: My first name is Adam. :-\
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: cool breeze on April 29, 2009, 01:21:58 AM: Is that Burrell?

wait, really? that's the best movie premise ever.

Quote from: Malek on April 29, 2009, 01:17:02 AM
My first name is Adam. :-\

Adam is the best name out there. Second best is Kyle.
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 29, 2009, 01:26:31 AM: I can't contain my laughter this is like that Don Cheadle and Adam Sandler movie but worse.
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: Robo on April 29, 2009, 01:29:57 AM: It is Burrell. And at first I thought the guy sitting next to him was Pryzbylewski.
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: Diunx on April 29, 2009, 01:33:50 AM: Rose Byrne is so hot, gonna jerk off now.
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 29, 2009, 01:44:25 AM: wow, that's a new level of revolting
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: drozmight on April 29, 2009, 01:45:16 AM: THEY HAD ASS BURGERS!
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on April 29, 2009, 01:53:29 AM: Rose Byrne :drool
The movie :piss2
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: TVC15 on April 29, 2009, 01:56:21 AM: Quote from: Malek on April 29, 2009, 01:17:02 AM
My first name is Adam. :-\

You should be happy. Today, for you, is like the first day I discovered Slaughtered Vomit Dolls.
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 29, 2009, 01:59:09 AM: Adam, madam, mad am I.
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: Reb on April 29, 2009, 03:46:49 AM: This is so wrong, giving all those poor little nerds hope of scoring a beautiful woman.
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2009, 03:57:13 AM: Reminded me more of recursivelyenumerable than Malek, in part because I could see a woman actually entering his hotel
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: TVC15 on April 29, 2009, 04:01:45 AM: Recursively at least makes attempts at socialization, even if they aren't as successful as he'd like, though.
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: Kara on April 29, 2009, 04:15:33 AM: Aspies sold out. Time to find a new internet disease.
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2009, 04:37:50 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on April 29, 2009, 04:01:45 AM
Recursively at least makes attempts at socialization, even if they aren't as successful as he'd like, though.

That's my point! The dude in the movie was socially awkward yet managed to bag a fine dime who lived next to him. I could see such a scenario playing out with Recursively.

A Malek film would probably be sadder than Requiem for a Dream. And with no nudity :'(
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: BobbyRobby on April 29, 2009, 04:45:08 AM: this reminds me of 'Lars and the Real Girl' which was really awful.
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 29, 2009, 05:15:03 AM: Quote from: Green Man on April 29, 2009, 04:20:30 AM
but does the black guy will all the advice get any?

I wish I could just casually eat lunch with a black guy on some bench as he share's his wisdom with me.
PD or Himu?
Would you really want to take their advice?
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 29, 2009, 09:30:44 AM: :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 09:55:32 AM: jesus
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 29, 2009, 10:13:40 AM: Eric, I say you and I finish our fantasy of scripting a rom com set during an alien invasion.
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on April 29, 2009, 10:14:39 AM: Some Black dude and a nerdy guy in

Aspergers: the movie

In real life it would just be 90 minutes of a 28 year old smelly dude standing in the anime section of a comic shop telling patrons about the different mechs in Battletech.
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: Tauntaun on April 29, 2009, 10:22:18 AM: Wow. This is basically like that sleep movie thing in French. I forget the name. The dude couldn't differentiate between his dreams and reality. idk, whatevs. :-*
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 11:04:44 AM: Quote from: Willco on April 29, 2009, 10:13:40 AM
Eric, I say you and I finish our fantasy of scripting a rom com set during an alien invasion.

did we actually have that idea? because that's kind of cool. the meet cute is during a round up! like the opening sequence from the host.
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 29, 2009, 11:11:57 AM: I love stories about two strangers! :heart
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: tiesto on April 29, 2009, 11:13:01 AM: Are there a lot of chicks with aspergers or is it mostly a guy thing?
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 29, 2009, 11:40:29 AM: mostly a guy thing
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: Barry Egan on April 29, 2009, 11:50:35 AM: Quote from: tiesto on April 29, 2009, 11:13:01 AM
Are there a lot of chicks with aspergers or is it mostly a guy thing?

well, someone's hit rock bottom :P
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 29, 2009, 12:09:14 PM: I've read claims that the frequency difference between sexes may be partly an artifact of how it's diagnosed, though.
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: tiesto on April 29, 2009, 12:14:56 PM: Quote from: Chipopo on April 29, 2009, 11:50:35 AM
Quote from: tiesto on April 29, 2009, 11:13:01 AM
Are there a lot of chicks with aspergers or is it mostly a guy thing?

well, someone's hit rock bottom :P

Heh, too late :P
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 12:20:22 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 29, 2009, 12:09:14 PM
I've read claims that the frequency difference between sexes may be partly an artifact of how it's diagnosed, though.

ah, like my diagnosis of lesbianism in women who don't want to go out with me?
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: Kara on April 29, 2009, 12:44:09 PM: Girls are also socialized to internalize so their freakishness isn't as readily apparent as their boyish peers.
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 29, 2009, 02:15:12 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 29, 2009, 12:09:14 PM
I've read claims that the frequency difference between sexes may be partly an artifact of how it's diagnosed, though.

well, my daughter was diagnosed with a mild autistic spectrum disorder, and the pediatrician indicated that it wasn't as common in girls. clearly the internet's many female asperger's cases could prove her old out-of-touch ass WRONG

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oh god my child will wind up a furry :'( :'( :'(
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Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 02:31:49 PM: there there

she could also end up a juggalo
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: Reb on April 29, 2009, 02:38:30 PM: or like that applemilk girl
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 29, 2009, 03:12:26 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 29, 2009, 12:09:14 PM
I've read claims that the frequency difference between sexes may be partly an artifact of how it's diagnosed, though.
According to Simon Baron-Cohen, Borat's cousin, Autism is a form of hyper-masculinity. Those with autism simply have an extreme version of the male brain, with both its weaknesses and strengths.
Title: Re: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 29, 2009, 03:15:07 PM: I've read that too. However, being Borat's cousin doesn't grant him infallibility, and I'm not sure that claim was made ex cathedra anyway.