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Title: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Billy Rygar on April 29, 2009, 04:02:37 PM
 :drudge :drudge :drudge :drudge :drudge :drudge :drudge :drudge

MUPEPE: MEXICAN, SUSPECTED DEAD
Bacchus7 : DEAD
TVC: WANTS TO DIE, STILL HAS GOD'S WORK LEFT TO DO ON EARTH
PD: DEATH WATCH
WRIKAWREK: DEATH WATCH
KOSMA: AIDS
HIMURO: DYING, TRYING TO MAKE AMENDS
DENNYS: STILL IN DEBATE
SEAN PENN: distinguished mentally-challenged
KENTUCKY: ON DEATH WATCH
EVERYONE ELSE: STILL ALIVE

I will update this as more people die.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Reb on April 29, 2009, 04:05:25 PM
KARMA FLU
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 29, 2009, 04:08:06 PM
If I make myself scared enough of this garden variety flu, I will have a convenient scapegoat for when I let my anger out on someone.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Reb on April 29, 2009, 04:09:50 PM
My farts are really smelly, is that a symptom?
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Reb on April 29, 2009, 04:11:56 PM
Fried pork, or a living pig?
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Bocsius on April 29, 2009, 04:11:56 PM
The first US death was reported this morning in Texas.

It's only a matter of time. We need a good plague, anyway. It's time to thin the herd.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Reb on April 29, 2009, 04:12:10 PM
Because it's the second.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Tauntaun on April 29, 2009, 04:13:42 PM
The first US death was reported this morning in Texas.

It's only a matter of time. We need a good plague, anyway. It's time to thin the herd.

Could've been a messican though.  Or someone recently back from messico.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Tauntaun on April 29, 2009, 04:16:07 PM
[youtube=560,345]vyX9zdcU0T0[/youtube]

:omg
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: ManaByte on April 29, 2009, 04:20:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqjtz3rEPG0
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Diunx on April 29, 2009, 04:21:26 PM
The first case in my country was reported this morning, the infected person was moved to a hospital right next to where I used to work, looks like I got out just in time.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Bocsius on April 29, 2009, 04:23:43 PM
The first US death was reported this morning in Texas.

It's only a matter of time. We need a good plague, anyway. It's time to thin the herd.

So you're saying that this epidemic is a bio-weapon made by the government to stimulate the economy by getting rid of (poor) dead weight?

The targetting is still a work in progress. It would be most beneficial if it only affected the elderly, homeless, and  unemployed.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Akala on April 29, 2009, 04:26:06 PM
The fact that outlets are reporting a 'toddler' or baby death irks me because it's so sensationalist.

The kid was almost two! Is that even a toddler? Who the fuck calls a kid a 23-month-year-old instead of a two-year-old?

Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 04:27:30 PM
The fact that outlets are reporting a 'toddler' or baby death irks me because it's so sensationalist.

The kid was almost two! Is that even a toddler? Who the fuck calls a kid a 23-month-year-old instead of a two-year-old?



come to new york and you can see 5 year olds in fucking strollers

Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Bocsius on April 29, 2009, 04:28:16 PM
The targetting is still a work in progress. It would be most beneficial if it only affected the elderly, homeless, and  unemployed.

They'll just have to figure out what those three groups have in common. Hmmm.

Government aid. Infect them via government checks.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Diunx on April 29, 2009, 04:28:57 PM
Will you guys think about me when I'm gone?
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Lone on April 29, 2009, 04:29:18 PM
http://www.abevigoda.com/ (http://www.abevigoda.com/)
As far as I can tell, Abe Vigoda hasn't succumbed to this disease.

I think I'm alive right now too, but I'm waiting on the MRI results.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Bloodwake on April 29, 2009, 04:32:41 PM
There are cases in Ohio.

I'm going to Columbus on Saturday.

I'm fucked.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Brehvolution on April 29, 2009, 04:37:28 PM
OMG you are all going to die. :smug
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 29, 2009, 04:40:24 PM
My "plan" to stay secluded in my apartment is coming to an end; I'm flying home to Toronto on May 5th.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: GoofyGoober on April 29, 2009, 04:43:31 PM
The fact that outlets are reporting a 'toddler' or baby death irks me because it's so sensationalist.

The kid was almost two! Is that even a toddler? Who the fuck calls a kid a 23-month-year-old instead of a two-year-old?



Most of the terms used come from Childrens Clothing. For younger children the clothing size is given by age, 0-3 Months, 3-6 Months, 6-12 months, 18 months. Then it turns into 2, 2t,3,3t,4,4t, etc.. So most people use the age of the children in months until two as it's easier for another parent to relate. Toddler clothes are 18 month to about 3 years. after that you get into Childrens sizes of "3" or "4", so toddler is used for up to 3 years old.

I was subjected to way to much Yuppie Parent Speak over the holidays almost enough to make me build a bomb shelter to hide inside.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: drozmight on April 29, 2009, 04:46:48 PM
I'm half Mexican.

HALF OF ME IS DEAD.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 29, 2009, 04:51:29 PM
the only good things to come from Mexico are Selma Hayek and tacos:

(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/02/salma-hayek-cleavage-breastfeeding-.jpg)

(http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/metamorfose/imgs/salma_hayek_metamorfose_img_wallpaper_01_1024.jpg)


Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: drozmight on April 29, 2009, 04:54:35 PM
Imagine eating a taco while boning Selma Hayek.






...yeah.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 29, 2009, 04:56:57 PM
imagine eating her taco!
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Ganhyun on April 29, 2009, 04:58:34 PM
You guys disgust me.

imagine eating her taco!

:drool :drool
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Diunx on April 29, 2009, 05:01:04 PM
Tacos :drool Salma Hayek boobs :drool :drool
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 29, 2009, 05:04:15 PM
(http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/salma-hayek-hot-711968.jpg)

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/VirtualReality/salma%20hayek/tn_Salma2.jpg)

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Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 29, 2009, 05:06:38 PM
Leper Jin
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 29, 2009, 05:18:01 PM
I'm sorry malek, please accept this government check as an apology.

Are you giving me a tiny Canadian student loan cheque or a giant Saudi welfare cheque?
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Tauntaun on April 29, 2009, 05:19:05 PM
I'm sorry malek, please accept this government check as an apology.

:wag
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Bocsius on April 29, 2009, 05:19:48 PM
I'm sorry malek, please accept this government check as an apology.

Are you giving me a tiny Canadian student loan cheque or a giant Saudi welfare cheque?

A swine flu 2.0 target and kill the poor check
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Rman on April 29, 2009, 05:31:39 PM
ISN'T RMAN MEXICAN (and/or Puerto Rican)?  IS HE STILL ALIVE?
I'm fine.

For now.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: ManaByte on April 29, 2009, 05:31:51 PM
http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/NLT404484.htm


WHO confirms pandemic threat raised to 5 out of 6
29 Apr 2009 20:14:06 GMT
Source: Reuters
GENEVA, April 29 (Reuters) - World Health Organization director-general Dr. Margaret Chan raised the pandemic threat awareness level to 5 out of 6 on Wednesday, meaning the world is at imminent risk of a pandemic from H1N1 swine flu.

"I have decided to raise the level of influenza pandemic alert from phase 4 to phase 5," Chan told a news briefing.

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Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: drew on April 29, 2009, 05:51:47 PM
ive been taking my mom to doctor visits all day every day for like the past week, so ill probably get this
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 29, 2009, 05:52:24 PM
See, this pandemic isn't all bad.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Brehvolution on April 29, 2009, 05:52:57 PM
I've never been to margretchan.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: OptimoPeach on April 29, 2009, 06:29:15 PM
At work today I saw some old lady shopping with a surgeon's mask on.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: OptimoPeach on April 29, 2009, 06:31:31 PM
Naw, she was a whitey
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Reb on April 29, 2009, 06:31:55 PM
Blasian? :drool
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2009, 06:45:14 PM
Cajole is a 'rican, which is basically a Mexican.  He's probably dead.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Barry Egan on April 29, 2009, 06:46:46 PM
I'm eating ham right now, and I'm cooking sausage and ziti for dinner  :teehee
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Barry Egan on April 29, 2009, 06:55:42 PM
oh my!  :teehee
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2009, 06:56:52 PM
The only way to survive is to choose Islam or Jew stuff.

I'm rollin' with Jinfash on this one
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: TVC15 on April 29, 2009, 07:01:48 PM
Is it possible that I've had swine flu since february?  Maybe the painful arthritis, constant bad feeling of intensity, and the deterioration of several major internal organs are symptoms.  Plus, people with the flu throw up a lot, right?  I threw up like a pint of milk last night.  Maybe it is making me think I want to be dead, too.  also the constant chest pain.  It feels like my heart is trying to bench press more than it can handle.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2009, 07:04:43 PM
Nah TVC, I'm guessing you're still suffering from Tuna Flu
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2009, 07:06:12 PM
Strike that, it must be Jew Flu
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 29, 2009, 07:12:18 PM
I wouldn't count out Whiteman being patient zero. 
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: drew on April 29, 2009, 07:43:51 PM
See, this pandemic isn't all bad.

 :maf
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 29, 2009, 07:47:21 PM
Take consolation in the fact that Malek's flight will probably get grounded increasing his feeling of isolation in Winnipeg. I can just imagine it now it'd be like Shaun of the Dead but with the flu.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: drew on April 29, 2009, 08:19:05 PM
edit: wrong thread fml
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Brehvolution on April 29, 2009, 11:42:27 PM
The next wave will be a fish/chicken strand. They'll call in "Ficken Flu" or "surf and turf death".
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: drew on April 30, 2009, 12:00:24 AM
bird flu was the shit

i had dead birds in my backyard

you didnt have to be coughed on or nothin, just bitten by the wrong mosquito african style
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 30, 2009, 01:07:14 AM
Shat Pack. It's here.

Quote from: Seattle PI
First probable cases of swine flu in state reported

Public health officials reported six probable cases of swine flu at a hastily called press conference Wednesday night, the first such cases to be reported within the state.

Three cases were reported from the Seattle area -- a hugh school student, a 27-year-old male and a 33-year-old woman who is a primary care physician.

The other cases are in Snohomish County, where a 6-year-old male and a 34-year-old female were reported infected, and in Spokane, where an adult male was reported stricken.

Quote from: Seattle Times
King County health officials report three probable cases of swine flu. And health officials report six probable cases in Washington state.

In addition to the three cases in King County, there are two probable cases in Snohomish County and one in Spokane, officials said in a hastily called press conference Wednesday night.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Bacchus7 on April 30, 2009, 02:12:36 AM
I just got a fever, cough, sore throat, etc. Can add me to death watch.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: TVC15 on April 30, 2009, 02:27:05 AM
From now on, whenever you meet with me, greet me with a few coughs on the face and mouth.   Maybe an eyeball licking to be extra sure.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 30, 2009, 12:34:06 PM
They closed down the school the 11-year-old attends in Seattle until next Wednesday. I'm sure the local news stations will be freaking out over this tonight.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Rman on April 30, 2009, 12:45:10 PM
Has any able bodied person in the US died of this?  The only thing I remember was a toddler in Texas.  Could it be possible that any healthy adult that catches swine flu would only get really sick, like, you know, the flu, and just get over it?  The media is just loving this.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Akala on April 30, 2009, 12:50:03 PM
I want everyone to start calling swine flu PESTE DE PUERCO. Sounds so much cooler, although I think it's closer to "pig plague/plague of the pig." Which is still better.

**thinking about it, wouldn't it be DEL instead of DE? WE  :'(
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 30, 2009, 01:25:48 PM
I'm not running around afraid that I'm going to die or anything, but I am a little freaked out since I work in the schools and stuff always spreads really fast around here.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 30, 2009, 01:28:35 PM
36,000 people died in the US of garden variety flu last year

somewhere between 250k and 500k died worldwide

swine flu = panicmongering total
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Ganhyun on April 30, 2009, 01:29:29 PM
I heard on the radio this morning that the swine flu also had an outbreak in the 70s. Total deaths from what they could find: 1 adult male in NJ.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Tauntaun on April 30, 2009, 01:31:18 PM
I'm not running around afraid that I'm going to die or anything, but I am a little freaked out since I work in the schools and stuff always spreads really fast around here.

You need a HEV suit. 

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Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Kara on April 30, 2009, 01:39:14 PM
I want everyone to start calling swine flu PESTE DE PUERCO. Sounds so much cooler, although I think it's closer to "pig plague/plague of the pig." Which is still better.

**thinking about it, wouldn't it be DEL instead of DE? WE  :'(

also makes people associate it with everyone's favorite remnant from the Spanish-American War: Puerto Rico!

take THAT Puerto Rico Tourism Board
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 30, 2009, 01:40:41 PM
36,000 people died in the US of garden variety flu last year

somewhere between 250k and 500k died worldwide

swine flu = panicmongering total

bubububu airplanes
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 30, 2009, 01:51:59 PM
I love how the news is basically:

"World community stunned as to why swine flu appears mild in modern, industrialized nations while impoverished countries face mounting death toll."
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 30, 2009, 01:56:00 PM
I just realized something. This site is called Evilbore.

Evilbore -> Evilboar

Boar -> Pig

:omg

Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: drew on April 30, 2009, 02:12:12 PM
anime avatar etc etc
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Crushed on April 30, 2009, 02:21:43 PM
36,000 people died in the US of garden variety flu last year

somewhere between 250k and 500k died worldwide

swine flu = panicmongering total

And millions of people died of AIDS (an actual pandemic) last year.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Barry Egan on April 30, 2009, 03:31:10 PM
Bacchus  :'(
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 30, 2009, 03:38:35 PM
Spain has a couple of reports aPPArently.

So i'm on death watch.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2009, 03:58:28 PM
Had my physical today. Sucked being in the waiting room while people were coughing around me.  :-\
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 30, 2009, 04:08:48 PM
Quote
KOSMA: AIDS

This is unrelated to pigs . . . or maybe not.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Tauntaun on April 30, 2009, 04:13:56 PM
Quote
KOSMA: AIDS

This is unrelated to pigs . . . or maybe not.

[youtube=560,345]A-lEzYZMo1k[/youtube]
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Diunx on April 30, 2009, 04:16:39 PM
I just coughed.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 30, 2009, 04:22:33 PM
i had a mild cold since last Saturday and only went to the doctor for a routine check-up on my psoriosis - didn't even tell her about my cold symtoms :punch
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Bocsius on April 30, 2009, 05:21:14 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090430/ap_on_he_me/un_who_swine_flu

World Health Organization is going to stop calling it "swine flu" because apparently pigs are offended. Egypt also thought it was a brilliant idea to slaughter its pigs in order to ward off the disease.

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Why would a muslim nation have pigs anyway? :smug
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Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Brehvolution on April 30, 2009, 05:22:22 PM
I just died of swine flu. :o
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 30, 2009, 05:22:46 PM
I just died of swine flu. :o

 :'(
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Bocsius on April 30, 2009, 05:24:16 PM
I have a coworker who is out today because of her sick son.

We're in North Carolina, lots of migrant workers.... do the math, we're all dead.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Diunx on April 30, 2009, 05:29:37 PM
EB members keep dropping like flies, when is the magic tournament starting?
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Tauntaun on April 30, 2009, 05:30:49 PM
Time to start shooting illegals.  It'll be law soon.   :-*

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Mups can hide in a basement or something. :teehee
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Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2009, 05:31:29 PM
(http://i43.tinypic.com/i5rcbm.gif)(http://i43.tinypic.com/i5rcbm.gif)(http://i43.tinypic.com/i5rcbm.gif)
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Tauntaun on April 30, 2009, 05:32:39 PM
^  :lol
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: TVC15 on April 30, 2009, 05:52:23 PM
I have it on good word that MAF just said fuck it and ate one of these todays to make it end more quickly:

(http://i43.tinypic.com/sdeckh.jpg)
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 30, 2009, 05:55:34 PM
what is that
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Diunx on April 30, 2009, 06:02:18 PM
I see cheese, bacon, sausages, chicken and egg maybe?
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: TVC15 on April 30, 2009, 06:08:30 PM
It is the new Grand Slam Breakfast Burrito
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Eric P on April 30, 2009, 06:09:45 PM
i didn't know maf was a 16 year old

Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Eric P on April 30, 2009, 06:09:58 PM
i mean, really.  who eats at denny's?
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 30, 2009, 06:12:03 PM
i cannot find the ingredients anywhere

i would swear i can see pancakes inside that
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Robo on April 30, 2009, 06:13:09 PM
i mean, really.  who eats at denny's?

insomniacs, stoners and drunkards, although I prefer Waffle House.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Eric P on April 30, 2009, 06:13:40 PM
and suicidal forumites in exile
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Bacchus7 on April 30, 2009, 06:14:09 PM
Just went to health services, and they're calling my malady "viral syndrome". Fever's gone, I'm on the mend, officially off death watch.
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Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 30, 2009, 06:15:00 PM
i cannot find the ingredients anywhere

i would swear i can see pancakes inside that

Looks like it's wrapped up with pancakes.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: TVC15 on April 30, 2009, 06:19:42 PM
i cannot find the ingredients anywhere

i would swear i can see pancakes inside that

Yes, there is a pancake in it.  Note that it is not wrapped in a pancake, but a normal tortilla wrap thing (I believe).
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 30, 2009, 06:23:28 PM
hahaha

if we had a denny's here i would eat one just to say i did
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 30, 2009, 06:47:07 PM
i mean, really.  who eats at denny's?

for the record, "fuck you"
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 30, 2009, 06:48:17 PM
denny's is fuck AMAZING. i even know the manager's name. he once gave me a handjob behind the senior's counter.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Eric P on April 30, 2009, 06:51:55 PM
i mean, really.  who eats at denny's?

for the record, "fuck you"

oh, i'm sorry, i didn't know that you were a senior out enjoying his senior slam at 6 am.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 30, 2009, 06:53:15 PM
i am fucking old and probably very near death. you will respect the accumulated wisdom of my age and join me in supporting Denny's(tm), Home of the All-American Grand Slam(tm) you treasonous socialist ratbag

</gran_torino>
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: bud on April 30, 2009, 08:07:52 PM
i'm still here and i'm feeling good. 8)
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 30, 2009, 08:17:43 PM
Quote from: The Stranger
I'm up at the state health department lab in Shoreline where they've been testing medical samples for swine flu all week.

It appears several more probable swine flu cases have been found in Washington. In the last four days, the state lab has received about 100 samples of possible swine flu for testing, 60 of which came in within the last 24 hours.

Right now, any probable samples have to be shipped off to the CDC in Atlanta for confirmation—which takes about a week—but the state should be getting its very own swine flu test kit some time next week.

I'll have more info as soon as I get back to the office.

Update: Expect more school closures. King County has confirmed 7 additional probable swine flu cases, 4 of which are school-age children. A King County spokeswoman would not confirm potential closures but did say that a press release about schools was coming later today.

I wonder if my schools will get closed. I doubt it, but it could happen.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: TVC15 on April 30, 2009, 08:20:28 PM
Better write your living will and DNR order.  And your will an shit.  Write me into your will and give me awesome shit.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 30, 2009, 08:20:49 PM
I've been sick so much this current school year cause of bugs floating around the buildings. I was looking at my available sick time, and while I still have 154 hours to use, I think I've been out at least one or two days every month since November. It's crazy.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Kara on April 30, 2009, 08:28:20 PM
i ate pork and rode a crowded bus with ethnics today, sooner or later fate's gotta get pissed i'm flipping it the bird
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: bud on April 30, 2009, 08:30:08 PM
i like the way pork smells
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: drew on April 30, 2009, 08:30:54 PM
Spain has a couple of reports aPPArently.

So i'm on death watch.

youre spanish?

it all makes sense now
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 30, 2009, 08:59:16 PM
i ate pork and rode a crowded bus with ethnics today, sooner or later fate's gotta get pissed i'm flipping it the bird

My wife works with the guy in charge of transportation for their company, and he's been getting hundreds of emails asking about cheap parking in downtown Seattle, since people don't want to ride the bus because of the scare.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: drozmight on April 30, 2009, 09:00:32 PM
i ate pork and rode a crowded bus with ethnics today, sooner or later fate's gotta get pissed i'm flipping it the bird

My wife works with the guy in charge of transportation for their company, and he's been getting hundreds of emails asking about cheap parking in downtown Seattle, since people don't want to ride the bus because of the scare.

I'd just reply, "lol cheap parking."
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 30, 2009, 09:02:13 PM
Spain has a couple of reports aPPArently.

So i'm on death watch.

youre spanish?

it all makes sense now

I'm portuguese. Which means, i have nowhere to run, if i go to sea sharks will eat me, fucking sharks will eat me, but if i don't, the flu will get me in time.

"it all makes sense now" ur ur ur, stop trying so hard to make others look bad.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 30, 2009, 09:03:38 PM
i ate pork and rode a crowded bus with ethnics today, sooner or later fate's gotta get pissed i'm flipping it the bird

My wife works with the guy in charge of transportation for their company, and he's been getting hundreds of emails asking about cheap parking in downtown Seattle, since people don't want to ride the bus because of the scare.

I'd just reply, "lol cheap parking."

Yeah. Cheap parking in Seattle? Maybe if you want to park down in SoDo or South Park and then walk downtown!

My wife isn't worried, she'll keep riding the bus everyday.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2009, 09:10:58 PM
http://doihaveswineflu.org/
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Diunx on April 30, 2009, 09:29:55 PM
I'm eating pork right now, so fucking good.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 30, 2009, 11:10:33 PM
i ate at taco bell tonight

i'm fearful i might receive an inferior swine flu experience
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: muckhole on April 30, 2009, 11:23:32 PM
I just hope they get this shit under control before we open next week and all the tourists start showing up. I'll be in turbo-hypochondriac mode, bathing each night in gallons of Purell. It's gonna burn.  :'(
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 01, 2009, 12:19:21 AM
i mean, really.  who eats at denny's?

for the record, "fuck you"

[youtube=560,345]z-8E8vaYfQc[/youtube]

Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2009, 12:20:44 AM
I ate at denny's when I was a kid and they had that Jetsons marketing thing back in the 80's. That was like the only time I went there frequently. I've eaten at Denny's maybe 3 times since then.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: TVC15 on May 01, 2009, 12:21:16 AM
Jesus, that seems like it might be the most obnoxious movie to sit through in history.  Is he like that throughout the whole thing?
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 01, 2009, 12:22:15 AM
no he has a retardorectomy at the end and gets better
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: TVC15 on May 01, 2009, 12:26:29 AM
Prole, make Eel watch I am Sam for the borecast.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 01, 2009, 12:26:53 AM
i'm sorry
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 01, 2009, 12:27:51 AM
If you liked Milk you'll like I Am Sam
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Trent Dole on May 01, 2009, 12:28:15 AM
I had a bacon cheeseburger on Tuesday. So dead.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: TVC15 on May 01, 2009, 12:29:19 AM
If you liked Milk you'll like I Am Sam

If you liked gays, you'll LOVE distinguished mentally-challenged fellows. . .

spoiler (click to show/hide)
in bed
[close]
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 01, 2009, 12:30:13 AM
i never watched milk, that was bloodwake

also sean penn brings more lulz in real life

(http://www.baluba.it/archivio/extra/baluba%20tv/imm%20varie/20050905/Sean%20Penn.jpeg)





Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: TVC15 on May 01, 2009, 12:31:14 AM
I dunno, dude, it's like he was trying to channel Gump + Rain Man + Super Sayin 4 Bonus distinguished mentally-challenged fellow in that clip.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 01, 2009, 12:36:36 AM
[youtube=560,345]u-RjPtRT1ac&hl[/youtube]
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 01, 2009, 12:42:48 AM
What an awesome movie. I'd kill for a threesome with Laura Dern and Michelle Pfeiffer
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Bocsius on May 01, 2009, 12:43:01 AM
Swine flu is a total slut.

I meant to say it gets around.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: TVC15 on May 01, 2009, 12:44:28 AM
What an awesome movie. I'd kill for a threesome with Laura Dern and Michelle Pfeiffer

What about a Sam, Dustin Hoffman, Forrest Gump threesome?
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 01, 2009, 12:50:56 AM
What an awesome movie. I'd kill for a threesome with Laura Dern and Michelle Pfeiffer

What about a Sam, Dustin Hoffman, Forrest Gump threesome?

How about Juliette Lewis (The Other Sister), Tippi Hedren (Marnie), and uhh Emily Watson (Breaking the Waves)  :hump
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Tauntaun on May 01, 2009, 10:48:44 AM
i never watched milk, that was bloodwake

also sean penn brings more lulz in real life

(http://www.baluba.it/archivio/extra/baluba%20tv/imm%20varie/20050905/Sean%20Penn.jpeg)




:wtf

explain plz
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 01, 2009, 11:05:50 AM
The only couple of times I ate at Denny's was early Sundays for the breakfast bar.  That shit was awesome.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Ganhyun on May 01, 2009, 11:30:38 AM
So far so good down here in GA (AFAIK) but if it does spread down to us, I will will all my guns to Kentucky-bore for the inevitable revolution against Malek.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 01, 2009, 12:12:08 PM
The only couple of times I ate at Denny's was early Sundays for the breakfast bar.  That shit was awesome.

:bow triumph :bow2
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Ganhyun on May 01, 2009, 12:17:00 PM
The one time I ate at Dennys it was pretty good.  Would eat there again.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: tehjaybo on May 01, 2009, 12:26:39 PM
So far so good down here in GA (AFAIK) but if it does spread down to us, I will will all my guns to Kentucky-bore for the inevitable revolution against Malek.

Dibs.  PMing my mailing address.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 01, 2009, 12:38:20 PM
i never watched milk, that was bloodwake

also sean penn brings more lulz in real life

(http://www.baluba.it/archivio/extra/baluba%20tv/imm%20varie/20050905/Sean%20Penn.jpeg)




:wtf

explain plz


he went to new orleans to rescue katrina victims in a small boat with about six people already crammed into it, so basically there wasn't any room for anyone else
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Bloodwake on May 01, 2009, 01:48:42 PM
So far so good down here in GA (AFAIK) but if it does spread down to us, I will will all my guns to Kentucky-bore for the inevitable revolution against Malek.

http://www.kentucky.com/181/story/779833.html (http://www.kentucky.com/181/story/779833.html)

Quote

A Western Kentucky infant might have swine flu, state health officials said Thursday, and a woman from the same area has been hospitalized with swine flu in Georgia.

Kentucky officials said the developments were not unexpected, given the rapidly growing number of flu cases around the country. But they stressed that there is no reason for panic.

"I am concerned, but I am not alarmed," said Dr. William Hacker, Kentucky's public health commissioner.

The 30-year-old woman from the Bowling Green area, who recently had visited Mexico, was hospitalized with swine flu on Sunday in Georgia, where she had gone on a trip, authorities said.

State officials said they had identified a "probable" flu case involving an infant from the same general area of Western Kentucky.

The two cases are unrelated, health authorities in Frankfort said.

Test samples from the child were sent to the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta for further analysis. About 95 percent of probable cases nationally have turned out to be swine flu, officials said. The baby has not been hospitalized.

The woman in the Georgia hospital has been confirmed to have swine flu.

Both the woman and the infant live within the eight-county area served by the Barren River District District Health Department, which is investigating, officials said.

The Barren River department serves Warren, Simpson, Metcalfe, Logan, Hart, Edmonson, Butler and Barren counties.

Hacker, speaking at a press conference at the state Capitol Thursday afternoon, emphasized that it's safe to attend Saturday's Kentucky Derby, and he cautioned the public against hoarding antibiotics or taking medicines to avoid catching the flu virus.

Normal precautions, such as good basic hygiene, make more sense now, he said.

Neither the woman's name nor the infant's name were released Thursday. Kentucky health officials said they will identify the child's home county if that case is confirmed as swine flu.

Authorities think the infant might have been infected through contact with a close relative who recently visited Mexico.

Earlier this week, federal authorities advised Americans to avoid unnecessary trips to Mexico.

On Thursday, Covington-based Ashland Inc. said it has directed its employees to avoid business travel to Mexico until further notice. Company spokesman Jim Vitak said workers also have been reminded not to come to work if they're feeling ill.

Lexington-based Lexmark International said it has taken no steps because it has no major manufacturing near Mexico City, where many swine flu cases have occurred.

There have been no cases near Juárez, Mexico, where the company does have a manufacturing plant, a spokesman said.

Crissy Rowland, a spokeswoman for the Barren River Health Department, said that, based on the incubation period for flu, the woman hospitalized in Georgia might not have been infectious during the few days that she was in Kentucky before going to Georgia.

Rowland said that's still unclear, and that health officials in Kentucky and Georgia continue to gather information.

Rowland said authorities think the woman left Cancún, Mexico, on April 21, briefly returned to Kentucky, then went to Georgia, where she became sick and was hospitalized Sunday.

Rowland said people with swine flu typically start to show symptoms one or two days after they become infectious. That could mean the woman wasn't infectious while in Kentucky, she said.

"That's preliminary, but based on what we know now, we think that during the time she was infectious, she was not in our area," Rowland said. "We have to investigate that further."

The Kentucky woman is the first patient to be confirmed with swine flu in Georgia.

Dr. Elizabeth Ford, head of Georgia's Division of Public Health, said the woman was in Georgia for a social function.

The people who traveled with the woman to Mexico, as well as friends and family who were with her in Georgia, have tested negative for swine flu, Ford said.


On behalf of Kentucky, you are welcome.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Ganhyun on May 01, 2009, 01:55:47 PM
So far so good down here in GA (AFAIK) but if it does spread down to us, I will will all my guns to Kentucky-bore for the inevitable revolution against Malek.

http://www.kentucky.com/181/story/779833.html (http://www.kentucky.com/181/story/779833.html)

Quote

A Western Kentucky infant might have swine flu, state health officials said Thursday, and a woman from the same area has been hospitalized with swine flu in Georgia.

Kentucky officials said the developments were not unexpected, given the rapidly growing number of flu cases around the country. But they stressed that there is no reason for panic.

"I am concerned, but I am not alarmed," said Dr. William Hacker, Kentucky's public health commissioner.

The 30-year-old woman from the Bowling Green area, who recently had visited Mexico, was hospitalized with swine flu on Sunday in Georgia, where she had gone on a trip, authorities said.

State officials said they had identified a "probable" flu case involving an infant from the same general area of Western Kentucky.

The two cases are unrelated, health authorities in Frankfort said.

Test samples from the child were sent to the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta for further analysis. About 95 percent of probable cases nationally have turned out to be swine flu, officials said. The baby has not been hospitalized.

The woman in the Georgia hospital has been confirmed to have swine flu.

Both the woman and the infant live within the eight-county area served by the Barren River District District Health Department, which is investigating, officials said.

The Barren River department serves Warren, Simpson, Metcalfe, Logan, Hart, Edmonson, Butler and Barren counties.

Hacker, speaking at a press conference at the state Capitol Thursday afternoon, emphasized that it's safe to attend Saturday's Kentucky Derby, and he cautioned the public against hoarding antibiotics or taking medicines to avoid catching the flu virus.

Normal precautions, such as good basic hygiene, make more sense now, he said.

Neither the woman's name nor the infant's name were released Thursday. Kentucky health officials said they will identify the child's home county if that case is confirmed as swine flu.

Authorities think the infant might have been infected through contact with a close relative who recently visited Mexico.

Earlier this week, federal authorities advised Americans to avoid unnecessary trips to Mexico.

On Thursday, Covington-based Ashland Inc. said it has directed its employees to avoid business travel to Mexico until further notice. Company spokesman Jim Vitak said workers also have been reminded not to come to work if they're feeling ill.

Lexington-based Lexmark International said it has taken no steps because it has no major manufacturing near Mexico City, where many swine flu cases have occurred.

There have been no cases near Juárez, Mexico, where the company does have a manufacturing plant, a spokesman said.

Crissy Rowland, a spokeswoman for the Barren River Health Department, said that, based on the incubation period for flu, the woman hospitalized in Georgia might not have been infectious during the few days that she was in Kentucky before going to Georgia.

Rowland said that's still unclear, and that health officials in Kentucky and Georgia continue to gather information.

Rowland said authorities think the woman left Cancún, Mexico, on April 21, briefly returned to Kentucky, then went to Georgia, where she became sick and was hospitalized Sunday.

Rowland said people with swine flu typically start to show symptoms one or two days after they become infectious. That could mean the woman wasn't infectious while in Kentucky, she said.

"That's preliminary, but based on what we know now, we think that during the time she was infectious, she was not in our area," Rowland said. "We have to investigate that further."

The Kentucky woman is the first patient to be confirmed with swine flu in Georgia.

Dr. Elizabeth Ford, head of Georgia's Division of Public Health, said the woman was in Georgia for a social function.

The people who traveled with the woman to Mexico, as well as friends and family who were with her in Georgia, have tested negative for swine flu, Ford said.


On behalf of Kentucky, you are welcome.


FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


and I was helping you g uys too  :'( :'( :'(

Oh well, time to go on a Kosma style love tour around the U.S. and Canada.  Gotta secure EB for Tauntaun.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Tauntaun on May 01, 2009, 02:14:53 PM
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


and I was helping you g uys too  :'( :'( :'(

Oh well, time to go on a Kosma style love tour around the U.S. and Canada.  Gotta secure EB for Tauntaun.

:shh  Less our plans be spoiled. 
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Mupepe on May 01, 2009, 02:18:09 PM
The only couple of times I ate at Denny's was early Sundays for the breakfast bar.  That shit was awesome.

:bow triumph :bow2
Drunk Denny's is the shit too.  Cheap and delicious.

Meat Lover's Scramble ( :teehee ) with French Toast is the shit.
Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Bloodwake on May 01, 2009, 02:34:26 PM
So, the count adds to GA rather than KY. Awesome. MSNBC sees it that way, at least.


Title: Re: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH
Post by: Tauntaun on May 01, 2009, 02:39:53 PM
he went to new orleans to rescue katrina victims in a small boat with about six people already crammed into it, so basically there wasn't any room for anyone else

:rofl  What a tard.