If that distinguished effete fellow Malek gets to complain about a girl HE NEVER FUCKING TALKED TO AT ANY LENGTH WORTH MENTIONING, then I get to complain about my life. It could be worse, but the realization that nearly everything you've done for the past few years has been for naught is pretty awful, and having racked up 20,000 dollars in student debt just to figure that out kinda adds to that.
Sorry about your friend, Cohen. I send my best wishes.
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If it wasn't horribly inappropriate, I would have posted the Dead Kennedys' "Holiday in Cambodia", but I refrained from doing so.