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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on April 30, 2009, 02:29:14 PM

Title: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 30, 2009, 02:29:14 PM
They better get that poor girl out of the country before Jinfash finds her! (http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/04/30/saudi.child/index.html)

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(CNN) -- A court in Saudi Arabia has granted an 8-year-old girl a divorce from her 47-year-old husband, after twice denying the divorce request previously, local media reported Thursday.

The marriage sparked condemnations around the world from human rights groups and U.S. and other government officials when it first came to light in December.

Local media, which is highly regulated by the Saudi government, reported that the court in the city of Onaiza approved the divorce decree Thursday, and the divorce is final.

A source at the court told the Saudi daily newspaper Al-Watan that the divorce "came after a series of pleas made by a number of officials in the region to the husband."

CNN efforts to reach court officials, the husband and the girl's father have been unsuccessful.

According to the attorney for the young girl's mother, the father of the girl had arranged the marriage between his daughter and a close friend of his to settle his debts with the man.

Classy!
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Rman on April 30, 2009, 02:33:27 PM
ugh at marrying an eight year old.
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 30, 2009, 02:35:13 PM
jesus.
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 30, 2009, 02:46:59 PM
She is really a 3000 year old witch though. 
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Eric P on April 30, 2009, 02:49:38 PM
She is really a 3000 year old witch though. 

piers anthony?
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Tauntaun on April 30, 2009, 03:06:48 PM
Get me the fuck out of here people.

Take a "trip" to america and then just, wander around.  :-*
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 30, 2009, 03:15:58 PM
I think eight-year-old girls are safe around jin.
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Eric P on April 30, 2009, 03:18:38 PM
nah, they look like boys
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Oblivion on April 30, 2009, 03:19:01 PM
muhammed.

fixed
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Bildi on May 01, 2009, 12:50:22 AM
Jinfash, when you have a daughter don't forget you owe me one buddy.
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 01, 2009, 12:53:47 AM
Jinfash, when you have a daughter don't forget you owe me one buddy.

lol that's horrible.  I already called dibs in PM.  :wag
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Bildi on May 01, 2009, 12:57:53 AM
Hopefully he has two daughters then.

Which is fairly likely, I think Jinfash is pretty horny so he'll probably be on his teen wife constantly.
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 01, 2009, 01:00:05 AM
You're allowed to marry sisters in Islamic law right?  If so I already called dibs on both of them in PM. 
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Bildi on May 01, 2009, 01:08:49 AM
I can't believe you would quantify and objectify young girls like that.  Where's the love?
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 01, 2009, 01:22:46 AM
I love sisters.  That's where the love is at.   
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Bildi on May 01, 2009, 03:09:46 AM
If daughters three and four are twins I'll settle for them.  So I call dibs on them and I have also called dibs via PM dammit (three hours ago).
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 01, 2009, 03:15:57 AM
Three hours ago Central time?  I beat you by an hour then. 
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Bildi on May 01, 2009, 03:28:11 AM
That was just my confirmation PM.  The original dibs PM happened five hours ago.
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 01, 2009, 03:37:32 AM
I bet you any 8 year old has better social skills and emotional intelligence than Father Mike.
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 01, 2009, 03:42:58 AM
Yes, she'll be my little better half.
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Bildi on May 01, 2009, 04:15:02 AM
Yes, she'll be my little better half.

If you marry two sisters, technically she'll be your better quarter.
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 01, 2009, 12:35:29 PM
Damn out done by pizza once again.

Yes, she'll be my little better half.

If you marry two sisters, technically she'll be your better quarter.

I'd just rename them to the same name.  It would be easier that way.
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Eric P on May 01, 2009, 01:27:45 PM
That is sick.  Everyone knows a woman shouldn't marry until she is 9, just like the prophet Muhammed's favorite wife, Ayisha.

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Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Tauntaun on May 01, 2009, 03:58:08 PM
:lol

"Where'd you meet her?"

"At the playground."

Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Bildi on May 01, 2009, 08:49:19 PM
Reminds me of a joke.

"I've had enough.  I'm breaking up with you because everyone says you're a pedophile."

"That's bullshit, and where'd an eight year old learn a big word like 'pedophile' anyway?"
Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: OptimoPeach on May 01, 2009, 08:52:09 PM
That is sick.  Everyone knows a woman shouldn't marry until she is 9, just like the prophet Muhammed's favorite wife, Ayisha.

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Title: Re: Jinfash's uncle loses his 8 year old bride
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2009, 02:57:56 AM
That is sick.  Everyone knows a woman shouldn't marry until she is 9, just like the prophet Muhammed's favorite wife, Ayisha.

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:lol :lol