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Title: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 30, 2009, 10:43:07 PM

PLACE YER BETS

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Cyanista on April 30, 2009, 10:44:31 PM

Sucks to live in texas.

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Bloodwake on April 30, 2009, 10:45:24 PM

lmfao. I make one post saying "where's Cyanista" and there she is.

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Diunx on April 30, 2009, 10:47:03 PM

She made that thread before your post.

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Kestastrophe on April 30, 2009, 10:48:41 PM

mupepe, since it seems that his mexican genes are most susceptible to it

*wtf, manabyte? for reals will?

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 30, 2009, 10:51:04 PM

That's so bad. :lol

For that, you will be the last to die!

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: tehjaybo on April 30, 2009, 10:52:52 PM

I chose the only answer I know to be absolutely true.

Sorry Bloodwake.  You will be missed.   :-\

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Can I have your BluRay collection?

[close]

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Bloodwake on April 30, 2009, 10:54:03 PM

Well, tehjaybo, since you are the people he is referring to that will kill me off, you will be dead too. So you just voted for your own impending death.

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 30, 2009, 10:54:32 PM

Ichi's revenge.

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: drew on April 30, 2009, 10:55:24 PM

too many iconfags and kentuckyfags itp

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: muckhole on April 30, 2009, 10:55:43 PM

Totally Willco. He works in retail, after all. All the sick folks will be coming in to rent stuff to watch.

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 30, 2009, 10:55:54 PM

Where's the love, bitch? I actually work in the schools with small children and adolescents. And with a large Hispanic population to boot!

 :maf

I'm gonna send you some swine flu in the mail Federman!

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Bloodwake on April 30, 2009, 10:58:23 PM

I live in a liberal paradise where people come to feel healthy. Tehjaybo lives in a major crossroads in southeast KY.

Yep, definitely lasting longer than him. See you at your funeral, dude.

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 30, 2009, 11:04:03 PM

TVC, cuz pigs are the last thing left that give him a hard on.

You can't fight naturrr

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Brehvolution on April 30, 2009, 11:31:52 PM

Sorry FOC, the ill standard is upon you.

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: tehjaybo on April 30, 2009, 11:35:54 PM

This just in: Bloodwake is a filthy poor.

I will be living longer.  Go use the Berea public baths or dine in your free foodservice building or something.  I have a wonderful warm shower to take in my personal bathroom, and a delicious meal to eat that I prepared myself.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

:smug

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Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 30, 2009, 11:36:54 PM

Quote from: distantmantra on April 30, 2009, 10:55:54 PM

Where's the love, bitch? I actually work in the schools with small children and adolescents. And with a large Hispanic population to boot!

 :maf

I'm gonna send you some swine flu in the mail Federman!

We're pretty sure that your death is inevitable at this point, so it's not much fun guessing.

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Akala on May 01, 2009, 12:06:55 AM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on April 30, 2009, 10:50:21 PM

Sure when pigs fly.
Well, SWINE FLU

hyuck hyuck

(http://i43.tinypic.com/esiz6h.jpg)

Oh come on. That's a good one.

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Bloodwake on May 01, 2009, 12:46:37 AM

I live next door to a hospital. I will be alive long after you all die.

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 01, 2009, 12:48:21 AM

Quote from: Akala on May 01, 2009, 12:06:55 AM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on April 30, 2009, 10:50:21 PM

Sure when pigs fly.
Well, SWINE FLU

hyuck hyuck

[IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/esiz6h.jpg[img]

Oh come on. That's a good one.

 :lol :lol :lol :lol

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: TVC15 on May 01, 2009, 12:49:40 AM

Is there any reason I'm not winning this?  I thought I was the queen bee around here in terms of being sickly and dying?  You know, sometimes I can actually feel my heart hurting.  It feels weird and scary.

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Bildi on May 01, 2009, 12:51:32 AM

Mups.  But I hope he doesn't die. :(

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 01, 2009, 12:54:21 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 01, 2009, 12:49:40 AM

Is there any reason I'm not winning this?  I thought I was the queen bee around here in terms of being sickly and dying?  You know, sometimes I can actually feel my heart hurting.  It feels weird and scary.

I voted for you  :-*

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: muckhole on May 01, 2009, 01:00:35 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 01, 2009, 12:49:40 AM

Is there any reason I'm not winning this?  I thought I was the queen bee around here in terms of being sickly and dying?  You know, sometimes I can actually feel my heart hurting.  It feels weird and scary.

You'll likely be the one that survives it all. Cruising around in your station wagon like Vincent Price in The Last Man on Earth, killing off the straggler infected.

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: TVC15 on May 01, 2009, 01:06:16 AM

Unfortunately not.  Even normal flu is deadly to people with heart conditions.  Swine flu could be the trendy little fast-acting thing to come along and kill me quickly that I've been praying for these past 7 or so years.

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: tehjaybo on May 01, 2009, 01:09:04 AM

TVC, no lie, I'm pro-assisted suicide. 

Come visit sometime.

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: TVC15 on May 01, 2009, 01:14:02 AM

In WA, if they ever tell me I have only 6 months to live and there are no options, I can get a magic suicide pill!  I'm glad these medical problems hit after our last election.

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 01, 2009, 01:39:30 AM

Ironically TVC would the one most probable to die if he actually caught the damned thing

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 01, 2009, 01:43:14 AM

It can't be TVC, he's like Mr. Burns in the episode of the Simpsons where Homer takes Burns' yacht out and has a monkey knife fight on board while he's housesitting and Burns is at the hospital for tests.  TVC undoubtedly has EVERYTHING at the same time, which is what saves him- the various viruses, bacteria and random funk are all fighting over which gets to kill him.

It's obviously going to be Mupepe- lives in Texas, is a Mexican, constantly kissing/fucking whatever moves.

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Bloodwake on May 01, 2009, 01:47:15 AM

Mupepe isn't even posting in this thread, he's already dead.

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Tauntaun on May 01, 2009, 12:23:23 PM

Mups.   :'(

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Kara on May 01, 2009, 02:28:59 PM

I'm going all in on myself.

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Eric P on May 01, 2009, 02:29:51 PM

there are websites which would pay for pictures of that

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Tauntaun on May 01, 2009, 02:43:32 PM

Quote from: Eric P on May 01, 2009, 02:29:51 PM

there are websites which would pay for pictures of that

He can do it though cause he cut of his penis for his g/f.  :hump

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 01, 2009, 04:08:36 PM

I'd thought the main issue with the Swine Flu (which seems to be under control thankfully) is that it targets the strong and healthy similar to the 1918 Spanish Flu. It's a case where have a healthy immune system actually works against you as it triggers an overreaction that actually will wipe you out.

TVC, your sickly nature might be your pocket card  ;)

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Eric P on May 01, 2009, 04:12:14 PM

kills foreigners indiscriminately.

should be call it blackwater flu?

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 01, 2009, 04:15:33 PM

41 Canadians have been infected and they're all recovering or have recovered already


THIS 1918 WITH JET PLANES!11!!!!!

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Kara on May 01, 2009, 04:16:21 PM

Quote from: Malek on May 01, 2009, 04:15:33 PM

41 Canadians have been infected and they're all recovering or have recovered already


THIS 1918 WITH JET PLANES!11!!!!!

no not a stanley cup cancellation  :o

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Tauntaun on May 01, 2009, 04:30:34 PM

Quote from: Malek on May 01, 2009, 04:15:33 PM

41 Canadians have been infected and they're all recovering or have recovered already


THIS 1918 WITH JET PLANES!11!!!!!

:lol  White man's remedy: Chicken noodle soup, dayquil and sprite.

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Yeti on May 02, 2009, 01:44:17 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 01, 2009, 12:49:40 AM

Is there any reason I'm not winning this?  I thought I was the queen bee around here in terms of being sickly and dying?  You know, sometimes I can actually feel my heart hurting.  It feels weird and scary.

(http://globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/3_stooges_syndrome.jpg)

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: lordmaji on May 03, 2009, 12:55:57 AM

:lol muppy

Title: Re: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu?
Post by: Kara on May 03, 2009, 01:36:31 AM

My nose is pouring snot. That's a flulike symptom. I'm gonna beat you to oblivion, TVC.