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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Rman on May 02, 2009, 08:41:41 PM

Title: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: Rman on May 02, 2009, 08:41:41 PM
1.  I won't try crack or opiates, for the latter, unless necessary for a medical prodecure, in the case of morphine.
2. I won't turn my back on my family or friends in times of need.
3. I won't lend out books unless I expect never to see them again, otherwise I just gift them.
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2009, 08:52:35 PM
1. No drugs (no problem with alcohol although I'm not into it)
2. Help family/friend in times of need
3. I don't compromise my values for anything
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: Diunx on May 02, 2009, 08:57:22 PM
1. I will never say no to free drugs.
2. I will never say no to free alcohol.
3. profit.
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 02, 2009, 09:13:02 PM
1. No drugs or alcohol
2. No tattoos or piercings
3. No tobacco
4. No swearing
5. No reality TV [unless it's Deadliest Catch]

I'm the most boring person ever. :'(
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: MCD on May 02, 2009, 09:16:24 PM
1. No homo
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: TVC15 on May 02, 2009, 09:17:49 PM
1) No chicks
2) No fat chicks
3) It's not worth doing if it can't kill you or it doesn't involve PC hardware
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: demi on May 02, 2009, 09:27:34 PM
6. tweeny witches
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 02, 2009, 09:28:43 PM
No homo, except on days that end with a y.
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 02, 2009, 09:29:16 PM
Quote from: demi on May 02, 2009, 09:27:34 PM
6. tweeny witches

Nah, that's entirely negotiable. I'd even sell you all three volumes pretty cheap.
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 02, 2009, 09:29:23 PM
1. No Homo
2. No heavy drugs
3. Don't pass out around friends
4. No girls under 17
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: TVC15 on May 02, 2009, 09:31:22 PM
Oh wait,

4) Don't sell out friends and acquaintances unless you are positive you won't get busted.
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: drew on May 02, 2009, 09:36:42 PM
no crack or meth

thats about it
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 02, 2009, 09:37:18 PM
but what if pharmacies sold meth?
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2009, 09:40:46 PM
Quote from: Malek on May 02, 2009, 09:37:18 PM
but what if pharmacies sold meth?

Miller Lite Meth?
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: Don Flamenco on May 02, 2009, 09:43:13 PM
I will not contribute anything useful to this board
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: drew on May 02, 2009, 09:47:02 PM
i will probably die from snorting heroin when im 29
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 02, 2009, 09:49:33 PM
something else to look forward to
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 02, 2009, 10:07:01 PM
1. No meth, crack or heroin.
2. Never, ever, EVER say anything that can be construed as positive about the New York Mets.
3. Avoid entanglements with people, including (especially, in my case) your family.  It's pretty much never worth it.
4. Don't kiss a hooker.
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: drew on May 02, 2009, 10:10:35 PM
Quote from: Malek on May 02, 2009, 09:49:33 PM
something else to look forward to

 :(
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 02, 2009, 10:12:14 PM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 02, 2009, 10:07:01 PM

2. Never, ever, EVER say anything that can be construed as positive about the New York Mets.


not hard to do.
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: Diunx on May 02, 2009, 10:38:52 PM
4. Only betray your friends if you can get money or pussy out of it.
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: TVC15 on May 02, 2009, 11:52:18 PM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 02, 2009, 10:07:01 PM
1. No meth, crack or heroin.
2. Never, ever, EVER say anything that can be construed as positive about the New York Mets.
3. Avoid entanglements with people, including (especially, in my case) your family.  It's pretty much never worth it.
4. Don't kiss a hooker.

But eating out a hooker is cool?
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on May 03, 2009, 02:30:53 AM
1. Never, ever, ever, ever lie. Even in customer relations.  There is almost always a tactful way to be honest even if it means admitting your opinion will probably piss your listener beforehand.
2.  Don't ever put myself in a situation where I have to lie. Don't screw others over. Don't steal. Admit your mistakes and slights pre-emptively to gain control of the situation.
3. My place is kind of messy, but if said mess can breed bacteria or stink then it must be dealt with. I have alot of piles though.
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: Positive Touch on May 03, 2009, 02:37:45 AM
i'm down for anything as long as you stay out of my ass
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: Kara on May 03, 2009, 06:27:23 AM
1. People that are constantly inflexible. It's cool to have a few pet issues you won't bend on, but you're just as stupid as the rest of us so anything more than that is just an unattractive form of vanity.
Title: Re: What are your non-negotiables?
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 03, 2009, 10:04:37 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 02, 2009, 11:52:18 PM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 02, 2009, 10:07:01 PM
1. No meth, crack or heroin.
2. Never, ever, EVER say anything that can be construed as positive about the New York Mets.
3. Avoid entanglements with people, including (especially, in my case) your family.  It's pretty much never worth it.
4. Don't kiss a hooker.

But eating out a hooker is cool?

No.  Guess that's a corollary to # 4.

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