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Title: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 05, 2009, 08:45:42 PM: WHO WILL BE RAPED?

TONIGHT... YOU!
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Post by: demi on May 05, 2009, 08:47:23 PM: GameStop had a field day with me when I traded in some crap today
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Post by: EvilBoris on May 05, 2009, 08:47:47 PM: why do you want to rape somebody willco?
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 05, 2009, 08:49:04 PM: Quote from: demi on May 05, 2009, 08:47:23 PM
GameStop had a field day with me when I traded in some crap today

:rofl

Quote from: EvilBoris
why do you want to rape somebody willco?

Me? I'm not into raping so much anymore, but I think I owe it to the community to warn the member most likely to be raped!
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Post by: demi on May 05, 2009, 08:50:18 PM: feels good man
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Post by: Fresh Prince on May 05, 2009, 08:50:49 PM: Where's the Jin option?
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 05, 2009, 08:50:54 PM: I read on Facebook that someone was planning to rape Bloodwake.
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 05, 2009, 08:51:35 PM: Quote from: Fresh Prince on May 05, 2009, 08:50:49 PM
Where's the Jin option?

Sodomy is a capital offense in Saudi Arabia!
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: lordmaji on May 05, 2009, 08:55:04 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on May 05, 2009, 08:47:27 PM
bloodwake, kentucky, etc.

Bloodwake? Kentucky??? I'm making to trip... It's rape time! :lol

I65 here I cummmm. :-*
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 05, 2009, 08:56:04 PM: You can't rape the willing.
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Post by: Diunx on May 05, 2009, 08:56:31 PM: Why no Jinfash option?
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 05, 2009, 08:57:03 PM: lordmaji... If you take another day off, you can rape tehjaybo too - two gay birds with one penis.
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: lordmaji on May 05, 2009, 09:01:11 PM: Quote from: Willco on May 05, 2009, 08:57:03 PM
lordmaji... If you take another day off, you can rape tehjaybo too - two gay birds with one penis.

damn... talk about a good way to feel better about life! :)
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on May 05, 2009, 09:06:30 PM: Quote from: Willco on May 05, 2009, 08:51:35 PM
Quote from: Fresh Prince on May 05, 2009, 08:50:49 PM
Where's the Jin option?

Sodomy is a capital offense in Saudi Arabia!
raped and sentenced to death

poor jin
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: TVC15 on May 05, 2009, 09:09:14 PM: Quote from: Willco on May 05, 2009, 08:50:54 PM
I read on Facebook that someone was planning to rape Bloodwake.

Are you sure demi wasn't c&ping chats with me to you? Because last week I was totally having a conversation with him about how I'd be willing to rape Bloodwake's mouth. I'm not even joking.
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Post by: demi on May 05, 2009, 09:10:23 PM: I dont have any Facebook friends. Werent me
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Post by: WrikaWrek on May 05, 2009, 09:10:48 PM: greem Shinobi, by his Korean ex Gf
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 05, 2009, 09:11:03 PM: cheebs, without a doubt
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Post by: Fresh Prince on May 05, 2009, 09:14:12 PM: I'm still waiting for a Jinfash option :hyper
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Post by: demi on May 05, 2009, 09:15:39 PM: [youtube=560,345]MGMr32sjHuk[/youtube]
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Post by: BlueTsunami on May 05, 2009, 09:17:40 PM: Definitely Cheebs. The scenario in my mind is he's at B&N his Mom is angry at him cause he didn't change the kitty litter, so she makes him walk home. Unfortunately the way home on foot requires a trek through the projects. Dainty white male at twilight gonna get their ass wrecked. Better treat those street lights as points of haven.
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Post by: drew on May 05, 2009, 10:09:06 PM: scenester lives in south america, right?

well sao paulo is there so i vote him
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 05, 2009, 10:10:25 PM: Out of the options listed I picked Cheebs. But if there were any karmic justice in the world, it would be etoilet and after the rapist was finished with him they'd ask if he thought it was as bad as internet trollerery now.
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Post by: drohne on May 05, 2009, 10:13:49 PM: i can't say 'tonight, you' when it already says 'tonight, you' in the op

in any case tonight, you
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: Propagandhim on May 05, 2009, 10:14:45 PM: These fucking polls. :lol :lol
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Post by: Bloodwake on May 05, 2009, 10:19:40 PM: And of course, I'm winning.

lmfao, Federwang, you just seem to find a way to disrupt my life on a daily basis.
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 05, 2009, 10:28:39 PM: :lol
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Post by: Tauntaun on May 05, 2009, 10:28:47 PM: I think PD after his bro goes homo crazy. :-*
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Post by: Eric P on May 05, 2009, 10:29:46 PM: "goes"?
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 05, 2009, 10:35:05 PM: Cheebs

It'll happen late at night when he is sitting in his car. His mom got him the wrong kind of coffee and he ordered her to go back and get the right kind. Then a large, shadowy figure emerges. Cheebs, reading his copy of People, looks up, expecting his mother. Instead, it is three black guys that emerge. Cheebs pretends to read an expose on Lindsay Lohan but he knows what is going on. As he tries to escape from the back seat of his Prius, the men grab him, and abduct him in an alley. Long story short, they have their way with him. Halfway through, his mom discovers the event and like all people, secretly resents him. She goes into the car and reads his copy of People. She gets annoyed with how long the men are taking with him and just drives off.
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: Tauntaun on May 05, 2009, 10:35:51 PM: Quote from: Eric P on May 05, 2009, 10:29:46 PM
"goes"?

I mean when he snaps. Read: :bowser
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: Bloodwake on May 05, 2009, 10:38:13 PM: lmfao. Again, going to have to nominate tehjaybo as the likely candidate here, although I do have to admit that there are gay men that want to have sex with me and have told me as much.
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: Akala on May 05, 2009, 10:41:23 PM: kentuckybore owns this one. Rebel is a MACHINE.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 05, 2009, 10:42:59 PM: The Appalachians do seem more inclined for such an activity.

(http://images.blu-ray.com/reviews/120_5.jpg)
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: Bloodwake on May 05, 2009, 10:45:24 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on May 05, 2009, 09:09:14 PM
Quote from: Willco on May 05, 2009, 08:50:54 PM
I read on Facebook that someone was planning to rape Bloodwake.

Are you sure demi wasn't c&ping chats with me to you? Because last week I was totally having a conversation with him about how I'd be willing to rape Bloodwake's mouth. I'm not even joking.

Well, now that I'm not only going to be the next person raped, but by TVC, I will probably be an icon by the end of the year, since that's the only real requirement.
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: CurseoftheGods on May 05, 2009, 10:51:43 PM: Phoenix Dark because he's good looking and black.
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: lordmaji on May 05, 2009, 11:15:54 PM: :lol I'm not getting raped! YAY!!!

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I'm too busy raping BW. :-*
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Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: Brehvolution on May 05, 2009, 11:40:28 PM: Quote from: CurseoftheGods on May 05, 2009, 10:51:43 PM
Phoenix Dark because he's good looking and black.

(http://s37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/th_unforgiven-610.gif)

Damnit, wheres the "hope" avatar?
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: pilonv1 on May 05, 2009, 11:57:48 PM: i voted cheebs, but with a write in vote for himuro
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Post by: Robo on May 06, 2009, 12:06:19 AM: I voted for jarosh... :ninja unfffff
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: Bloodwake on May 06, 2009, 12:16:11 AM: I think Willco is driving here personally to get the job done.

:tauntaun
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 06, 2009, 12:52:44 AM: You have no evidence to back that up.

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Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: Bloodwake on May 06, 2009, 01:02:47 AM: By the way, Leddie actually asked me today if I actually thought that I thought she was leaving me based on your comments, which she got angry over because she thought I was going all over the place and telling people that.

Which came out in the midst of our first real disagreement while dating.

THANKS BUDDY
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 06, 2009, 01:04:14 AM: How does Cheebs not win this discussion? He'd be prime real estate in any correctional facility, and an even more enticing target on the outside given the comfy back seat layout of his mom's volvo
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: TVC15 on May 06, 2009, 01:15:18 AM: Quote from: Bloodwake on May 05, 2009, 10:45:24 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 05, 2009, 09:09:14 PM
Quote from: Willco on May 05, 2009, 08:50:54 PM
I read on Facebook that someone was planning to rape Bloodwake.

Are you sure demi wasn't c&ping chats with me to you? Because last week I was totally having a conversation with him about how I'd be willing to rape Bloodwake's mouth. I'm not even joking.

Well, now that I'm not only going to be the next person raped, but by TVC, I will probably be an icon by the end of the year, since that's the only real requirement.

This chat log is from 4/28

(10:29:07 PM) TVC: Bloodwake is pretty cute
(10:29:11 PM) TVC: let's kidnap him
(10:29:13 PM) demi: looks like a troll
(10:30:17 PM) TVC: I'd fuck a troll. There are some animals I'd almost fuck.

So okay, I didn't say your mouth specifically, but that's what I was thinking because you had a big beautiful smile.
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: Bloodwake on May 06, 2009, 01:17:14 AM: Well, guess I'm going to wake up one of these days with TVC's cock in my mouth.
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Post by: The Sceneman on May 06, 2009, 05:02:24 AM: Quote from: Drewsy on May 05, 2009, 10:09:06 PM
scenester lives in south america, right?

well sao paulo is there so i vote him

lol, New Zealand aint in South America, you, uh, cholo

I voted Kosma becuase he seems to have the most wild globe trotting adventures, which makes rape more likely I guess?
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Post by: drew on May 06, 2009, 05:03:31 AM: facebook is for irl friends

smh

SMH
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Post by: The Sceneman on May 06, 2009, 05:04:18 AM: Quote from: pilonv1 on May 05, 2009, 11:57:48 PM
i voted cheebs, but with a write in vote for himuro

yeah where was the himuro option? He wouldve been my first pick thanks to TVC's fan fiction
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: The Sceneman on May 06, 2009, 05:05:23 AM: Quote from: Drewsy on May 06, 2009, 05:03:31 AM
facebook is for irl friends

smh

SMH

huh
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: TVC15 on May 06, 2009, 05:14:57 AM: Quote from: jarosh on May 06, 2009, 04:42:10 AM
how am i not higher? i'm outraged. i voted for myself now.

I don't want to rape you. I want you to rape me. I want you to make me your lil' sissy crip.

I fap about it, and then imagine the magical times we would have together after I gave birth to our butt baby.

It would be like this:

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(http://www.arthistoryarchive.com/arthistory/images/FranciscoGoya-The-Witches-Sabbath-1797-98.jpg)
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Post by: drew on May 06, 2009, 05:15:37 AM: Quote from: Scenester on May 06, 2009, 05:05:23 AM
huh

i was reading the last page before i posted. fml.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 06, 2009, 09:06:17 AM: Michigan college coeds make up over 37% of our votes.
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Post by: tehjaybo on May 06, 2009, 12:04:35 PM: I'm liking where this is going.
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Post by: Ganhyun on May 06, 2009, 01:03:49 PM: Yea, I gotta go with Bloodwake. :lol
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Post by: Tauntaun on May 06, 2009, 01:05:30 PM: Quote from: jarosh on May 06, 2009, 04:42:10 AM
how am i not higher? i'm outraged. i voted for myself now.

no one rapes the raper. :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: Ganhyun on May 06, 2009, 01:08:36 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on May 06, 2009, 01:05:30 PM
Quote from: jarosh on May 06, 2009, 04:42:10 AM
how am i not higher? i'm outraged. i voted for myself now.

no one rapes the raper. :-*

except Tauntaun, who can also rape himself. :o
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 06, 2009, 01:21:10 PM: Quote from: Green Man on May 06, 2009, 09:40:06 AM
PD.

I bet he wear's saggy pants and because he's black, I'm sure he'll goto jail for a crime he didn't do. I heard that in jail booty is a pretty big deal and that new guys are prime for rape time.

You're underage tho so your ass is like NY steak
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Post by: BlackMage on May 06, 2009, 01:49:59 PM: wash your asscracks
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Post by: T234 on May 06, 2009, 01:56:40 PM: I voted Bloodwake because Tehjaybo is a horny Irishman.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 06, 2009, 02:04:07 PM: i am pretty sure cloud rapes jarosh regularly, forcing him into filthy and undesired heterosexual torments of the body and soul
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: tehjaybo on May 06, 2009, 02:04:59 PM: Quote from: T234 on May 06, 2009, 01:56:40 PM
I voted Bloodwake because Tehjaybo is a horny Irishman.

:-*
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 06, 2009, 02:27:25 PM: Technically I'm whiter than you!
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 06, 2009, 02:33:58 PM: he's got you there
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: Tauntaun on May 06, 2009, 03:13:33 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on May 06, 2009, 02:04:07 PM
i am pretty sure cloud rapes jarosh regularly, forcing him into filthy and undesired heterosexual torments of the body and soul

I've got DVD's if anyone is interested. PM for price. :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: BlackMage on May 06, 2009, 05:52:10 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on May 06, 2009, 03:13:33 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on May 06, 2009, 02:04:07 PM
i am pretty sure cloud rapes jarosh regularly, forcing him into filthy and undesired heterosexual torments of the body and soul

I've got DVD's if anyone is interested. PM for price. :-*

two bits!!
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: drew on May 06, 2009, 05:54:17 PM: Quote from: jarosh on May 06, 2009, 05:23:19 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on May 06, 2009, 02:04:07 PM
i am pretty sure cloud rapes jarosh regularly, forcing him into filthy and undesired heterosexual torments of the body and soul
wait, tauntaun is the only one with the-

Quote from: Tauntaun on May 06, 2009, 03:13:33 PM
I've got DVD's if anyone is interested. PM for price. :-*
you son of a...! >:(

bihomorast
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: Tauntaun on May 07, 2009, 12:03:08 PM: Quote from: BlackMage on May 06, 2009, 05:52:10 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on May 06, 2009, 03:13:33 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on May 06, 2009, 02:04:07 PM
i am pretty sure cloud rapes jarosh regularly, forcing him into filthy and undesired heterosexual torments of the body and soul

I've got DVD's if anyone is interested. PM for price. :-*

two bits!!

If that stands for you sucking my two bits, we got a deal. :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: tehjaybo on May 07, 2009, 12:10:00 PM: I would like to point out that Bloodwake is leading by 5.
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Post by: Bloodwake on May 07, 2009, 12:34:23 PM: I'm surprised that people want me to be raped more than Cheebs.
Title: Re: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped?
Post by: Tauntaun on May 07, 2009, 12:36:31 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on May 07, 2009, 12:34:23 PM
I'm surprised that people want me to be raped more than Cheebs.

I told you to stop talking about your g/f. :wag

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Post by: lordmaji on May 07, 2009, 12:37:44 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on May 07, 2009, 12:34:23 PM
I'm surprised that people want me to be raped more than Cheebs.

nah, I think they are more less wishing *too* rape you. not have you raped. Cheebs now... I can see people wanting him raped. :lol