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Title: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2006, 10:21:09 PM: I'm departing for greener pastures and packing my bags later this month. It feels like I got here only yesterday.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2006, 10:22:47 PM: Where ya goin', baby boo?
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 07, 2006, 10:23:12 PM: You finally biting the bullet and moving to China? Or maybe just China Town, NY...
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2006, 10:23:44 PM: I fly home for winter holiday on the 23rd, and I'll likely stay on the East Coast until late January/early February when I nail down a place in the San Francisco bay area.

That'll make Disposable White Guy and family and other assorted friends happy.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Prost on December 07, 2006, 10:24:59 PM: Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2006, 10:23:44 PM
I fly home for winter holiday on the 23rd, and I'll likely stay on the East Coast until late January/early February when I nail down a place in the San Francisco bay area.

That'll make Disposable White Guy and family and other assorted friends happy.
moving in with brother and cloudwalking?
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Bacon on December 07, 2006, 10:26:33 PM: Bring your coat it can get chilly.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2006, 10:26:57 PM: My brother? My brother is 18-years-old and lives on the East Coast, so that's a negatory.

I am trying to lure cloudwalking with me, but there's no promises yet.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 07, 2006, 10:28:50 PM: So the Hollywood gig didn't exactly pan out, huh? :-\
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2006, 10:29:55 PM: No, nothing like that. I'm still pursuing screenwriting and I haven't even sent off my feature to the anonymous big name director's office yet (having my lawyer look over some additional release paperwork).

It's just time for a change of scenery, especially when it looks like there's a good possibility that I can take my paying gig with me.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 07, 2006, 10:30:55 PM: Oh, well then... :-*
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2006, 10:31:16 PM: And I won't lie and say there's not a huge romantic incentive involved.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: demi on December 07, 2006, 10:32:25 PM: No
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2006, 10:33:09 PM: C'mon demi, you know you want to come with. Do it.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: demi on December 07, 2006, 10:34:00 PM: Let me sleep on it.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: cloudwalking on December 07, 2006, 10:42:16 PM: demi. we can cuddle. i'll cook you general tso's chicken. we'll play DS together and pictochat each other poorly drawn penis pictures.

in other words, heaven.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: whiteACID on December 07, 2006, 10:42:57 PM: I wanna go to Cali
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 07, 2006, 10:43:09 PM: Cool, I'll be the guy on the couch.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2006, 11:28:35 PM: THE EVILBORE HOUSE.

When people stop being awesome and start getting REAL.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 07, 2006, 11:31:30 PM: Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2006, 11:28:35 PM
THE EVILBORE HOUSE.

When people stop being awesome and start getting REAL.

Fortunately, I was never awesome... ;)
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Mandark on December 07, 2006, 11:40:23 PM: Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 07, 2006, 10:43:09 PM
Cool, I'll be the guy on the couch.

Matlock's going to have something to say about that.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2006, 11:44:33 PM: Mandark, want to hang out before I fly back out to San Fran?
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 07, 2006, 11:46:49 PM: SEATTLE SEATTLE SEATTLE. God we'd have a grand time of BOOZE
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: cloudwalking on December 07, 2006, 11:49:27 PM: Quote from: Mandark on December 07, 2006, 11:40:23 PM
Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 07, 2006, 10:43:09 PM
Cool, I'll be the guy on the couch.

Matlock's going to have something to say about that.

hahahahaha

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: demi on December 07, 2006, 11:53:22 PM: White Man's offered me to live in his place, as long as I clean.

I dunno. Why do people want me to live with them? The fuck.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 07, 2006, 11:59:44 PM: Wait, does CrystalGemini live in SF? I thought I was the only one living in Los Angeles with a geographically-awkward Asian sweetie in San Francisco. YOU'RE STEALING MY SCHTICK, FEDERMAN.

Let's meet up for dinner or drinks or something before you bail.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 08, 2006, 12:05:05 AM: :lol

I told you we'd should hang out! But, yeah, let's hang out. She'll be in town from the 15th for a few days, so let's all hang out then!
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 08, 2006, 12:09:26 AM: Quote from: Willco on December 08, 2006, 12:05:05 AM
:lol

I told you we'd should hang out! But, yeah, let's hang out. She'll be in town from the 15th for a few days, so let's all hang out then!

I'm in-town and on semi-vacation from Dec 18-23. I have to work, but not hard. Getting away in the evenings for a sensible dinner (or insensible drinking) should be easy-peasy. Nay, Japanesey.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 08, 2006, 12:12:27 AM: Quote from: demi on December 07, 2006, 11:53:22 PM
White Man's offered me to live in his place, as long as I clean.

I dunno. Why do people want me to live with them? The fuck.

:(

No one wants me to live with them. Actually, I don't know why I'm thinking about leaving, I'm probably a couple months away from my ladyfriend finalizing her divorce, getting her own place (she's staying with friends now) and then having a full blown sugar mama. Why would I want to fuck that up? I dunno, but I still want to get out of Atlanta. I've always wanted to live in Big Sur, too.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: cloudwalking on December 08, 2006, 12:15:05 AM: I move to a new city like every 2 years or less. Fuck staying in one place. I don't know how people do it.

Part of the excitement of LIFE is being adventurous and moving to a city where you have no car and very little money and have to find a job and a way to get there, but you manage anyway because you have to, and when it's all said and done you say "wow I'm glad I made this choice"
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 08, 2006, 12:18:49 AM: Quote from: cloudwalking on December 08, 2006, 12:15:05 AM
I move to a new city like every 2 years or less. Fuck staying in one place. I don't know how people do it.

Part of the excitement of LIFE is being adventurous and moving to a city where you have no car and very little money and have to find a job and a way to get there, but you manage anyway because you have to, and when it's all said and done you say "wow I'm glad I made this choice"

I used to be that way, Cloud. Hell, up until my current apartment, I had never lived in the same dwelling for more than two years in a row my entire LIFE. But this place is just so centrally located in Atlanta and damn cheap that it's hard moving. Hell, I can have no job and still live alright.

But I think I'm about to freak out and do something crazy, like sell all of my shit and move to Alaska or something. That would be awesome.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Bacon on December 08, 2006, 12:39:10 AM: Quote from: cloudwalking on December 08, 2006, 12:15:05 AM
I move to a new city like every 2 years or less. Fuck staying in one place. I don't know how people do it.

Part of the excitement of LIFE is being adventurous and moving to a city where you have no car and very little money and have to find a job and a way to get there, but you manage anyway because you have to, and when it's all said and done you say "wow I'm glad I made this choice"

Um aren't you still a teenager?
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: rocketman on December 08, 2006, 01:34:50 AM: Stay the fuck away from my coast, fat boy.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Bloodwake on December 08, 2006, 02:05:43 AM: KY: The Prison state.

Stay as far away from here as possible. Shitty place to exist confirmed.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Disposable White Guy on December 08, 2006, 02:06:36 AM: Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2006, 10:23:44 PM
That'll make Disposable White Guy and family and other assorted friends happy.

That is a lie.

I'm never happy >:(
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: etiolate on December 08, 2006, 02:09:13 AM: NorCal FTW
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: morphix on December 08, 2006, 08:07:11 AM: CA is a nice place to live, hope you can work something out :D
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: TheOMan on December 08, 2006, 02:12:26 PM: Hey man - good luck on the move!

...

Do they have poutine in San Fran?
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 08, 2006, 02:28:49 PM: I'm going to feel incomplete unless I get to pound
spoiler (click to show/hide)
a few drinks with
[close]
Federman before he leaves.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: whiteACID on December 08, 2006, 02:31:34 PM: Quote from: Bacon on December 08, 2006, 12:39:10 AM
Quote from: cloudwalking on December 08, 2006, 12:15:05 AM
I move to a new city like every 2 years or less. Fuck staying in one place. I don't know how people do it.

Part of the excitement of LIFE is being adventurous and moving to a city where you have no car and very little money and have to find a job and a way to get there, but you manage anyway because you have to, and when it's all said and done you say "wow I'm glad I made this choice"

Um aren't you still a teenager?
Ya, she's only 19, your parents making you move doesn't really equal "choice", unless you made your parents move, which is just weird.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 08, 2006, 02:34:47 PM: If Cloudwalking is only 19 then goddamn I am going STRAIGHT to hell (http://opa-ages.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/teu26.gif)
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Bacon on December 08, 2006, 02:44:01 PM: I just found it funny that she was like speaking about a life of adventures and travels but she is only 19. :lol
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 08, 2006, 02:45:32 PM: Well, it's not like you're limited to what you can do by your age.

When I was 19, I had already lived in Hawaii twice, had open heart surgery, lost my virginity, and been on TV twice. bububub I was only 19!
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 08, 2006, 02:47:00 PM: Well, I'm keeping my job and telecommuting on an interim basis (one boss is a big proponent of getting me to leave, the other is skeptical but we'll try it for awhile), so if it works out - I'll have to fly to Los Angeles for work anyway. We might still have a chance, Corny.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 08, 2006, 02:47:35 PM: With baited breath, I await! :hyper
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Cyanista on December 08, 2006, 02:49:15 PM: Quote from: whiteACID on December 07, 2006, 10:42:57 PM
I wanna go to Cali

Me too. Roadtrip.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: DJ_Tet on December 08, 2006, 02:49:40 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 08, 2006, 02:34:47 PM
If Cloudwalking is only 19 then goddamn I am going STRAIGHT to hell (http://opa-ages.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/teu26.gif)

Even younger than Waychel ;)
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 08, 2006, 02:50:41 PM: And dude, I have family in San Diego, so I'll always be down there at least once a year.

We can make this relationship work, man.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: demi on December 08, 2006, 02:52:30 PM: I want to go to Pasadena.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 08, 2006, 02:58:59 PM: I'll take you on a road trip if you move in with me.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 08, 2006, 03:01:57 PM: Quote from: DJ_Tet on December 08, 2006, 02:49:40 PM
Even younger than Waychel ;)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
but I'm only kidding, dode
[close]
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: DJ_Tet on December 08, 2006, 03:08:09 PM: Why not live it up?

She likes older guys, have you seen her boyfriend?

For that matter has Demi? ;)
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: TVC15 on December 08, 2006, 03:19:04 PM: Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 08, 2006, 12:12:27 AM
Quote from: demi on December 07, 2006, 11:53:22 PM
White Man's offered me to live in his place, as long as I clean.

I dunno. Why do people want me to live with them? The fuck.

:(

No one wants me to live with them. Actually, I don't know why I'm thinking about leaving, I'm probably a couple months away from my ladyfriend finalizing her divorce, getting her own place (she's staying with friends now) and then having a full blown sugar mama. Why would I want to fuck that up? I dunno, but I still want to get out of Atlanta. I've always wanted to live in Big Sur, too.

I'll tell you the same thing I told Willco and demi: you can move in with me if you'll be my butler. My sex butler.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: TheOMan on December 08, 2006, 03:40:24 PM: San Francisco, San Diego, I always mix them up...
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: BlackMage on December 08, 2006, 03:43:07 PM: WE DONT WANT YOU HERE ANYMORE ANYWAY, WILLCO! TAKE YOUR STINK UP NORTH WHERE THE REST OF THE STINKIES LIVE!
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on December 08, 2006, 03:44:47 PM: I'm 18 on the 23rd :-*
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 08, 2006, 04:56:41 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on December 08, 2006, 03:19:04 PM
Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 08, 2006, 12:12:27 AM
Quote from: demi on December 07, 2006, 11:53:22 PM
White Man's offered me to live in his place, as long as I clean.

I dunno. Why do people want me to live with them? The fuck.

:(

No one wants me to live with them. Actually, I don't know why I'm thinking about leaving, I'm probably a couple months away from my ladyfriend finalizing her divorce, getting her own place (she's staying with friends now) and then having a full blown sugar mama. Why would I want to fuck that up? I dunno, but I still want to get out of Atlanta. I've always wanted to live in Big Sur, too.

I'll tell you the same thing I told Willco and demi: you can move in with me if you'll be my butler. My sex butler.

:(

I don't think I'd make a very good bottom, tho.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: TVC15 on December 08, 2006, 05:11:47 PM: Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 08, 2006, 04:56:41 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on December 08, 2006, 03:19:04 PM
Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 08, 2006, 12:12:27 AM
Quote from: demi on December 07, 2006, 11:53:22 PM
White Man's offered me to live in his place, as long as I clean.

I dunno. Why do people want me to live with them? The fuck.

:(

No one wants me to live with them. Actually, I don't know why I'm thinking about leaving, I'm probably a couple months away from my ladyfriend finalizing her divorce, getting her own place (she's staying with friends now) and then having a full blown sugar mama. Why would I want to fuck that up? I dunno, but I still want to get out of Atlanta. I've always wanted to live in Big Sur, too.

I'll tell you the same thing I told Willco and demi: you can move in with me if you'll be my butler. My sex butler.

:(

I don't think I'd make a very good bottom, tho.

I'm not really into anal. We can just get naked and kick the shit out of each other and then choke each other with belts til we cum
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: demi on December 08, 2006, 05:12:11 PM: I can do that.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 08, 2006, 05:17:22 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on December 08, 2006, 05:11:47 PM
Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 08, 2006, 04:56:41 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on December 08, 2006, 03:19:04 PM
Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 08, 2006, 12:12:27 AM
Quote from: demi on December 07, 2006, 11:53:22 PM
White Man's offered me to live in his place, as long as I clean.

I dunno. Why do people want me to live with them? The fuck.

:(

No one wants me to live with them. Actually, I don't know why I'm thinking about leaving, I'm probably a couple months away from my ladyfriend finalizing her divorce, getting her own place (she's staying with friends now) and then having a full blown sugar mama. Why would I want to fuck that up? I dunno, but I still want to get out of Atlanta. I've always wanted to live in Big Sur, too.

I'll tell you the same thing I told Willco and demi: you can move in with me if you'll be my butler. My sex butler.

:(

I don't think I'd make a very good bottom, tho.

I'm not really into anal. We can just get naked and kick the shit out of each other and then choke each other with belts til we cum

Awesome. I'm hairy like a bear, though.

(http://www.bearporn.com/bearporn/samples/leather.jpg)

Pro-tip: do NOT google image search "gay bear", folks.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 08, 2006, 05:31:22 PM: I'm actually heading out to Cali with my cousin and friend next Fall. My cousin is pursuing an acting career and wants me to come along. I may end up becoming a roommate or something and actually live out there :-*

This Eastern Yank is gonna be a fish outta water :-[
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: cloudwalking on December 08, 2006, 05:57:24 PM: Quote from: whiteACID on December 08, 2006, 02:31:34 PM
Quote from: Bacon on December 08, 2006, 12:39:10 AM
Quote from: cloudwalking on December 08, 2006, 12:15:05 AM
I move to a new city like every 2 years or less. Fuck staying in one place. I don't know how people do it.

Part of the excitement of LIFE is being adventurous and moving to a city where you have no car and very little money and have to find a job and a way to get there, but you manage anyway because you have to, and when it's all said and done you say "wow I'm glad I made this choice"

Um aren't you still a teenager?
Ya, she's only 19, your parents making you move doesn't really equal "choice", unless you made your parents move, which is just weird.

I haven't lived with my parents all my life, and I sure as hell haven't always done what they told me
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 08, 2006, 05:58:41 PM: WHY WONT ANYONE COME TO SEATTLE!
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 08, 2006, 06:13:24 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on December 08, 2006, 05:57:24 PM
I haven't lived with my parents all my life, and I sure as hell haven't always done what they told me

That's why you're moving in with me!
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: cloudwalking on December 08, 2006, 06:14:50 PM: My parents never wanted me to move away and they bitched whenever I wanted to move back in with them, now they don't want me to move again. They are so weird :lol
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: TVC15 on December 08, 2006, 06:23:12 PM: Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 08, 2006, 05:17:22 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on December 08, 2006, 05:11:47 PM
Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 08, 2006, 04:56:41 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on December 08, 2006, 03:19:04 PM
Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 08, 2006, 12:12:27 AM
Quote from: demi on December 07, 2006, 11:53:22 PM
White Man's offered me to live in his place, as long as I clean.

I dunno. Why do people want me to live with them? The fuck.

:(

No one wants me to live with them. Actually, I don't know why I'm thinking about leaving, I'm probably a couple months away from my ladyfriend finalizing her divorce, getting her own place (she's staying with friends now) and then having a full blown sugar mama. Why would I want to fuck that up? I dunno, but I still want to get out of Atlanta. I've always wanted to live in Big Sur, too.

I'll tell you the same thing I told Willco and demi: you can move in with me if you'll be my butler. My sex butler.

:(

I don't think I'd make a very good bottom, tho.

I'm not really into anal. We can just get naked and kick the shit out of each other and then choke each other with belts til we cum

Awesome. I'm hairy like a bear, though.

(http://www.bearporn.com/bearporn/samples/leather.jpg)

Pro-tip: do NOT google image search "gay bear", folks.

This can work. Do you still have the beard? I like that.

Demi, I know you have a predisposition for bears, so you can move in and be my second sex butler.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 08, 2006, 06:24:48 PM: Yeah, I've still got the beard. Will I get to play Viva Pinata when I'm not choking you with a belt?
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 08, 2006, 06:30:28 PM: Triumph - next week is last call for those wanting in the EVILBORE house.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: demi on December 08, 2006, 06:45:10 PM: You should do it, Triumph. I'm in no position to make such a move, I probably won't do it.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 08, 2006, 06:51:11 PM: While I would love to kids, unless I can sell my car it's probably not an option. Although I would make a GREAT grouchier uncle type figure to you and Cloud.

Sadly I'm just too damn broke right now, and whatever I do is probably going to be after a six month "work a couple of shitty jobs to amass capital" phase here in Atlanta.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 08, 2006, 06:52:11 PM: Who needs a car when you've got scooters?
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 08, 2006, 06:53:51 PM: Quote from: Willco on December 08, 2006, 06:52:11 PM
Who needs a car when you've got scooters?

I probably WOULDN'T need one, but in Atlanta you kind of have to have a car. If I could sell it for a couple of grand, that plus the meager remainder of my savings would make for a nice "starting over" egg.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 08, 2006, 06:57:25 PM: demi probably can't believe that I wasn't the one who posted that pic :lol
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: TVC15 on December 08, 2006, 07:06:25 PM: Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 08, 2006, 06:53:51 PM
Quote from: Willco on December 08, 2006, 06:52:11 PM
Who needs a car when you've got scooters?

I probably WOULDN'T need one, but in Atlanta you kind of have to have a car. If I could sell it for a couple of grand, that plus the meager remainder of my savings would make for a nice "starting over" egg.

Move in with me. Bring your car. Instead of my butler, you can be my chauffeur. My sex chauffeur.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 08, 2006, 07:08:49 PM: Nobody wants to move in with you, Buffalo Bill.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: TVC15 on December 08, 2006, 07:10:57 PM: Quote from: Willco on December 08, 2006, 07:08:49 PM
Nobody wants to move in with you, Buffalo Bill.

Move in with me, Willco. You can be my Andy Milonakis. My sex Andy Milo. . .what the fuck am I saying?
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: G The Resurrected on December 08, 2006, 07:12:50 PM: I'd like to move to the bay area, but i'm not welcome. No one wants a loser in the house. But at least i could be a fun drunk one.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: drozmight on December 08, 2006, 07:15:31 PM: I've done started over dozens of times.

I know what you're saying White Man. Though, Willco, as Andy Milonakis, would make for a better house boy, not a... now I don't know what I'm saying either.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 08, 2006, 07:33:27 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on December 08, 2006, 07:06:25 PM
Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 08, 2006, 06:53:51 PM
Quote from: Willco on December 08, 2006, 06:52:11 PM
Who needs a car when you've got scooters?

I probably WOULDN'T need one, but in Atlanta you kind of have to have a car. If I could sell it for a couple of grand, that plus the meager remainder of my savings would make for a nice "starting over" egg.

Move in with me. Bring your car. Instead of my butler, you can be my chauffeur. My sex chauffeur.

Oh, alright. But it's a beat up Corolla, so it's not like we'll be riding in style. Ha! I just remembered, it's got a Nader bumpersticker on the back- you're gonna love that, filthy libertarian.

I'll leave in a couple of minutes, I'll probably be there on like Tuesday or Wednesday.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: DJ_Tet on December 08, 2006, 07:36:39 PM: Quote from: Willco on December 08, 2006, 07:08:49 PM
Nobody wants to move in with you, Buffalo Bill.

Would you fuck him? I'd fuck him.

I'd love to move in with the White Man :-[
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: cloudwalking on December 08, 2006, 07:37:07 PM: I'd gladly move in with White Man
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: TVC15 on December 08, 2006, 07:40:57 PM: Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 08, 2006, 07:33:27 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on December 08, 2006, 07:06:25 PM
Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 08, 2006, 06:53:51 PM
Quote from: Willco on December 08, 2006, 06:52:11 PM
Who needs a car when you've got scooters?

I probably WOULDN'T need one, but in Atlanta you kind of have to have a car. If I could sell it for a couple of grand, that plus the meager remainder of my savings would make for a nice "starting over" egg.

Move in with me. Bring your car. Instead of my butler, you can be my chauffeur. My sex chauffeur.

Oh, alright. But it's a beat up Corolla, so it's not like we'll be riding in style. Ha! I just remembered, it's got a Nader bumpersticker on the back- you're gonna love that, filthy libertarian.

I'll leave in a couple of minutes, I'll probably be there on like Tuesday or Wednesday.

Awesome. I shall be your Dirty Miss Daisy.

Cloud and DJ Tet are welcome, too. I'm all for setting up a perv commune in Bellevue.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: DJ_Tet on December 08, 2006, 07:42:25 PM: Do I have to shower? Or can we get Bear to wash me :-*
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: TVC15 on December 08, 2006, 07:43:17 PM: Whatever works with you. I imagine the living situation being like something out of Pink Flamingos.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: cloudwalking on December 08, 2006, 07:44:26 PM: Sweet, now I have a male harem
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: drozmight on December 08, 2006, 07:47:26 PM: THis sounds awesome... sex cult awesome.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: DJ_Tet on December 08, 2006, 07:48:05 PM: Damn, now I really want to go. Would that be the weirdest thing to happen on a message board in internet history? 15 people up and moving in together, from various walks of life.

I'm sure we could spin this into some sort of reality tv show, Willco needs to cash in on some connections.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 08, 2006, 07:54:21 PM: Quote from: DJ_Tet on December 08, 2006, 07:42:25 PM
Do I have to shower? Or can we get Bear to wash me :-*

Oh, I'll wash you alright. But it ain't gonna be gentle and I will be using the LONG handled brush, you hear me???

(http://www.valinor.sorcery.net/~liam/pictures/2006/06-pride-toronto/pages/cimg5033/cimg5033-375x500.jpg)
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: TVC15 on December 08, 2006, 07:55:44 PM: Actually Orange Twin Records is opening a commune outside Athens, Georgia. They're hippies and probably have awesome drugs, and they're looking for people to move in.

They probably frown on leather though, so we'll have to use pleather or vinyl as replacements.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 08, 2006, 08:04:08 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on December 08, 2006, 07:55:44 PM
Actually Orange Twin Records is opening a commune outside Athens, Georgia. They're hippies and probably have awesome drugs, and they're looking for people to move in.

They probably frown on leather though, so we'll have to use pleather or vinyl as replacements.

What the fuck ever, man. We go in on the first day and pistol whip those fucking slugs into shape, put hoods over their heads and fit them for saddles. Show them who the BOSS is. Make them say please and thank you, cure them of their hippiedom.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 08, 2006, 09:10:47 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 08, 2006, 05:58:41 PM
WHY WONT ANYONE COME TO SEATTLE!

All the cool kids are already in Seattle.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: donkey on December 08, 2006, 09:13:04 PM: Quote from: distantmantra on December 08, 2006, 09:10:47 PM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 08, 2006, 05:58:41 PM
WHY WONT ANYONE COME TO SEATTLE!

All the cool kids are already in Seattle.

word.

...why are so many of us Seattle people on here anyways?
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: donkey on December 08, 2006, 09:13:37 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on December 08, 2006, 07:55:44 PM
Actually Orange Twin Records is opening a commune outside Athens, Georgia. They're hippies and probably have awesome drugs, and they're looking for people to move in.

They probably frown on leather though, so we'll have to use pleather or vinyl as replacements.

i thought this happened years ago?
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: whiteACID on December 08, 2006, 09:14:50 PM: Quote from: Cyanista on December 08, 2006, 02:49:15 PM
Quote from: whiteACID on December 07, 2006, 10:42:57 PM
I wanna go to Cali

Me too. Roadtrip.
We would have so many adventures...but we would be too high to remember them
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: whiteACID on December 08, 2006, 09:15:38 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on December 08, 2006, 05:57:24 PM
Quote from: whiteACID on December 08, 2006, 02:31:34 PM
Quote from: Bacon on December 08, 2006, 12:39:10 AM
Quote from: cloudwalking on December 08, 2006, 12:15:05 AM
I move to a new city like every 2 years or less. Fuck staying in one place. I don't know how people do it.

Part of the excitement of LIFE is being adventurous and moving to a city where you have no car and very little money and have to find a job and a way to get there, but you manage anyway because you have to, and when it's all said and done you say "wow I'm glad I made this choice"

Um aren't you still a teenager?
Ya, she's only 19, your parents making you move doesn't really equal "choice", unless you made your parents move, which is just weird.

I haven't lived with my parents all my life, and I sure as hell haven't always done what they told me
How did you get an apartment or house or anything? You can't do that until you are 18 here.
Title: Re: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!
Post by: TVC15 on December 08, 2006, 09:36:03 PM: Quote from: donkey on December 08, 2006, 09:13:37 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on December 08, 2006, 07:55:44 PM
Actually Orange Twin Records is opening a commune outside Athens, Georgia. They're hippies and probably have awesome drugs, and they're looking for people to move in.

They probably frown on leather though, so we'll have to use pleather or vinyl as replacements.

i thought this happened years ago?

Yeah I remember hearing about it at least a year ago, but it looks like the county or the state or whatever just gave them the go-ahead recently.