THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Reb on May 08, 2009, 04:30:20 AM

Title: Career opportunity!
Post by: Reb on May 08, 2009, 04:30:20 AM

My boss collapsed during one of his regular long distance runs.

I got my previous job because somebody had cancer...
How many men will have to suffer before I'm king of the world?

Title: Re: Career opportunity!
Post by: Tieno on May 08, 2009, 04:49:47 AM

*note to self: don't stand in Rebiak's way

Title: Re: Career opportunity!
Post by: Reb on May 08, 2009, 04:50:25 AM

You might have your AIDS Kosma, buy I have the career-god on my side!

Quote from: Tieno on May 08, 2009, 04:49:47 AM

*note to self: don't stand in Rebiak's way

Now that I think about it, our CEO had a heart attack a few months ago, which caused changes, making the guy who's sick now the almighty ruler of finance in stead of one of the rulers of finance.

Title: Re: Career opportunity!
Post by: Reb on May 08, 2009, 05:12:34 AM

Quote from: Kosma on May 08, 2009, 05:05:18 AM

Rebiak...you ever think its your line of work, and you will end up the same way?

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I'm pretty fatalistic, so I'm pretty much counting on dying from a horrible disease, probably just as I find some joy and contentment in live.

Title: Re: Career opportunity!
Post by: Reb on May 08, 2009, 02:46:01 PM

Few hours later; starting Monday I'm Interim CFO of a company with 500 employees.

Title: Re: Career opportunity!
Post by: Reb on May 08, 2009, 02:51:00 PM

I'll be cutting jobs. :'(

Title: Re: Career opportunity!
Post by: Yeti on May 09, 2009, 01:08:40 AM

Quote from: Rebiak on May 08, 2009, 02:51:00 PM

I'll be cutting jobs. :'(

No wonder you're in the dark lord's favor.