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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2009, 05:36:37 PM

Title: Happy mothers day
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2009, 05:36:37 PM
Card and candle holders from me :bow

Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Oblivion on May 10, 2009, 05:41:27 PM
I tried to call my mom today for the occasion, but because of an annoying little argument we had before, she hung up the phone. I'm not joking. :(

edit: also wtf at poll option #4?  :-X
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Diunx on May 10, 2009, 05:43:01 PM
Mother's day is the last sunday of may over here.

:usacry
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 05:45:31 PM

edit: also wtf at poll option #4?  :-X

WTF, indeed.
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Diunx on May 10, 2009, 05:53:08 PM
Thats a lot of lizards.
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 10, 2009, 05:53:49 PM
Did you get her an alligator in a basket to complement her lizard in a bag, jin?
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 05:54:10 PM
Thats a lot of lizards.

That's a gift husband's give.

Just because you're Lebanese, doesn't mean you understand Saudi Arabia's culture.
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: demi on May 10, 2009, 05:57:29 PM
Nothing. People celebrate this thing?
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Diunx on May 10, 2009, 05:58:03 PM
I'm half Lebanese.
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 06:04:54 PM
Isn't Salma Hayek half Lebanese?
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Diunx on May 10, 2009, 06:05:53 PM
I'm half Lebanese.

Seriously? which half?

Nothing. People celebrate this thing?

Yeah, people who need to be constantly reminded of their mothers' worth. smh.

My mother's half :heart
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 10, 2009, 06:09:19 PM
I gave her a call.
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Brehvolution on May 10, 2009, 06:27:30 PM
My wife - a card*
My step mom - a card
My mom - a call cause she lives 1800 miles away and I'm a shitty planner

* Cause that is all I got for Father's Day.  :punch
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 06:28:44 PM
Hallmark is scamming us.
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Diunx on May 10, 2009, 07:29:04 PM
Mother hating board.
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2009, 07:48:16 PM
#4 is for married EBers only. Unless..
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 10, 2009, 07:49:54 PM
i bought her a card, then went over to her house and made breakfast
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 10, 2009, 08:17:25 PM
You're as tender as roast beef, and as warm as pastrami... *do do do do do* I wuv my mommy.  :heart
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 10, 2009, 08:54:57 PM
I sent her a thoughtful email. (http://www.hulu.com/watch/72434/saturday-night-live-motherlover)
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Brehvolution on May 10, 2009, 09:34:21 PM
I sent her a thoughtful email. (http://www.hulu.com/watch/72434/saturday-night-live-motherlover)

 :lol
I saw that last night and my wife and I were balling. JT if fucking hilarious as a SNL host.
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: duckman2000 on May 10, 2009, 09:39:22 PM
Tried to do something cute, so I picked up a card for the kid to give to her mom. As with every attempt at emulating Lifetime ideals, it went sour right away.

Kid: Oohh, Elmo!
Me: Yeah, you can give this card to mommy
Kid: But you bought it
Me: Yes, but I bought it for you, so that you can give it to mommy
Kid: So it's my card?
Me: No, it's for you to give to mommy
Kid: But it has Elmo on it, I like Elmo
Me: (http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/altogetherandrews/censored.gif)
Kid: That's a bad word, daddy.

:gloomy
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 10, 2009, 09:41:40 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Purple Filth on May 10, 2009, 09:49:38 PM
Tried to do something cute, so I picked up a card for the kid to give to her mom. As with every attempt at emulating Lifetime ideals, it went sour right away.

Kid: Oohh, Elmo!
Me: Yeah, you can give this card to mommy
Kid: But you bought it
Me: Yes, but I bought it for you, so that you can give it to mommy
Kid: So it's my card?
Me: No, it's for you to give to mommy
Kid: But it has Elmo on it, I like Elmo
Me: (http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/altogetherandrews/censored.gif)
Kid: That's a bad word, daddy.

:gloomy

 :lol

The last line is priceless

on topic i gave my mom a call


Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 10, 2009, 10:10:26 PM
I sent her a thoughtful email. (http://www.hulu.com/watch/72434/saturday-night-live-motherlover)

 :lol
I saw that last night and my wife and I were balling. JT if fucking hilarious as a SNL host.

I read that as:

Quote
I saw that last night as my wife and I were balling.

And I was like o rly?  :teehee
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Bildi on May 11, 2009, 12:55:18 AM
Mum got to come to my house and spent the day with me. 

We also finalised her will and what to do if she becomes a vegetable one day.  Top mother's day all 'round.
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 11, 2009, 12:57:23 AM
Went down to my parents house and helped make dinner (BBQ chicken, pork and ribs) with my Dad. My wife and I got her a big glass bowl from Crate & Barrel and fresh flowers from our local farmer's market.
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: muckhole on May 11, 2009, 01:01:11 AM
Did dinner (roast beef, potatoes and Yorkshire Pudding) and bought momma one of those AeroGarden indoor planters she'd been eyeing.

Then got her zipped on red wine, and she was home in time for her TV shows.
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: drew on May 11, 2009, 01:06:03 AM
trolled the internet all morning, took my family out to a nice italian restaurant across town, where i ran into my highschool best friend who i havent seen in 4 years who works there, exchanged numbers, accidentally ate my moms veal in the fridge which she will notice tomorrow at lunchtime and be pissed about
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2009, 10:01:57 AM
You're pretty badass, Drewsy.
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2009, 10:02:07 AM
And by badass, I mean punk bitch.
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: drew on May 11, 2009, 01:56:59 PM
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Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2009, 02:02:36 PM
trolled the internet all morning, took my family out to a nice italian restaurant across town, where i ran into my highschool best friend who i havent seen in 4 years who works there, exchanged numbers, accidentally ate my moms veal in the fridge which she will notice tomorrow at lunchtime and be pissed about

Olive Garden?
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 11, 2009, 02:06:36 PM
He said a NICE italian restaurant, Maurice.
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: drew on May 11, 2009, 02:07:37 PM
la scolla's.  a privately owned (we know the owners) italian restaurant funded by the sicilian mafia. nice place
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 11, 2009, 02:10:00 PM
That, sir, is libel. I will not sit here and allow you to sully the name and reputation of la scolla's.

Very "tortful"
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: drew on May 11, 2009, 02:15:46 PM
it turns out i didnt eat my mom's veal, must have been my dads, mothers day redeemed

oh and i also planted like 100 flowers yesterday
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2009, 06:26:35 PM
I haven't been to Olive Garden in awhile. Damn, I really like their wine too
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: brawndolicious on May 11, 2009, 06:33:27 PM
You know, I thought that Saturday was mother's day and then yesterday my mom tells me we're going to go to zachary's and I'm wondering why and now I'm eating re-heated zachary's pizza and it actually tastes better than it did in the restaurant.

True story.
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 11, 2009, 06:37:21 PM
I haven't been to Olive Garden in awhile. Damn, I really like their wine too

Somewhere, right now, Cohen felt a great disturbance in the force... and then puked.
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: Bildi on May 11, 2009, 07:26:31 PM
You're pretty badass, Drewsy.

If you move the comma, it also makes sense:

You're pretty, badass Drewsy.
Title: Re: Happy mothers day
Post by: CurseoftheGods on May 13, 2009, 12:50:21 AM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/30wtjbp.jpg)