THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2009, 05:36:37 PM
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Card and candle holders from me :bow
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I tried to call my mom today for the occasion, but because of an annoying little argument we had before, she hung up the phone. I'm not joking. :(
edit: also wtf at poll option #4? :-X
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Mother's day is the last sunday of may over here.
:usacry
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edit: also wtf at poll option #4? :-X
WTF, indeed.
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Thats a lot of lizards.
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Did you get her an alligator in a basket to complement her lizard in a bag, jin?
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Thats a lot of lizards.
That's a gift husband's give.
Just because you're Lebanese, doesn't mean you understand Saudi Arabia's culture.
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Nothing. People celebrate this thing?
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I'm half Lebanese.
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Isn't Salma Hayek half Lebanese?
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I'm half Lebanese.
Seriously? which half?
Nothing. People celebrate this thing?
Yeah, people who need to be constantly reminded of their mothers' worth. smh.
My mother's half :heart
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I gave her a call.
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My wife - a card*
My step mom - a card
My mom - a call cause she lives 1800 miles away and I'm a shitty planner
* Cause that is all I got for Father's Day. :punch
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Hallmark is scamming us.
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Mother hating board.
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#4 is for married EBers only. Unless..
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i bought her a card, then went over to her house and made breakfast
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You're as tender as roast beef, and as warm as pastrami... *do do do do do* I wuv my mommy. :heart
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I sent her a thoughtful email. (http://www.hulu.com/watch/72434/saturday-night-live-motherlover)
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I sent her a thoughtful email. (http://www.hulu.com/watch/72434/saturday-night-live-motherlover)
:lol
I saw that last night and my wife and I were balling. JT if fucking hilarious as a SNL host.
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Tried to do something cute, so I picked up a card for the kid to give to her mom. As with every attempt at emulating Lifetime ideals, it went sour right away.
Kid: Oohh, Elmo!
Me: Yeah, you can give this card to mommy
Kid: But you bought it
Me: Yes, but I bought it for you, so that you can give it to mommy
Kid: So it's my card?
Me: No, it's for you to give to mommy
Kid: But it has Elmo on it, I like Elmo
Me: (http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/altogetherandrews/censored.gif)
Kid: That's a bad word, daddy.
:gloomy
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:lol
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Tried to do something cute, so I picked up a card for the kid to give to her mom. As with every attempt at emulating Lifetime ideals, it went sour right away.
Kid: Oohh, Elmo!
Me: Yeah, you can give this card to mommy
Kid: But you bought it
Me: Yes, but I bought it for you, so that you can give it to mommy
Kid: So it's my card?
Me: No, it's for you to give to mommy
Kid: But it has Elmo on it, I like Elmo
Me: (http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/altogetherandrews/censored.gif)
Kid: That's a bad word, daddy.
:gloomy
:lol
The last line is priceless
on topic i gave my mom a call
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I sent her a thoughtful email. (http://www.hulu.com/watch/72434/saturday-night-live-motherlover)
:lol
I saw that last night and my wife and I were balling. JT if fucking hilarious as a SNL host.
I read that as:
I saw that last night as my wife and I were balling.
And I was like o rly? :teehee
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Mum got to come to my house and spent the day with me.
We also finalised her will and what to do if she becomes a vegetable one day. Top mother's day all 'round.
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Went down to my parents house and helped make dinner (BBQ chicken, pork and ribs) with my Dad. My wife and I got her a big glass bowl from Crate & Barrel and fresh flowers from our local farmer's market.
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Did dinner (roast beef, potatoes and Yorkshire Pudding) and bought momma one of those AeroGarden indoor planters she'd been eyeing.
Then got her zipped on red wine, and she was home in time for her TV shows.
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trolled the internet all morning, took my family out to a nice italian restaurant across town, where i ran into my highschool best friend who i havent seen in 4 years who works there, exchanged numbers, accidentally ate my moms veal in the fridge which she will notice tomorrow at lunchtime and be pissed about
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You're pretty badass, Drewsy.
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And by badass, I mean punk bitch.
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k
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trolled the internet all morning, took my family out to a nice italian restaurant across town, where i ran into my highschool best friend who i havent seen in 4 years who works there, exchanged numbers, accidentally ate my moms veal in the fridge which she will notice tomorrow at lunchtime and be pissed about
Olive Garden?
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He said a NICE italian restaurant, Maurice.
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la scolla's. a privately owned (we know the owners) italian restaurant funded by the sicilian mafia. nice place
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That, sir, is libel. I will not sit here and allow you to sully the name and reputation of la scolla's.
Very "tortful"
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it turns out i didnt eat my mom's veal, must have been my dads, mothers day redeemed
oh and i also planted like 100 flowers yesterday
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I haven't been to Olive Garden in awhile. Damn, I really like their wine too
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You know, I thought that Saturday was mother's day and then yesterday my mom tells me we're going to go to zachary's and I'm wondering why and now I'm eating re-heated zachary's pizza and it actually tastes better than it did in the restaurant.
True story.
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I haven't been to Olive Garden in awhile. Damn, I really like their wine too
Somewhere, right now, Cohen felt a great disturbance in the force... and then puked.
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You're pretty badass, Drewsy.
If you move the comma, it also makes sense:
You're pretty, badass Drewsy.
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