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Title: Bloodwake Death Pool: How Long Does He Have?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 04:36:12 PM: Winner gets 250 Microsoft points.
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Post by: Tauntaun on May 12, 2009, 04:37:15 PM: I voted tehyjob whatever his name is option. Can we leper Bloodwake plz?
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Post by: tehjaybo on May 12, 2009, 04:37:27 PM: (http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v3803/196/63/1260638893/n1260638893_30170193_2053824.jpg)
Title: Re: Bloodwake Death Pool: How Long Does He Have?
Post by: drew on May 12, 2009, 04:38:28 PM: never

hed be too much of a puss to actually do anything
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Post by: demi on May 12, 2009, 04:39:18 PM: but guys having a girlfriend is awesome
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Post by: Tauntaun on May 12, 2009, 04:39:50 PM: Quote from: demi on May 12, 2009, 04:39:18 PM
but guys having a girlfriend is awesome

until you don't have one. :o
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Post by: demi on May 12, 2009, 04:40:39 PM: me and my GF yeah we're pretty tight. we go to franz ferdinand shows and hang out and stuff.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 04:41:24 PM: demi is like the brother I never had, but always wanted.
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Post by: Reb on May 12, 2009, 04:41:27 PM: I discussed this with my girlfriend, we concluded never.
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Post by: demi on May 12, 2009, 04:43:40 PM: Quote from: Willco on May 12, 2009, 04:41:24 PM
demi is like the brother I never had, but always wanted.

(http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x19/de_wood_ok/michael-cera-superbad-premiere.jpg)
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 12, 2009, 04:44:00 PM: Quote from: demi on May 12, 2009, 04:40:39 PM
me and my GF yeah we're pretty tight. we go to franz ferdinand shows and hang out and stuff.

Yeah, my girlfirend likes to hang out with me. My girlfriend really likes Franz Ferdinand, and my girlfriend loves going to see them with me.

Did I mention my girlfirend?

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Girlfriend.
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Title: Re: Bloodwake Death Pool: How Long Does He Have?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 04:44:16 PM: :-\
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Post by: Tauntaun on May 12, 2009, 04:44:21 PM: Quote from: Willco on May 12, 2009, 04:41:24 PM
demi is like the brother I never had, but always wanted.

idk, gettin raped by your bro. :yuck
Title: Re: Bloodwake Death Pool: How Long Does He Have?
Post by: demi on May 12, 2009, 04:45:48 PM: Quote from: Willco on May 12, 2009, 04:44:16 PM
:-\

we could hang out and watch lost and stuff. we could be pretty tight.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 04:46:19 PM: I don't like this season of Lost so much, though.

... can we watch older seasons instead?
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Post by: demi on May 12, 2009, 04:47:07 PM: it's complicated
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 04:50:52 PM: :'(
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Post by: Tauntaun on May 12, 2009, 05:05:41 PM: :lol
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Post by: Robo on May 12, 2009, 05:19:04 PM: Will death stop Bloodwake from posting about his (ex-) girlfriend on evilbore? I doubt it.
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Post by: tehjaybo on May 12, 2009, 05:20:06 PM: EDIT:Wasn't as funny when I went back and thought about it.
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Post by: Bloodwake on May 12, 2009, 05:31:11 PM: Is it fucked up that all this is actually making me feel better?
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Post by: tehjaybo on May 12, 2009, 05:32:14 PM: Slightly.

But that's good.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 12, 2009, 05:32:43 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on May 12, 2009, 05:31:11 PM
Is it fucked up that all this is actually making me feel better?

Not at all.

You dated for a month. A MONTH. That's not enough time for you to feel so down in the dumps.
Title: Re: Bloodwake Death Pool: How Long Does He Have?
Post by: Bloodwake on May 12, 2009, 05:35:02 PM: Yeah. I guess I just fall for women too quickly.

It didn't help that she literally fulfilled like my wildest dreams of who I was looking for, as sappy as it sounds.

but fuck it.

BTW, I voted for double homicide/suicide. I'm going to go out the right way.
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Post by: tehjaybo on May 12, 2009, 05:36:04 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on May 12, 2009, 05:35:02 PM
BTW, I voted for double homicide/suicide. I'm going to go out the right way.

Uh yeah... about us hanging out this weekend...
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Post by: Bloodwake on May 12, 2009, 05:36:49 PM: Don't worry. I'll only steal one of you guns

:hyper
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Post by: tehjaybo on May 12, 2009, 05:39:38 PM: :-\
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Post by: tehjaybo on May 12, 2009, 05:54:34 PM: Also, now she's reaming me via texts because apparently I made the world aware that there were issues. I can't get out of the middle of this. :-\
Title: Re: Bloodwake Death Pool: How Long Does He Have?
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 12, 2009, 06:00:00 PM: Sounds like a bunch of bullshit grade school caliber drama. Know what you need to do? Escalate this shit up to something actually worthy of talking about. I suggest getting three or four dudes together, eating a bunch of laxatives and taco bell and shitting on her doorstep.
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Post by: Robo on May 12, 2009, 06:03:42 PM: Upper deck her fireplace.
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Post by: Barry Egan on May 12, 2009, 06:04:26 PM: post more of her photos on EB :hyper
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 06:11:49 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on May 12, 2009, 06:03:42 PM
Upper deck her fireplace.

:lol

Quote from: Genghis Cohen
bloodwkae is going to get beat up by her new boyfrien fo' sho

New boyfriend? Try concurrent!
Title: Re: Bloodwake Death Pool: How Long Does He Have?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 12, 2009, 06:15:55 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on May 12, 2009, 06:05:00 PM
Quote from: tehjaybo on May 12, 2009, 05:54:34 PM
Also, now she's reaming me via texts because apparently I made the world aware that there were issues. I can't get out of the middle of this. :-\
bloodwkae is going to get beat up by her new boyfrien fo' sho

He gon' get PEED ON BY A GIANT ROBOT.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 06:16:47 PM: Bloodwake's girlfriend left him for a Transformer? ???
Title: Re: Bloodwake Death Pool: How Long Does He Have?
Post by: CurseoftheGods on May 12, 2009, 06:18:11 PM: Quote from: demi on May 12, 2009, 04:43:40 PM
Quote from: Willco on May 12, 2009, 04:41:24 PM
demi is like the brother I never had, but always wanted.

(http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x19/de_wood_ok/michael-cera-superbad-premiere.jpg)

:rofl
Title: Re: Bloodwake Death Pool: How Long Does He Have?
Post by: TVC15 on May 12, 2009, 06:56:32 PM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 12, 2009, 06:00:00 PM
Sounds like a bunch of bullshit grade school caliber drama. Know what you need to do? Escalate this shit up to something actually worthy of talking about. I suggest getting three or four dudes together, eating a bunch of laxatives and taco bell and shitting on her doorstep.

Do the four dudes all poop at once on the doorstep? This is sounding like a porno I saw.
Title: Re: Bloodwake Death Pool: How Long Does He Have?
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 12, 2009, 07:01:00 PM: He's gonna die in 4 years, overdose.
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Post by: enjoy bell woods on May 12, 2009, 07:14:24 PM: What happened??? :P :P :P ::)
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Post by: Ganhyun on May 12, 2009, 07:38:25 PM: Quote from: WrikaWrek on May 12, 2009, 07:01:00 PM
He's gonna die in 4 years, overdose.

Does he still work at Wal-Mart? If so, I say in two years, provided he still works there, an accident in the shipping/storage area in the back.
Title: Re: Bloodwake Death Pool: How Long Does He Have?
Post by: muckhole on May 12, 2009, 07:46:24 PM: If he does it, I hope he wears the shirt I got him for Christmas.

Or at the very least is buried in it.
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Post by: Kestastrophe on May 12, 2009, 08:06:25 PM: Can someone please fill me in? I seem to have missed ~~something~~ everything
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Post by: demi on May 12, 2009, 08:15:03 PM: it's complicated
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 12, 2009, 08:22:00 PM: Quote from: Kestastrophe on May 12, 2009, 08:06:25 PM
Can someone please fill me in? I seem to have missed ~~something~~ everything

may i direct you to the big ass thread that recently got put in the hall o' shame?

oops, that's the jinfash owning kosma thread, nevermind
Title: Re: Bloodwake Death Pool: How Long Does He Have?
Post by: Tauntaun on May 12, 2009, 11:12:54 PM: Quote from: demi on May 12, 2009, 08:15:03 PM
it's complicated

:lol The new end all be all answer.

It's Complicated ^TM
Title: Re: Bloodwake Death Pool: How Long Does He Have?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 11:17:40 PM: Since we have not heard from Bloodwake in a few hours, I think it's safe to assume that he is dead. We will divide his personal belongings amongst forum members in order of those most likely to commit suicide next.
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Post by: drew on May 12, 2009, 11:18:32 PM: Quote from: Willco on May 12, 2009, 11:17:40 PM
Since we have not heard from Bloodwake in a few hours, I think it's safe to assume that he is dead. We will divide his personal belongings amongst forum members in order of those most likely to commit suicide next.

:hyper
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Post by: Diunx on May 12, 2009, 11:31:39 PM: I get the magic cards!
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Post by: demi on May 12, 2009, 11:32:01 PM: i get his girlfriend
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Post by: muckhole on May 12, 2009, 11:36:47 PM: Just his torso and lips, please.
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Post by: drew on May 12, 2009, 11:38:52 PM: :lol
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Post by: Diunx on May 12, 2009, 11:39:11 PM: Quote from: demi on May 12, 2009, 11:32:01 PM
i get his ex-girlfriend

Fixed? :teehee
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Post by: Flannel Boy on May 12, 2009, 11:44:52 PM: Quote from: Willco on May 12, 2009, 11:17:40 PM
in order of those most likely to commit suicide next.

White Man will just cover bloodwake's items in vomit. Manabyte, who is next in line, will sell the remaining salvageable items to help pay for a Russian mail-order bride.
Title: Re: Bloodwake Death Pool: How Long Does He Have?
Post by: TVC15 on May 12, 2009, 11:46:27 PM: Sorry Malek, but I'm cured. You've got my place.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on May 12, 2009, 11:47:56 PM: Cured?

I had no idea that Gossip Girl had curative powers.
Title: Re: Bloodwake Death Pool: How Long Does He Have?
Post by: TVC15 on May 12, 2009, 11:49:32 PM: I think HBO's In Treatment helped too.
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Post by: tehjaybo on May 13, 2009, 03:16:46 AM: He isn't dead. But tonight was not a good night.

I'd like to request that all these Bloodwake threads get locked and shitbinned, please.

And that no more spring up.
Title: Re: Bloodwake Death Pool: How Long Does He Have?
Post by: Robo on May 13, 2009, 03:51:23 AM: Damn, I could've used those Microsoft points.
Title: Re: Bloodwake Death Pool: How Long Does He Have?
Post by: TVC15 on May 13, 2009, 03:52:52 AM: Quote from: tehjaybo on May 13, 2009, 03:16:46 AM
He isn't dead. But tonight was not a good night.

I'd like to request that all these Bloodwake threads get locked and shitbinned, please.

And that no more spring up.

So what does this mean? Willco's not going to be allowed to talk about his new girlfriend anymore?
Title: Re: Bloodwake Death Pool: How Long Does He Have?
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 13, 2009, 06:35:21 AM: Quote from: The Business on May 13, 2009, 04:05:58 AM
Any pics of the girlfriend?
Check the post your pic thread.
Title: Re: Bloodwake Death Pool: How Long Does He Have?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 13, 2009, 08:30:45 AM: Out of respect, I will lock this thread.

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but you guys can still vote :shh
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