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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on May 15, 2009, 04:28:29 PM

Title: i hope i survive this super shuttle ride :(
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 15, 2009, 04:28:29 PM: The crazy old driver is weaving in and out of la traffic at some obscene speed, cutting fols off, blaring his horn, and braking like his foot is made of concrete

The fat dude next to me is about to have a panic attack

If I die, I leave my aids to willco
Title: Re: i hope i survive this super shuttle ride :(
Post by: Eric P on May 15, 2009, 04:33:39 PM: dibs on the "everything else"
Title: Re: i hope i survive this super shuttle ride :(
Post by: Tauntaun on May 15, 2009, 04:38:05 PM: Quote from: Eric P on May 15, 2009, 04:33:39 PM
dibs on the "everything else"

Beaten. :(
Title: Re: i hope i survive this super shuttle ride :(
Post by: Cyanista on May 15, 2009, 04:41:34 PM: Let's ask the magic 8 ball.

http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/cgi-bin/eightball.cgi
(http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/cgi-bin/eightball.cgi)

OMG it said ask again later :(
Title: Re: i hope i survive this super shuttle ride :(
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 15, 2009, 04:41:48 PM: LA traffic is always crazy but it's especially bad on Fridays. I try not to drive from 10 to 7 on Fridays. It's too bad that LA has such lousy public transportation.
Title: Re: i hope i survive this super shuttle ride :(
Post by: Tauntaun on May 15, 2009, 04:45:16 PM: Quote from: Cyanista on May 15, 2009, 04:41:34 PM
Let's ask the magic 8 ball.

http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/cgi-bin/eightball.cgi
(http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/cgi-bin/eightball.cgi)

OMG it said ask again later :(

Well now that doesn't mean he'll die.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
And he better not while Eric P has dibs on his crap. :maf
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Title: Re: i hope i survive this super shuttle ride :(
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 15, 2009, 04:53:53 PM: Coincidence that Patel got all trippy just when Prole is coming to LA?

Me thinks that they're going on one of their "fishing" trips.
Title: Re: i hope i survive this super shuttle ride :(
Post by: Tauntaun on May 15, 2009, 04:56:09 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 15, 2009, 04:53:53 PM
Coincidence that Patel got all trippy just when Prole is coming to LA?

Me thinks that they're going on one of their fisting trips.

Fixed. :-*
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Post by: tiesto on May 15, 2009, 05:18:33 PM: Quote from: Eric P on May 15, 2009, 04:33:39 PM
dibs on the "everything else"

I call dibs on his loli RPG collection!!!
Title: Re: i hope i survive this super shuttle ride :(
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 15, 2009, 05:26:38 PM: I lived! I was the only one who tipped him, though. :(
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Post by: demi on May 15, 2009, 05:28:29 PM: you sucked his cock?
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Post by: Flannel Boy on May 15, 2009, 05:29:43 PM: I didn't know you were supposed to tip bus drivers. But I usually tip cab drivers about 20%.
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Post by: Bebpo on May 15, 2009, 05:31:16 PM: For a second I thought you had somehow gotten on a space shuttle.
Title: Re: i hope i survive this super shuttle ride :(
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 15, 2009, 05:35:19 PM: Super shuttle is a van/cab. It's like 20 bucks for a ride to my hotel instead of 60 but I hafta sit with Mexicans.

I met patel to get pulled pork from some local cubans, but wound up chillaxing in universal city.
Title: Re: i hope i survive this super shuttle ride :(
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 15, 2009, 05:36:25 PM: Besides, the best pork pulling is served ala tauntaun :-*
Title: Re: i hope i survive this super shuttle ride :(
Post by: Tauntaun on May 15, 2009, 05:36:42 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on May 15, 2009, 05:35:19 PM
Super shuttle is a van/cab. It's like 20 bucks for a ride to my hotel instead of 60 but I hafta sit with Mexicans.

I met patel to get pulled pork from some local cubans, but wound up chillaxing in universal city.

Did you show him your prole? :-*
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Post by: Barry Egan on May 15, 2009, 05:37:17 PM: how much did you tip Prole? I've never even thought to tip these guys before.
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Post by: Diunx on May 15, 2009, 05:39:00 PM: Sounds like a regular Dominican driving.
Title: Re: i hope i survive this super shuttle ride :(
Post by: muckhole on May 15, 2009, 05:39:13 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on May 15, 2009, 05:26:38 PM
I lived! I was the only one who tipped him, though. :(

You lived? Odd.

Quote from: Cyanista on May 15, 2009, 04:41:34 PM
Let's ask the magic 8 ball.
OMG it said ask again later :(

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/proleshuttlehell.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/hey.jpg)
Title: Re: i hope i survive this super shuttle ride :(
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 15, 2009, 05:40:32 PM: 4 bucks -- 20 percent. There's a big sign in the van that says GRATUITY NOT INCLUDED IN FARE, so it's kinda implicitly suggest that you cough it up for them loading your bags and calling you "sir" or some shit. Nobody calls you "sir" unless they expect to pay them for it.
Title: Re: i hope i survive this super shuttle ride :(
Post by: Eric P on May 15, 2009, 05:50:02 PM: so true, sir
Title: Re: i hope i survive this super shuttle ride :(
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 15, 2009, 05:59:06 PM: I see now. I've never taken a super-shuttle. The only shuttle I've ever taken is the public transit ones that go around "downtown" Mississauga.
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Post by: DJ_Tet on May 15, 2009, 06:18:55 PM: I call people sir for free :(
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Post by: Smooth Groove on May 15, 2009, 07:19:35 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on May 15, 2009, 05:35:19 PM
Super shuttle is a van/cab. It's like 20 bucks for a ride to my hotel instead of 60 but I hafta sit with Mexicans.

I met patel to get pulled pork from some local cubans, but wound up chillaxing in universal city.

Did you greet those Mexicans properly? In LA, you're supposed to address a Mexican as "esé".
Title: Re: i hope i survive this super shuttle ride :(
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 15, 2009, 07:25:55 PM: Qué?
Title: Re: i hope i survive this super shuttle ride :(
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 15, 2009, 07:31:33 PM: Orale vato!