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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: GilloD on May 20, 2009, 02:10:41 PM

Title: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: GilloD on May 20, 2009, 02:10:41 PM
They were all, "Hey, we're going to take Linda, the new sales lady to lunch" and so I said, "Oh, I have to go to the bathroom" and when I got back from the bathroom the office was locked and no on was there.
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 20, 2009, 02:14:14 PM
That's a dis.  :-\
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: demi on May 20, 2009, 02:14:39 PM
At least you got a raise man. Life is good! Live! Money!
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: demi on May 20, 2009, 02:15:04 PM
Get past the glass ceiling and towards greener pastures
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: GilloD on May 20, 2009, 02:15:21 PM
Quote from: demi on May 20, 2009, 02:14:39 PM
At least you got a raise man. Life is good! Live! Money!

Tru.
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: Bocsius on May 20, 2009, 02:19:04 PM
Do you bathe?
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 20, 2009, 02:24:02 PM
You should pee in the coffee pot. Then if anyone asks you about why the coffee smells like pee, just make this expression: :smug

They will think twice before disrespecting you again.
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 20, 2009, 02:25:17 PM
Go to your boss, point at the picture of his wife on his desk and ask, "who's the cunt?"

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Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 20, 2009, 02:30:21 PM
They sure love leaving you alone in the office. You realize if anything is stolen you'll be the #1 suspect  :lol
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: GilloD on May 20, 2009, 02:48:16 PM
Quote from: Jinfash on May 20, 2009, 02:17:00 PM
:lol Oh man.

First  they don't shows up at your working place (TWICE!!) without informing you, and now they're going out to lunch without you.

What does that tell you?

Quote from: demi on May 20, 2009, 02:15:04 PM
Get past the glass ceiling and towards greener pastures

Why's that not a "News" headline yet?

I mean. We all hang out outside of work. it's not like we don't like each other, haha. It was just weird.
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 20, 2009, 07:03:12 PM
Prolly seen as the boss's lackey - no suprises there.
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: Bildi on May 20, 2009, 07:05:23 PM
Quote from: GilloD on May 20, 2009, 02:10:41 PM
They were all, "Hey, we're going to take Linda, the new sales lady to lunch" and so I said, "Oh, I have to go to the bathroom" and when I got back from the bathroom the office was locked and no on was there.

:rofl 

They should make a movie of this.
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: drew on May 20, 2009, 07:07:27 PM
Quote from: GilloD on May 20, 2009, 02:48:16 PM
I mean. We all hang out outside of work. it's not like we don't like each other, haha. It was just weird.

you are "that guy"
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: Tauntaun on May 21, 2009, 10:39:52 AM
 :(  gillo   :heart
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 21, 2009, 10:41:50 AM
That's....harsh.
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: Barry Egan on May 21, 2009, 11:09:19 AM
Quote from: Drewsy on May 20, 2009, 07:07:27 PM
Quote from: GilloD on May 20, 2009, 02:48:16 PM
I mean. We all hang out outside of work. it's not like we don't like each other, haha. It was just weird.

you are "that guy"

yup.
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: GilloD on May 21, 2009, 11:57:26 AM
Apparently they left me a note on my desk but I didn't see it because my desk is messy town :(

Free lunch MISSED.
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: Eric P on May 21, 2009, 11:58:48 AM
doubly tragic
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: Diunx on May 21, 2009, 06:58:15 PM
Just set the office on fire already.
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: pilonv1 on May 21, 2009, 09:16:38 PM
is this the same office where you're the only one there regularly?
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: Bildi on May 21, 2009, 09:22:00 PM
So... did you find the note on your desk?
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: GilloD on May 22, 2009, 10:55:49 AM
Quote from: Bildi on May 21, 2009, 09:22:00 PM
So... did you find the note on your desk?

Yes :(
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: muckhole on May 22, 2009, 11:09:25 AM
Quote from: GilloD on May 22, 2009, 10:55:49 AM
Quote from: Bildi on May 21, 2009, 09:22:00 PM
So... did you find the note on your desk?

Yes :(

Don't feel too badly, at least the note actually exists!
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: Reb on May 22, 2009, 11:11:09 AM
I bet they felt guilty and stuffed the note in his crap afterwards.
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: muckhole on May 22, 2009, 11:19:52 AM
 :lol THAT would suck.

And with a messy desk, we may never know for sure.
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: Shuri on May 22, 2009, 07:23:35 PM
You're the office idiot  :lol
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: The Sceneman on May 23, 2009, 09:26:20 AM
do you like these people? Who gives a shit. I dont talk to my co-workers on my lunch break. Its my time bizzitch
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: Yeti on May 23, 2009, 10:55:31 PM
Quote from: GilloD on May 22, 2009, 10:55:49 AM
Quote from: Bildi on May 21, 2009, 09:22:00 PM
So... did you find the note on your desk?

Yes :(

Was it in a spot where they obviously intended for you to see it like taped to your computer monitor, or was it shunted off to the side in a mess of other papers where it could be easily overlooked?
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: Bebpo on May 24, 2009, 12:23:14 AM
Quote from: Borys on May 23, 2009, 10:17:32 AM
I changed projects last month and was pretty shocked when I found my new co-workers (Russians) browse... 4chan.

I never knew even one person that knew what 4chan is.

I didn't even know what 4chan was for a long, long time and I know 2ch and lots of animu stuff.  4chan is really only known because so many other sites talk about how creepy it is.  I've never been there so I just know what gaf says about that place.
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 24, 2009, 04:16:20 PM
I don't eat with my coworkers.
Title: Re: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me?
Post by: Bildi on May 25, 2009, 07:29:44 PM
Quote from: mojovonio on May 20, 2009, 02:12:15 PM
I think its just the rapture beginning.

:rofl  I missed this earlier.  And no eb members are missing which supports your theory.