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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Ecrofirt on May 20, 2009, 09:26:30 PM

Title: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: Ecrofirt on May 20, 2009, 09:26:30 PM: Holy shit awesome news. Well, really, I've known since a few weeks back when I made a cryptic megaton holyshit post in a random thread.

But holy hell, I'm going to have I kid. I hope it's a son, just so I can say that I sired a son.

Anyhow, she's due in January, and we're getting married in August (I got a shotgun!). We're moving into a home together in a few weeks, so its all sorts of new and exciting times going on.

:rock
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: muckhole on May 20, 2009, 09:27:09 PM: Wow! Congratulations!
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Post by: demi on May 20, 2009, 09:27:14 PM: Delicious creampie
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 20, 2009, 09:28:06 PM: congratulations!
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: Brehvolution on May 20, 2009, 09:28:56 PM: Awesome news! :rock
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 20, 2009, 09:29:08 PM: congrats!
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: Bloodwake on May 20, 2009, 09:31:46 PM: FUCK YEAH

CONGRATS MOTHER FUCKER

NIKKI AND HER UNBORN CHILD FOR ICON
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 20, 2009, 09:34:24 PM: I headbanged my way out my mom's dukes

grats dude
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 20, 2009, 09:39:52 PM: Congrats!

Bring your kid to me in a few years and I'll give them a thorough cognitive/developmental psychometric assessment if you'd like ;).
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 20, 2009, 09:40:21 PM: I can only imagine the well mannered but completely badass child that will come forth from Nikki/Ecro
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Post by: Diunx on May 20, 2009, 09:46:20 PM: Congrats! pics of the labor plz errr I mean the wedding.
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Post by: tiesto on May 20, 2009, 09:47:49 PM: Holy shit, wow, congrats!
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Post by: Kara on May 20, 2009, 09:51:10 PM: congrats on having fit sperm
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Post by: Flannel Boy on May 20, 2009, 09:51:34 PM: Congrats
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Post by: Fresh Prince on May 20, 2009, 09:56:11 PM: Congratulations.

Evilbore has it's first child. Remember don't homeschool your children.
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: Bildi on May 20, 2009, 10:00:02 PM: You literally are the fucking father. Well done.
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: Crushed on May 20, 2009, 10:06:19 PM: Congratulations! Make sure his first words are "evil bore."

If it's "the bore" then put him up for adoption.
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Post by: E-DuB on May 20, 2009, 10:14:03 PM: (http://i43.tinypic.com/rky9zs.gif)

Congrats Man :rock
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 20, 2009, 10:27:06 PM: You must name him MAF. NEVAR FORGET.
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Post by: Tucah on May 20, 2009, 10:38:23 PM: Congrats!!
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Post by: Robo on May 20, 2009, 10:40:10 PM: Great news! Congratulations!
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Post by: CurseoftheGods on May 20, 2009, 10:40:44 PM: Congratulations! Nikki is going to be an amazing mom, and you're going to be a great father.

Quote from: Crushed on May 20, 2009, 10:06:19 PM
Congratulations! Make sure his first words are "evil bore."

If it's "the bore" then put him up for adoption.

:rofl
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: Purple Filth on May 20, 2009, 10:46:42 PM: Congrats to both of you.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 20, 2009, 11:03:01 PM: Congrats, you hard rocking motherfucker you. ;)
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Post by: Akala on May 20, 2009, 11:15:53 PM: Grats!
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 20, 2009, 11:33:32 PM: be sure to get all up in the mom before the kid's born and let him/her/it have one all over its face :rock

gotta show 'em who daddy is early :rock
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: xnikki118x on May 20, 2009, 11:39:53 PM: Quote from: Karakand on May 20, 2009, 09:51:10 PM
congrats on having fit sperm

Fit indeed, I was on the pill!
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: cool breeze on May 20, 2009, 11:41:48 PM: that does sound like powerful sperm
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Post by: Propagandhim on May 20, 2009, 11:48:46 PM: Congrats! ..although I don't quite understand how ur babby form. mom said tummy gett big only wen marryed.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on May 20, 2009, 11:59:38 PM: Congrats to both you and Nikki. Sounds like this child was meant to be. I hope for both your sakes that its a boy and not a girl.
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: demi on May 21, 2009, 12:00:37 AM: Quote from: swaggaz on May 20, 2009, 11:41:48 PM
that does sound like powerful sperm

delicious creampie
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: Tauntaun on May 21, 2009, 12:01:17 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on May 20, 2009, 11:33:32 PM
be sure to get all up in the mom before the kid's born and let him/her/it have one all over its face :rock

gotta show 'em who daddy is early :rock

:lol

:bow Prole's wisdom :bow2

He/she better come out windmilling! :rock
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: Bildi on May 21, 2009, 12:09:40 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on May 20, 2009, 11:39:53 PM
Quote from: Karakand on May 20, 2009, 09:51:10 PM
congrats on having fit sperm

Fit indeed, I was on the pill!

:omg My heart just missed a beat.
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Post by: MCD on May 21, 2009, 12:16:50 AM: Congrats.
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Post by: Rman on May 21, 2009, 12:30:38 AM: Congratulations!
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Post by: gibletsngravy on May 21, 2009, 01:19:41 AM: (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/Themes/dilbermc/images/lightnavy/logo.jpg)
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 21, 2009, 01:23:33 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on May 20, 2009, 11:39:53 PM
Quote from: Karakand on May 20, 2009, 09:51:10 PM
congrats on having fit sperm

Fit indeed, I was on the pill!

Ecro jizzum >>>>>>> the pill :rock
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on May 21, 2009, 01:31:02 AM: congrats man!
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 21, 2009, 01:40:42 AM: Quote from: Bildi on May 21, 2009, 12:09:40 AM
:omg My heart just missed a beat.
:teehee
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: Beezy on May 21, 2009, 02:29:13 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on May 20, 2009, 11:39:53 PM
Quote from: Karakand on May 20, 2009, 09:51:10 PM
congrats on having fit sperm

Fit indeed, I was on the pill!
:o

Congrats you two. :D
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: etiolate on May 21, 2009, 02:44:14 AM: I thought that was what your cryptic message was about.

Grats!
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: pilonv1 on May 21, 2009, 03:07:12 AM: disappointmen-ton

i read this as "Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM FUCKING THE FATHER"
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Post by: pilonv1 on May 21, 2009, 03:52:58 AM: i was surprised it wasn't done before me
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Post by: Tieno on May 21, 2009, 05:24:32 AM: Quote from: pilonv1 on May 21, 2009, 03:07:12 AM
disappointmen-ton

i read this as "Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM FUCKING THE FATHER"
I read your post as "Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER"

and couldn't work out the difference between that and the title :duh :dur :'(
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: Veidt on May 21, 2009, 06:21:56 AM: Congratz. Hope you have a boy, just so you can say " Mah boi right there, son". Great time lie ahead for you my friend. :]

Also :lol at the people acting like getting someone pregnant is hard.
"YOU DID IT!"
"you're awesome"
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Post by: GilloD on May 21, 2009, 09:09:05 AM: EvilBABY MEGATON. Is this the first abby born DURING the reign of EB? Hmm.

Anyway: :dur :mrt :dur :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: Tauntaun on May 21, 2009, 10:36:37 AM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on May 21, 2009, 10:22:25 AM
Quote from: Veidt on May 21, 2009, 06:21:56 AM
Also :lol at the people acting like getting someone pregnant is hard.

It's surprisingly easy.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/42/113275044_3ffe4cca22.jpg)
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Post by: Eric P on May 21, 2009, 10:48:29 AM: i knew that dude was a motherfucker
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Post by: Ganhyun on May 21, 2009, 11:54:09 AM: gratz to you both. May his/her future be a good one.
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Post by: T234 on May 21, 2009, 12:21:11 PM: Congratulations are in order!
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Post by: Cyanista on May 21, 2009, 12:47:43 PM: Yay grats for your holes!
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Post by: Flannel Boy on May 21, 2009, 05:01:54 PM: Quote from: Veidt on May 21, 2009, 06:21:56 AM
Congratz. Hope you have a boy, just so you can say " Mah boi right there, son". Great time lie ahead for you my friend. :]

Also :lol at the people acting like getting someone pregnant is hard.
"YOU DID IT!"
"you're awesome"

It was an accomplishment because she was on the pill and they only had oral sex!
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: Bacchus7 on May 21, 2009, 05:23:57 PM: Quote from: jarosh on May 21, 2009, 05:14:09 PM
congrats!

i've known for a while ;)

Dramamamama!
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Post by: Tauntaun on May 21, 2009, 05:47:55 PM: The swiss have spies everywhere.

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Including woman's vaginas! :o :shh
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Post by: Veidt on May 21, 2009, 06:01:15 PM: Quote from: jarosh on May 21, 2009, 05:14:09 PM
congrats!

i've known for a while ;)

Why am I having the greatest Deja vu, ever, from this? : o
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Post by: tehjaybo on May 22, 2009, 11:54:47 AM: Congrats man!
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2009, 12:08:12 PM: Quote from: jarosh on May 21, 2009, 05:14:09 PM
congrats!

i've known for a while ;)
:lol
Title: Re: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER
Post by: Tauntaun on May 22, 2009, 12:09:02 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2009, 12:08:12 PM
Quote from: jarosh on May 21, 2009, 05:14:09 PM
congrats!

i've known for a while ;)
:lol

I just got that, I'm such a tard. :lol

PD you're my magical negro. If you could move to NYC and drop some knowledge on this white boy that'd be awesome. You could be the homeless dude I pass in the subway every day. :-* :-*
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 02, 2009, 04:40:13 AM: Quote from: Tauntaun on May 22, 2009, 12:09:02 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2009, 12:08:12 PM
Quote from: jarosh on May 21, 2009, 05:14:09 PM
congrats!

i've known for a while ;)
:lol

I just got that, I'm such a tard. :lol

PD you're my magical negro. If you could move to NYC and drop some knowledge on this white boy that'd be awesome. You could be the homeless dude I pass in the subway every day. :-* :-*
:lol :-*