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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: WrikaWrek on May 25, 2009, 08:54:22 PM

Title: Jail Bait
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 25, 2009, 08:54:22 PM
I have a 16 year old on my ass. It's getting kinda weird and uncomfortable, at first i was just treating her like a lil sister kind of thing, but she is acting up and the other day she dressed a bit too, you know, and what she's saying. Doesn't matter. She's good looking yes.

Anybody went through a similar thing, i just have to keep my head in the game, she's 16 so she has a body already know what i'm sayin, and she's hot, but no man. She's 16.

I don't know how to break it down to her without making her upset.

Ok this weird, maybe i shouldn't post this.


*click*
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Diunx on May 25, 2009, 08:55:12 PM
She is legal in a lot of countries.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 25, 2009, 08:55:23 PM
Kick her off your ass you lazy fuck.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 25, 2009, 08:57:15 PM
Not legal in mine. I mean she's old enough for the dance, but not with 18+. It's crazy because these girls these days, you go out at night with them and it's just wow, that's a woman in my book.

But that's my mind reasoning.

Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 25, 2009, 09:02:29 PM
Hell I think you're a 16 year old girl the way you write.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 25, 2009, 09:07:18 PM
post pics
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 25, 2009, 09:08:33 PM
Hey i get top high remarks for my writing in my dissertations, sorry if i suck ass at writing in English in The Bore.

I just don't care enough to give it the effort Fresh. But if you want i will improve my skillz. You just have to get Jinfash to want it too.

post pics

Naw
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 25, 2009, 09:10:24 PM
then get fucked with all this bullshit.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 25, 2009, 09:14:48 PM
I didn't ask you to comment on the looks of a 16 year old Fistfull. So get the fuck out if you have nothing to add.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 25, 2009, 09:17:26 PM
I think if you talk, the way you write, then, you know, that whole older man thing, might, wear, off.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 25, 2009, 09:17:53 PM
I talk nothing like i write. The whole "," isn't really true, at least lately.

I've used "," pretty much only in situations where it requires, or, makes sense. It's not my problem if you don't quite have an handle on phrasing structure.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Diunx on May 25, 2009, 09:18:02 PM
I would fuck an 16 year old even if its illegal in my country, their bodies are ready waiting 2 years to do something its just stupid.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 25, 2009, 09:19:47 PM
That's your problem. If you can't tell her 'no' to her face acting like a childish jerk will probably do the job.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 25, 2009, 09:22:59 PM
Well you already know what I'd do.

marry her younger sister?
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Crushed on May 25, 2009, 09:47:45 PM
check to make sure she's not an evil gypsy
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: demi on May 25, 2009, 09:53:00 PM
I would fuck an 16 year old even if its illegal in my country, their bodies are ready waiting 2 years to do something its just stupid.

(http://i33.tinypic.com/2m5dkhz.jpg)
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 25, 2009, 10:57:00 PM
Seriously wtf, any 16yr old that would want to get with one of our greasy asses probably is somewhat emotionally disturbed anyways which makes this some form of rape, just don't know which kind.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: CurseoftheGods on May 25, 2009, 10:59:54 PM
Old enough to pee, old enough for me.

ITT: Bore members expose themselves as PEDOPHILES

You should be worried.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Bebpo on May 25, 2009, 11:03:44 PM
yeah don't post this shit

Welcome back!
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Cyanista on May 25, 2009, 11:15:40 PM
I would fuck an 16 year old even if its illegal in my country, their bodies are ready waiting 2 years to do something its just stupid.

Reported to the goddamned local authorities, son.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 25, 2009, 11:43:30 PM
Tapin' a 16 year old is just wrong but my personal of thumb is to never date 2 years below me no matter what. I would cut it out before it turns into some Alicia Silverstone Babysitter shit.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Kestastrophe on May 25, 2009, 11:56:02 PM
My wife and first started dating when I was 18 and she was only 16  8). Do it Wrika, it might be destiny
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: chronovore on May 25, 2009, 11:57:35 PM
http://www.xkcd.com/314/

n.b. I think the equation fails if you're under 30 - it's supposed to be a Creepy Old Man Test, not a "Jesus Christ, You're a Young Man, Date Within Your Own Age Group" test. Revel in the wisdom of Washington from Hills Stree Blues, "Three words for you. Statue Tory Rape."
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Oblivion on May 25, 2009, 11:58:38 PM
Well, at least she's 4 years older than the average age of the perfect woman that most GAFfers dream of. And female.

Seriously wtf, any 16yr old that would want to get with one of our greasy asses probably is somewhat emotionally disturbed anyways which makes this some form of rape, just don't know which kind.

Also this.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: tiesto on May 26, 2009, 12:00:26 AM
Just keep her on the side for 2 years...
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 26, 2009, 12:03:10 AM
Well, at least she's 4 years older than the average age of the perfect woman that most GAFfers dream of. And female.



what kind of bizaro gaf do you visit?
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: border on May 26, 2009, 12:09:34 AM
It's crazy because these girls these days, you go out at night with them and it's just wow, that's a woman in my book.

If you talk with a 16-year-old for even five minutes it's pretty patently obvious that she's not a woman, she's a 16-year-old girl.

(Get ready for "But she's very mature for her age!")
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Oblivion on May 26, 2009, 12:11:08 AM
Well, at least she's 4 years older than the average age of the perfect woman that most GAFfers dream of. And female.



what kind of bizaro gaf do you visit?

The one whose members get their rocks off with RPGs that star underage children. Is there any other gaf?  ???
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 26, 2009, 12:17:00 AM
Is there any other gaf?  ???

OT?
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 26, 2009, 12:21:17 AM
Seriously wtf, any 16yr old that would want to get with one of our greasy asses probably is somewhat emotionally disturbed anyways which makes this some form of rape, just don't know which kind.
Have you seen WrikaWreck? Best looking member on EB.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Cyanista on May 26, 2009, 12:24:22 AM
Why even post this crap?  This isn't that other horrible forum.  SMH, SMH.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 26, 2009, 12:28:43 AM
Oh well atleast we know WW is too weak to resist the 'charms' of a 16 year old and Diux will probably end up jail soon.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Trent Dole on May 26, 2009, 12:37:26 AM
16 is sorta legal in my state, but I wouldn't fuck anyone in their teens. Yikes.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 26, 2009, 12:38:03 AM
err.....yeah. Tell her straight up you're just her friend, and if she continues to make sexual comments you better bail out asap. This is the type of thing that could ruin your reputation for a long ass time.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 26, 2009, 12:46:32 AM
<-----------

European morality, etc. etc.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 26, 2009, 12:47:33 AM
It's not illegal if you pull out.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Oblivion on May 26, 2009, 12:48:09 AM
This is the type of thing that could ruin your reputation for a long ass time.

Not to mention his ass too. :teehee
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 26, 2009, 12:48:54 AM
15 will get you 20, son.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 26, 2009, 12:53:05 AM
Don't see why people are questioning why he made the thread. This isn't a "should I hit this jailbait" thread, like something on GAF. He's asking a question about a situation many people have been in.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: brawndolicious on May 26, 2009, 12:58:45 AM
I don't know how to break it down to her without making her upset.
If she's that forward with you, why are you worried about hurting her feelings?  Either just stop talking to her or be blunt about how wrong the age difference is.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 26, 2009, 01:20:24 AM
In his mind WW has already commited statuatory rape
Title: It's hard for me to watch AI because there's a waterbug on the channel changer!
Post by: Mandark on May 26, 2009, 01:29:32 AM
Why even post this crap?  This isn't that other horrible forum.  SMH, SMH.

I assume it's backdoor bragging.

The answer to the OP, assuming he wants one is send clear signals that you are not interested.  Don't encourage, laugh at, or reciprocate flirting.  Don't be an ass but don't be overly friendly or attentive.  The end.  Simple.  Sheesh.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 26, 2009, 04:16:41 AM
Thanks PD.

Yeah i think it's always funny to have a younger (...) girl chasing you, but there's not much to think about. I was just trying to know some stories from EB members, but i'm just gonna try and break it down to her. I do think she's a really sweet girl so i don't want to put be too blunt with her, i'll probably try a little trick i've seen back in the day, something long the lines of telling her that she's a sweet girl and if she keeps being like that then when she's 18 i might just ask her out.

That way i can be nice to her, give her a compliment and i let her show some maturity by understanding what i mean. The problem in this situation isn't really whether i break it down to her or not, but how, without making her hate your guts. I might just start ignoring her flat out though, and that will work too.

Jin i'm 22 man.

To everyone upset, grow up, way worse shit than this gets posted here and generates pages of replies by your sorry asses.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: chronovore on May 26, 2009, 04:22:04 AM
I know it's immature, but the fact that you're a "Senior Member" seems particularly funny in this thread.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 26, 2009, 04:25:30 AM
I wouldn't even bring up the "wait till yer 18" thing, which is kinda pretentious considering by the time she's 18 she'll have forgotten about you - most likely. Plus she might continue trying to...do whatever she's doing, thinking you might change your mind.

Just tell her you enjoy being her friend but the sexual comments/actions are inappropriate. You don't want to sound like her dad or some shit, but if you truly feel she's like a little sister then use that authority.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: twerd on May 26, 2009, 04:32:48 AM
Get her to sign a waiver saying you don't know her age.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 26, 2009, 04:34:05 AM
I wouldn't even bring up the "wait till yer 18" thing, which is kinda pretentious considering by the time she's 18 she'll have forgotten about you - most likely. Plus she might continue trying to...do whatever she's doing, thinking you might change your mind.

Just tell her you enjoy being her friend but the sexual comments/actions are inappropriate. You don't want to sound like her dad or some shit, but if you truly feel she's like a little sister then use that authority.

Well the idea would really be for her to just forget about it. I don't think she would continue trying, but now that you mention it it might be a gamble.

Yeah next time something happens i'll just tell her that it's inappropriate. The problem with that will be if she asks "why", in which case i will flip out and be like "are you crazy or something?", but hopefully not.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Tieno on May 26, 2009, 05:59:00 AM
I have a 16 year old on my ass. It's getting kinda weird and uncomfortable, at first i was just treating her like a lil sister kind of thing, but she is acting up and the other day she dressed a bit too, you know, and what she's saying. Doesn't matter. She's good looking yes.

Anybody went through a similar thing, i just have to keep my head in the game, she's 16 so she has a body already know what i'm sayin, and she's hot, but no man. She's 16.

I don't know how to break it down to her without making her upset.

Ok this weird, maybe i shouldn't post this.


*click*
I know what you're saying.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: tehjaybo on May 26, 2009, 11:34:50 AM
My current girlfriend is 17.  I am 21.  It's not a terrible big deal.

If you want her to leave you alone, just tell her.  It's better to do that and her be upset than to have her chasing you when you have no interest in her.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 26, 2009, 11:44:20 AM
My current girlfriend is 17.  I am 21.  It's not a terrible big deal.


What do the 'rents think? Yours or hers.

Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: tehjaybo on May 26, 2009, 11:47:25 AM
My current girlfriend is 17.  I am 21.  It's not a terrible big deal.


What do the 'rents think? Yours or hers.



My mother originally called me a pedophile.  I was not pleased with this.  But this was before my mother met her, and has since gotten to know and like her, so it's okay now.

Her parents like me, as far as I can tell.  I've only met her father once and her mother once.  She isn't a fan of her family and originally didn't want me to meet them, but I kept asking, and finally got to.  They seem nice, but I've heard some stories.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 26, 2009, 01:06:04 PM
That's cool.

It seems kind of weird and arbitrary to me that as you get older, the age gaps between yourself and the person you're with become meaningless. But a four-year age difference to a seventeen year old will get you a prison sentence.

Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 26, 2009, 01:13:56 PM
My mother originally called me a pedophile. I was not pleased with this.

(http://i39.tinypic.com/21jsz2e.jpg)
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Ganhyun on May 26, 2009, 01:29:29 PM
My mother originally called me a pedophile. I was not pleased with this.

(http://i39.tinypic.com/21jsz2e.jpg)

 :lol :lol
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 26, 2009, 03:17:09 PM
Whats a 16 year old have to say thats smart/compelling?

+

Whats the fun of sleeping with someone if it's no challenge?

In short she is a waste of time, just dont interact with her, whats she doing hanging out close to you anyways?

She's in my acting class.
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 26, 2009, 04:29:56 PM
Acting class bitches usually have a penchant for the dramatic, Mr. Wrek. Is that something you can see yourself dealing with?
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: demi on May 26, 2009, 04:32:03 PM
SHE SOUNDS LIKE A CUNT
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Tauntaun on May 26, 2009, 04:46:16 PM
SHE SOUNDS LIKE A CUNT

Oh snap, cyanista gonna be all up in hurr with her sandy vag.   :drudge
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 26, 2009, 05:22:10 PM
Acting class bitches usually have a penchant for the dramatic, Mr. Wrek. Is that something you can see yourself dealing with?

 :wag
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 26, 2009, 05:38:11 PM
Are you tut-tutting me or are you saying you don't see yourself dealing with that shit?

I'm telling you man. Scratch any actor and you'll find a drama queen underneath. This is coming from the best Van Helsing to ever take the stage, btw   :-*
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Kestastrophe on May 26, 2009, 06:52:40 PM
:bow Hugh Jackman
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 26, 2009, 06:54:03 PM
Hugh Jackman is... is... IS... ARGH UNF UNF UNF :drool
Title: Re: Jail Bait
Post by: Diunx on May 26, 2009, 08:04:42 PM
I should join a drama class.