THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: demi on May 29, 2009, 04:49:33 PM

Title: E3 Love thread
Post by: demi on May 29, 2009, 04:49:33 PM
So many new trailers, release dates, boners in my pants  :D
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Crushed on May 29, 2009, 04:55:17 PM
nsfw image
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: demi on May 29, 2009, 04:56:10 PM
People post at work... have to remove that pic
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Brehvolution on May 29, 2009, 04:58:41 PM
:hyper

 :heartbeat

:demiboner
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Post by: MCD on May 29, 2009, 05:02:26 PM
square enix so far:

drakengard 3 + armored mission 5.

not sure if want.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 29, 2009, 05:03:08 PM
Front Mission = 3rd person shooter developed by the guys who are making the new GI Joe game = LULZOMGWTFLULZINFINITEIHATEYOUSQUEENIX
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: demi on May 29, 2009, 05:03:53 PM
FFIV Chapter 1 on Monday yeeee
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 29, 2009, 05:04:29 PM
Argh. I don't want to buy a Wii, but I want FFIV The After.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 29, 2009, 05:05:59 PM
Once again I will hope for a Frequency 3, and once again I will be dissapointed because Harmonix are souless.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Veidt on May 29, 2009, 05:06:58 PM
Wat? E3's started?!??!
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: demi on May 29, 2009, 05:07:32 PM
Seems so
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 29, 2009, 05:07:40 PM
Wat? E3's started?!??!

Nope, but everyone is blowing their load early it seems.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Veidt on May 29, 2009, 05:09:28 PM
Wat? E3's started?!??!

Nope, but everyone is blowing their load early it seems.

goddam. I feel like Desmond, I've been having instances of time travel.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: cool breeze on May 29, 2009, 05:48:03 PM
wasn't there a rumor of a Lost Planet 2 demo on XBL also?

next week is going to be awesome.  Uncharted 2 beta, Lost Planet 2 demo (potentially), Red Faction Guerilla and the shit ton of stuff shown at E3.

The main thing I want to see is the new PSP.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Oblivion on May 29, 2009, 05:48:35 PM
You goin to E3, demi?
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: demi on May 29, 2009, 05:57:04 PM
You goin to E3, demi?

Yeah I'm in my hotel right now. Want to come have sex?
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 29, 2009, 06:30:37 PM
Wat? E3's started?!??!

Nope, but everyone is blowing their load early it seems.

Which happens EVERY SINGLE YEAR.  It only serves to get the masses so riled up that when nothing new of note is revealed at the show proper everyone is all OMG DISAPPOINTMENT TOTAL WORST E3 EVAR
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Vizzys on May 29, 2009, 06:35:35 PM
lots of good stuff this year

mostly looking forward to some hl2 episode 3 info, anything will do

that new front mission screen looks interesting, despite not being an srpg which tons have already bitched at it could be good like armored core or something

MECHU
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: drew on May 29, 2009, 06:36:47 PM
mechuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 29, 2009, 06:40:40 PM
I'm 100% sure a new Gears of War title will be coming to PS3 exclusively.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 29, 2009, 06:42:53 PM
I want my Half-Life 2: Episode 3 dammit
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 29, 2009, 06:43:49 PM
Don't you just want Half Life 3 by now?
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: drew on May 29, 2009, 06:47:52 PM
no.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 29, 2009, 06:49:50 PM
I wasn't asking you.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:teehee
[close]
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: drew on May 29, 2009, 06:51:36 PM
i dont give a fuh lying fuck

how bout them beans mr man?
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Post by: ManaByte on May 29, 2009, 06:57:38 PM
Since I can't create posts, the only E3 game that matters: Doom Classic for iPhone/iPod Touch

http://www.idsoftware.com/iphone-doom-classic-progress/

Quote
The music is all stored as mp3, performed on a high quality synthesizer. For Wolf, we used ogg, because that's what was in the Redux codebase that I started with, but I don't have all that CPU performance margin anymore, so it was necessary to use the iPhone's audio decompression hardware through the AudioQueue services. The music is the largest part of the application, but everything else is still well over the 10 meg cellular app transfer limit, so I'm not tempted to try and squeeze it under like we did with Wolfenstein. Maybe being able to get an app over 3G really isn't very important to its success. The fact that people are downloading Myst on the iPhone is heartening -- I have ideas for leveraging our high end idTech-5 content creation pipeline for a future iPhone game, if people will go for a few hundred meg download.

idTech 5 on an iPhone game?  :bow Carmack :bow2

(http://www.idsoftware.com/iphone-doom-classic-progress/screenshots/shot1.png) (http://www.idsoftware.com/iphone-doom-classic-progress/screenshots/shot2.png) (http://www.idsoftware.com/iphone-doom-classic-progress/screenshots/mainmenu.png) (http://www.idsoftware.com/iphone-doom-classic-progress/screenshots/levelselect.png)

Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: drew on May 29, 2009, 07:00:06 PM
looks distinguished mentally-challenged

buy a blackberry
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 29, 2009, 07:01:20 PM
Yeah I'm in my hotel right now. Want to come have sex?


You're in LA and we have no plans to meet? Shit could've been epic.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on May 29, 2009, 07:46:27 PM
Front Mission: Gun Hazard was the best Front Mission game, people hatin' on this new Front Mission game can suck it.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on May 29, 2009, 08:03:32 PM
can't wait for the meltdowns
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 29, 2009, 08:12:18 PM
I want them to finish the trilogy for Half-Life 2, Methodis.  These three games together are basically Half-Life 3 anyway.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 29, 2009, 08:37:19 PM
I want them to finish the trilogy for Half-Life 2, Methodis.  These three games together are basically Half-Life 3 anyway.

Oh okay I was just wondering. I'm at like the last chapter of HL2 now (my first time ever) and it's pretty good. I got it back in 2004 and couldn't play it cause I got sick, but for some reason it doesn't make me sick or bored anymore so i'm playing it through :O
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Purple Filth on May 30, 2009, 12:57:39 AM
(http://www.gamekyo.com/Webmasters/Images/156720090530_050244_0_big.jpg)

Splinter Cell Conviction poster

Hobo Fisher is gone now?
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: cool breeze on May 30, 2009, 01:48:21 AM
um, Sly Cooper 4 is more or less confirmed.  It might be shown at E3.  Apparently the engine for infamous was considered C+ by Sucker Punch and Sly Cooper 3 is the real deal game for the PS3.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: duckman2000 on May 30, 2009, 02:47:45 AM
:bow Mini-Ninjas :bow2

The rest  :-\
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: demi on May 30, 2009, 02:49:14 AM
WTF do you see in mini ninjas? I saw the bear video and it was as shitty as any other child game i've played.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: duckman2000 on May 30, 2009, 02:50:53 AM
It looks fucking awesome, and it's made by IO. And it's not a fucking typical war game, so I guess the sociopaths directing this industry will shun it.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: duckman2000 on May 30, 2009, 02:54:29 AM
Though, that split/second racing game looks alright. So I guess this E3 is won by cartoony bears and passive car combat.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: demi on May 30, 2009, 02:55:25 AM
It looks fucking awesome, and it's made by IO. And it's not a fucking typical war game, so I guess the sociopaths directing this industry will shun it.


Kane and Lynch was made by IO too. Did you like that? Cause it's certainly better than this poopfest
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: duckman2000 on May 30, 2009, 02:56:11 AM
That's probably why they are making this much more awesome game. E3 won by IO before the event has even started, yikes at the other poor sods.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: demi on May 30, 2009, 03:09:05 AM
I got Haze mints at E3 and look how that turned out. Be careful... IO is on a slippery slope...
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: duckman2000 on May 30, 2009, 03:15:01 AM
Nah see, these guys actually got the game together before I even found out about it. They're safe.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: MCD on May 30, 2009, 03:25:24 AM
Front Mission = 3rd person shooter developed by the guys who are making the new GI Joe game = LULZOMGWTFLULZINFINITEIHATEYOUSQUEENIX

Have you played the GI Joe game? No? Okay then, don't start casting out judgment. Homecoming was one of the best Silent Hill games yet in terms of actual gameplay.

square enix so far:

drakengard 3


Well, that's a series I could have lived without seeing return. Didn't Ubisoft publish the second one?
yes.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 30, 2009, 09:16:00 AM
He looks like Sam Fisher now, super pumped.

 :hyper :omg :omg :omg :omg :omg :omg :omg :omg :omg
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 30, 2009, 02:00:29 PM
[youtube=560,345]aGejBtXAzYQ&feature=channel_page[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]AoxewgX9scQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Purple Filth on May 30, 2009, 02:03:09 PM
Holy shit at these leaks  :lol
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: duckman2000 on May 30, 2009, 02:19:35 PM
I hope that's how fast Altaïr will actually move.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: demi on May 30, 2009, 02:19:41 PM
Holy shit at these leaks  :lol

those cant even be considered leaks :|
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: demi on May 30, 2009, 06:35:19 PM
[youtube=560,345]if2j6Hqivvw[/youtube]

poop trailer. wtf is this
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Jabberwocky on May 30, 2009, 10:29:09 PM
Leaving tomorrow for Cali. This'll be my first time attending E3. :D The last 2 have been a bit underwhelming, I hope this one delivers.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: cool breeze on May 30, 2009, 10:36:16 PM
apparently there is a new Halo game called Reach or something
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: duckman2000 on May 30, 2009, 10:48:51 PM
They aren't shying away from the Halobox thing, are they? I like Halo so it doesn't bother me, but it's funny nonetheless. I suppose this is the game that Frankie is involved with, then? Thankfully the story for Reach is already written, so hopefully the game isn't clouded by another absurd yet oddly bloody serious story.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 30, 2009, 10:54:19 PM
Halo isn't going away.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 30, 2009, 11:11:29 PM
A Halo game based on Reach sounds sofucking awesome.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: duckman2000 on May 30, 2009, 11:17:22 PM
[Some number higher than MAG] multiplayer for sure
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on May 30, 2009, 11:49:28 PM
I have never been less interested in an E3 (or videogames as a whole) since....well, ever.  I honestly wasn't even aware E3 was taking place next week until last Thursday or whenever the hell it was when I saw this thread.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: demi on May 31, 2009, 12:08:06 AM
ur cool
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on May 31, 2009, 12:11:50 AM
totally.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Brehvolution on May 31, 2009, 12:14:40 AM
I have never been less interested in an E3 (or videogames as a whole) since....well, ever.  I honestly wasn't even aware E3 was taking place next week until last Thursday or whenever the hell it was when I saw this thread.

He's all grown up now.  :'(
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Bocsius on May 31, 2009, 12:18:48 AM
Well I haven't been this disinterested in E3 since the last E3.

I know, I'm cool, too.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Herr Mafflard on May 31, 2009, 07:16:55 AM
Sam fisher looking badass  :o

:bow

no more emo Jason Bourne thank god
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Herr Mafflard on May 31, 2009, 01:45:05 PM
borderlands E3 teaser trailer 
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3-09-borderlands/49924
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2cgk7ba.jpg)

not much gameplay here, but the co-op and loot aspects make it look interesting 




Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: ch1nchilla on May 31, 2009, 02:07:45 PM
borderlands E3 teaser trailer 
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3-09-borderlands/49924
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2cgk7ba.jpg)

not much gameplay here, but the co-op and loot aspects make it look interesting 

I was about to hate on the graphical style of the game until I watched the trailer. This game looks pretty kick ass, I'm excited.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Positive Touch on May 31, 2009, 03:10:17 PM
:bow vaginaface :bow2
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: cool breeze on May 31, 2009, 03:16:35 PM
Borderlands looks amazing

[youtube=560,345]X2vx9ulX8Js[/youtube]

leaked/early/whatever new Ratchet game trailer

Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: duckman2000 on May 31, 2009, 03:26:44 PM
Wow, that outline shit looks like it was applied with all the minute refinement of a rampaging jackhammer. Gearbox fucks up again.  :gloomy
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: ch1nchilla on May 31, 2009, 03:28:25 PM
Duckman can suck a fat one.

.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: duckman2000 on May 31, 2009, 03:29:20 PM
Jagged toon bloom, wow awesome
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Herr Mafflard on May 31, 2009, 03:34:01 PM
(http://images.gamersyde.com/gallery/public/10602/1349_0002.jpg)
(http://images.gamersyde.com/gallery/public/10602/1349_0001.jpg)
(http://images.gamersyde.com/gallery/public/10408/1349_0003.jpg)

you have to admit, the artstyle's pretty neat.

could be awesome
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: ch1nchilla on May 31, 2009, 03:35:24 PM
The whole thing's co-op, right?
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Herr Mafflard on May 31, 2009, 03:41:32 PM
The whole game is co-op. Gearbox state themselves that the game is meant to be played in co-op, though there is a single player option.

Quote
Borderlands is an interesting-looking cross between first-person shooter and role-player. You take on one of three roles (two of which we see during our demo), each with unique skills, abilities and backgrounds, and developer Gearbox Software is pushing the RPG angle heavily.

Gearbox demos the game in co-op and says it's meant to be played that way, and in order to promote and encourage that you will be able to take your character - whatever his current level, equipment and abilities - into another player's game, however much progress he or she has made. Any progress you make there and any items you collect can then be transported back to your single-player game, or indeed taken to another friend's co-op game.

But hang on, you might say, if you're just replaying old bits with a friend, won't you already have all the stuff the two of you discover? And won't you feel a bit bad nicking his loot? Not a bit of it, says Gearbox, for a number of reasons. The big one is that in-game weapons are procedurally generated, which means that Gearbox has laid down a range of parameters (loading mechanism, stock, barrel, etc.) and the game itself creates the guns. The system can produce over 650,000 variations.


like I said, could be awesome
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: brawndolicious on May 31, 2009, 05:05:50 PM
When we were children...
Our parent's told us...
There was no such thing as shitty wii games..
They lied
[youtube=560,345]AJ9G0qSrYsE[/youtube]
It's basically Left 4 Dead.  With more interesting enemies but probably more scripted scenarios.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 31, 2009, 05:52:37 PM
How are those more interesting enemies? All I saw were a bunch of winged harpie type things that run at you.

LAME.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 31, 2009, 05:54:13 PM
SUNNY DAY REAL ESTATE IN GUITAR HERO 5 OMG OMG OMG OMGFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 31, 2009, 08:53:53 PM
The master of tools just said

"Xbox just moved up its briefing start to 10:25 am tomorrow due to a very special last-minute surprise."
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Post by: pilonv1 on May 31, 2009, 09:03:37 PM
:o link
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 31, 2009, 09:07:40 PM
:o link

http://twitter.com/geoffkeighley
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Kestastrophe on May 31, 2009, 09:10:55 PM
Big fucking deal. His big surprise game at GDC was Ratchet  :-\

game journos :piss2
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: duckman2000 on May 31, 2009, 09:39:17 PM
Have these conferences always overlapped like this?
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 31, 2009, 09:48:28 PM
Probably some PAc Man XBLA type shit.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: pilonv1 on May 31, 2009, 09:52:04 PM
Have these conferences always overlapped like this?

what's overlapping now?

musical in nature = some shitty band performing
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 31, 2009, 09:54:47 PM
How are those more interesting enemies? All I saw were a bunch of winged harpie type things that run at you.

LAME.

there are vampires, werewolves, zombies, and other monsters

i gotta give it to them, they're one of the few companies out there even trying to make interesting wii games
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Purple Filth on June 01, 2009, 01:21:48 AM
(http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2009/150/e3_2009_day0003781_screen.jpg)
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: dammitmattt on June 01, 2009, 01:38:24 AM
I'm so glad I'm working at home this month so I can watch all of the press conferences.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 01, 2009, 02:35:33 AM
So this is the official thread? Or will we do one for each conference like last time

2008's Nintendo thread was epic  :lol
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: demi on June 01, 2009, 02:37:58 AM
one thread for each conference

i guess this is a general thread. i just made it cause i felt like it
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: brawndolicious on June 01, 2009, 05:29:47 AM
How are those more interesting enemies? All I saw were a bunch of winged harpie type things that run at you.
LAME.
there are vampires, werewolves, zombies, and other monsters
i gotta give it to them, they're one of the few companies out there even trying to make interesting wii games
Basically yeah.  The setting is somewhat interesting and it looks like there's more actual enemy types than in L4D.  But what matters is the AI and level design so we still have to see that.  It's also important how they got around the friend codes and voice chat problems by letting you highlight the codes of anyone you played against.  Their other fighting game Gladiator AD also looks pretty nice.

[youtube=560,345]eglbYJLmruI[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eglbYJLmruI

After the Dead Rising port, I hope High Voltage's games do well.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Jansen on June 01, 2009, 07:02:27 AM
When we were children...

Our parent's told us...

There was no such thing as shitty wii games..

They lied

[youtube=560,345]AJ9G0qSrYsE[/youtube]




this won't have shit on l4d unless it has a similar versus mode (humans vs monsters)

and damn borderlands new visuals are a 1000 times better looking then before
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: pilonv1 on June 01, 2009, 10:31:26 AM
Quote
Those interviewing Polyphony Digital legend Kazanori Yamauchi at E3 tomorrow have been told not to ask questions about Gran Turismo 5, VG247 has learned.

psp killing ps3 :lol
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2009, 11:00:38 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=16094876

Screens of Army of Two PSP.  It looks like it's the same style as Killzone Liberation, which is awesome.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: chronovore on June 02, 2009, 07:57:29 AM
Quote
For those of you asking, my sources say the opening is musical in nature.

:drudge BEATLES REUNION!  :drudge

Wow. You called that. But did they do anything, or just show up?

Man, HMX must have bank off these things. The Who played a concert for them, and now the two remaining Beatles show up.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 02, 2009, 08:03:07 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=16094876

Screens of Army of Two PSP.  It looks like it's the same style as Killzone Liberation, which is awesome.
looks cool. smart of them to ape one of the best games on the system
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Powerslave on June 02, 2009, 08:10:03 AM
E3 is a fucking mess.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on June 03, 2009, 12:18:34 AM
Just got home from E3. :)

The Bayonetta booth babe was fucking hot.
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Bildi on June 03, 2009, 12:23:08 AM
Sweet.  Did you happen to take pics?
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on June 03, 2009, 12:53:25 AM
(http://i40.tinypic.com/sbtzps.jpg)

:drool

Okay, not THAT hot but you know, she was wearing a Bayonetta costume.

Bayonetta :drool
Title: Re: E3 Love thread
Post by: Bildi on June 03, 2009, 02:02:19 AM
She's actually a pretty good lookalike.