i got so shitfaced at a friend's wedding reception last night that i actually got thrown out. i was laying on a table listening to the manager of the place telling my friends to get me out of there when i jumped up and said "LOOK AT ME! I'M NOT EVEN DRUNK ANYMORE!" unfortunately i knocked a glass over and it smashed right next to her open-toed shoes :-\
i think i'm good on alcohol for a while
If you like, I will drink some Woodford Reserve
i am chilling reading The Dogs of Riga by Henning Mankell while listening to experimental drone music.
last LP was PC Worship's NYC Stone Age. http://www.myspace.com/pcworshipp
You can download an official vinyl rip from here: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=L1IQ4V4M It's some good drone / low fi stuff.
I'm now listening to Liturgy's Immortal Life, which bills itself as pure transcendental black metal, but it really just strikes me as drone noise. http://www.myspace.com/liturgynybm
Next is the project these two have in common, Teeth Mountain, http://www.myspace.com/teethmountain
If you like, I will drink some Woodford Reserve
muckhole - what's your head shaving method? if its diy, what do you do w/ the hair afterwards
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Jesus Meth, that still going on?! I will do my best to be here drinking next sunday with you.muckhole - what's your head shaving method? if its diy, what do you do w/ the hair afterwards
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Gillette Fusion. If I let it go for a few days I buzz it first with cheap electric clippers otherwise I have to hack at it like a lumberjack. No-name brand shave cream, but this stuff is integral to the whole operation.
Oh, and always after showering, never before. Hellps soften the hair up.
okay so if you let yourselff go for a few days and use clippers, what do you do w/ all the hair?
drinking?
On Sunday night?
Why, don't mind if I do! :-\
drinking?
On Sunday night?
Why, don't mind if I do! :-\
Poor Boogie. You know any Mounties recently stationed in Kelowna? My gf inquires.
'fraid not. My troopmates were all posted to the lower mainland of BC, Chiliwack (sp?) and one just south of Prince George. I've been out of training far too long to keep track of where new recruits are going at this point, though.
I think your girlfriend is lying muckhole. That is probably her hair.
Hers.
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let me enjoy the moment
:rock
So nobody else? Where's Malek?
:rock
We need another pic of you too, but smiling this time.
The gf has the hiccups. Solutiions? (Without the obvious dick-down-the-throat comments please)
Works for me when I don't have a dick around.
Works for me when I don't have a dick around.
Cheers
The key here is going to be not drinking so much that I have a hangover. My job is physically intensive so if I'm super hungover I'll just be throwing up everywhere and my super country co-workers will laugh at me and tell me to "get my ass in gear, because this shit is assholes and elbows." What does assholes and elbows even mean?
The gf has the hiccups. Solutiions? (Without the obvious dick-down-the-throat comments please)
The key here is going to be not drinking so much that I have a hangover. My job is physically intensive so if I'm super hungover I'll just be throwing up everywhere and my super country co-workers will laugh at me and tell me to "get my ass in gear, because this shit is assholes and elbows." What does assholes and elbows even mean?
Do you make hot dogs, by chance?
The key here is going to be not drinking so much that I have a hangover. My job is physically intensive so if I'm super hungover I'll just be throwing up everywhere and my super country co-workers will laugh at me and tell me to "get my ass in gear, because this shit is assholes and elbows." What does assholes and elbows even mean?
Do you make hot dogs, by chance?
No...? I'm done with school for the summer so I'm working construction.
The key here is going to be not drinking so much that I have a hangover. My job is physically intensive so if I'm super hungover I'll just be throwing up everywhere and my super country co-workers will laugh at me and tell me to "get my ass in gear, because this shit is assholes and elbows." What does assholes and elbows even mean?
Do you make hot dogs, by chance?
No...? I'm done with school for the summer so I'm working construction.
Old joke. Hot dogs are made of assholes and lips, elbows etc.
Or a dragon.
Although I missed this thread, i was drinking last night too, Muckhole and Chin. *belated cheers*spoiler (click to show/hide)But I drink every night, so....[close]
Negative attitudes are cooler.
I HATE EVERYTHING
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Haw...
The sound of a man throwing "it" in your face.
:lolHaw...
The sound of a man throwing "it" in your face.
I'm going to guess this is your favourite position, not hers. :)
:lolHaw...
The sound of a man throwing "it" in your face.
I'm going to guess this is your favourite position, not hers. :)
Nope that was her.
:lol I love this woman. Give her an account. I could entertain myself all day.
She's in the bathroom after a hot chat with me. I've still got it 8)
I'm ok with that too. Just let me keep asking questions please.
PLEASE
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Somebody here must be imbibing. ch1nchilla? Cyanista? Arby's?
Anybody? If not, at least a valid excuse is accepted.
This is the lady: what would you like to ask young man?
This is the lady: what would you like to ask young man?
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Somebody here must be imbibing. ch1nchilla? Cyanista? Arby's?
Anybody? If not, at least a valid excuse is accepted.
I'm having a steak dinner with (I'm told) some pretty great Mexican Amaretto. Not even sure if I spelled that right, not really a wine person.
This is the lady: what would you like to ask young man?
Does she have a penis.....argh, SEE!?!?! SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! :mafspoiler (click to show/hide)and how long. :shh[close]
Fisting. You guys into it? If so, how do you deal with muckhole's undoubtedly huge hands?spoiler (click to show/hide)That was quite embarrassing. :-[
I hope you guys are tanked.[close]
Nope. Dick free since'93.
I'm about to get in trouble for that. Yup.
And not yet. Or no. Whatever doesn't have me sleeping on the couch.
Is it true it only hurts the first time?Her again: Didn't hurt the first time with a guy, a pencil dick. (Not muckhole)
It seems our thread got them so hot and bothered they've taken break to go and make babies.
Is it true it only hurts the first time?Her again: Didn't hurt the first time with a guy, a pencil dick. (Not muckhole)
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Anybody? If not, at least a valid excuse is accepted.
I think you were too up front, Bildi. You fucking blew it. Go sit in a corner.
I think you were too up front, Bildi. You fucking blew it. Go sit in a corner.
Fuck. :gloomy
And I still had one question left. Have to save it until next time.
I am about to mix booze and benzos. Will report the results.
Music suggestions are welcomed as always.
And what would that be?Australian Sparkling
A lot of people now have cellars full of wines that will soon be un-saleable due to quality issues that that won't want to drink.
Beer- where higher prices often indicate higher quality :smug
DOUBLE EDIT: Thanks drew, more songs please, folks.