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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: mojovonio on June 01, 2009, 08:43:11 PM

Title: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: mojovonio on June 01, 2009, 08:43:11 PM
<3 Joel Mchale

Anyone know of any live streams?
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: duckman2000 on June 01, 2009, 08:44:05 PM
Hope we get to see a real Ghost Recon game
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: duckman2000 on June 01, 2009, 08:49:00 PM
I really hope they show I Am Alive.

I asked about this on NeoGAF but I don't think it was ever answered... wasn't I Am Alive canceled?

edit: never mind, I guess it was just moved to, uh, Ubi Shanghai
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 01, 2009, 08:50:12 PM
red steel 2 :hyper
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2009, 08:52:06 PM
I don't think I Am Alive was canned.

Ubisoft conference should kick ass.  They have so many awesome games lined up.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: demi on June 01, 2009, 08:58:48 PM
I Am Alive isn't canned
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Post by: Vizzys on June 01, 2009, 08:59:25 PM
its about to start, they just said to turn off phones and shit
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 01, 2009, 09:01:26 PM
why are people cheering petz
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: demi on June 01, 2009, 09:01:49 PM
Yuck, GS is laggy. Sound works though
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 01, 2009, 09:02:14 PM
joel mchale is awesome
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2009, 09:04:50 PM
JAMES CAMERON

omg

hurry up
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Snuflupagulus on June 01, 2009, 09:05:26 PM
make-up makes him look like he belongs as an elf in the Rudolph special.

But holy god, at least he doesn't exude a deer-in-the-headlights vibe.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 01, 2009, 09:06:31 PM
Wtf @ this nerds voice
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2009, 09:07:07 PM
http://media.wii.ign.com/media/867/867131/vids_1.html

IGN alread has Red Steel 2 videos up
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: pilonv1 on June 01, 2009, 09:07:50 PM
<3 joel, i saw him live a month ago
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Brehvolution on June 01, 2009, 09:08:15 PM
lolyuro accent
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 01, 2009, 09:08:50 PM
red steel 2 looks fucking awesome
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Snuflupagulus on June 01, 2009, 09:09:03 PM
lol.  this guy sounds like one of the munchkins from oz.  lollipop kids.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2009, 09:12:11 PM
Red Steel 2 looks awesome
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 01, 2009, 09:12:27 PM
This is why G4 is necessary. They show all of this stuff live on TV.

:rock
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 01, 2009, 09:14:27 PM
Beyond Good and Evil 2 PLEASE!!!!!
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: castle007 on June 01, 2009, 09:14:46 PM
AAAAHHHH!! Why is the konami conference on Wednesday?? I want castlevania!!!
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 01, 2009, 09:16:50 PM
so much talking, jesus

who gives a fuck about avatar
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 01, 2009, 09:17:23 PM
I stopped playing Infamous for this?!?
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Robo on June 01, 2009, 09:18:43 PM
stop talking and show us the new Imagine games already
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Brehvolution on June 01, 2009, 09:19:37 PM
de-vil-0p-er
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: demi on June 01, 2009, 09:22:31 PM
rofl. i'm gonna go back final fantasy 4 now
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 01, 2009, 09:22:57 PM
I'm gonna go back to Infamous, let me know if Joel is funny and I'll watch those bits on the DVR later.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Snuflupagulus on June 01, 2009, 09:23:44 PM
Cliff's Notes: Avatar.

Encyclopaedia Avatar.  wtf
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2009, 09:24:23 PM
it's James Cameron and the first real look at Avatar, even before the movie is shown.

sit down and wait
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 01, 2009, 09:25:47 PM
It's James Cameron wanking pretentiously about his weird ass CGI movie.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Brehvolution on June 01, 2009, 09:26:35 PM
jesus H, JC. STFU and get on with it ffs. zzzz
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 01, 2009, 09:26:44 PM
wow he's still talking
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 01, 2009, 09:27:14 PM
while this loser is talking, take a look at some real games and shit

http://wii.ign.com/dor/objects/867131/red-steel-project-untitled-sequel/videos/rsteel2devwalk.html (http://wii.ign.com/dor/objects/867131/red-steel-project-untitled-sequel/videos/rsteel2devwalk.html)

Red Steel 2 walkthrough
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2009, 09:27:19 PM
ok, i'ts been half an hour and no game has been shown

this is getting boring now.  
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2009, 09:28:10 PM
this is the complete opposite of what EA did

SHOW THE GAME

he's not winding down

wtf just stop moving mouth
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 01, 2009, 09:29:15 PM
Thanks swaggaz, I could've been playing Infamous. But instead, I listened to to you.

Seriously, let me know when he shuts up and I'll switch back over from Infamous.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Snuflupagulus on June 01, 2009, 09:30:09 PM
i'm on shrooms!!!   :spin
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Brehvolution on June 01, 2009, 09:30:12 PM
I'm totally lost.  :lol

 :duh :duh :duh :duh :duh :duh :duh
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: demi on June 01, 2009, 09:30:36 PM
YES A DEMO PLAY IT
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2009, 09:30:45 PM
I'm so very sorry

I thought he was winding down to reveal the game.  I want to see this game.  Just show the game.

he's still not slowing down.  he's repeating himself now.

hahahah this is the fourth time he said this
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Brehvolution on June 01, 2009, 09:32:00 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2009, 09:33:12 PM
yes, James, we want you to explain the demo INSTEAD OF SHOWING IT

for fuck sake finally

no

wait

show the game

WHAT THE FUCK

are you fucking kidding me?

assholes
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Brehvolution on June 01, 2009, 09:33:22 PM
Dude's on meth, I swear. No one talks this fast for this long.

edit: finally  :lol
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Vizzys on June 01, 2009, 09:33:47 PM
james cameron has made enough awesome to deserve one long winded speech
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Robo on June 01, 2009, 09:34:51 PM
All that and no footage?  What?
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: demi on June 01, 2009, 09:34:55 PM
At least there will be footage... he said theres a demo...
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2009, 09:34:59 PM
Red Steel 2 salvation, finally.  
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 01, 2009, 09:35:03 PM
So he rambled and they didn't show a thing?
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Brehvolution on June 01, 2009, 09:35:13 PM
wtf...... so no avatar action at all?!?

I want my 15 minutes back JC!!! :maf
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 01, 2009, 09:35:38 PM
walktrhough is already on ign and its glorious
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 01, 2009, 09:36:52 PM
RS2 -- That doesn't look like gameplay.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Brehvolution on June 01, 2009, 09:37:12 PM
lol
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 01, 2009, 09:42:17 PM
He stabbed the guy in the chest... there was no blood... and then it blinked away into nothingness.

Oh yeah, the guy talking is really weird.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 01, 2009, 09:43:16 PM
He stabbed the guy in the chest... there was no blood... and then it blinked away into nothingness.

Oh yeah, the guy talking is really weird.

they wanted to keep it rated T :-/
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: demi on June 01, 2009, 09:45:22 PM
http://www.gametrailers.com/e3/video-press-conference/ubisoft?hd=1


better stream

and RS2 is ugly and shit
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 01, 2009, 09:45:36 PM
It's a wild west setting, and all the language on the buildings is in Japanese.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: pilonv1 on June 01, 2009, 09:46:47 PM
so red steel might look better.

its still red steel
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 01, 2009, 09:46:57 PM
:bow TV :bow2
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Crushed on June 01, 2009, 09:47:15 PM
looks incredible

haters annihilated
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2009, 09:49:36 PM
Pele :bow2
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 01, 2009, 09:49:43 PM
Pele still looks great.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 01, 2009, 09:49:59 PM
What a failue
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 01, 2009, 09:50:55 PM
Poor Joel...
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 01, 2009, 09:51:29 PM
hey dumb bitch you're supposed to translate
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 01, 2009, 09:51:41 PM
It's the James Cameron Effect. You're not allowed to show games, you just ramble on about shit for hours.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2009, 09:51:44 PM
price is right fail noise
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 01, 2009, 09:52:17 PM
I hope Joel gets to make fun of this on The Soup Friday night.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 01, 2009, 09:52:22 PM
looks incredible

haters annihilated

yup
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Barry Egan on June 01, 2009, 09:53:39 PM
THIS IS BORING
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 01, 2009, 09:53:53 PM
Im going to play Infamous. Fuck this boring shit.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: demi on June 01, 2009, 09:55:00 PM
ubisoft's conferences are as wellbuilt as their games... lmao
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Snuflupagulus on June 01, 2009, 09:56:22 PM
harry potter soccer
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2009, 09:57:07 PM
soccer meets harry potter

yeah
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: demi on June 01, 2009, 09:57:39 PM
harry potter soccer? lmao
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Diunx on June 01, 2009, 09:58:02 PM
lol
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 01, 2009, 09:59:12 PM
She tried to translate while he was talking and failed  :lol
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Barry Egan on June 01, 2009, 09:59:28 PM
THANKS PELE. JESUS.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Crushed on June 01, 2009, 10:01:03 PM
Has M+ been tested by the media? The game looks gud but I'm still concerned about the responsiveness controls if what we saw just now is of any indication.

Like, last year's E3. Worked fine with the Wii Sports Resort sword fighting games.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 01, 2009, 10:01:54 PM
Has M+ been tested by the media? The game looks gud but I'm still concerned about the responsiveness controls if what we saw just now is of any indication.

Last year a bit with Resort, but it's been tested more recently with the updated tech of M+ in Grand Slam Tennis, and it gets nothing but glowing praise.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 01, 2009, 10:03:28 PM
I didn't believe in WII M + until they showed GST and the tennis guy was really enjoying himself.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 01, 2009, 10:04:53 PM
Like, last year's E3. Worked fine with the Wii Sports Resort sword fighting games.

I thought so, it's just that what I saw today wasn't very promising. It's hard impossible to judge though from the feeds.

Try watching the IGN walkthrough of it, it's a bit more enlightening.  Also, I mean, they kinda have to develop a lag for these things, because apparently M+ is a little too precise.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 01, 2009, 10:06:54 PM
HOly shit SC looks awesome and I hate SC.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: drew on June 01, 2009, 10:07:41 PM
INFILTRATE THE MANSION

SO AWESOME
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: demi on June 01, 2009, 10:12:13 PM
god i want splinter cell so bad
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 01, 2009, 10:12:46 PM
why the fuck is it exclusive  :yuck
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: pilonv1 on June 01, 2009, 10:13:34 PM
lol they showed the pele soccer shit?

:bow SPLINTER CELL CONVICTION :bow2
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 01, 2009, 10:15:53 PM
Can't wait to play this in 200never
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: demi on June 01, 2009, 10:19:27 PM
Joel is really flopping this. He should probably stick to youtube video commentary
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Snuflupagulus on June 01, 2009, 10:19:40 PM
"You, uh, want the undercoating with that?  I'll throw in the, uh, fuzzy dice if yous buys it now."

wtf.  Are they getting paid by the word?
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: pilonv1 on June 01, 2009, 10:21:45 PM
sounds like he doesnt have much material

if only there was a tyra game
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Barry Egan on June 01, 2009, 10:25:02 PM
I'm glad the tween market is flourishing so that this guy can nourish his alcoholism
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 01, 2009, 10:25:43 PM
i didn't even bother watching this one
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2009, 10:26:34 PM
this is fucking awful

bring back the cool guy with the beard and cane
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Oblivion on June 01, 2009, 10:26:50 PM
Where da Assassin's Creed 2 at?
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2009, 10:30:26 PM
I think Cohen just fed Joel a joke
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Crushed on June 01, 2009, 10:42:22 PM
Do the Raven Rabbids games still attach "Rayman" to their titles or did they break off?

This new game breaks off.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Vizzys on June 01, 2009, 10:46:44 PM
co a bunga
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Bildi on June 01, 2009, 10:49:13 PM
So no AC2 yet?

They must be saving it until the end because they know they have GOTY2009 on their hands. :smug

But after all the shit they've shown nobody will be there to see it.

BG&E2 would be nice also.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2009, 10:49:30 PM
I zoned out for a while there until I heard Assassin's Creed
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Bildi on June 01, 2009, 10:53:59 PM
About frickin' time.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: demi on June 01, 2009, 10:54:48 PM
gunwrists, sweet
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2009, 10:55:46 PM
knife gun is awesome

and is it over?
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Bildi on June 01, 2009, 10:58:29 PM
Boy am I glad I didn't sit through their whole conference for that tiny pre-rendered snippet.

BORING.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 01, 2009, 11:01:15 PM
I'm fast forwarding through the conference right now.

Would it kill them to make a new Rayman game?
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: duckman2000 on June 01, 2009, 11:01:52 PM
No BG&E 2, son of a bitch
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: CHOW CHOW on June 01, 2009, 11:28:30 PM
That was the most horrible 1+ hour of my life.

You know what's crazy? Nfags actually have Rabbids Go Home and TMNT Smash in their list of amazing third-party Wii games this year.
 
I mean, really?  Do these people have stock in Nintendo?  It's unbelievable.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Purple Filth on June 01, 2009, 11:43:42 PM
No BG&E 2, son of a bitch

this was known for a while though.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: duckman2000 on June 02, 2009, 12:03:36 AM
No BG&E 2, son of a bitch

this was known for a while though.

Alright, but what about no fucking Ghost Recon?
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: Bildi on June 02, 2009, 12:11:33 AM
I think Ruse is indeed a RTS based on the first announcement trailer I saw.  Haven't seen anything from E3 though.

I just watched some of the IGN walkthrough for Red Steel 2.  I had zero interest in the first and never played it but the sequel looks a lot better.  The movement of the gun in front of you looks less distinguished mentally-challenged for a start and it seems you can turn properly.  Sword stuff looked interesting too.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: treythemovie on June 02, 2009, 12:12:10 AM
That was the most horrible 1+ hour of my life.

You know what's crazy? Nfags actually have Rabbids Go Home and TMNT Smash in their list of amazing third-party Wii games this year.
 
I mean, really?  Do these people have stock in Nintendo?  It's unbelievable.

Of all the games you could attack people for listing, you choose Rabbids and TMNT? Two of the few Wii games that have an ounce of effort? Com'n.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: CHOW CHOW on June 02, 2009, 12:34:50 AM
That was the most horrible 1+ hour of my life.

You know what's crazy? Nfags actually have Rabbids Go Home and TMNT Smash in their list of amazing third-party Wii games this year.
 
I mean, really?  Do these people have stock in Nintendo?  It's unbelievable.

Of all the games you could attack people for listing, you choose Rabbids and TMNT? Two of the few Wii games that have an ounce of effort? Com'n.

That TMNT game looked absolutely terrible, bro.  I don't know what to tell you.  If a game like that dropped on 360 or PS3, it wouldn't even warrant a thread (on any forum).  Don't let that stop Nintendo fans from hyping it up for 50 pages and garnering 100,000 views in the process.
Title: Re: Ubisoft Conference.
Post by: chronovore on June 02, 2009, 10:34:39 PM
No BG&E 2, son of a bitch

this was known for a while though.

It was known that it would not show at E3? I mean, even with that supposed gameplay/target-render video that leaked?