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Title: E3 for Nintendo summed up in one picture
Post by: pilonv1 on June 03, 2009, 09:03:46 PM
(http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/7226/dhjjujj.jpg)
Title: Re: E3 for Nintendo summed up in one picture
Post by: Hollywood on June 03, 2009, 09:09:00 PM
It looks like he's scanning the dog.

Oh wait ...

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Title: Re: E3 for Nintendo summed up in one picture
Post by: Jansen on June 03, 2009, 09:10:12 PM
come on man they showed one good game give them a break ::)

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Title: Re: E3 for Nintendo summed up in one picture
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 03, 2009, 09:39:50 PM
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Post by: Eric P on June 03, 2009, 09:44:39 PM
that poor dog
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 03, 2009, 09:44:51 PM
Eh,
Drink Coke Play Again, pilonv.
Title: Re: E3 for Nintendo summed up in one picture
Post by: pilonv1 on June 03, 2009, 10:18:07 PM
i just wanted to post the photo :(
Title: Re: E3 for Nintendo summed up in one picture
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 03, 2009, 11:13:58 PM
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/20090603.jpg)
Title: Re: E3 for Nintendo summed up in one picture
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 03, 2009, 11:58:25 PM
Quote from: pilonv1 on June 03, 2009, 10:18:07 PM
i just wanted to post the photo :(

Jarosh can't be competed against for showcasing E3 embarassment, sorry.
Title: Re: E3 for Nintendo summed up in one picture
Post by: Bildi on June 04, 2009, 12:02:12 AM
I didn't see the conference so I don't get it. :(

Is he weighing his dog using WiiFit?  I've actually did that a few times when my dog was ill and losing weight. :-[
Title: Re: E3 for Nintendo summed up in one picture
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 04, 2009, 12:05:36 AM
So presumably the vitality sensor senses whether you're alive or dead?  How do you control a game that way, though?  It seems like an inherently restrictive interface.  I guess it could potentially rely on you kidnapping a bunch of people and killing them, and nuances of timing and rhythm would allow room for gameplay depth.  I'd think that would limit the market though but maybe I'm out of touch.
Title: Re: E3 for Nintendo summed up in one picture
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 04, 2009, 12:11:00 AM
 
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on June 04, 2009, 12:05:36 AM
So presumably the vitality sensor senses whether you're alive or dead?  How do you control a game that way, though?  It seems like an inherently restrictive interface.

That's what I don't get.  How do you go about showcasing what seems useless with no software demonstration.  Do they think third parties somewhere are brainstorming ways to incorporate pulse into the Wii games they aren't making anyway ???
Title: Re: E3 for Nintendo summed up in one picture
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 04, 2009, 12:12:47 AM
Quote from: Kosma on June 04, 2009, 12:06:33 AM
Whats GAF reaction to Nintendo E3, I didnt have time to check.

Seems to fall along the typical factions.  You have people who think two mario games and badass samus is a good showing.  You have those who still think "Wii has no games"
Title: Re: E3 for Nintendo summed up in one picture
Post by: pilonv1 on June 04, 2009, 12:54:47 AM
Quote from: Bildi on June 04, 2009, 12:02:12 AM
I didn't see the conference so I don't get it. :(

Is he weighing his dog using WiiFit?  I've actually did that a few times when my dog was ill and losing weight. :-[

Apparently

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Title: Re: E3 for Nintendo summed up in one picture
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 04, 2009, 01:47:45 AM
The vitality sensor will probably be worked into some Wii Zen app. I've heard of a PC game that checks your heart rate and teaches you various meditative techniques to lower your heart rate.
Title: Re: E3 for Nintendo summed up in one picture
Post by: Hollywood on June 04, 2009, 01:53:33 AM
They could use it in games, where your heart rate goes up, the action in the game gets more intense. It's really no more idiotic than Microsoft's camera.
Title: Re: E3 for Nintendo summed up in one picture
Post by: T-Short on June 04, 2009, 04:18:12 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 04, 2009, 01:47:45 AM
The vitality sensor will probably be worked into some Wii Zen app. I've heard of a PC game that checks your heart rate and teaches you various meditative techniques to lower your heart rate.

I've heard of an N64 game (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris_64) that checked your heart rate and adjusted the game speed accordingly, using a pulse sensor.
Title: Re: E3 for Nintendo summed up in one picture
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 04, 2009, 12:10:04 PM
Quote from: Hollywood on June 04, 2009, 01:53:33 AM
They could use it in games, where your heart rate goes up, the action in the game gets more intense. It's really no more idiotic than Microsoft's camera.

you are really, really reaching here
Title: Re: E3 for Nintendo summed up in one picture
Post by: Akala on June 04, 2009, 12:32:55 PM
Rez? If it's up in there you're doing it wrong. Or was there some more sinister game? :wtf
Title: Re: E3 for Nintendo summed up in one picture
Post by: archie4208 on June 04, 2009, 12:38:10 PM
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Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 04, 2009, 12:08:12 PM
That's nothing, Jinfash.  I've heard of a PS2 game that comes with an attachment to shove up your girlfriend's hoohaa in order to pleasure her while you play.

:rofl more info please!

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