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Title: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Billy Rygar on June 08, 2009, 01:00:19 AM: boooooooooooooooooooooooooooring

why is he driving a ford?
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Crushed on June 08, 2009, 01:01:49 AM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 08, 2009, 01:00:19 AM
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooring

why is he driving a ford?

THE FINEST CAR YOU HAVE *ford commercial plays*

next he loads up the advanced blu-ray cctv video
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2009, 01:02:45 AM: turn it off. watch Bourne instead
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Bocsius on June 08, 2009, 01:05:57 AM: And why did the USA network feel the need to ruin a perfectly good weekend by showing this movie four days in a row?

I needed my cure for the end-of-weekend-itis. :(
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 08, 2009, 01:06:58 AM: I'd rather watch Goldeneye.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Bocsius on June 08, 2009, 01:09:58 AM: Side note: Remember when Casino Royale was the next PS3 killer app? Good times.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Mandark on June 08, 2009, 01:12:48 AM: I was really expecting this to be about the Sellers/Niven/Allen version. Don't ask me why.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Crushed on June 08, 2009, 01:16:05 AM: wait until the ending with the scrotum
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 08, 2009, 01:16:23 AM: Quote from: Bocsius on June 08, 2009, 01:09:58 AM
Side note: Remember when Casino Royale was the next PS3 killer app? Good times.

loooooooooooooooooooooool
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: CurseoftheGods on June 08, 2009, 01:40:43 AM: We wear the same watch. :-[

(http://www.blavish.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/Omega%20James%20Bond%20Watch.jpg)

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Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Eric P on June 08, 2009, 01:45:04 AM: the only thing that was separating that guy from Daniel Craig was the watch. i had to double check to make certain it wasn't he in glasses.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: muckhole on June 08, 2009, 01:55:47 AM: This was the first Bond movie I ever fell asleep during.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: ch1nchilla on June 08, 2009, 01:56:24 AM: This is like the 20th time this whole board has gotten aboard the "let's all hate on Casino Royale train." Just sayin'.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: CurseoftheGods on June 08, 2009, 01:58:16 AM: Drink more wine.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Vizzys on June 08, 2009, 01:59:33 AM: Quote from: ch1nchilla on June 08, 2009, 01:56:24 AM
This is like the 20th time this whole board has gotten aboard the "let's all hate on Casino Royale train." Just sayin'.

ya its a little late for this i think
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2009, 02:15:56 AM: poker and boat trips
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Tucah on June 08, 2009, 02:18:09 AM: I've never been a big Bond fan, but I never got the big deal over Casino Royale. At least it's better than Quantum of Solace.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2009, 02:19:55 AM: Quote from: Tucah on June 08, 2009, 02:18:09 AM
I've never been a big Bond fan, but I never got the big deal over Casino Royale. At least it's better than Quantum of Solace.

synopsis: car/boat chases and car/boat trips
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 08, 2009, 02:24:26 AM: My mom didn't like Casino Royale because she said that Daniel Craig wasn't good looking.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on June 08, 2009, 02:39:09 AM: connery >> craig

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moore > craig
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Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Crushed on June 08, 2009, 02:42:38 AM: told you there's scrotum
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Narag on June 08, 2009, 02:46:56 AM: I adore the film but the poker was increasingly disruptive.
It becamse an agonizing wait for all-ins with something stupid happening inbetween.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2009, 02:53:15 AM: I have no idea how to play poker, so that scene had no relevance to me personally. Maybe if I understood the rules I'd have given a fuck
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: cool breeze on June 08, 2009, 02:53:57 AM: If you want a good idea of just how bad Quantum of Solace is, people who like Casino Royale think it's a bad movie.

btw, is the Bourne trilogy on blu-ray yet?

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2009, 02:53:15 AM
I have no idea how to play poker, so that scene had no relevance to me personally. Maybe if I understood the rules I'd have given a fuck

I played different variants of poker 5 days a week for 2 years and I still didn't really understand what was going on

Movie was still great. Ball torture was hilarious if only for Craig saying "scratch me balls." He slipped out of character there.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2009, 02:57:51 AM: Trolling aside, CR isn't horrible. The action is great. The problem is everything after the final, shitty casino scene is just shittier

QoS has a hot Bond chick unlike CR. I had a boner on multiple occasions
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2009, 03:02:14 AM: I can't say I like any Bond movie either. Some are more tolerable than others on Thanksgiving

North by Northwest>*
Bourne>*
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Narag on June 08, 2009, 03:03:21 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2009, 02:53:15 AM
I have no idea how to play poker, so that scene had no relevance to me personally. Maybe if I understood the rules I'd have given a fuck

Beats the fuck out of watching Baccarat.

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 08, 2009, 02:57:13 AM
The chances of me having anything to do with something named "Quantum of Solace" are 0. I mean if your idea of titling the fucking movie is stealing phrases off of Ibiza party flyers imagine what you're going to do with the rest of the film.
Its taken from an Ian Fleming short story that shares the equally stupid title.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Kara on June 08, 2009, 03:12:10 AM: Quote from: ch1nchilla on June 08, 2009, 01:56:24 AM
This is like the 20th time this whole board has gotten aboard the "let's all hate on Casino Royale train." Just sayin'.

it's that bad
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 08, 2009, 03:20:33 AM: :bow Bourne :bow2
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: duckman2000 on June 08, 2009, 03:45:21 AM: Quote from: swaggaz on June 08, 2009, 02:53:57 AM
btw, is the Bourne trilogy on blu-ray yet?

Yeah, almost picked up the boxset this weekend, but it was $89 at Best Buy. :-\
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: brawndolicious on June 08, 2009, 08:56:36 PM: Texas Hold'em is like normal poker but simpler. The reason they chose it was that it's a fad right now, I think it's actually the type of poker they show on ESPN.

Regardless, this movie had no testicles at all.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Powerslave on June 08, 2009, 08:58:28 PM: In Soviet Russia, Casino Royale watches YOU right now.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Solo on June 08, 2009, 09:04:20 PM: Well, at least Cohen finally watched it, so I no longer have to do an epic rolleyes when he speaks ill of it.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Veidt on June 08, 2009, 09:05:30 PM: Watch the Bourne series.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 08, 2009, 09:08:16 PM: i sorta liked it okay

didn't seem like a james bond movie at all, though

maybe his sulky brother, phil bond
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Veidt on June 08, 2009, 09:11:32 PM: Phil Bond. :lol
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Solo on June 08, 2009, 09:16:41 PM: I should note that Im fairly certain a good chunk of internet CR haters actually like the movie.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 08, 2009, 09:17:02 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on June 08, 2009, 05:04:04 AM
A lot of people were telling me that I have to understand poker (Texas Hold'em) in order enjoy and appreciate the movie. I'm glad that someone other than me disagrees.

I think if you understood poker, you would roll your eyes at the final hand, which included a flush, two full houses, and a straight flush.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 08, 2009, 09:17:33 PM: phil's moody because his cooler brother gets tied up and tickle-tortured by women with names like Kimona Wanalaya, while he gets his nuts yanked through a wicker chair seat and slapped with knotted rope by men who probably don't wash their hands after wiping their asses
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 08, 2009, 09:17:45 PM: I actually liked the movie.

And Eva Green. :heartbeat
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Solo on June 08, 2009, 09:18:22 PM: Quote from: Malek on June 08, 2009, 09:17:45 PM
I actually liked the movie.

And Eva Green. :heartbeat

You are a scholar and a gentleman
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Veidt on June 08, 2009, 09:19:07 PM: Quote from: Malek on June 08, 2009, 09:17:45 PM
I actually liked the movie.

And Eva Green. :heartbeat

You have my sword.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 08, 2009, 09:21:57 PM: Quote from: Solo on June 08, 2009, 09:18:22 PM
Quote from: Malek on June 08, 2009, 09:17:45 PM
I actually liked the movie.

And Eva Green. :heartbeat

You are a scholar and a gentleman

I've also watched Chuck from day one. :)
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Veidt on June 08, 2009, 09:22:44 PM: And my bow.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 08, 2009, 09:35:19 PM: axe
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2009, 09:37:41 PM: Quote from: Solo on June 08, 2009, 09:16:41 PM
I should note that Im fairly certain a good chunk of internet CR haters actually like the movie.

Same with TDK
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Powerslave on June 08, 2009, 09:54:41 PM: TDK is the best movie ever since ever.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Veidt on June 08, 2009, 09:58:40 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on June 08, 2009, 09:54:41 PM
TDK is the best movie ever since ever.

Proof?
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 08, 2009, 10:00:04 PM: Quote from: Veidt on June 08, 2009, 09:58:40 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on June 08, 2009, 09:54:41 PM
TDK is the best movie ever since ever.

Proof?

FoC's joke account revealed.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on June 08, 2009, 10:11:03 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 08, 2009, 09:08:16 PM
i sorta liked it okay

didn't seem like a james bond movie at all, though

maybe his sulky brother, phil bond

But the old Bond format sucks, I'd much rather it be exactly like the Bourne trilogy. ::)
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Boogie on June 09, 2009, 12:21:03 AM: Quote from: Solo on June 08, 2009, 09:04:20 PM
Well, at least Cohen finally watched it, so I no longer have to do an epic rolleyes when he speaks ill of it.

"Watched" is probably too strong a term. He probably had the movie on the television, and would occasionally glance at it just for subject matter to make fun of within this thread.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 09, 2009, 12:23:21 AM: pussy galore > bourne
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Solo on June 09, 2009, 06:25:21 AM: Quote from: Malek on June 08, 2009, 09:21:57 PM
Quote from: Solo on June 08, 2009, 09:18:22 PM
Quote from: Malek on June 08, 2009, 09:17:45 PM
I actually liked the movie.

And Eva Green. :heartbeat

You are a scholar and a gentleman

I've also watched Chuck from day one. :)

:interracial

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2009, 09:37:41 PM
Quote from: Solo on June 08, 2009, 09:16:41 PM
I should note that Im fairly certain a good chunk of internet CR haters actually like the movie.

Same with TDK

Not sure if this is aimed at me, but if so, Im not a TDK hater, on the internet or in real life. I love the movie. But I also happen to think its overrated as fuck, and has the most annoying fans ever.

Quote from: Boogie on June 09, 2009, 12:21:03 AM
Quote from: Solo on June 08, 2009, 09:04:20 PM
Well, at least Cohen finally watched it, so I no longer have to do an epic rolleyes when he speaks ill of it.

"Watched" is probably too strong a term. He probably had the movie on the television, and would occasionally glance at it just for subject matter to make fun of within this thread.

You might be on to something here
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Reb on June 09, 2009, 07:22:15 AM: He was too busy decantering from great heights.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Powerslave on June 09, 2009, 08:52:42 AM: Quote from: Rebiak on June 09, 2009, 07:22:15 AM
He was too busy decantering from great heights.

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Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Barry Egan on June 09, 2009, 09:06:55 AM: can't believe you just avatar quoted. Leper please.
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Post by: Veidt on June 09, 2009, 09:09:39 AM: Quote from: Powerslave on June 09, 2009, 08:52:42 AM
Quote from: Rebiak on June 09, 2009, 07:22:15 AM
He was too busy decantering from great heights.

(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/4j02yp-1.png)

I want this man to be infected with my lepresy.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Powerslave on June 09, 2009, 09:12:01 AM: Quote from: Chipopo on June 09, 2009, 09:06:55 AM
can't believe you just avatar quoted. Leper please.

(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc156/Chipopo1234/jaspers.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Kara on June 09, 2009, 09:13:52 AM: Anyone got a light?
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Post by: Powerslave on June 09, 2009, 09:14:45 AM: Quote from: Karakand on June 09, 2009, 09:13:52 AM
Anyone got a light?

(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p39/karakand/larrystohler.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Reb on June 09, 2009, 09:16:06 AM: One more avatar quote and I'll remove you from this forum.
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Post by: Powerslave on June 09, 2009, 09:16:37 AM: One more stolen joke and I'll remove you from this forum.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Powerslave on June 09, 2009, 09:17:01 AM: Oh and

Quote from: Rebiak on June 09, 2009, 09:16:06 AM
One more avatar quote and I'll remove you from this forum.

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Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 09, 2009, 12:15:14 PM: This movie was awesome me and the boys always watch the movie then start hitting each other over the head with shovels and see who passes out first. The first one to pass out has to jerk everyone else off.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: tehjaybo on June 09, 2009, 12:17:29 PM: I liked it.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 09, 2009, 01:37:03 PM: I agree Solo, I was just pointing out there are plenty of e-haters for TDK that actually like the movie. Including myself
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Solo on June 09, 2009, 04:12:02 PM: Good man. Its fun to twist batfans nuts.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Powerslave on June 09, 2009, 04:24:22 PM: A bat-twist!
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Bloodwake on June 09, 2009, 05:56:45 PM: Quote from: Solo on June 08, 2009, 09:16:41 PM
I should note that Im fairly certain a good chunk of internet CR haters actually like the movie.

I'm pretty sure that the majority of the internet haters of anything and everything actually like the movie.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: brawndolicious on June 09, 2009, 06:29:07 PM: I can handle some parkouring or poker in an action movie, but not when it's as random and long-winded as it was in CR. The problem is that Bond movies are really shallow so vomiting a bunch of stylistic gimmicks onto it makes it even less interesting to watch it. QoS was cliche and formulaic, so it at least redeemed the franchise a little.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: chronovore on June 11, 2009, 02:16:36 AM: I've been a Bond fan since I was a kid, and until Craig, Tim Dalton was my favorite Bond -- CR is my favorite Bond movie, because it left me both shaken and stirred.
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 11, 2009, 03:27:49 AM: no jangles
Title: Re: I'm watching Casino Royale right now
Post by: CurseoftheGods on June 11, 2009, 09:58:11 PM: Quote from: Rebiak on June 09, 2009, 07:22:15 AM
He was too busy decantering from great heights.

:rofl