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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Diablos on December 09, 2006, 10:01:18 AM

Title: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: Diablos on December 09, 2006, 10:01:18 AM
[05:53] * CrystalGemini has joined #evilbore
[06:00] <CrystalGemini> Good evening!
[06:00] <CrystalGemini> \(^O^)
[06:00] <Willco> Good evening!
[06:00] <CrystalGemini> LOL
[06:01] <CrystalGemini> I'm lotioning right now.
[06:03] <CrystalGemini> Wrong window.
[06:03] <CrystalGemini> Ignore that.
[06:21] * CrystalGemini has quit IRC (Quit: Trillian (http://www.ceruleanstudios.com)

 :o  :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: G The Resurrected on December 09, 2006, 10:04:27 AM
something steamy be going on at #evilbore. But it doesnt surprise me at all. I mean look at the Demiwalking thing that can get steamy too.

But funny none the less.
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: Bacon on December 09, 2006, 10:06:50 AM
Willco gives her the hose if she doesn't lotion.
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 09, 2006, 12:38:53 PM
I really wish she didn't type that in IRC :-\
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 09, 2006, 12:40:38 PM
oh please, that's tame as fuck.
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 09, 2006, 12:41:36 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: Bacon on December 09, 2006, 12:41:46 PM
It does that when it's told.
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2006, 12:45:44 PM
At least Willco isn't one of those demanding boyfriends. Just put on some lotion and he's fine with you :(
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: Christopher on December 09, 2006, 12:49:53 PM
Was the lotion candy cane scented?
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: Bacon on December 09, 2006, 12:58:11 PM
Was the lotion candy cane scented?

It smelled like bleach. Feder provided the lotion, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 09, 2006, 12:59:12 PM
It's from BED, BATH & BEYOND for Christ's sake!
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 09, 2006, 12:59:25 PM
"Don't! Stop!"
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: Bacon on December 09, 2006, 01:09:08 PM
It's from BED, BATH & BEYOND for Christ's sake!

Well sorry, not all of us got to watch over the webcam.
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: cloudwalking on December 09, 2006, 01:11:20 PM
It's from BED, BATH & BEYOND for Christ's sake!

Do you mean Bath & Body Works?
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 09, 2006, 01:12:08 PM
Or a Linens & Things!
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: Bacon on December 09, 2006, 01:12:36 PM
He mixed up lotion and the pillows she was biting later that night.
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: Diablos on December 09, 2006, 02:28:53 PM
Was the lotion candy cane scented?

 :hyper
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 09, 2006, 02:40:06 PM
I hate you all.
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 09, 2006, 02:46:42 PM
Last time I lotioned, I made a babay :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 09, 2006, 02:58:48 PM
Hey Willco, I'm putting some gravy on my poutine.  :-*
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: whiteACID on December 09, 2006, 03:40:05 PM
This is bullshit, everyone knows the best lotion is Brown Vanilla Sugar from B&B
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: G The Resurrected on December 09, 2006, 03:44:23 PM
This is bullshit, everyone knows the best lotion is Brown Vanilla Sugar from B&B

Sadly i know exactly what your talking about. God is it heavenly at least on the girl i used to smell it on.
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 09, 2006, 03:49:11 PM
what the fuck does lotion do. girls waste so much time with shit that doesnt matter.
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: Mupepe on December 09, 2006, 04:09:29 PM
what the fuck does lotion do. girls waste so much time with shit that doesnt matter.
Makes them smell good and makes their skin sexily soft?
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: Vizzys on December 09, 2006, 04:18:52 PM
Awesome thread.
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: etiolate on December 09, 2006, 05:48:06 PM
haha I almsot made this thread but I didnt want to make an IRC THREAD
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: Bacon on December 09, 2006, 05:51:14 PM
what the fuck does lotion do. girls waste so much time with shit that doesnt matter.

You must date some ashy bitches.
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: Beezy on December 09, 2006, 07:44:56 PM
what the fuck does lotion do.

Are you stupid?
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 09, 2006, 07:54:21 PM
I seem to get by just fine without ever using lotion.
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2006, 08:01:52 PM
Unless you're jacking off there's no need to tell people you're using lotion, and we know Crystal wouldn't be using lotion to jack off unless...



 :shh
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 09, 2006, 08:08:58 PM
Unless you're jacking off there's no need to tell people you're using lotion, and we know Crystal wouldn't be using lotion to jack off unless...



 :shh

YOu need lotion for that too? Yall are weaksauce.
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2006, 08:34:11 PM
I don't use lotion for it. It's best when it's slower imo, not all fast and shit
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: Vizzys on December 09, 2006, 08:35:49 PM
Well this thread got gay pretty quick.
Title: Re: "I'm lotioning right now."
Post by: Diablos on December 09, 2006, 09:09:30 PM
Seriously.

Phoenix and FoC, stop gaying up the thread. Use PM's, you homos.