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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: morphix on December 09, 2006, 11:21:09 AM

Title: Possible to learn how to dance in 5hrs?
Post by: morphix on December 09, 2006, 11:21:09 AM: Long story short, new GF started a new job 3 weeks ago, they like her and invited her to the big office Xmas party tonight. She told me on Wednesday, I have no formal attire (my only suit fit me when I was 150lbs heavier) so I rented a tux and bought her a dress. Last night we were running around picking everything up and she tells me there will be dancing too.

So I am fucked, I can't dance at all (big white dork, do the math) so what can I do? I told her and she is OK that I can't dance, but I want her to have a good time.

I am watching Hitch right now on DVD, trying to learn that little thing Kevin James does. Any tips?
Title: Re: Possible to learn how to dance in 5hrs?
Post by: Wobedraggled on December 09, 2006, 11:29:33 AM: Most white men can't dance.

have a few drinks and shuffle around like the pasty white man you are.
Title: Re: Possible to learn how to dance in 5hrs?
Post by: Fatghost28 on December 09, 2006, 11:29:49 AM: Watch Seinfeld, do what Elaine does, then profit.
Title: Re: Possible to learn how to dance in 5hrs?
Post by: G The Resurrected on December 09, 2006, 11:31:34 AM: Side to Side just remember that. Throw a swivel somewhere in there and your good man. But yeah get lubed tonight cause booze will help relax you.

I dont know what kind of dancing you'll be doing so I cant help ya out much.
Title: Re: Possible to learn how to dance in 5hrs?
Post by: Christopher on December 09, 2006, 11:58:51 AM: pfft formal dancing is easy dude, just do what you can and have fun and don't take it too serioulsy.
Title: Re: Possible to learn how to dance in 5hrs?
Post by: morphix on December 09, 2006, 12:06:29 PM: sounds like a plan.

get boozed up

side to side

have fun

:D
Title: Re: Possible to learn how to dance in 5hrs?
Post by: rocketman on December 09, 2006, 12:08:29 PM: Spike the punch.

Have everyone pass out.

Dance like you have a fever.
Title: Re: Possible to learn how to dance in 5hrs?
Post by: Wobedraggled on December 09, 2006, 12:18:21 PM: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4373271538508581160&q=the+hustle+dance+steps&hl=en

All set
Title: Re: Possible to learn how to dance in 5hrs?
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 09, 2006, 12:59:14 PM: Keep your hands below your chest, when you attempt to dance. Don't become "that guy".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK_KQYSOJ24
Title: Re: Possible to learn how to dance in 5hrs?
Post by: Diablos on December 09, 2006, 02:44:48 PM: I cannot dance, PERIOD.
Title: Re: Possible to learn how to dance in 5hrs?
Post by: Mupepe on December 09, 2006, 03:31:04 PM: Watching Hitch to learn :lol :lol

I love you, buddy.
Title: Re: Possible to learn how to dance in 5hrs?
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 09, 2006, 06:24:44 PM: Put your leg in between your girls legs (while both standing) and grind grind grinnnndddddd. Imagine your trying to wind up a very large clock that has gears made up of legs and a vagina.
Title: Re: Possible to learn how to dance in 5hrs?
Post by: morphix on December 10, 2006, 09:01:00 AM: :D

Didn't end up dancing but I did get smashed and had a good time (hotel was on the beach, and no one was outside because it was windy :-[ ).

Took some pics (well I think I did, a lot of wine and gin & tonic so everything is a little fuzzy) and I'll post them when I get home :P
Title: Re: Possible to learn how to dance in 5hrs?
Post by: Shuri on December 10, 2006, 11:08:03 AM: how about just practicing with her before going there?
Title: Re: Possible to learn how to dance in 5hrs?
Post by: whiteACID on December 10, 2006, 11:53:57 AM: seems it's already over