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Title: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 13, 2009, 01:09:59 AM: from the desk of right-wing lunatic glenn mccoy

(http://i41.tinypic.com/ddj9kx.gif)

:bow :bow HUSSEIN OBAMA, FETUS MANGLER :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Mandark on June 13, 2009, 01:21:27 AM: Gawd, that puts the Onion ones to shame.
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Crushed on June 13, 2009, 01:21:43 AM: You haven't seen this? Read the Laissez's Fair thread on SomethingAwful (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3044829&pagenumber=1). I follow it religiously, and it's hilarious. Conservative cartoonists are some of the funniest and most rage-inducing people in the planet. They make Godwin ashamed, they're total racists, and their entire career is based on making terrible doodles based on their own fantasies and strawmen.

Every now and then we do parodies! Here's some that we did of ol' Glenn!

(http://i42.tinypic.com/28iun9l.jpg)
(http://i43.tinypic.com/io0wn5.jpg)
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2uhtnc8.jpg)

the last is mine, glenn mccoy really loves to draw al gore as der ewige jude, and muslims as some kind of feral cat muppet
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 13, 2009, 01:34:11 AM: (http://i42.tinypic.com/25ilvd5.jpg)

omg yes
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 13, 2009, 01:38:48 AM: is "there're" an appropriate contraction? I've never seen it
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Crushed on June 13, 2009, 01:44:12 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on June 13, 2009, 01:34:11 AM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/25ilvd5.jpg)

omg yes

Ah Brett Noel, of Patriot Art. Has a fascination with drawing liberals as limp-wristed cigarillos and Obama with FUCKING PINK PALMS JESUS CHRIST. But his best work is always how he loves to depict all conservatives as beefy muscle men... with strong arms... protecting you... oh daddy yesss....

The title of that thread, by the way, comes from the fact that one terribly racist and homophobic cartoonist from Rome, GA, Mike Lester, has both drawn Asians using the "L/R" mix-up for comedic purposes, and that he actually wrote in correspondence with a goon that the stimulus package is objectively worse than the Holocaust.
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 13, 2009, 01:57:23 AM: Quote from: BrandNew on June 13, 2009, 01:38:48 AM
is "there're" an appropriate contraction? I've never seen it

When writing dialogue, you can use non-standard contractions to better mimic how real people pronounce words.
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on June 13, 2009, 02:30:31 AM: [youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOR1wUqvJS4[/youtube]
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: tiesto on June 13, 2009, 03:07:49 AM: This thread definitely brings the funnies... my ex tried convincing me that Obama was a babykiller too, smh @ crazy christian republicans.
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 13, 2009, 03:33:05 AM: "some babies are born after 5 months"

liberals annihilated.
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: drew on June 13, 2009, 05:10:41 AM: Quote from: Crushed on June 13, 2009, 01:44:12 AM
But his best work is always how he loves to depict all conservatives as beefy muscle men... with strong arms... protecting you... oh daddy yesss....

:lol
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Reb on June 13, 2009, 06:20:15 AM: What does his bat represent?
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Bebpo on June 13, 2009, 07:23:04 AM: Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on June 13, 2009, 02:30:31 AM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOR1wUqvJS4[/youtube]

Brainwashing children :'(
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 13, 2009, 11:03:36 AM: I can't believe that video has a 4 star rating. smh @ youtube

these comics are unreal
(http://i44.tinypic.com/mx1n43.jpg)
most solid proof ever produced that global warming is a sham
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Cyanista on June 13, 2009, 11:59:17 AM: The saddest part is that there's no way the people drawing these don't realize how utterly insane they are. It's just propaganda for the unwashed masses.

The funny part is THE WHOLE REST OF IT.

:lol
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 13, 2009, 12:41:49 PM: Quote from: Armitage on June 13, 2009, 06:00:35 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on June 13, 2009, 01:09:59 AM

(http://i41.tinypic.com/ddj9kx.gif)

I don't understand this. Who is that man in the dumpster? He needs to be labeled.

Uncle Sam :usacry
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 13, 2009, 12:47:21 PM: I'm calling fake on those comics. I mean, where's the crying Statue of Liberty and snarky comment from the artist in the bottom corner? Yeeeaaaah, right.
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: drew on June 13, 2009, 06:16:25 PM: Quote from: Bebpo on June 13, 2009, 07:23:04 AM
Brainwashing children :'(

seriously, put a brand on this girls forehead as a warning to the men of the future

almost getting an anti abortionist preggers was one of the scariest parts of my life, fml
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: lordmaji on June 13, 2009, 08:46:29 PM: why can't we keep the kid and abort the mom? hrmmm?
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 13, 2009, 08:47:32 PM: how do you narrowly avoid getting someone pregnant?
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Tauntaun on June 14, 2009, 12:43:56 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on June 13, 2009, 01:09:59 AM
from the desk of right-wing lunatic glenn mccoy

(http://i41.tinypic.com/ddj9kx.gif)

:bow :bow HUSSEIN OBAMA, FETUS MANGLER :bow2 :bow2

:rofl
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on June 14, 2009, 02:07:38 PM: Quote from: tiesto on June 13, 2009, 03:07:49 AM
This thread definitely brings the funnies... my ex tried convincing me that Obama was a babykiller too, smh @ crazy christian republicans.
What about the monkey one from the NY Post that caused a shitstorm? I still don't get that one.
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Reb on June 23, 2009, 09:20:55 AM: Late to the party:

(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090623.gif)
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: castle007 on June 23, 2009, 09:58:01 AM: what was wrong with that video of the little girl?? ???

Everything she said made sense.

Besides, I don't think abortion should be allowed after the first 90 days.
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Cheebs on June 23, 2009, 10:17:59 AM: Quote from: castle007 on June 23, 2009, 09:58:01 AM
what was wrong with that video of the little girl?? ???

Everything she said made sense.

Aren't you cute. Hmmm I just thought of something based on some of your recent political/moral statements. Do you "believe" in evolution?
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: castle007 on June 23, 2009, 10:28:57 AM: Quote from: Cheebs on June 23, 2009, 10:17:59 AM
Quote from: castle007 on June 23, 2009, 09:58:01 AM
what was wrong with that video of the little girl?? ???

Everything she said made sense.

Aren't you cute. Hmmm I just thought of something based on some of your recent political/moral statements. Do you "believe" in evolution?

yeah, but I don't believe in human evolution because we are not animals.
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 23, 2009, 10:37:49 AM: :-X
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 23, 2009, 10:43:11 AM: Quote from: castle007 on June 23, 2009, 10:28:57 AM

yeah, but I don't believe in human evolution because we are not animals.

huuurp durrp durrrr
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 23, 2009, 11:44:51 AM: Quote from: castle007 on June 23, 2009, 10:28:57 AM
Quote from: Cheebs on June 23, 2009, 10:17:59 AM
Quote from: castle007 on June 23, 2009, 09:58:01 AM
what was wrong with that video of the little girl?? ???

Everything she said made sense.

Aren't you cute. Hmmm I just thought of something based on some of your recent political/moral statements. Do you "believe" in evolution?

yeah, but I don't believe in human evolution because we are not animals.

I take it that if we're not animals, then you don't believe we're mammals, either.

What the hell are we, then?!?
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 23, 2009, 12:22:42 PM: god's mystical faery folk, of course
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on June 23, 2009, 12:31:47 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on June 23, 2009, 12:22:42 PM
God's mystical faery folk, of course

fixed

don't insult His name
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Himu on June 23, 2009, 12:37:35 PM: Humans are not animals? Oh boy.

Castle, I'm sorry, but you're insane.
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Ellrick on June 23, 2009, 01:44:45 PM: :lol
(http://i43.tinypic.com/io0wn5.jpg)
The scimitar is an especially nice touch.
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 23, 2009, 01:45:03 PM: Castle, I love your cartoons!
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 23, 2009, 02:14:31 PM: Unfortuneatly Mallard Filmore is more "entertaining" than Doonesbury.

I have a fascination with conservative cartoonist Ramirez. He always adds brow wrinkles, extra chins, and general ugly to the point that his caricatures barely resemble the person he's portraying. Apparently Clinton and Osama are both morbidly obese according to his depictions.
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 23, 2009, 02:33:34 PM: Quote from: Ellrick on June 23, 2009, 01:44:45 PM
:lol
(http://i43.tinypic.com/io0wn5.jpg)
The scimitar is an especially nice touch.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
But not as nice a touch as the massive bulge in his pants. :lol
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Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on June 23, 2009, 02:41:05 PM: shiiiit didn't notice that, now that's subtlety. :lol
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 23, 2009, 02:48:42 PM: :rofl
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Crushed on June 23, 2009, 02:48:47 PM: Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on June 23, 2009, 02:14:31 PM
Unfortuneatly Mallard Filmore is more "entertaining" than Doonesbury.

I have a fascination with conservative cartoonist Ramirez. He always adds brow wrinkles, extra chins, and general ugly to the point that his caricatures barely resemble the person he's portraying. Apparently Clinton and Osama are both morbidly obese according to his depictions.

Ramirez is such a hack. We hate him on SA. His grotesque human proportions, his obsession with boats and machines that look so huge and detailed that they look like they're from Metal Slug, and his terrible crosshatching. He just has a layer mask of diagonal lines that he overlays on parts he wants to shade. He likes to compare entire countries to insects and viruses.

And he won a Pulitzer because every now and then he'll draw a starving Ethiopian child doing something.
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Ellrick on June 23, 2009, 02:50:11 PM: :lol

Im kinda happy I missed that.
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Crushed on June 23, 2009, 02:50:32 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on June 23, 2009, 12:22:42 PM
god's mystical faery folk, of course

silence, those are the djinn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Djinn#Jinn_in_Islam)
Title: Re: best anti-abortion comic EVAR
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 23, 2009, 02:59:47 PM: my reading skills suck