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Title: Rob Zombie proves he's not just a one trick pony.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 22, 2009, 06:34:42 PM
Just kidding! (http://shocktillyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?id=10875)
Title: Re: Rob Zombie proves he's not just a one trick pony.
Post by: demi on June 22, 2009, 06:38:56 PM
Halloween: Starring the leftovers from Heroes
Title: Re: Rob Zombie proves he's not just a one trick pony.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 22, 2009, 06:41:57 PM
 :lol

So I take it they're going to make the original Halloween II look like classic in comparison.  Next up - Rob Zombie's Season of the Witch?
Title: Re: Rob Zombie proves he's not just a one trick pony.
Post by: Ecrofirt on June 22, 2009, 08:05:15 PM
I see nothing wrong with this, much like I saw nothing wrong with his remake.
Title: Re: Rob Zombie proves he's not just a one trick pony.
Post by: ch1nchilla on June 22, 2009, 08:09:06 PM
Shitass, I naively thought this thread was serious. Silly me.
Title: Re: Rob Zombie proves he's not just a one trick pony.
Post by: Solo on June 22, 2009, 08:23:42 PM
Looks great. Feder has some irrational hatred towards Zombie. Yes, he is a crappy writer. Doesnt diminish his skills behind the camera though, and I cant hate on the man who made TDR. Will be seeing this, and theres no way it wont be better than his 2007 movie, if for no other reason than the movie wont be half kid Myers.
Title: Re: Rob Zombie proves he's not just a one trick pony.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 22, 2009, 09:19:11 PM
I have no irrational hatred.  I think I literally defended him with his debut - House of 1,000 Corpses.  I thought The Devil's Rejects was pretty mediocre, though - nothing embarrassing.  Halloween was just awful, though.  This looks even less coherent.
Title: Re: Rob Zombie proves he's not just a one trick pony.
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 22, 2009, 10:56:23 PM
Zombie's original Halloween was terrible, this looks to be just as bad.
Title: Re: Rob Zombie proves he's not just a one trick pony.
Post by: pilonv1 on June 22, 2009, 11:12:01 PM
should be better than Transformers
Title: Re: Rob Zombie proves he's not just a one trick pony.
Post by: chronovore on June 22, 2009, 11:20:13 PM
I am only mildly hopeful about El Superbeasto actually coming out this year, and less sanguine about it -not sucking-.

Gotta say, I love the guy's music and visual sense, but am not thrilled on his storytelling abilities.
Title: Re: Rob Zombie proves he's not just a one trick pony.
Post by: Solo on June 23, 2009, 06:14:43 AM
Quote from: Green Man on June 22, 2009, 10:59:34 PM

The dude that did the hills have eyes remake would have been a better choice to do Halloween.

After Mirrors, Aja's stock has dropped big time with me.
Title: Re: Rob Zombie proves he's not just a one trick pony.
Post by: huckleberry on June 23, 2009, 07:19:33 AM
Quote from: Willco on June 22, 2009, 06:34:42 PM
Just kidding! (http://shocktillyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?id=10875)

 :lol

I clicked in the thread thinking I was going to disagree with you!

 :bow Federwang :bow2
Title: Re: Rob Zombie proves he's not just a one trick pony.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 23, 2009, 01:40:47 PM
Quote from: Solo on June 23, 2009, 06:14:43 AM
Quote from: Green Man on June 22, 2009, 10:59:34 PM

The dude that did the hills have eyes remake would have been a better choice to do Halloween.

After Mirrors, Aja's stock has dropped big time with me.

WE NEED MOAR TIME I GOT TO BREAK THESE MIRRORS!
Title: Re: Rob Zombie proves he's not just a one trick pony.
Post by: Solo on June 23, 2009, 04:43:39 PM
THHE 2006, and to a slightly lesser extent, Haute Tension, are fantastic.
Title: Re: Rob Zombie proves he's not just a one trick pony.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 23, 2009, 04:47:52 PM
Maybe he's not a total hack then?
Title: Re: Rob Zombie proves he's not just a one trick pony.
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 23, 2009, 05:19:36 PM
I can't wait for The Haunted World of El Superbeasto. :rock
Title: Re: Rob Zombie proves he's not just a one trick pony.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 23, 2009, 05:22:54 PM
Actually, that sounds incredible.
Title: Re: Rob Zombie proves he's not just a one trick pony.
Post by: Solo on June 23, 2009, 06:17:33 PM
Quote from: Willco on June 23, 2009, 04:47:52 PM
Maybe he's not a total hack then?

Who, Aja? I never said he was! I just said that his third movie was an epic disaster, which has lowered him a bit in the current crop of horror directors. Even with the drop, hes still probably at #1, lolz.
Title: Re: Rob Zombie proves he's not just a one trick pony.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 23, 2009, 06:24:27 PM
Rob Zombie is a cellar dweller.
Title: Re: Rob Zombie proves he's not just a one trick pony.
Post by: border on June 23, 2009, 07:00:51 PM
2 hot blondes dressed as Columbia and Magenta from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.  Will see.
Title: Re: Rob Zombie proves he's not just a one trick pony.
Post by: chronovore on June 23, 2009, 11:26:32 PM
Quote from: border on June 23, 2009, 07:00:51 PM
2 hot blondes dressed as Columbia and Magenta from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.  Will see.

Boing.

Let's just hope no-one throws toast.