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Title: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 12:20:51 AM
Can't wait.  He is the official physical avatar of the forum.
Title: Re: Just a reminder: Bruno is on Conan tonight!
Post by: huckleberry on June 26, 2009, 12:51:19 AM
Thanks for the reminder.  This will be only the second time I have watched The Tonight Show since Conan took over....can't wait.
Title: Re: Just a reminder: Bruno is on Conan tonight!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 12:56:36 AM
No, Bruno will be on.  Fucking idiot.
Title: Re: Just a reminder: Bruno is on Conan tonight!
Post by: huckleberry on June 26, 2009, 12:57:01 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Just a reminder: Bruno is on Conan tonight!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 01:03:57 AM
Sexual tension on set!
Title: Re: Just a reminder: Bruno is on Conan tonight!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 01:04:34 AM
They bleep blowjobs? :lol
Title: Re: Just a reminder: Bruno is on Conan tonight!
Post by: huckleberry on June 26, 2009, 01:09:04 AM
I want him to cause trouble so bad.
Title: Re: Just a reminder: Bruno is on Conan tonight!
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on June 26, 2009, 01:10:59 AM
This is actually surprisingly boring.
Title: Re: Just a reminder: Bruno is on Conan tonight!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 01:14:45 AM
Only funny part is blowjobs.
Title: Re: Just a reminder: Bruno is on Conan tonight!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 01:16:27 AM
Okay that was pretty funny. :lol
Title: Re: Just a reminder: Bruno is on Conan tonight!
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on June 26, 2009, 01:17:31 AM
The movie looks hilarious, but that interview was actually pretty dull.
Title: Re: Just a reminder: Bruno is on Conan tonight!
Post by: Tauntaun on June 26, 2009, 01:17:48 AM
 :lol  Love the dancing.
Title: Re: Just a reminder: Bruno is on Conan tonight!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 01:18:16 AM
He basically just fucked Conan's face!
Title: Re: Just a reminder: Bruno is on Conan tonight!
Post by: lennedsay on June 26, 2009, 01:18:23 AM
Just caught the end right before they cut to commercial... I don't know whether to laugh or to curl up in a ball and cry.  :dizzy
Title: Re: Just a reminder: Bruno is on Conan tonight!
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on June 26, 2009, 01:21:24 AM
The movie looks hilarious, but that interview was actually pretty dull.

The movie does look great because a lot of clueless people get fooled into thinking he's a real guy. All these interviews and staged events like that MTV thing are stupid.

Pretty much. Nothing is funnier than a guy making bigots uncomfortable. The promotional stuff for Borat was just as crappy.
Title: Re: Just a reminder: Bruno is on Conan tonight!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 01:31:25 AM
What the fuck is this!?
Title: Re: Just a reminder: Bruno is on Conan tonight!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 01:33:08 AM
They are basically stripping and pole dancing on the Tonight Show - old people are going to have strokes! :lol
Title: Re: Just a reminder: Bruno is on Conan tonight!
Post by: castle007 on June 26, 2009, 01:33:16 AM
What the fuck is this!?

Are you talking about the pole dancing segment?? I have no idea what is going on  :lol
Title: Re: Just a reminder: Bruno is on Conan tonight!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 01:33:33 AM
Holy shit that woman is nimble
Title: Re: Just a reminder: Bruno is on Conan tonight!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 01:34:01 AM
This is getting hot.
Title: Re: Just a reminder: Bruno is on Conan tonight!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 01:34:45 AM
Holy motherfucking shit.
Title: Re: Just a reminder: Bruno is on Conan tonight!
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on June 26, 2009, 01:35:58 AM
Jesus that was sexy.
Title: Re: Just a reminder: Bruno is on Conan tonight!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 01:36:09 AM
Haha, that fucking True Blood asshole darted right out to talk to that pole dancer. :lol
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 12:44:21 PM
Quote from: HitFix
For the first time since late 2005, CBS' "Late Show with David Letterman" has beaten NBC' "The Tonight Show" in total viewers for a week of original broadcasts, putting both networks into spin mode.

For the week ending June 19, "Late Show with David Letterman" averaged a 2.5 rating/6 share overall to go with an average of 3.46 million viewers per night. "The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien" averaged a 2.3/6 and 3.32 million viewers for the same period.

The last time "Late Show" beat "The Tonight Show" in viewers for an all-first run week was back in December of 2005, when Oprah Winfrey's appearance gave David Letterman a boost.

Needless to say, CBS is very excited about this victory. Not surprisingly, NBC has a very different perspective.

NBC's ratings release boasts that O'Brien beat Letterman "in every important demographic -- adults, men and women 18-34, 18-49 and 25-54 -- on every night of the week.

Indeed, "The Tonight Show" averaged a 1.3 rating in the 18-49 demographic and averaged an estimated 1.8 million viewers in the demo, compared to 1.1 million viewers for "The Late Show." In viewers, that's a 67 percent victory margin, which is pretty big, right?

Well, CBS' spin is that "The Late Show" trailed "The Tonight Show" by only 0.5 ratings points this week, compared to 0.6 last week and 1.4 for O'Brien's premiere week. That's still massive, percent-wise, but clearly dwindling.

Poor, Conan.  You had a good run. :'(
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: Cheebs on June 26, 2009, 01:00:52 PM
Conan does great in the demo, I doubt he is losing much sleep over it.
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: Veidt on June 26, 2009, 01:01:41 PM
I like the progress of this thread. " Holy motherfucking shit" :lol
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 01:02:01 PM
It's Hollywood - of coruse he is.
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: Cheebs on June 26, 2009, 01:07:50 PM
Also wasn't Conan losing to Craig Ferguson before he switched timeslots?
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: Robo on June 26, 2009, 01:08:50 PM
Letterman is still enjoying his bump from the slutty Palin daughter nontroversy.
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: Cheebs on June 26, 2009, 01:11:56 PM
Letterman is still enjoying his bump from the slutty Palin daughter nontroversy.
He started beating Conan before that.

And although I much prefer Conan I think Dave deserves to be  #1 for what looks to be last couple years on Late Night after losing to Leno for so long.
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 01:13:38 PM
Also wasn't Conan losing to Craig Ferguson before he switched timeslots?

Ferguson beat him a couple of times - it wasn't like O'Brien was constantly losing.  The 12:30 slot is not a big deal.  Those shows have no budget or money behind them.
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: Cheebs on June 26, 2009, 01:15:10 PM
Also wasn't Conan losing to Craig Ferguson before he switched timeslots?

Ferguson beat him a couple of times - it wasn't like O'Brien was constantly losing.  The 12:30 slot is not a big deal.  Those shows have no budget or money behind them.
Well looking at Fallon and Ferguson it seems like Fallon has a much bigger budget.
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 01:19:12 PM
So he has a bigger budget of nothing that great?  Fallon probably has the budget equivalent to a syndicated talk show, probably not even close to stuff like Ellen's show.

And that's nothing compared to the money dumped into Conan or Letterman, where the former can bring a fucking elephant on the set.
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: Cheebs on June 26, 2009, 01:20:58 PM
That's one area where Letterman beats Conan in quality. Letterman's animal guy, Jack Hannah, is hilarious.
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 01:31:13 PM
Yeah, maybe if you're 50.
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: Tauntaun on June 26, 2009, 02:28:56 PM
Yeah, maybe if you're 50.

Liberals are all old inside.   ???
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: Cheebs on June 26, 2009, 02:34:04 PM
Yeah, maybe if you're 50.
Huh? He is hilarious because of how Letterman mocks him. Letterman mocking guests is funny at any age.
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: Trent Dole on June 26, 2009, 08:35:38 PM
Conan > Letterman > AIDS > :piss Ferguson + Fallon :piss2
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2009, 08:42:02 PM
I'd really like to watch Letterman but he comes on the same time as Conan now.
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: ManaByte on June 26, 2009, 09:20:43 PM
Has Conan used Triumph yet?
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 09:33:57 PM
Yeah, at Bonaroo - it was pretty funny.
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: Bildi on June 28, 2009, 11:19:53 PM
By chance I caught the end of an interview with Bruno last night on a normally unfunny Australian TV show.  God I roared with laughter.  Some of it has been uploaded.

[youtube=560,345]QggLtP2yUkI[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]CUhb2X1y-B4[/youtube]
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: pilonv1 on June 29, 2009, 03:49:52 AM
rove? :-\
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: Bildi on June 29, 2009, 03:53:49 AM
It was on when I switched my console off and I saw the last few minutes of this interview.

I swear I didn't watch Rove deliberately.
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: pilonv1 on June 29, 2009, 03:56:01 AM
rove :yuck
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 29, 2009, 03:57:36 AM
Oh Shaun Micallef why did you have to be so idiosyncratic for your own good?  :-\
This is what you've left us with.
Title: Re: Bruno, strippers not enough to stop Letterman from beating Conan in ratings!
Post by: Tieno on June 29, 2009, 08:51:41 AM
Bruno and Borat depend on other people not being in on the joke, that's why the promotional stuff usually doesn't really come off as well.