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Title: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Barry Egan on June 26, 2009, 06:50:42 PM
So I was reading this thread (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3152973&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1) on SA and found some of the quotes to be...amusing...

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saying "i would never have sex with a man" is pretty homophobic (and incorrect)...
you might not be attracted to men in this instant, but claiming you would not have sex with a man is a lie and the reason people tell it is homophobia

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*In response to someone stating that they wouldn't have sex with a transexual*
This is a bad post, and you should feel bad.

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if you wouldn't have sex with a preop or postop mtf you're afraid of your sexuality


WHAT?!??!  Can someone please calibrate the level of shame I'm meant to be feeling for being a heteronormative male?  Should I be atoning for my sins with real cock and fake vag? 

I could use some perspective here. 

Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 06:58:00 PM
My God. :lol
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Crushed on June 26, 2009, 06:58:35 PM
if you wouldn't fuck a hot cheeseburger man i don't know what to tell ya

probably just hand in your balls right now
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Diunx on June 26, 2009, 07:00:18 PM
For some reason I find the idea of having sex with a cheeseburger more disgusting than having sex with a regular man.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Crushed on June 26, 2009, 07:01:48 PM
if you wouldn't fuck a hot cheeseburger man i don't know what to tell ya

probably just hand in your balls right now

No, see, that's what they did.

not the sexiest ones :drool
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 07:04:18 PM
Would you bang the cheeseburger from It's Always Sunny?
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Kara on June 26, 2009, 07:12:22 PM
Here I was expecting something about women.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 26, 2009, 07:19:10 PM
Here I was expecting something about women.

We're only concerned with the two main genders here at Evilbore; male and cheeseburger.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Barry Egan on June 26, 2009, 07:22:34 PM
Here I was expecting something about women.

just invert the op; women are homophobic for not desiring sex with other women, and they are afraid of their sexualities and should feel bad for not having had sex with ftm transgenders. 
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 26, 2009, 07:39:12 PM
Would you bang the cheeseburger from It's Always Sunny?
but she's not a real cheeseburger.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2009, 07:41:22 PM
If I sucked on Prole's woodpecker but didn't let him stick it in my butt would that make me gay? Because I'm scared it'll classify me a homo. I just don't want that to happen.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Kara on June 26, 2009, 07:41:38 PM
just invert the op; women are homophobic for not desiring sex with other women, and they are afraid of their sexualities and should feel bad for not having had sex with ftm transgenders. 

That's hot...*keeps reading* fuck you cheeseburgers they're mine!
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 26, 2009, 07:41:45 PM
I'd bang a cheeseburger. Wouldn't kiss her, or let her near my ass. But I'd definitely bang her

I'm comfortable enough in my hetero identity to admit this.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2009, 07:42:31 PM
I've been with a post-op.

It was interesting.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 26, 2009, 07:48:48 PM
Wait, what? story plz
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Crushed on June 26, 2009, 07:49:41 PM
also chipopo i should note that lf is doing bad right now admins are letting shitposters rum amok and post goatse and trolls from different sections are coming in and everything's crazy now
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2009, 07:51:25 PM
Wait, what? story plz

Not telling you shit.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 26, 2009, 07:52:44 PM
Would you rather hump a hot cheeseburger or Buck Angel (http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object3/514/87/n53765039767_6655.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 26, 2009, 07:53:21 PM
Wait, what? story plz

Not telling you shit.

cuz you a homo
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Barry Egan on June 26, 2009, 07:56:42 PM
just invert the op; women are homophobic for not desiring sex with other women, and they are afraid of their sexualities and should feel bad for not having had sex with ftm transgenders. 

That's hot...*keeps reading* fuck you cheeseburgers they're mine!

of course, the thing that makes those sentiments strange (to me anyway), is not the idea that a man would have sex with another man or with a transsexual, but with the moralizing involved.  Straight men and women should feel bad for not seeking out gay and transsexual sex.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2009, 07:56:47 PM
Wait, what? story plz

Not telling you shit.

cuz you a homo

I am?

Fuck.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Kara on June 26, 2009, 07:57:44 PM
of course, the thing that makes those sentiments strange (to me anyway), is not the idea that a man would have sex with another man or with a transsexual, but with the moralizing involved.  Straight men and women should feel bad for not seeking out gay and transsexual sex.

Ain't nobody can make me feel bad except my momma!

(She isn't trans.)
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Barry Egan on June 26, 2009, 08:00:15 PM
of course, the thing that makes those sentiments strange (to me anyway), is not the idea that a man would have sex with another man or with a transsexual, but with the moralizing involved.  Straight men and women should feel bad for not seeking out gay and transsexual sex.

Ain't nobody can make me feel bad except my momma!

(She isn't trans.)

Oh really?  When was the last time you checked?  :o
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Propagandhim on June 26, 2009, 08:12:02 PM
 :lol :lol
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Kara on June 26, 2009, 08:15:15 PM
Mother fucker I walked right into that one.

(Freudian slip not intended.)
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 26, 2009, 08:24:46 PM
If I sucked on Prole's woodpecker but didn't let him stick it in my butt would that make me gay? Because I'm scared it'll classify me a homo. I just don't want that to happen.

it isn't gay if we kill all the witnesses
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2009, 08:25:38 PM
:-*
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 26, 2009, 08:26:32 PM
If I sucked on Prole's woodpecker but didn't let him stick it in my butt would that make me gay? Because I'm scared it'll classify me a homo. I just don't want that to happen.

it isn't gay if we kill all the witnesses

I was going to watch, but nevermind!
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Kara on June 26, 2009, 08:36:56 PM
Well I am now.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 26, 2009, 09:22:33 PM
I have nothing against the concept of sex with transsexuals, I am just holding out on jumping in until the state of sex-change technology improves.  It's a matter of technology strategy, not ideology -- I'm waiting for SP1.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2009, 09:23:32 PM
I have nothing against the concept of sex with transsexuals, I am just waiting for the state of sex-change technology to improve before I jump in.

A post-op mtf vagina is just like the real thing.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Barry Egan on June 26, 2009, 10:10:09 PM
Himu did she tell you she was transexual before or after the relationship turned physical?
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2009, 10:13:23 PM
before.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 11:51:48 PM
It all makes so much sense now.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Veidt on June 26, 2009, 11:55:59 PM
I don't visit SA.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2009, 11:58:57 PM
I wasn't talking about SomethingAwful, but the fact that Himuro bangs cheeseburgers.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Barry Egan on June 27, 2009, 02:57:56 AM
I have officially spent my entire day reading that thread.  I don't know how I'll ever fully recover. 
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Kara on June 27, 2009, 03:50:52 AM
Narcotics. Lots of them.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Barry Egan on June 27, 2009, 03:52:48 AM
yea.  That and lots of gay sex.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Kara on June 27, 2009, 04:58:52 AM
They go hand in hand, baby.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2009, 05:07:49 AM
I have nothing against the concept of sex with transsexuals, I am just holding out on jumping in until the state of sex-change technology improves.  It's a matter of technology strategy, not ideology -- I'm waiting for SP1.

 :lol
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 27, 2009, 05:44:42 AM
I have nothing against the concept of sex with transsexuals, I am just waiting for the state of sex-change technology to improve before I jump in.

A post-op mtf vagina is just like the real thing.

Yeah.... no.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Yeti on June 27, 2009, 12:19:37 PM
I have nothing against the concept of sex with transsexuals, I am just holding out on jumping in until the state of sex-change technology improves.  It's a matter of technology strategy, not ideology -- I'm waiting for SP1.

 :nsfw
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~ms322801/evilbore/internippledistance.jpg)
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Does this get you hot and bothered?  :-*
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 27, 2009, 05:21:37 PM
Yes

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sternal notch  :drool
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Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Kara on June 27, 2009, 05:24:06 PM
I wouldn't have sex with anyone.


I win and lose at the same time!

The only winning move is not to play. :smug
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2009, 05:24:42 PM
I wouldn't have sex with anyone.


I win and lose at the same time!

The only winning move is not to play. :smug

:bow2
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Barry Egan on June 27, 2009, 06:08:15 PM
if you wouldn't fuck a hot cheeseburger man i don't know what to tell ya

probably just hand in your balls right now

No, see, that's what they did.

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the only thing i hate about my wiener is that it reminds me i have male privilege  :(
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Veidt on June 27, 2009, 06:11:22 PM
Thread is gold :lol
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Hollywood on June 27, 2009, 06:11:26 PM
And here I thought this was going to be about Title 9 or something interesting. Anyone ever notice how many threads about gays and other shit are on this board and GAF? Holy hell, doesn't this stuff get tired? Damn this board needs more chicks, way too much of a sausage fest here. I think the universe would implode though if this board ever managed to pull a 50/50 cock to pussy ratio.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Veidt on June 27, 2009, 06:16:55 PM
And here I thought this was going to be about Title 9 or something interesting. Anyone ever notice how many threads about gays and other shit are on this board and GAF? Holy hell, doesn't this stuff get tired? Damn this board needs more chicks, way too much of a sausage fest here. I think the universe would implode though if this board ever managed to pull a 50/50 cock to pussy ratio.

In before retaliatory posts with more subtext.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Hollywood on June 27, 2009, 09:17:57 PM
And here I thought this was going to be about Title 9 or something interesting. Anyone ever notice how many threads about gays and other shit are on this board and GAF? Holy hell, doesn't this stuff get tired? Damn this board needs more chicks, way too much of a sausage fest here. I think the universe would implode though if this board ever managed to pull a 50/50 cock to pussy ratio.

Oh shut up. You love it more then anyone else here.

GTFO
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Bildi on June 27, 2009, 09:38:00 PM
Why would you even post here if you don't like sausage fests.

Go and spend more time with your female friends you sexually insecure tosser.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: OptimoPeach on June 27, 2009, 10:17:36 PM
I think the universe would implode though if this board ever managed to pull a 50/50 cock to pussy ratio.
Hi, you must be new to the internet.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 28, 2009, 03:57:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPv8PPl7ANU

gotta get me some  :teehee
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 28, 2009, 04:07:10 AM
wait, Hollywood isn't gay?  I thought he was the gayest of the bunch. 
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: CurseoftheGods on June 28, 2009, 05:49:51 AM
I thought Hollywood was gay too.
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 28, 2009, 12:14:11 PM
he's butch locker room gay, though
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Hollywood on June 28, 2009, 04:07:18 PM
LOLZ no ur gay. Damn I'm channeling some 5th grade insults now, you got me.  ::)
Title: Re: ITT we discuss gender politics (I'm so sorry)
Post by: chronovore on June 30, 2009, 11:43:42 PM
I have nothing against the concept of sex with transsexuals, I am just waiting for the state of sex-change technology to improve before I jump in.

A post-op mtf vagina is just like the real thing.

I thought there's bits missing. Even though the penile material is repurposed into vaginal wall material, and even a clitoris of sorts can be fashioned, there's no clitoral hood, and the systems for lubrication are of course missing. Or has the medical procedure improved recently?