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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Fresh Prince on June 27, 2009, 12:25:18 PM

Title: Okay now who else is now scared of their own mortality?
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 27, 2009, 12:25:18 PM
Fuck you Michael Jackson.

Title: Re: Okay now who else is now scared of their own mortality?
Post by: MCD on June 27, 2009, 12:43:02 PM
just don't rape kids and you will be fine.
Title: Re: Okay now who else is now scared of their own mortality?
Post by: Veidt on June 27, 2009, 12:49:26 PM
Always have been.
Title: Re: Okay now who else is now scared of their own mortality?
Post by: Cyanista on June 27, 2009, 01:15:39 PM
You won't be fine.  You are going to die.  I'm a lot more "afraid" of the manner of death than death itself.  Death is a given, it's the goal we are all working toward.
Title: Re: Okay now who else is now scared of their own mortality?
Post by: Barry Egan on June 27, 2009, 01:19:50 PM
You won't be fine.  You are going to die.  I'm a lot more "afraid" of the manner of death than death itself.  Death is a given, it's the goal we are all working toward.

:bow
Title: Re: Okay now who else is now scared of their own mortality?
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 27, 2009, 01:43:28 PM
Well that settles it. Might as well end it now. >:(
Title: Re: Okay now who else is now scared of their own mortality?
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 27, 2009, 01:48:43 PM
Well that settles it. Might as well end it now. >:(

Make sure you go out like a rock star though. Like belly flop off the Empire State Building, take a swim in the alligator pond at the local zoo, or set your car on fire and then slam it into a gas station.
Title: Re: Okay now who else is now scared of their own mortality?
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 27, 2009, 01:53:43 PM
I want my death to cause the greatest inconveniance to the most people. I going to jump in front of a train. I want people to like, 'I'm 20 minutes late to work because some motherfucker decided now was a good time to end it all'
Title: Re: Okay now who else is now scared of their own mortality?
Post by: cool breeze on June 27, 2009, 01:57:53 PM
The worst thing about dying is that life carries on.  That is why the ultimate way to die is to choke slam the robot leader into the sun, which causes the entire universe to implode.  But it doesn't matter since you were the last human alive and the robots already killed all life in the universe.
Title: Re: Okay now who else is now scared of their own mortality?
Post by: duckman2000 on June 27, 2009, 01:57:54 PM
Had a carving session that somehow managed to make me feel very mortal, yet also more relaxed about it. Pushed me to quit smoking, though. And I guess I'll avoid becoming a pop star with an addiction to plastic surgery now.
Title: Re: Okay now who else is now scared of their own mortality?
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 27, 2009, 02:02:52 PM
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I don't fear death, I fucking welcome it
Title: Re: Okay now who else is now scared of their own mortality?
Post by: Cyanista on June 27, 2009, 02:04:22 PM
No sense fearing the inevitable. 

Quoted for truthiness.
Title: Re: Okay now who else is now scared of their own mortality?
Post by: Barry Egan on June 27, 2009, 02:06:40 PM
Not to be born at all
Is best, far best that can befall,
Next best, when born, with least delay
To trace the backward way.
Title: Re: Okay now who else is now scared of their own mortality?
Post by: Veidt on June 27, 2009, 02:11:12 PM
I have found a way to vibrate molecules to such an extent, where dead cells are reinvigorated. Simulating as it were, the very first heartbeat.

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Is this possible
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Title: Re: Okay now who else is now scared of their own mortality?
Post by: Kara on June 27, 2009, 02:49:29 PM
I wish I were dead a lot, so no. Biologically I've even broken myself. I unintentionally pissed off an unsavory-type on Thursday, they got in my face and my heart rate didn't even climb.