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Title: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 29, 2009, 02:09:06 AM
(http://magweasel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/090628-worstffever.jpg)

From the Internets: (http://magweasel.com/2009/06/28/we-couldnt-even-bite-into-the-churros/)

Maybe it says something about fans of MMORPGs when Sony Online Entertainment holds a weekend-long Fan Faire and the first thing people complain about on their forums is that there was not enough food.

Gentlemen, it’s a nerd convention, not the Steakountry Buffet.

Here’s a picture of the woefully nourishment-denied EverQuest II fanbase attending one of the panels, as floated across twitpic:

(http://magweasel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/090627-1.jpg)

:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Bocsius on June 29, 2009, 02:17:06 AM
When you lose 1 billion dollars (:drevil) in the middle of 2G2D, I guess there have to be cutbacks.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Bocsius on June 29, 2009, 02:20:16 AM
One or two of them probably post here, the rest are on GAF.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Bocsius on June 29, 2009, 02:21:46 AM
Couldn't have been. He spent the whole weekend at
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Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Bildi on June 29, 2009, 03:49:58 AM
I wish I had a morbidly obese girlfriend to go to nerd conventions with. :(
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Barry Egan on June 29, 2009, 03:58:55 AM
tragic op.  I could barely get through it.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 29, 2009, 05:30:45 AM
 :lol

Was EQ fun back in the day? I know little about it
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 29, 2009, 07:02:36 AM
Maybe Sony should serve salad next year.


Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: GilloD on June 29, 2009, 11:31:55 AM
:lol

Was EQ fun back in the day? I know little about it

I played EQ from Day One for about two years. I was in high school and had no other interests except a bitchy girlfriend who once gave me a BJ while I was questing.

EQ was HARDCORE. You couldn't solo and any death was +- 6 hours or more of work. Took like 2 weeks to level. Best MMO ever.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Cyanista on June 29, 2009, 12:14:16 PM
EQ was very hard, I concur.  Quests were nearly nonexistent, so you were grinding open, contested spawns for every bit of experience you got.  Night time was actually too dark to see (if you didn't have night vision or a light source equipped), death took experience and sometimes newly gained levels, your corpse had ALL your stuff on it and you'd have to fight your way to it to loot your gear (when the plane of fear opened some people lost everything they had), and there was a skill you had to raise for every single ability.  Like, your swimming started at 1 and you had to PRACTICE if you wanted to swim at a decent speed.

People who bought accounts had no chance of completing high end content (lol guk or sol b) because the game was HARD.









I miss it.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 29, 2009, 01:47:49 PM
EQ was very hard, I concur.  Quests were nearly nonexistent, so you were grinding open, contested spawns for every bit of experience you got.  Night time was actually too dark to see (if you didn't have night vision or a light source equipped), death took experience and sometimes newly gained levels, your corpse had ALL your stuff on it and you'd have to fight your way to it to loot your gear (when the plane of fear opened some people lost everything they had), and there was a skill you had to raise for every single ability.  Like, your swimming started at 1 and you had to PRACTICE if you wanted to swim at a decent speed.

People who bought accounts had no chance of completing high end content (lol guk or sol b) because the game was HARD.









I miss it.

shieeit  :-\

*find his dead body on a flying mount in WoW*
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 29, 2009, 02:23:07 PM
That type of hardcore experience sounds awesome. Reminds me of my two day sting playing Ultima Online... I kept getting player killed though :lol
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: GilloD on June 29, 2009, 02:49:44 PM
That type of hardcore experience sounds awesome. Reminds me of my two day sting playing Ultima Online... I kept getting player killed though :lol

I almost miss it. Like, any journey between two points was a major struggle. Mages used to make SERIOUS money offering to teleport people. There was also a crazy tension involved- If you died inside a dungeon, you had to go in naked to get your corpse back. Within like 3 days or something. Whcih meant finding a party that didn't mind having dead weight on board, haha.

Getting health/mana back meant 15-20min downtimes.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 29, 2009, 04:32:00 PM
No doubt. There seems to be a correlation between this tension and a sense of accomplishment from doing mundane things (like mining some ingots and not being killed on the way).
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 29, 2009, 07:24:43 PM
"hd everquest" isn't exactly a selling point. i had to play everquest 1 for a retrospective in massive magazine, and it was unimaginably ugly, buggy, and dull. someone telling me it is superior to wow or lotro is like trying to tell me to ditch burnout for crazy frog racing.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 29, 2009, 07:26:44 PM
No doubt. There seems to be a correlation between this tension and a sense of accomplishment from doing mundane things (like mining some ingots and not being killed on the way).

as a muse fan, you should recognize stockholm syndrome
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 29, 2009, 07:26:48 PM
Crazy Frog Racing is for REAL gamers!
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 29, 2009, 08:12:32 PM
"simple" is good. "buggy, ugly, unbalanced, poorly designed, glitchy, unintuitive, and hopeless archaic" is not so good.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 29, 2009, 08:13:35 PM
I like how Green Man says he appreciates the "simpler times" and he is like 16-years-old. :lol
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Barry Egan on June 29, 2009, 08:15:02 PM
:bow Ultima Online :bow2
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 29, 2009, 08:15:16 PM
he was *6* when everquest started. at six -- hell, even at 13! -- i would play the most wretched shit, like tiertex amiga ports, and think they were FUCK AMAZING because THERE WERE GRAPHICS AND OMG.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: demi on June 29, 2009, 08:25:51 PM
lol.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: originalz on June 29, 2009, 08:55:12 PM
Here's a link to that thread:

http://forums.station.sony.com/station/posts/list.m?topic_id=11500014156

It is pretty impressive how everyone talks about the food.

This is also pretty good,

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I think the only dark cloud was when we ran into someone who played on our server and we were like " hey cool, we're from that server too" and this guy looked at our badges and said to get away from him cause our guild was ruining the server. We thought he was kidding at first, cause we didn't know this guy, but he just gave us this " talk to the hand" gesture and walked away.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: pilonv1 on June 29, 2009, 09:17:18 PM
:rofl

EQ is serious business
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Barry Egan on June 29, 2009, 09:21:45 PM
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yeah the churros were as solid as a rock (still ate 3 lol)
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 29, 2009, 09:29:11 PM
No doubt. There seems to be a correlation between this tension and a sense of accomplishment from doing mundane things (like mining some ingots and not being killed on the way).

as a muse fan, you should recognize stockholm syndrome

:lol

;_;
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 29, 2009, 09:37:14 PM
It was the 10th Anniversary of EQ, and they didn't even get a cake. Sounds like a nightmare.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: originalz on June 29, 2009, 09:46:42 PM
Who actually expects good food from these events anyway?  The food at TGS sucks and you have to pay for it.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 29, 2009, 10:04:51 PM
THE CAKE WAS A LIE.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 29, 2009, 10:20:00 PM
some of those people look like they have titties on their legs
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: brawndolicious on June 29, 2009, 11:19:58 PM
That's so they can masturbate without switching windows to a web browser.

It's the next step in our evolution. 
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Robo on June 29, 2009, 11:52:07 PM
:bow Ultima Online :bow2

 :rock
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 30, 2009, 04:15:54 AM
The Summer of 1995, Major MUD.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MajorMUD


:bow

Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: The Sceneman on June 30, 2009, 04:16:07 AM
this is a pretty good thread  :) nothing beats lol'ing at MMORPG losers
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: chronovore on June 30, 2009, 10:45:04 AM
Who actually expects good food from these events anyway?  The food at TGS sucks and you have to pay for it.

Who the hell eats in a convention center? Just cross the road there to the mall, and hit up the tonkatsu place, or the washoku place. Even that little espresso/bakery thing on the first floor is pretty good.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: archie4208 on June 30, 2009, 10:54:56 AM
Like Prole said EQ sucked and the only people who think positively about it are washed in a sea of nostalgia.  Sitting at a spawn for 8+ hours killing a level 15 enemy for your epic weapon is not fun at all.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: GilloD on June 30, 2009, 11:18:56 AM
Like Prole said EQ sucked and the only people who think positively about it are washed in a sea of nostalgia.  Sitting at a spawn for 8+ hours killing a level 15 enemy for your epic weapon is not fun at all.

No doubt. It was terrible. But it's like 100% nostalgia. I remember camping a spawn like 8 hours a day for 4 days with my best friend. We'd sit in my room and read comics and watch anime and wait for the thing to pop. Is that a fun, "good" game? No way. But it's a complete trip.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: ManaByte on June 30, 2009, 05:22:55 PM
EQ was a mans MMO.

This. Every time I see people bitching about WoW on the official forums, I want someone to force them to sit down and play UO/EQ/Vanguard for ONE WEEK. They'll never bitch about anything in WoW ever again.

Vanguard isn't exactly HD EQ because they made it a bit easier than EQ prior to the beta. The whole reason why the horses in Vanguard have slots for saddlebags was so that you could store a spare set of gear for corpse runs. That was nullified when they made it possible to summon your corpse at the bindstones and making soulbound items remain on the character even through death. They still do have exp loss on death and non-instanced dungeons though.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: ManaByte on June 30, 2009, 06:04:05 PM
Yay. They unlocked the 51/50 EQ server.
Like Prole said EQ sucked and the only people who think positively about it are washed in a sea of nostalgia.  Sitting at a spawn for 8+ hours killing a level 15 enemy for your epic weapon is not fun at all.

No doubt. It was terrible. But it's like 100% nostalgia. I remember camping a spawn like 8 hours a day for 4 days with my best friend. We'd sit in my room and read comics and watch anime and wait for the thing to pop. Is that a fun, "good" game? No way. But it's a complete trip.

Back during beta in 98 I remember getting up for work and hearing my roommate killing Gnolls in Blackburrow. I came home 12 hours later, and I still heard dying Gnolls coming from his computer.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 30, 2009, 09:32:59 PM
Yay. They unlocked the 51/50 EQ server.
Like Prole said EQ sucked and the only people who think positively about it are washed in a sea of nostalgia.  Sitting at a spawn for 8+ hours killing a level 15 enemy for your epic weapon is not fun at all.

No doubt. It was terrible. But it's like 100% nostalgia. I remember camping a spawn like 8 hours a day for 4 days with my best friend. We'd sit in my room and read comics and watch anime and wait for the thing to pop. Is that a fun, "good" game? No way. But it's a complete trip.

Back during beta in 98 I remember getting up for work and hearing my roommate killing Gnolls in Blackburrow. I came home 12 hours later, and I still heard dying Gnolls coming from his computer.

has your friend ever had a woman let him put his cream filling in her


or find a twinkie he didn't put in himself
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 30, 2009, 09:48:57 PM
what the fuck is a gnoll
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: chronovore on June 30, 2009, 10:02:10 PM
what the fuck is a gnoll

It's not a knoll, though gnolls can live near knolls.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: archie4208 on June 30, 2009, 10:20:58 PM
what the fuck is a gnoll

(http://i42.tinypic.com/21j62ao.png)

The scourge of North Qeynos :teehee
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 30, 2009, 10:22:12 PM
that's an unfortunate foot
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: archie4208 on June 30, 2009, 10:38:44 PM
He killed my level 1 paladin that was named after a Pokemon gym leader. :(
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: ManaByte on July 01, 2009, 03:04:15 AM
Yay. They unlocked the 51/50 EQ server.
Like Prole said EQ sucked and the only people who think positively about it are washed in a sea of nostalgia.  Sitting at a spawn for 8+ hours killing a level 15 enemy for your epic weapon is not fun at all.

No doubt. It was terrible. But it's like 100% nostalgia. I remember camping a spawn like 8 hours a day for 4 days with my best friend. We'd sit in my room and read comics and watch anime and wait for the thing to pop. Is that a fun, "good" game? No way. But it's a complete trip.

Back during beta in 98 I remember getting up for work and hearing my roommate killing Gnolls in Blackburrow. I came home 12 hours later, and I still heard dying Gnolls coming from his computer.

has your friend ever had a woman let him put his cream filling in her


or find a twinkie he didn't put in himself

Yes but he shot her then shot himself in the head back in January.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 01, 2009, 03:20:14 AM
that's quite the ringing endorsement for the everquest lifestyle
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: etiolate on July 01, 2009, 04:15:56 AM
Archaic and slow to advance game design isn't challenging, its CRAP. EQ, WoW and anyone else included. It's like people forgot they're supposed to be having fun while playing a game.


Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: ManaByte on July 01, 2009, 05:08:58 AM
Archaic and slow to advance game design isn't challenging, its CRAP. EQ, WoW and anyone else included. It's like people forgot they're supposed to be having fun while playing a game.




Well, for example death should be something you REALLY want to avoid in a MMO. In WoW death has become nothing more than a repair bill and free teleport. It trivilizes the content really. It character death isn't something you want to avoid then it kills some of the challenge. On the other hand if you lose something like exp and need to do a corpse run it makes difficult fights mire rewarding when you just scrape by and avoid a wipe.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 01, 2009, 09:52:33 AM
gnolls are also bitches in Stone Soup (Rouge like game)
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 01, 2009, 11:26:31 AM
i don't remember gnolls from D&D
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 01, 2009, 11:52:44 AM
i didn't say they didn't exist, i said i didn't remember them

Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 01, 2009, 11:54:01 AM
Yay. They unlocked the 51/50 EQ server.
Like Prole said EQ sucked and the only people who think positively about it are washed in a sea of nostalgia.  Sitting at a spawn for 8+ hours killing a level 15 enemy for your epic weapon is not fun at all.

No doubt. It was terrible. But it's like 100% nostalgia. I remember camping a spawn like 8 hours a day for 4 days with my best friend. We'd sit in my room and read comics and watch anime and wait for the thing to pop. Is that a fun, "good" game? No way. But it's a complete trip.

Back during beta in 98 I remember getting up for work and hearing my roommate killing Gnolls in Blackburrow. I came home 12 hours later, and I still heard dying Gnolls coming from his computer.

has your friend ever had a woman let him put his cream filling in her


or find a twinkie he didn't put in himself

Yes but he shot her then shot himself in the head back in January.

Wtf.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 01, 2009, 11:54:20 AM
you know, because they quite obviously exist in that universe from all the, you know, pictures and stuff

think before you post

someone should make a schoolhouse rock cartoon about that
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 01, 2009, 12:05:49 PM
you keep thinking that, gown trampler
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: border on July 01, 2009, 12:14:16 PM
In WoW death has become nothing more than a repair bill and free teleport. It trivilizes the content really. It character death isn't something you want to avoid then it kills some of the challenge.
Having to run halfway across the zone to resurrect is enough of a penalty to make me want to avoid death. 

I have no ideal how or why people put up with EQ's bullshit death mechanics, considering there were all kinds of cheapass ways to die, other players could get monsters aggro'ed onto you.  Having to reclaim all my gear from a corpse that's hours away doesn't make me want to avoid death, it just makes me want to avoid playing the game.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: archie4208 on July 01, 2009, 12:32:52 PM
There is a reason why WoW's subscription base is over 10 million and why EQ capped out at 500,000.  WoW is EQ done right.

In WoW death has become nothing more than a repair bill and free teleport. It trivilizes the content really. It character death isn't something you want to avoid then it kills some of the challenge.
Having to run halfway across the zone to resurrect is enough of a penalty to make me want to avoid death. 

I have no ideal how or why people put up with EQ's bullshit death mechanics, considering there were all kinds of cheapass ways to die, other players could get monsters aggro'ed onto you.  Having to reclaim all my gear from a corpse that's hours away doesn't make me want to avoid death, it just makes me want to avoid playing the game.

To be fair, necromancers could summon corpses and they eventually lessened the death penalties later on in the game's life.  After ~an hour, your corpse would pop up either at the entrance to a zone or in a specified graveyard zone.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 01, 2009, 12:53:31 PM
u mad?

u stupid?
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Cyanista on July 01, 2009, 12:54:17 PM
You know, I was going to post defending everquest...because not only did I play, but I knew other people of normal sizes and levels of attractiveness that did...

But the more I think about it, the more I think "Fuck EQ" for starting me on addictive MMO games.  Now it's like I always have to be playing one, even if it sucks and I hate it.

Fuck you, Everquest, for making me unable to stop playing WoW.  
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 01, 2009, 01:03:20 PM
if it makes you happy to think that
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: archie4208 on July 01, 2009, 01:08:11 PM
You know, I was going to post defending everquest...because not only did I play, but I knew other people of normal sizes and levels of attractiveness that did...

But the more I think about it, the more I think "Fuck EQ" for starting me on addictive MMO games.  Now it's like I always have to be playing one, even if it sucks and I hate it.

Fuck you, Everquest, for making me unable to stop playing WoW.  

Thankfully, EQ soured me on every MMO I played afterwards.  I played DAoC for about 2 days and the WoW beta for about a month. 
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 01, 2009, 04:34:45 PM
please note thast etoilet has put over a 1000 hours into a game featuring a design he actively dislikes

let's all listen to him
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: etiolate on July 01, 2009, 05:20:54 PM
or etoilet actually plays the games he discusses and knows them well enough to provide good criticism


Mana: That is not more in-game challenge. Dying in any form is failing at the challenge. I don't need more than that as a punishment. It is just archaic thinking that holds back advancement. Should glitches be left in games because they add challenge?
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 01, 2009, 06:08:43 PM
How about raid groups get to vote on which member loses xp/gear after they cause a wipe. That'll get people to learn their left/right on Thaddius quick
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: ManaByte on July 01, 2009, 06:18:44 PM
There is a reason why WoW's subscription base is over 10 million and why EQ capped out at 500,000.  WoW is EQ done right.

In WoW death has become nothing more than a repair bill and free teleport. It trivilizes the content really. It character death isn't something you want to avoid then it kills some of the challenge.
Having to run halfway across the zone to resurrect is enough of a penalty to make me want to avoid death. 

I have no ideal how or why people put up with EQ's bullshit death mechanics, considering there were all kinds of cheapass ways to die, other players could get monsters aggro'ed onto you.  Having to reclaim all my gear from a corpse that's hours away doesn't make me want to avoid death, it just makes me want to avoid playing the game.

To be fair, necromancers could summon corpses and they eventually lessened the death penalties later on in the game's life.  After ~an hour, your corpse would pop up either at the entrance to a zone or in a specified graveyard zone.

Also there's really no such thing as "hours away" in EQ anymore. The world is the largest MMO gameworld, period, but it's easier to travel now.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: border on July 01, 2009, 07:16:45 PM
Also there's really no such thing as "hours away" in EQ anymore. The world is the largest MMO gameworld, period, but it's easier to travel now.

:drudge      CONTENT TRIVIALIZED! :drudge


It seems like the loss of XP is punishment enough.....throwing in corpse runs only crushes the will to try.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: ManaByte on July 01, 2009, 07:26:09 PM
You still have to recover your corpse, and if it's in a bad area it's a challenge. Which is why you, GASP, may actually need help of other PEOPLE (this is a MMO, afterall).

For example, the 51/50 server just launched in EQ where you start at level 51 with 50 AA and I made a Ranger. He's logged out in a very bad spot in the Plane of Innovation and if I login and die, it'll be tough to get my corpse and I may need some help. If you want to play a single player fantasy RPG, go get Oblivion off Steam.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: T234 on July 01, 2009, 07:53:44 PM
you keep thinking that, gown trampler

I said we were as busy as a Polish wedding dress cleaning service at work the other day.

I was the only person who understood what I meant. :-\
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: ManaByte on July 01, 2009, 08:05:59 PM
(http://www.completeheal.com/public_html/wp-content/uploads/2008/2009/07/eq630a.jpg)

That's hardcore.

http://www.completeheal.com/?p=1314

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The 51/50 Everquest server went live today at 2 pm EST.   I got off work late and then got tied up with some family stuff which prevented me from getting online until about 11:30 pm EST.  At that point, I fired up my station launcher and logged into the new Mayong server.  Once in game, I rolled an Enchanter just because it’s a class I always wanted to try out but didn’t feel like leveling in the newbie areas all by myself.  I’m usually attracted to classes that require you to think on your feet and not just spam a few buttons over and over again.  I like to have a large role and contribution in regards to whether our group lives or dies. After a quick character creation process, my Gnome Enchanter entered Crescent Reach.

Once in the city, my first reaction was that there were a ton of players just sitting there. I figured out that most of them were probably just trying to figure out what spells and abilities to load on their spell bar and how to spend their AA points because when you start a new character at level 51 with 50 AA points and you aren’t familiar with playing that class there can be quite a steep learning curve. Combine that steep curve with players who haven’t played EQ in years trying to come back and learn the user interface, controls and systems once again and you have about 75 players just idling at the newbie drop off point. Soon after, I decided to run to the Plane of Innovation and was surprised to see the mass pile of bodies shown above.

My first group was not too smooth as I was still trying to make hot keys and get the spells in the right slots. My performance was pretty bad and I was getting pretty frustrated. The group replaced me with a guild cleric (after we had a few guys go down on a multi-mob pull) and I took that as a sign that I needed to get my act together. Before I tried another group, I spent about 30 minutes just making sure I had the basics of the new class covered. For my enchanter those basics appear to be - mez, stun, root, de-aggro, mana regen buff, haste buff, a dot if i can spare it and a few macros. I have a ton of spells to choose from to fill 8 spell slots. Decisions…. Decisions…

Next up was a trip to Kunark to explore Old Sebilis. I don’t remember much about this zone from my old EQ days. I have an in game map mod and then followed some guys in the group and everything worked out pretty well. By the time we started pulling, I figured out how to buff, debuff and keep mobs locked down. I did much better in this group and got very close to level 53. It’s a bit on the late side here and I’ve got work in the morning but I thought I’d make this quick update - letting you all know how much fun I had tonight. My Old Sebilis group had no dual boxers and no mercenaries. Wow! There were also 29 players in that zone and POI was camped all night with very few live mobs wandering around. The initial server health appears strong with several would be raiding guilds forming up for conquest. If you are on the fence about trying EQ again you should give it a whirl. If you log in through station launcher and click on the EQ button, you may find that you have free game time. Also, it looks like SOE is going to have a bonus experience weekend in EQ starting on Thursday. Until next time.

That's another thing I forgot about EQ. WoW's ability to have EVERY FUCKING spell/ability on a hotbar spoils one. In EQ you can only have 8 spells memorized at once. It's kind of like making a mini-MTG deck as you have to carefully decide what to have usable at the right time.
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 01, 2009, 08:50:20 PM
you keep thinking that, gown trampler

I said we were as busy as a Polish wedding dress cleaning service at work the other day.

I was the only person who understood what I meant. :-\

:lol
Title: Re: EverQuest fatties enraged about lack of cake, hard churros at Fan Faire
Post by: T234 on July 01, 2009, 08:55:12 PM
I cannot believe you just compared Everquest Faggotry to Fantasy Game Royalty. You just made my "Do Not Pay Any Attention To Their Posts For They Are Nutso" list alongside Greatness Gone.