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Title: Happy Canada Day!
Post by: Rman on July 01, 2009, 05:12:11 PM
From the op-ed page of the NYT

Our True North

Today, on Canada Day, 11 Canadians living in the United States share what they miss most about home.
UNTIL 1982, Canada Day was known as Dominion Day. I always thought that had more of a ring to it. Beyond the zippy alliteration, it reminded us citizens that our domain of orderly domesticity was graced by the dominant power of our “Dominus.” And the rights granted therein to us by the glorious English crown through her colonial appointee, the right honourable governor general.
There was another problem with Dominion Day. Dominion was the name of a national grocery store chain. It would be like calling the Fourth of July D’Agostino’s Day.

Independence (now there’s a great name for a day!) came slowly to our country. In 1965, we dumped the old, staid British ensign for our own new flag. It’s the one with the big red maple leaf in the middle. A simple, sweet leaf! We also have moose and beavers on our coins. And we call our dollars loonies because the coin has an image of a loon in flight. Another old bird, the Queen of England, is on the other side of the coin.

I remember singing “God Save the Queen” every morning in school. “Long live our noble Queen!” we belted, thousands of us tubby little obedient Canadians. I guess it worked. She’s still alive. Now they sing “O Canada” in schools and at most sporting events; usually in French and English. Around the time we were changing anthems, dumping ensigns and renaming holidays, the official use of both languages became mandatory, except in Quebec where the required use of English is a bit fuzzy.

Canada Day comes and goes modestly every year. Sure, there are retail sales promotions and a long weekend. But there isn’t bluster or commodity in Canadian celebration. Canada isn’t big on bunting. Or jet flyovers, fireworks, marching bands or military pomp.
Canadians defer. We save our loonies and don’t jaywalk. It’s illegal, eh. We stand on guard at red lights, even when there is no traffic. We wait for clear, green governing lights to signal our turn and lead us on. Then we tuck our heads down, under wooly toques and worn-out scarves, one eye barely open, squinting headlong into the harsh prairie wind, cautiously, quietly, demurely Canadian.
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day!
Post by: Veidt on July 01, 2009, 05:14:16 PM
wtf Canada Day is on my birthday? What does that mean?!
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 01, 2009, 05:16:15 PM
w00t w00t Canada!
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day!
Post by: Rman on July 01, 2009, 05:16:28 PM
wtf Canada Day is on my birthday? What does that mean?!
Happy Birthday :)
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day!
Post by: muckhole on July 01, 2009, 05:18:33 PM
wtf Canada Day is on my birthday? What does that mean?!

We get to eat you!

Happy Canada Day/Birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day!
Post by: Veidt on July 01, 2009, 05:26:05 PM
It's glorious to be celebrating my birthday with the great nation of Canada. :]
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Post by: Diunx on July 01, 2009, 05:48:32 PM
My country doesn't have a day :(
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 01, 2009, 06:07:24 PM
My country doesn't have a day :(

That is because it is insignificant and weak!  O Canada our home and kickass land! 
Title: Re: Happy Canada Day!
Post by: Barry Egan on July 01, 2009, 06:10:21 PM
 :dur