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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Crushed on July 04, 2009, 02:44:16 PM

Title: oh god help me
Post by: Crushed on July 04, 2009, 02:44:16 PM
i've been trapped in my grandparents house for three days now and apparently my grandmother decided windows xp and a dell were too complex so she traded them in and brought out her 10 year old hp with windows 98 instead

im dying here help me
Title: Re: oh god help me
Post by: Powerslave on July 04, 2009, 02:46:06 PM
Noooo don't go, you still have a lot of unfunny jokes in you.
Title: Re: oh god help me
Post by: Crushed on July 04, 2009, 02:48:43 PM
allow me to adjust my 800x600 16-color display to read your post


edit: there's a brochure on the desk for incontinence shorts and "brief shields"
Title: Re: oh god help me
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 04, 2009, 03:06:02 PM
sex her withercunt
Title: Re: oh god help me
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 04, 2009, 03:06:53 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on July 04, 2009, 02:46:06 PM
Noooo don't go, you still have a lot of unfunny jokes in you.

fuck you raghead, crushed is definitely tied with jinfash for MOST IMPROVED
Title: Re: oh god help me
Post by: Powerslave on July 04, 2009, 03:11:36 PM
You should have added an E to raghead, which would make it ragehead, which would be funnier.
Title: Re: oh god help me
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 04, 2009, 03:14:36 PM
Make sure to pull out one of those AOL 7.0 demos with a free CHEX QUEST disk :rock
Title: Re: oh god help me
Post by: Reb on July 04, 2009, 04:16:14 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on July 04, 2009, 03:06:53 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on July 04, 2009, 02:46:06 PM
Noooo don't go, you still have a lot of unfunny jokes in you.

fuck you raghead, crushed is definitely tied with jinfash for MOST IMPROVED

This is now a Jinfash vs Crushed topic.

Go! Jinfash Go!
Title: Re: oh god help me
Post by: Reb on July 04, 2009, 04:19:21 PM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/2qtwy1c.png)  :bow Jinfash :bow2 (http://i44.tinypic.com/2qtwy1c.png)
Title: Re: oh god help me
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 04, 2009, 04:25:25 PM
:bow :bow2
Title: Re: oh god help me
Post by: Reb on July 04, 2009, 04:28:46 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on July 04, 2009, 04:25:25 PM
:bow :bow2

Choose a side!
Title: Re: oh god help me
Post by: archie4208 on July 04, 2009, 04:32:47 PM
:drool Jinfash :drool
Title: Re: oh god help me
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 04, 2009, 04:33:13 PM
Quote from: Rebiak on July 04, 2009, 04:28:46 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on July 04, 2009, 04:25:25 PM
:bow :bow2

Choose a side!

I thought I just did.
Title: Re: oh god help me
Post by: Powerslave on July 04, 2009, 06:44:33 PM
Rebiak is a little slow, I'm sorry for his inconvenience.
Title: Re: oh god help me
Post by: Barry Egan on July 04, 2009, 06:45:53 PM
can't choose, they're both awesome
Title: Re: oh god help me
Post by: Powerslave on July 04, 2009, 06:46:50 PM
I'll make it easier.


Jinfash or Powerslave





Choose your destiny guys.
Title: Re: oh god help me
Post by: Barry Egan on July 04, 2009, 06:50:38 PM
why can't I have both? :'(
Title: Re: oh god help me
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 04, 2009, 06:54:55 PM
my grandma's computer used to be stuck at 640x480 because of some video driver issue.  when I tried to fix it (by just updating the video driver) it somehow screwed the whole machine over -.-

it ran Windows ME incidentally.  but now she has a new Vista laptop  8)