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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: dammitmattt on July 09, 2009, 11:04:10 PM

Title: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: dammitmattt on July 09, 2009, 11:04:10 PM: Why oh why oh why God are my 28-year-old wife and her 15-year-old sister watching this show right now. It is possibly the worst show I've ever seen in my life. Arghghghgh!!!

Please shoot me.
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: Fragamemnon on July 09, 2009, 11:05:29 PM: If they are cooing over a pregnant teen, you might just want to save that bullet for your own head.
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: Bocsius on July 09, 2009, 11:06:37 PM: I prefer 18 and Life.

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Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 09, 2009, 11:09:55 PM: My wife loves this show.

It's a total trainwreck, yet I've watched every single episode with her so far.
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: pilonv1 on July 09, 2009, 11:16:18 PM: There was a clip of it on the soup last week

Fat 16 bitch says she's eating a healthy meal - burger + cheese fries, but doesnt mention the milkshake

Then the fat boyfriend goes to buy a ring. Turns out the ring cost $21.40 and he asked about the return policy :rofl
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: Bacchus7 on July 09, 2009, 11:30:55 PM: More importantly, is it anything not like Juno
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 09, 2009, 11:49:33 PM: are they hot?
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 09, 2009, 11:52:09 PM: Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 09, 2009, 11:49:33 PM
are they hot?

No, but at least you know they put out.
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: ch1nchilla on July 09, 2009, 11:58:33 PM: This show sounds kind of kick ass. Which state is it filmed in? I'm guessing somewhere in the South?
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 10, 2009, 12:03:44 AM: time to start pitching your own sequel, 15 and pregnant

and the spinoff, 28 and divorced
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: ch1nchilla on July 10, 2009, 12:09:07 AM: http://www.mtv.com/videos/16-and-pregnant-ep1-maci/1612283/playlist.jhtml

Let's do this shit, bore.

EDIT:
I bought that couch with my own money.
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: ch1nchilla on July 10, 2009, 12:16:17 AM: Quote from: Green Man on July 10, 2009, 12:15:33 AM
Quote from: ch1nchilla on July 10, 2009, 12:09:07 AM
http://www.mtv.com/videos/16-and-pregnant-ep1-maci/1612283/playlist.jhtml

Let's do this shit, bore.

EDIT:
I bought that couch with my own money.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Not even a full minute in and I fucking hate this girl.

The name Bentley is just not a good call, either, IMO.
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: ch1nchilla on July 10, 2009, 12:22:44 AM: LOL HE MADE HER GET OUT OF THE CAR TO CHECK FOR FLATS.
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: ch1nchilla on July 10, 2009, 12:28:01 AM: I want to buy one of those mini-HD camera things now though, that's for sure.

I'm at the "the baby is born!" montage, and I think I might be done watching, unless we're gonna have more moments of the dude being just a total dick. Tennessee looks horrible.
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: ch1nchilla on July 10, 2009, 12:31:12 AM: "I expected him to come out walkin' and ridin'."
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: ch1nchilla on July 10, 2009, 12:38:14 AM: Quote from: Green Man on July 10, 2009, 12:34:02 AM
By the end they make up and get the baby a motorcycle. Dickish dad loves is son, finally! OH BOY!

I think I'm gonna go ahead and stop watching.

Quote from: Green Man on July 10, 2009, 12:35:31 AM
Second episode looks alright. I'm going to watch them all.

Hey, if I watch them all I feel like I should have a platform to review them. Like a podcast of me reviewing them.

Episode commentary? I'd listen.
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: brawndolicious on July 10, 2009, 12:54:28 AM: I got like two minutes in. Too much stupidity to voluntarily subject myself to.

Also yeah, I think they really really are abusing the camera angles or sound bites or something to make these people look stupider.
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 10, 2009, 01:29:38 AM: They should do a My Sweet 16 cross-over.
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: E-DuB on July 10, 2009, 01:29:44 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on July 10, 2009, 12:03:44 AM
time to start pitching your own sequel, 15 and pregnant

and the spinoff, 28 and divorced

You're being generous. I would have said nineteen at the very latest.
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: ch1nchilla on July 10, 2009, 01:36:40 AM: Episode one should've just been called "True Life: I live in Tennessee," IMO.
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: dammitmattt on July 10, 2009, 01:53:38 AM: Quote from: Green Man on July 10, 2009, 12:48:32 AM
Dumb Bitch: "What happens to your boobs if you breastfeed?"

Doctor: Uh..Nothing?

Dumb Bitchs mother: "Well, everything Ive ever seen is that when you breastfeed your boobs get big and saggy"

Doctor: "No that happens because YOUR PREGNANT."

That's the scene when I walked out of the room and nearly cussed out my 15-year-old sister-in-law just for being about the same age. I'm on 360 hiatus (gotta maintain that 100,000 even gamerscore!) so I went in the other room and got 7 stars in Mario Galaxy. But I could still hear that shit in the other room. The next one with the fat chick from Georgia is even worse.

FUCK.
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: castle007 on July 10, 2009, 02:27:55 AM: It is probably not as bad as that ABC family show. "The Secret Life of the American Teenager" >:(

terrible, terrible show. The show's message? "It is ok to have sex at 15, just make sure to wear a condom to not have kids" ::)
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: etiolate on July 10, 2009, 02:28:37 AM: Quote from: Bocsius on July 09, 2009, 11:06:37 PM
I prefer 18 and Life.

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18 and life

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Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 10, 2009, 02:30:44 AM: Tonight's episode is really sad.

Yes, they're fucked up teenagers in fucked up situations and I love me some good schadenfreude just as much as the rest of you, but holy shit is it sad.
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: dammitmattt on July 10, 2009, 02:34:21 AM: Quote from: distantmantra on July 10, 2009, 02:30:44 AM
Tonight's episode is really sad.

Yes, they're fucked up teenagers in fucked up situations and I love me some good schadenfreude just as much as the rest of you, but holy shit is it sad.

I don't feel sorry for anyone who invites cameras into their home to chronicle their shitty lives. They just want their 15 mins like the rest of them. They deserve absolutely no sympathy. They are the ones that ignored perfectly good advice from much smarter people (like just wear a fucking condom) because they know everything there is to know about the world at age 15.

Except they don't know that you can't feel a heartbeat from the baby's head. Fuck me.
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 10, 2009, 02:44:08 AM: Quote from: dammitmattt on July 10, 2009, 02:34:21 AM
Quote from: distantmantra on July 10, 2009, 02:30:44 AM
Tonight's episode is really sad.

Yes, they're fucked up teenagers in fucked up situations and I love me some good schadenfreude just as much as the rest of you, but holy shit is it sad.

I don't feel sorry for anyone who invites cameras into their home to chronicle their shitty lives. They just want their 15 mins like the rest of them. They deserve absolutely no sympathy. They are the ones that ignored perfectly good advice from much smarter people (like just wear a fucking condom) because they know everything there is to know about the world at age 15.

Except they don't know that you can't feel a heartbeat from the baby's head. Fuck me.

I don't feel bad that she got pregnant. I feel bad that the whole family is getting kicked out of their rental because the landlord wants to sell.
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: etiolate on July 10, 2009, 03:10:18 AM: why are you all watching this show

seriously
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: Kara on July 10, 2009, 03:54:51 AM: Quote from: dammitmattt on July 09, 2009, 11:04:10 PM
Why oh why oh why God are my 28-year-old wife and her 15-year-old sister watching this show right now.

This is one of those questions you ask but people aren't supposed to answer, right.
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: pilonv1 on July 10, 2009, 04:40:44 AM: http://au.eonline.com/uberblog/b132526__lt_i_gt_16_and_Pregnant_lt__i_gt___And_Fat_and_Cheap.html

this is why i watched it
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: Brehvolution on July 10, 2009, 10:01:56 AM: Dr. Tiller. :'(
Still so much work to left to do.
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: Tauntaun on July 10, 2009, 10:12:11 AM: Quote from: etiolate on July 10, 2009, 03:10:18 AM
why are you all watching this show

seriously

Yeah :smug

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I watched two seconds of an episode from one of the links somebody posted. :maf
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Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: Brehvolution on July 10, 2009, 12:30:56 PM: :lol
I forget you are here sometimes, JD.
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: Lone on July 10, 2009, 12:54:42 PM: :lol There's actually a show named "16 and Pregnant"

Can AMC have a "78 and Invalid" show?
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: Kara on July 11, 2009, 04:05:47 AM: Watched an ep tonight. Are all of them in bumfuck hicksville with white trash? It is important that I nail down an answer to this.
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: Tauntaun on July 13, 2009, 10:36:10 AM: Quote from: JayDubya on July 10, 2009, 12:35:56 PM
Percentage-wise, I've got even less people to agree with, but less sensitive toes to worry about stepping on.

Step on my penis. :hyper
Title: Re: 16 and Pregnant
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 13, 2009, 11:44:38 AM: Quote from: Lone on July 10, 2009, 12:54:42 PM
:lol There's actually a show named "16 and Pregnant"

Can AMC have a "78 and Invalid" show?

:lol