Men.Virgins. Is the correct answer.
Practice makes perfect. Though I imagine most girls would want to be done by then.Yes, this. An hour is a little excessive.
An hour of straight penetration? Good luck finding a woman whose vag lubricates itself enough for an hour of sex without it becoming painful to her.
This thread was good for like four laughs. :lola woman appears
An hour of straight penetration? Good luck finding a woman whose vag lubricates itself enough for an hour of sex without it becoming painful to her.
College.
Sore from 30 minutes. laugh
Either you vastly overestimate the length of time that you have sex, or your fucking muscles have incredible endurance because you're an anorgasmic freak. Get on your knees and thrust your pelvis for 30 minutes straight and tell me if you're not tired of it.
No need to even get crazy.
1) Lie on back;
2) Partner bounces up and down;
3) Win.
MarriageSex is no longer new and exciting for Toxy, it appears.
MarriageSex is no longer new and exciting for Toxy, it appears.
Honestly, not really. I mean, I have had 3 relationships that were longer than 5 years.
After having sex with someone for the 400-500th time there is a predictabilty and mechanic nature that is just unavoidable. You can mix it up or try new shit, but that is only a small percentage of the time overall. Often, it's just a waste of time, energy and money (the toys, the exotic places or other shit).
MarriageSex is no longer new and exciting for Toxy, it appears.
Honestly, not really. I mean, I have had 3 relationships that were longer than 5 years.
After having sex with someone for the 400-500th time there is a predictabilty and mechanic nature that is just unavoidable. You can mix it up or try new shit, but that is only a small percentage of the time overall. Often, it's just a waste of time, energy and money (the toys, the exotic places or other shit).
These "dudes" you speak of must be boinkin' other dudes (with lots 'o' lube), cause no girl I know wants to have a guy's one-eyed moisture missile rammin' their shit for an hour. :yuck
I'd rather do it, chill the fuck out for a bit, and then again a little while later.
These "dudes" you speak of must be boinkin' other dudes (with lots 'o' lube), cause no girl I know wants to have a guy's one-eyed moisture missile rammin' their shit for an hour. :yuck
I'd rather do it, chill the fuck out for a bit, and then again a little while later.
Would you take it on the face?
No need to even get crazy.
1) Lie on back;
2) Partner bounces up and down;
3) Win.
or in bildi's case: sit and spin
Yeah, there is a point where it becomes tedious and not enjoyable.
Yeah, there is a point where it becomes tedious and not enjoyable.
Have you ever faked it, Wilco?
Yeah, there is a point where it becomes tedious and not enjoyable.
Have you ever faked it, Wilco?
I have. I was with my girlfriend and she woke me up to go again - after I had already performed twice. I was fucking tired!
... then I went to sleep.
Also, I always wear rubbers, so it's easy for me to go OMG THERE'S SO MUCH IN THERE and run to the bathroom real quick to dispose of it before she learns that it's dryer than Nancy Pelosi's vag.
How often do guys fake it anyway?
Have you guys ever been caught?
They've got condoms sized to fit nowadays to prevent that dilemma.
And it takes like thirty seconds to put one on. How bad is your sense of urgency?!
Professional porn stars do some weird shit when they "ejaculate". The women just piss everywhere but the men actually inject some sort of mayonnaise or fake sperm shit into their seminal vesicle.
i don't like condoms either. raw is so much better.
i used to never have sex raw before i got married. i didn't even really know how it felt without a condom. maybe that's why it's so hard to go back now.
Actually, I think going 'for hours' tends to be something that young people do. If you're good at what you do, and there's nothing wrong with you, it shouldn't take an hour for the act alone.
Actually, I think going 'for hours' tends to be something that young people do. If you're good at what you do, and there's nothing wrong with you, it shouldn't take an hour for the act alone.
Seriously, what the fuck?
Himu
Jin
i'm pretty sure that most people who posted in this thread are not virgins. this isn't gaf
Actually, I think going 'for hours' tends to be something that young people do. If you're good at what you do, and there's nothing wrong with you, it shouldn't take an hour for the act alone.
how many goats have you fucked jin
edit: Make that virgin goats
72
Wasn't the "good luck finding a girl who stays wet" comment from distant, who's married?
How often do guys fake it anyway?
Have you guys ever been caught?
Actually, I think going 'for hours' tends to be something that young people do. If you're good at what you do, and there's nothing wrong with you, it shouldn't take an hour for the act alone.
I was "what the fuck"-ing this comment. I don't get it. "If you're good at what you do, and there's nothing wrong with you, it shouldn't take an hour for the act alone". Haven't you ever heard "Some Girls" by the 'Stones?
how many goats have you fucked jin
edit: Make that virgin goats
72
Because you don't need it? Because it hasn't occurred to you?
i'm pretty sure that most people who posted in this thread are not virgins. this isn't gaf
okay fine but still, the hysteria level is pretty fucking high in here. "good luck finding a girl that will stay wet" was a doozy from page one; um, that's why you keep a bottle of lube around?
i'm bi and even i don't like anal :-\
Uh, yeah, that was me. Having sex with my girlfriend indicates I'm a virgin? Are you mentally distinguished mentally-challenged?
Besides, who the fuck keeps a bottle of lube around for vaginal intercourse? It's called foreplay.
And moreover, there are women in this thread also saying they don't want to get rammed for an hour straight.
http://www.stayswetlonger.com/freesamples/freesamples.php
I was going to write a cutting reply, but I decided against it.
If I'm going to have a long sex session usually I'll go ahead and cum and then go back for seconds.
Besides, who the fuck keeps a bottle of lube around for vaginal intercourse?i do :-\ :-[
doesn't matter how wet and how much foreplay, there's no going in without lube. just doesn't work.
why is corny being a total dickwad about this?
why is corny being a total dickwad about this?
Besides, who the fuck keeps a bottle of lube around for vaginal intercourse?i do :-\ :-[
doesn't matter how wet and how much foreplay, there's no going in without lube. just doesn't work.
For reals? The vagina can naturally expand to accept huge organs and objects. Are you packing a 12-inch dong?cloud can kegel lift a car
anatomically speaking, length has very little to do with it. without going into too much detail, it's just a combo of proportions that are on the verge of being incompatible. which isn't to say that it doesn't to some extent also add to the pleasure. :PBesides, who the fuck keeps a bottle of lube around for vaginal intercourse?i do :-\ :-[
doesn't matter how wet and how much foreplay, there's no going in without lube. just doesn't work.
For reals? The vagina can naturally expand to accept huge organs and objects. Are you packing a 12-inch dong?
anatomically speaking, length has very little to do with it. without going into too much detail, it's just a combo of proportions that are on the verge of being incompatible. which isn't to say that it doesn't to some extent also add to the pleasure. :PBesides, who the fuck keeps a bottle of lube around for vaginal intercourse?i do :-\ :-[
doesn't matter how wet and how much foreplay, there's no going in without lube. just doesn't work.
For reals? The vagina can naturally expand to accept huge organs and objects. Are you packing a 12-inch dong?
translation: thick cock, tight pussy :teehee :drool
:bow :swiss cock :bow2
anatomically speaking, length has very little to do with it. without going into too much detail, it's just a combo of proportions that are on the verge of being incompatible. which isn't to say that it doesn't to some extent also add to the pleasure. :PBesides, who the fuck keeps a bottle of lube around for vaginal intercourse?i do :-\ :-[
doesn't matter how wet and how much foreplay, there's no going in without lube. just doesn't work.
For reals? The vagina can naturally expand to accept huge organs and objects. Are you packing a 12-inch dong?
translation: thick cock, tight pussy :teehee :drool
:bow :swiss cock :bow2
Pics plz. :teehee
Google "Angel Jay" and pretend.
thick cock:drool
tight pussy:yuck
thick cock:drooltight pussy:drool
okay fine but still, the hysteria level is pretty fucking high in here. "good luck finding a girl that will stay wet" was a doozy from page one; um, that's why you keep a bottle of lube around?
EB: missionary for ten minutes with the lights off. In bed by 11.
Alcohol and I wont come at all by the way.
Sounds like a mental block more than a physical one. They've got super thin ones nowadays too! I find it much easier to climax knowing that there will be no babies as a result. Babies are a boner killer.
It's called "distinguished mentally-challenged ejaculation" and yeah, I "suffer" from it. Since I've been "dealing" with it for nearly 18 years, I can tell you that some women love it, others don't. Almost all of them get frustrated with the fact that they can't make me cum, even though it's not their fault.
for some reason I can never come during sexual intercourse, I guess its multi-tasking or something. so yeah I can go for an hour no sweat. Then its JO all over her time 8)
Never had to use lube for vaginal intercourse. I only need to use (lots of) lube for anal.
We should form a distinguished mentally-challenged Ejaculation Borito club. :heartbeat
I tried to fake an orgams once.
It didn't work.
:'(
We should form a distinguished mentally-challenged Ejaculation Borito club. :heartbeat
We need a better name. "distinguished mentally-challenged Ejaculation" is an epithet created by the mundanes to make themselves feel better about being inferior.