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Title: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: WrikaWrek on July 13, 2009, 10:07:55 PM
SEriously? You can fuck for an hour? Like you can have your dick hard and not cum for a whole hour?

I don't get it.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 13, 2009, 10:13:27 PM
Practice makes perfect. Though I imagine most girls would want to be done by then.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 13, 2009, 10:16:51 PM
Alcohol.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Bacchus7 on July 13, 2009, 10:19:45 PM
Men.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: demi on July 13, 2009, 10:19:52 PM
KEGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: demi on July 13, 2009, 10:21:47 PM
You can also practice while jerking off. When you get the feeling to cum, stop... wait a minute to cool down. Then go back to work. Repeat as necessary until you want to cum all over yourself.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 13, 2009, 10:26:40 PM
Pace yourself
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on July 13, 2009, 10:36:30 PM
This is onyl difficult if you're talking about the penis actually being in the vagina for an hour nonstop, which you can't be for her comfort
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Kara on July 13, 2009, 10:41:57 PM
You look better than me, I can fuck for an hour. Genetics closes a door but opens a window.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Fresh Prince on July 13, 2009, 10:53:25 PM
Men.
Virgins. Is the correct answer.

Aren't they referring the whole act though?
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: jiji on July 13, 2009, 10:54:35 PM
Practice makes perfect. Though I imagine most girls would want to be done by then.
Yes, this. An hour is a little excessive.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Bildi on July 13, 2009, 10:55:53 PM
I can go forever, but it's not by choice. :(

Too much fapping can be bad for you. :wag
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Tristam on July 13, 2009, 10:57:08 PM
An hour of straight penetration? Good luck finding a woman whose vag lubricates itself enough for an hour of sex without it becoming painful to her.

If I stop myself from shooting too many times, then it becomes difficult for me to shoot at all. That happened once and we went for probably 30 minutes. God damn, my abs and my thighs were sore from all the thrusting.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 13, 2009, 11:04:17 PM
Who said anything about women?
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Kara on July 13, 2009, 11:04:51 PM
Sore from 30 minutes.  :lol
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: ch1nchilla on July 13, 2009, 11:15:23 PM
An hour of straight penetration? Good luck finding a woman whose vag lubricates itself enough for an hour of sex without it becoming painful to her.

College.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Cyanista on July 13, 2009, 11:16:03 PM
This thread was good for like four laughs.  :lol
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Fresh Prince on July 13, 2009, 11:17:50 PM
This thread was good for like four laughs.  :lol
a woman appears
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: WrikaWrek on July 13, 2009, 11:25:07 PM
I don't even think it's interesting to do it for so long. If you wanna keep going, then sure, you just go at it again. But after 20 minutes it starts getting sorta stale, at 30 min it gets to the point where i might not reach it at all.

Might as well just do it, and then relax for a bit and go at it again after.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 13, 2009, 11:25:38 PM
CYANISTA WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS?
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Tristam on July 13, 2009, 11:26:41 PM
An hour of straight penetration? Good luck finding a woman whose vag lubricates itself enough for an hour of sex without it becoming painful to her.

College.

Been there, done that.

Quote
Sore from 30 minutes.  laugh

Either you vastly overestimate the length of time that you have sex, or your fucking muscles have incredible endurance because you're an anorgasmic freak. Get on your knees and thrust your pelvis for 30 minutes straight and tell me if you're not tired of it.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: demi on July 13, 2009, 11:27:03 PM
Cyanista what are your thoughts on circumcision. Is foreskin as chewy as I want it to be?
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 13, 2009, 11:33:53 PM
Sure, when I was 18-20 and sex was new and exciting.  Now, it would seem like 50 minutes too long.

When you add drugs and alcohol, it can go for much longer than that.



Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 13, 2009, 11:34:39 PM
Marriage Sex is no longer new and exciting for Toxy, it appears.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: duckman2000 on July 13, 2009, 11:35:33 PM
Depends on the chick. I've gone longer than that with some, but that typically just means that the chick isn't doing her part real well, or you're simply not meshing well. Or you're high.

Straight thrusting, though, I doubt I've ever had the stamina for an hour of continuous pounding. Doesn't sound very fun, either.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: BlackMage on July 13, 2009, 11:39:16 PM
im a year long motha fugga's what?!

wait, we are talking about time in-between sex right?
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Kara on July 14, 2009, 12:12:39 AM
Either you vastly overestimate the length of time that you have sex, or your fucking muscles have incredible endurance because you're an anorgasmic freak. Get on your knees and thrust your pelvis for 30 minutes straight and tell me if you're not tired of it.

Of course that's tiring that's why there are these crazy positions where the lady does most of the work that you switch to.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Bildi on July 14, 2009, 12:23:27 AM
No need to even get crazy.

1) Lie on back;
2) Partner bounces up and down;
3) Win.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: BlackMage on July 14, 2009, 12:28:31 AM
No need to even get crazy.

1) Lie on back;
2) Partner bounces up and down;
3) Win.

or in bildi's case: sit and spin
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 14, 2009, 12:42:27 AM
Marriage Sex is no longer new and exciting for Toxy, it appears.

Honestly, not really. I mean, I have had 3 relationships that were longer than 5 years.

After having sex with someone for the 400-500th time there is a predictabilty and mechanic nature that is just unavoidable. You can mix it up or try new shit, but that is only a small percentage of the time overall. Often, it's just a waste of time, energy and money (the toys, the exotic places or other shit).

 

 

Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Fresh Prince on July 14, 2009, 12:47:22 AM
Grandpa Toxic.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 12:51:03 AM
Marriage Sex is no longer new and exciting for Toxy, it appears.

Honestly, not really. I mean, I have had 3 relationships that were longer than 5 years.

After having sex with someone for the 400-500th time there is a predictabilty and mechanic nature that is just unavoidable. You can mix it up or try new shit, but that is only a small percentage of the time overall. Often, it's just a waste of time, energy and money (the toys, the exotic places or other shit).

 

 



That sounds depressing.  Why did you even get married?
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: lennedsay on July 14, 2009, 12:55:04 AM
These "dudes" you speak of must be boinkin' other dudes (with lots 'o' lube), cause no girl I know wants to have a guy's one-eyed moisture missile rammin' their shit for an hour.  :yuck

I'd rather do it, chill the fuck out for a bit, and then again a little while later.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 14, 2009, 12:55:16 AM
Marriage Sex is no longer new and exciting for Toxy, it appears.

Honestly, not really. I mean, I have had 3 relationships that were longer than 5 years.

After having sex with someone for the 400-500th time there is a predictabilty and mechanic nature that is just unavoidable. You can mix it up or try new shit, but that is only a small percentage of the time overall. Often, it's just a waste of time, energy and money (the toys, the exotic places or other shit).

 

 



T'is very true. I know what sets my wife off and she does too. The greatness comes from the fact that I can easily get her off at least once and just having my way from there on out.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: demi on July 14, 2009, 12:56:53 AM
These "dudes" you speak of must be boinkin' other dudes (with lots 'o' lube), cause no girl I know wants to have a guy's one-eyed moisture missile rammin' their shit for an hour.  :yuck

I'd rather do it, chill the fuck out for a bit, and then again a little while later.

Would you take it on the face?
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 01:01:28 AM
Yeah, there is a point where it becomes tedious and not enjoyable.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: lennedsay on July 14, 2009, 01:05:47 AM
These "dudes" you speak of must be boinkin' other dudes (with lots 'o' lube), cause no girl I know wants to have a guy's one-eyed moisture missile rammin' their shit for an hour.  :yuck

I'd rather do it, chill the fuck out for a bit, and then again a little while later.

Would you take it on the face?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: demi on July 14, 2009, 01:06:26 AM
Dirty girl
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 01:06:30 AM
:lol

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Post by: lennedsay on July 14, 2009, 01:08:19 AM
 :-*
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Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Bildi on July 14, 2009, 01:14:54 AM
No need to even get crazy.

1) Lie on back;
2) Partner bounces up and down;
3) Win.

or in bildi's case: sit and spin

:teehee
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: drew on July 14, 2009, 01:46:09 AM
(http://smithpierce.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/a_adderall_021.jpg)
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 14, 2009, 02:02:04 AM
Yeah, there is a point where it becomes tedious and not enjoyable.

Have you ever faked it, Wilco?
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: drew on July 14, 2009, 02:05:39 AM
he would
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: lennedsay on July 14, 2009, 02:09:26 AM
How often do guys fake it anyway?

Have you guys ever been caught?
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 14, 2009, 02:43:25 AM
I think my wife would start yelling at me if I took an hour. Shit gets rubbed raw, son. Foreplay can go on for hours, but the perfect amount of actual intercourse time for us is 10-25 minutes.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: cool breeze on July 14, 2009, 02:59:25 AM
multitask
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 02:59:56 AM
Yeah, there is a point where it becomes tedious and not enjoyable.

Have you ever faked it, Wilco?

I have.  I was with my girlfriend and she woke me up to go again - after I had already performed twice.  I was fucking tired!

... then I went to sleep.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: ch1nchilla on July 14, 2009, 03:03:22 AM
Yeah, there is a point where it becomes tedious and not enjoyable.

Have you ever faked it, Wilco?

I have.  I was with my girlfriend and she woke me up to go again - after I had already performed twice.  I was fucking tired!

... then I went to sleep.

:lol Reminds me of when I was too drunk to actually finish, so I pulled out, said good night, and rolled over. We had sex the next morning and then I went to an exam. Haven't seen her since, but that's summer vacation's fault.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: drew on July 14, 2009, 03:04:19 AM
2 drunk 2 fuck

2 lzy 2 typ
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 03:09:46 AM
OH YES OH BABY IT FEELS SO GOOD... GOODNIGHT! *SNORE!*
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Bildi on July 14, 2009, 03:41:30 AM
Didn't she figure it out when nothing dribbled out afterwards?

Or maybe she passed out from the intoxicating pleasure before that point.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 03:55:37 AM
Dude, after awhile, you can always claim you were tapped out.  The keg is empty, so to speak.

She didn't pass out - I'm no sexual dynamo or anything (like that dude from GAF with a four hour erection).  I'd like to think I got the job done, at the cost of a goodnight's rest.  I never feel that comfortable at someone else's place anyway.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 03:57:26 AM
Also, I always wear rubbers, so it's easy for me to go OMG THERE'S SO MUCH IN THERE and run to the bathroom real quick to dispose of it before she learns that it's dryer than Nancy Pelosi's vag.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: demi on July 14, 2009, 03:59:51 AM
I appreciate the direction this conversation is going and wish to lurk more
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 04:00:43 AM
But demi, much like Wrika after three minutes, I'm spent!
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: demi on July 14, 2009, 04:02:16 AM
I was done before I read that post!
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 04:03:14 AM
WAS IT MAGICAL?
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: demi on July 14, 2009, 04:05:05 AM
I may have got some on the floor
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Bildi on July 14, 2009, 04:10:21 AM
Also, I always wear rubbers, so it's easy for me to go OMG THERE'S SO MUCH IN THERE and run to the bathroom real quick to dispose of it before she learns that it's dryer than Nancy Pelosi's vag.

I've hardly ever used condoms so such an ingenious ruse never occurred to me.  Kudos.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 04:14:00 AM
I'm so fucking paranoid - mostly about the woman becoming sick with baby - that I've insisted on the pill and condoms in recent relationships.  I will fucking shut down if I don't have protection.  I have this mental image of me taking care of a child, stuck in a job I hate so I can make enough money to support it.  It flashes real quick and my penis immediately falls off.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: etiolate on July 14, 2009, 04:20:28 AM
How often do guys fake it anyway?

Have you guys ever been caught?

I faked it once.  She was suspicious, but I got away with it.  She was just sort of a lazy lay sometimes and I got tired of doing most of the work, so one time I was just like "ahhh uh" and then waited half an hour, went to play videogames.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Bildi on July 14, 2009, 04:22:44 AM
I rely on the pill since I can't feel enough through a condom to get anywhere.  And the few times I tried a condom the mood died by the time I got it on. 

Plus the excess rubber around the base of my wiener isn't very inspiring. :-\
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 04:24:36 AM
They've got condoms sized to fit nowadays to prevent that dilemma.

And it takes like thirty seconds to put one on.  How bad is your sense of urgency?!
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 14, 2009, 04:29:54 AM
Seems like sex would get boring after 10 minutes. I'd rather watch porn
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 04:31:26 AM
Sounds like something that someone who has only watched porn would say.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: demi on July 14, 2009, 04:32:38 AM
Sounds like someone who watches FAKE ASS SHITTY PORN would say. Most amateur vids are hit it and quit it, just how I like it

edit: The vids... not sex. Cause... I havent. But the vids are nice
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 04:35:21 AM
"Professional" pornography is gross.  Fake women, too much fluids, etc. :yuck
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Bildi on July 14, 2009, 04:36:14 AM
They've got condoms sized to fit nowadays to prevent that dilemma.

And it takes like thirty seconds to put one on.  How bad is your sense of urgency?!

No really, it's just because I can't feel enough through them.  It's quite a challenge for me to cum even without them. :(
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 04:39:51 AM
Sounds like a mental block more than a physical one.  They've got super thin ones nowadays too!  I find it much easier to climax knowing that there will be no babies as a result.  Babies are a boner killer.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 05:11:49 AM
I don't think anyone likes condoms - it's just a necessary evil.

I can't imagine if there were no consequences from intercourse that someone would prefer to wear a rubber.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 05:20:43 AM
Well, that's one of the benefits of marrying someone. :p
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: brawndolicious on July 14, 2009, 06:26:47 AM
Professional porn stars do some weird shit when they "ejaculate".  The women just piss everywhere but the men actually inject some sort of mayonnaise or fake sperm shit into their seminal vesicle.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Sceneman on July 14, 2009, 06:47:20 AM
for some reason I can never come during sexual intercourse, I guess its multi-tasking or something. so yeah I can go for an hour no sweat. Then its JO all over her time  8)
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 14, 2009, 10:03:45 AM
Professional porn stars do some weird shit when they "ejaculate".  The women just piss everywhere but the men actually inject some sort of mayonnaise or fake sperm shit into their seminal vesicle.

:wtf

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Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: WrikaWrek on July 14, 2009, 10:09:13 AM
Fuck condoms. So sick of them. I'll make it my mission to go rambo next time, i'm in a relationship goddamnit.

Will be embarrassing if i premature ejaculate because of it, like "omg, the wonders, i didn't know this is what it's supposed to feel like, good god".

Fuck latex man.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 14, 2009, 10:23:04 AM
It's called "distinguished mentally-challenged ejaculation" and yeah, I "suffer" from it. Since I've been "dealing" with it for nearly 18 years, I can tell you that some women love it, others don't. Almost all of them get frustrated with the fact that they can't make me cum, even though it's not their fault.

Lots of hysterical squawking from virgins in this thread. But hey, it's the 'Bore
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Himu on July 14, 2009, 10:30:55 AM
i don't like condoms either. raw is so much better.

Who likes condoms?

i used to never have sex raw before i got married. i didn't even really know how it felt without a condom. maybe that's why it's so hard to go back now.

You're just trying to rub it (your dick) in ours faces now.

Asshole.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Akala on July 14, 2009, 10:37:45 AM
Actually, I think going 'for hours' tends to be something that young people do. If you're good at what you do, and there's nothing wrong with you, it shouldn't take an hour for the act alone.

That's for me personally though. Back in the day, going for hours was fun...maybe because getting there was an end result and not something that happens all the time.

It's easy to spot all the married guys in the thread.  :lol
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 14, 2009, 11:00:17 AM
Actually, I think going 'for hours' tends to be something that young people do. If you're good at what you do, and there's nothing wrong with you, it shouldn't take an hour for the act alone.

Seriously, what the fuck?
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Akala on July 14, 2009, 11:12:18 AM
Actually, I think going 'for hours' tends to be something that young people do. If you're good at what you do, and there's nothing wrong with you, it shouldn't take an hour for the act alone.

Seriously, what the fuck?

???

Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Reb on July 14, 2009, 11:21:31 AM
Himu
Jin
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 11:43:16 AM
Jin lives in Saudi Arabia, he has no doubt banged a goat by now. :P
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Himu on July 14, 2009, 11:44:21 AM
Himu
Jin

Nope.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Himu on July 14, 2009, 11:55:07 AM
how many goats have you fucked jin

edit: Make that virgin goats
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 14, 2009, 12:13:23 PM
i'm pretty sure that most people who posted in this thread are not virgins. this isn't gaf

okay fine but still, the hysteria level is pretty fucking high in here. "good luck finding a girl that will stay wet" was a doozy from page one; um, that's why you keep a bottle of lube around?

Actually, I think going 'for hours' tends to be something that young people do. If you're good at what you do, and there's nothing wrong with you, it shouldn't take an hour for the act alone.

I was "what the fuck"-ing this comment. I don't get it. "If you're good at what you do, and there's nothing wrong with you, it shouldn't take an hour for the act alone". Haven't you ever heard "Some Girls" by the 'Stones?
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Himu on July 14, 2009, 12:17:18 PM
Wasn't the "good luck finding a girl who stays wet" comment from distant, who's married?
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Himu on July 14, 2009, 12:17:50 PM
how many goats have you fucked jin

edit: Make that virgin goats

72

:bow
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 14, 2009, 12:28:43 PM
Wasn't the "good luck finding a girl who stays wet" comment from distant, who's married?

i don't know but goddamn maybe he should look into that his & hers stuff.

i can get him a good discount!
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Kestastrophe on July 14, 2009, 12:39:39 PM
How often do guys fake it anyway?

Have you guys ever been caught?

I've been married for a year now, and we dated for 7 years before that and I have faked it on several occasions. Mostly when we were younger and were going at it several times in a row (although there was one time when I got a toothy blowjob, and I tried my best to act pleased, but there was no hiding the lack of ejac during a bj). Now that I am middle aged (26 :teehee), I don't have to worry about multiple penetration sessions. Especially if I maintain my auto-erotic quota of 2 whacks a day
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Akala on July 14, 2009, 12:45:47 PM

Actually, I think going 'for hours' tends to be something that young people do. If you're good at what you do, and there's nothing wrong with you, it shouldn't take an hour for the act alone.

I was "what the fuck"-ing this comment. I don't get it. "If you're good at what you do, and there's nothing wrong with you, it shouldn't take an hour for the act alone". Haven't you ever heard "Some Girls" by the 'Stones?

Yeah, maybe I shouldn't have made a blanket statement about it, as some people just take longer to get off. It's outside of the norm though. A full hour is way outside the norm IMO.

I don't think I've ever pounded for an hour under normal conditions. I'd have to have been blitzed out of my mind. I would imagine the quality suffers in that state of mind anyway. Drunk / rolling sex looks laughable when you are sober.

Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 14, 2009, 12:53:20 PM
how many goats have you fucked jin

edit: Make that virgin goats

72

 :lol You're always such a good sport.  :heartbeat
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 01:57:13 PM
I've never used lube.  True story.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 14, 2009, 02:04:41 PM
Because you don't need it? Because it hasn't occurred to you?

That "his n hers" shit is a lot of pseudo-scientific fun!
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 14, 2009, 02:13:02 PM
Never had to use lube for vaginal intercourse. I only need to use (lots of) lube for anal.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: TEEEPO on July 14, 2009, 02:24:44 PM
the less time, the better  :-*
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 02:47:02 PM
Because you don't need it? Because it hasn't occurred to you?

Never needed it.  Like distantmantra, it's never been an issue.  And I've never done anal (it's an exit, not an entrance!), so there's been no need. 
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 14, 2009, 02:53:55 PM
Well, I use lube on the regular.  :cookiem
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Himu on July 14, 2009, 03:02:03 PM
Willco, you also can't see the appeal of anal? I guess I'm speaking entirely out of ignorance here but nothing has ever made me want to try it (whether it's on the receiving end or otherwise).

Lots of folks say the girl can have a bigger and better orgasm with anal sex, but I still can't picture my dick in a poop hole without becoming immediately limp.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Tristam on July 14, 2009, 03:14:24 PM
i'm pretty sure that most people who posted in this thread are not virgins. this isn't gaf

okay fine but still, the hysteria level is pretty fucking high in here. "good luck finding a girl that will stay wet" was a doozy from page one; um, that's why you keep a bottle of lube around?




Uh, yeah, that was me. Having sex with my girlfriend indicates I'm a virgin? Are you mentally distinguished mentally-challenged?

Besides, who the fuck keeps a bottle of lube around for vaginal intercourse? It's called foreplay.

And moreover, there are women in this thread also saying they don't want to get rammed for an hour straight.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Kestastrophe on July 14, 2009, 03:31:10 PM
Jarosh has a donkey dick

----------\
----------/

:bow
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 03:43:40 PM
i'm bi and even i don't like anal  :-\

 :lol

Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 14, 2009, 03:45:22 PM
Uh, yeah, that was me. Having sex with my girlfriend indicates I'm a virgin? Are you mentally distinguished mentally-challenged?

Sorry, I missed the part about you having sex with anyone due to the whole "good luck finding a blahblah"

Besides, who the fuck keeps a bottle of lube around for vaginal intercourse? It's called foreplay.

Just this last weekend I had intercourse for two hours. Sorry man, foreplay only goes so far.

And moreover, there are women in this thread also saying they don't want to get rammed for an hour straight.

Good for them. I'll stick to fucking one that does.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 03:47:48 PM
I was going to write a cutting reply, but I decided against it.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: demi on July 14, 2009, 03:50:30 PM
http://www.stayswetlonger.com/freesamples/freesamples.php

Free lube... pucker those starfishes up
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 14, 2009, 03:50:49 PM
Oh, just go ahead.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 14, 2009, 03:51:44 PM
http://www.stayswetlonger.com/freesamples/freesamples.php

The silicone-based Wet stuff is the bees knees. A little dab will do ya.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: muckhole on July 14, 2009, 03:53:55 PM
I've always found the length of time was really quite dependent on other factors like mood, location, whether drinking was involved etc.

I don't find an hour to be preposterous, but it's rare and not something I'd always aim for either.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 03:55:55 PM
When I lived in Hollywood, my roommate was dating a wannabe actress who got downright angry if sex lasted more than five minutes. :lol
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 14, 2009, 03:56:43 PM
I'd just like to add that missionary is the lamest position.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 14, 2009, 03:57:16 PM
I was going to write a cutting reply, but I decided against it.

 :lol


Anyway, I could go for an hour or longer if I wanted to (and have before) but it's not something I like to make a habit of.  It gets boring imo and I find if I push my orgasm out that far there is more chance I might not cum at all.  If I'm going to have a long sex session usually I'll go ahead and cum and then go back for seconds.  
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 03:58:21 PM
 If I'm going to have a long sex session usually I'll go ahead and cum and then go back for seconds.  

Ding! This is the correct response.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 14, 2009, 04:09:31 PM
Yes, especially when you're physically unable to ejaculate.  ::)
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 14, 2009, 04:15:03 PM
Wasn't talking about you, champ.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 14, 2009, 04:20:35 PM
I wasn't talking to you either Tet, I was talking to Willco.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: cloudwalking on July 14, 2009, 04:23:00 PM
Besides, who the fuck keeps a bottle of lube around for vaginal intercourse?
i do  :-\  :-[

doesn't matter how wet and how much foreplay, there's no going in without lube. just doesn't work.

:D that's how i like it :-*

:bow :swiss :bow2
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Himu on July 14, 2009, 04:23:04 PM
why is corny being a total dickwad about this?
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 14, 2009, 04:31:29 PM
why is corny being a total dickwad about this?

After finding out it takes him 2+ hours to cum (if at all) all of a sudden Corny's anger/rage makes a LOT more sense.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 14, 2009, 04:33:42 PM
why is corny being a total dickwad about this?

I'm sorry that not sharing in the groupthink makes me "a total dickwad"


Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: demi on July 14, 2009, 04:34:38 PM
Why are we arguing about cumming all over women (and men)? Let us share stories, or at least tell them to others who are less fortunate... so we may indulge ourselves at our own leisure
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Tristam on July 14, 2009, 04:35:53 PM
Besides, who the fuck keeps a bottle of lube around for vaginal intercourse?
i do  :-\  :-[

doesn't matter how wet and how much foreplay, there's no going in without lube. just doesn't work.

For reals? The vagina can naturally expand to accept huge organs and objects. Are you packing a 12-inch dong?

Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 14, 2009, 04:36:52 PM
Ah, I too mistook what someone was saying
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Kestastrophe on July 14, 2009, 04:41:59 PM
For reals? The vagina can naturally expand to accept huge organs and objects. Are you packing a 12-inch dong?
cloud can kegel lift a car
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 14, 2009, 04:56:22 PM
Much better than the ole hotdog/hallway so to speak.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: cloudwalking on July 14, 2009, 05:00:59 PM
Besides, who the fuck keeps a bottle of lube around for vaginal intercourse?
i do  :-\  :-[

doesn't matter how wet and how much foreplay, there's no going in without lube. just doesn't work.

For reals? The vagina can naturally expand to accept huge organs and objects. Are you packing a 12-inch dong?
anatomically speaking, length has very little to do with it. without going into too much detail, it's just a combo of proportions that are on the verge of being incompatible. which isn't to say that it doesn't to some extent also add to the pleasure.  :P

translation: thick cock, tight pussy :teehee :drool

:bow :swiss cock :bow2
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 14, 2009, 05:02:03 PM
I don't know what's going on all of a sudden but I'm going to masturbate, regardless
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: demi on July 14, 2009, 05:02:57 PM
 :nsfw
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Tristam on July 14, 2009, 05:03:04 PM
Besides, who the fuck keeps a bottle of lube around for vaginal intercourse?
i do  :-\  :-[

doesn't matter how wet and how much foreplay, there's no going in without lube. just doesn't work.

For reals? The vagina can naturally expand to accept huge organs and objects. Are you packing a 12-inch dong?
anatomically speaking, length has very little to do with it. without going into too much detail, it's just a combo of proportions that are on the verge of being incompatible. which isn't to say that it doesn't to some extent also add to the pleasure.  :P

translation: thick cock, tight pussy :teehee :drool

:bow :swiss cock :bow2

Pics plz.  :teehee
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: tehjaybo on July 14, 2009, 05:06:01 PM
Besides, who the fuck keeps a bottle of lube around for vaginal intercourse?
i do  :-\  :-[

doesn't matter how wet and how much foreplay, there's no going in without lube. just doesn't work.

For reals? The vagina can naturally expand to accept huge organs and objects. Are you packing a 12-inch dong?
anatomically speaking, length has very little to do with it. without going into too much detail, it's just a combo of proportions that are on the verge of being incompatible. which isn't to say that it doesn't to some extent also add to the pleasure.  :P

translation: thick cock, tight pussy :teehee :drool

:bow :swiss cock :bow2

Pics plz.  :teehee
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 14, 2009, 05:08:14 PM
Google "Angel Jay" and pretend.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Tristam on July 14, 2009, 05:13:25 PM
Google "Angel Jay" and pretend.

SC is good for something.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I was talking about Jarosh.  :hyper
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Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Kestastrophe on July 14, 2009, 05:14:36 PM
thick cock
:drool
tight pussy
:yuck
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: tehjaybo on July 14, 2009, 05:27:51 PM
thick cock
:drool
tight pussy
:drool

Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 14, 2009, 05:30:50 PM
I just came.  Now I'm ready to go for the long haul  :-*
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Kara on July 14, 2009, 05:52:35 PM
okay fine but still, the hysteria level is pretty fucking high in here. "good luck finding a girl that will stay wet" was a doozy from page one; um, that's why you keep a bottle of lube around?

EB: missionary for ten minutes with the lights off. In bed by 11.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 14, 2009, 06:07:46 PM
EB: missionary for ten minutes with the lights off. In bed by 11.

 :lol

Alcohol and I wont come at all by the way.

You know, it didn't really bother me when I was younger, but within the last year or two I've discovered that I can't even finish myself off when I'm drunk. I just start to cry and curl up into a ball.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 14, 2009, 06:09:01 PM
don't we have a PDA rule here at the bore
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 14, 2009, 06:13:39 PM
I don't REALLY cry and curl up into a ball ;)

I just give up and move onto something else
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Bildi on July 14, 2009, 07:55:43 PM
Sounds like a mental block more than a physical one.  They've got super thin ones nowadays too!  I find it much easier to climax knowing that there will be no babies as a result.  Babies are a boner killer.

In my case it's stimulation issue - I can't get enough stimulation from a vagina.

It's called "distinguished mentally-challenged ejaculation" and yeah, I "suffer" from it. Since I've been "dealing" with it for nearly 18 years, I can tell you that some women love it, others don't. Almost all of them get frustrated with the fact that they can't make me cum, even though it's not their fault.

for some reason I can never come during sexual intercourse, I guess its multi-tasking or something. so yeah I can go for an hour no sweat. Then its JO all over her time  8)

We should form a distinguished mentally-challenged Ejaculation Borito club. :heartbeat

Never had to use lube for vaginal intercourse. I only need to use (lots of) lube for anal.

I've never needed it even for anal.  Maybe I just have super-spit. :tophat
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Kara on July 15, 2009, 02:11:48 AM
We should form a distinguished mentally-challenged Ejaculation Borito club. :heartbeat

We need a better name. "distinguished mentally-challenged Ejaculation" is an epithet created by the mundanes to make themselves feel better about being inferior.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: Reb on July 15, 2009, 01:21:56 AM
I tried to fake an orgams once.

It didn't work.

 :'(

*girl tugging*
- Kosma fake moaning
girl: "Oh no you don't!"
*girl keeps tugging it till it bleeds*

I dunno why my imagination only allows for a tugjob.
Title: Re: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?
Post by: The Sceneman on July 15, 2009, 03:34:51 AM
We should form a distinguished mentally-challenged Ejaculation Borito club. :heartbeat

We need a better name. "distinguished mentally-challenged Ejaculation" is an epithet created by the mundanes to make themselves feel better about being inferior.

Im not sure if its inferiorty, it just something Ive got going on *shrug* some girls have been upset cos they thought they were the problem and didnt turn me on but generally I dont mind. The visual aspect of my orgasm is quite important to me anyhow so Im cool with it