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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Agent Whiskers on July 14, 2009, 09:12:56 PM

Title: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 14, 2009, 09:12:56 PM
Is my kind not taken kindly to in these parts? I registered a month or so back and just recently remembered this place doesn't require me to wait 2 years for my account to be activated.

Oh, and hai Jinfash.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Powerslave on July 14, 2009, 09:13:41 PM
Sup dood.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 09:14:45 PM
We had one but I think we unsticked it and it died.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Bebpo on July 14, 2009, 09:15:58 PM
Yo, yo, yo
And welcome!
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 14, 2009, 09:18:38 PM
Why, thank you. So you guys don't get many new members?
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: WrikaWrek on July 14, 2009, 09:20:14 PM
We have enough gays as it is.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 14, 2009, 09:20:26 PM
We tend to get new people when they're banned from GAF, but they never stay very long.

For the most part, EB is just a weird little place with regulars and the occasional newcomer.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 09:21:21 PM
WEIRD, LITTLE PLACE?

 :'(
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Bebpo on July 14, 2009, 09:21:43 PM
I think we get them but they don't post.  
They're all STALKING US AHHHHHH
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Bebpo on July 14, 2009, 09:22:44 PM
I came here and THEN I got banned from gaf
Screw the norms!
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 09:22:57 PM
Fuck yeah!
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 14, 2009, 09:23:57 PM
Well I'll certainly do my best to keep you lads company. Is there some sort of initiation process? Do I get a cool tattoo on my left buttcheek?
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: WrikaWrek on July 14, 2009, 09:25:09 PM
Just keep your butt hole tight.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Powerslave on July 14, 2009, 09:26:16 PM
You have to get through me first.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 14, 2009, 09:32:00 PM
Noted. Love the banner by the way.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 14, 2009, 09:32:22 PM
Just keep your butt hole tight.

Just how we like 'em.  :drool
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 14, 2009, 10:06:21 PM
Oh come on, don't say that. Aside from the flagrant acts of homoeroticism that I will typically reprogram myself to adapt to, you guys are alright in my book. I'm getting that homey feeling already.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: muckhole on July 14, 2009, 10:48:14 PM
Let the reprogramming commence!

But seriously, welcome.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Bildi on July 14, 2009, 10:54:42 PM
You have to get through me fist.

That's how I read it. :-*
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Ganhyun on July 14, 2009, 11:03:08 PM
welcome, mind Tauntaun. Should he notice you just accept the inevitable and take it. You'll grow to love it.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 14, 2009, 11:03:39 PM
WEIRD, LITTLE PLACE?

 :'(

We are a weird little place, but I like it that way.  :-*
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 14, 2009, 11:04:28 PM
pm all icons w/ cock pix plz
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 14, 2009, 11:43:21 PM
Welcome to our buffet.

On the left, we have succulent gay subtext fresh from the heat box and great center-left political intercourse.

On the right, we have almost a silent contingent of conservatives.

Mind the libertarians, all 2 of them. They are harmless but fascinating.

Gaming is in the rear.  :-*
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 14, 2009, 11:48:33 PM
Gaming is in the rear.  :-*

Well yeah, play time is always in the rear.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 15, 2009, 12:06:00 AM
You guys are bad. :-*
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: drew on July 15, 2009, 12:14:49 AM
a couple of screener questions...

do you like to watch anime?

do you or have you owned a ds?

if yes are you considering the dsi?
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 15, 2009, 12:30:57 AM
a couple of screener questions...

do you like to watch anime?

do you or have you owned a ds?

if yes are you considering the dsi?

Also:

Are you now or have you ever PUT YOUR GUNS ON?
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Vizzys on July 15, 2009, 12:34:59 AM
what is your stance on green hair
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Cyanista on July 15, 2009, 12:37:21 AM
Because FUCK new members.

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just kidding, hi2u!
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Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 15, 2009, 01:40:04 AM
a couple of screener questions...

do you like to watch anime?

do you or have you owned a ds?

if yes are you considering the dsi?

Also:

Are you now or have you ever PUT YOUR GUNS ON?

I do not like to watch anime. Well, actually, I do technically like to watch anime but it's not a priority.

And I already own a DSL and a DSi.

I sir have not had the privilege of PUT YOUR GUNS ON.

what is your stance on green hair

Indifferent, I would say.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 15, 2009, 01:42:01 AM
Because FUCK new members.

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just kidding, hi2u!
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I will gladly do as your tag suggests.

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hay to you too :-*
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Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Cyanista on July 15, 2009, 02:03:23 AM
 :-* :-[

Are you as gay as everyone else here?
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 15, 2009, 02:12:52 AM
:-* :-[

Are you as gay as everyone else here?

No, I'm all about the vagina. ::)

Why would I be here if I weren't as gay as everyone else here? :-*
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 15, 2009, 02:14:44 AM
:-* :-[

Are you as gay as everyone else here?

No, I'm all about the vagina. ::)

Why else would I be here if I weren't as gay as everyone else here? :-*

Does post-op cheeseburger vagina feel exactly like the real thing, or not?
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 15, 2009, 02:17:29 AM
:-* :-[

Are you as gay as everyone else here?

No, I'm all about the vagina. ::)

Why else would I be here if I weren't as gay as everyone else here? :-*

Does post-op cheeseburger vagina feel exactly like the real thing, or not?

I ain't tellin!
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: etiolate on July 15, 2009, 02:24:08 AM
Seeing as you missed it, the welcome new members sign is directly above demi's hole.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Reb on July 15, 2009, 02:47:33 AM
Sup
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on July 15, 2009, 03:04:47 AM
Hello.


Did you hear that Bayonetta had a release date? Because I'm like OMFG.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 15, 2009, 03:12:45 AM
Hello.


Did you hear that Bayonetta had a release date? Because I'm like OMFG.

Hi. I've been looking forward to that game ever since it was announced. Did they officially confirm a release date?

Also, would you guys recommend Red Faction Guerrilla? If so, PS3 or 360?
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: drew on July 15, 2009, 03:21:56 AM
ltmff
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on July 15, 2009, 03:22:17 AM
Hello.


Did you hear that Bayonetta had a release date? Because I'm like OMFG.

Hi. I've been looking forward to that game ever since it was announced. Did they officially confirm a release date?

Also, would you guys recommend Red Faction Guerrilla? If so, PS3 or 360?

It was in the latest Famitsu, so that's good enough for me  :smug

I dunno about your second question. Check out the gaming side.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: drew on July 15, 2009, 03:26:25 AM
do not encourage this fagaffot filth

i repeat do not DO NOT
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on July 15, 2009, 03:27:15 AM
Go take some drugs drew.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: drew on July 15, 2009, 03:28:53 AM
go cry yourself to sleep while being a prisoner in your own apartment in brooklyn while everyone else is LIVIN LIFE outside your window
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on July 15, 2009, 03:29:54 AM
Yousonofabitch  :'(
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: CrystalGemini on July 15, 2009, 03:50:34 AM
:-* :-[

Are you as gay as everyone else here?

No, I'm all about the vagina. ::)

Why would I be here if I weren't as gay as everyone else here? :-*

You conformist bastard.

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Welcome!  :D
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Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Reb on July 15, 2009, 12:13:19 AM
Hello.


Did you hear that Bayonetta had a release date? Because I'm like OMFG.

Hi. I've been looking forward to that game ever since it was announced. Did they officially confirm a release date?

Also, would you guys recommend Red Faction Guerrilla? If so, PS3 or 360?

YES, 360 I guess.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: CurseoftheGods on July 15, 2009, 03:31:05 AM
Where are you from, Whiskers?
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: The Sceneman on July 15, 2009, 03:51:15 AM
hey dude, were not all 100% gay here. Some dude fed me that swiss bio-shit that makes me crave the scent of pussy!
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Tauntaun on July 15, 2009, 10:22:21 AM
Interesting day to introduce yourself, seeing as today is hump day, oh, if only you'd picked another day...

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I'd still put my willy in you HUAHUAHUAHUA!

:tauntaun
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Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Cyanista on July 15, 2009, 01:30:07 PM
hey dude, were not all 100% gay here. Some dude fed me that swiss bio-shit that makes me crave the scent of pussy!

This makes no sense to me, but I'm proclaiming it post of the day.   :lol
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 15, 2009, 02:13:50 PM
Where are you from, Whiskers?

I, like Jinfash, am a person of the sand. As a matter of fact, Jinfash's university is like 3 minutes away from my house. I can see his anus from here and get this, NO BINOCULARS NEEDED AT ALL!

Don't mind me, it's 8 pm here and I just woke up.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 15, 2009, 02:48:26 PM
Welcome to the Bore! I'm glad you could join us.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Reb on July 15, 2009, 03:00:08 PM
Hey whiskers are you POLISH or DUTCH?

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Or European at least?
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He's sand people, read man, read!


I'll fucking rape him if he scares off Jin.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 15, 2009, 03:11:58 PM
Hey whiskers are you POLISH or DUTCH?

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Or European at least?
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He's sand people, read man, read!


I'll fucking rape him if he scares off Jin.

Funny you mention that since he's been avoiding me like the plague for the past 3 months. He was fine the first month. Turns out hot, sweaty mansex really does make friendships awkward.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Ganhyun on July 15, 2009, 03:45:29 PM
Hey whiskers are you POLISH or DUTCH?

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Or European at least?
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He's sand people, read man, read!


I'll fucking rape him if he scares off Jin.

Funny you mention that since he's been avoiding me like the plague for the past 3 months. He was fine the first month. Turns out hot, sweaty mansex really does make friendships awkward.


go on :drool  :-*  :-[
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: tehjaybo on July 15, 2009, 03:54:30 PM
Hey whiskers are you POLISH or DUTCH?

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Or European at least?
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He's sand people, read man, read!


I'll fucking rape him if he scares off Jin.

Funny you mention that since he's been avoiding me like the plague for the past 3 months. He was fine the first month. Turns out hot, sweaty mansex really does make friendships awkward.

This man delivers Real Talk.  I approve.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Ganhyun on July 15, 2009, 04:01:43 PM
Why can't we have more straight members?

Its The Bore. Gay is the way here.

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Alot of those giving the gay subtext or notsosubtext are straight
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Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Diunx on July 15, 2009, 05:52:36 PM
What is your opinion on the Metal Gear Solid series of videogames?
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Tauntaun on July 15, 2009, 05:56:00 PM
Why can't we have more straight members?

:whip  Submit baby!  :tauntaun
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: muckhole on July 15, 2009, 07:26:48 PM
Why can't we have more straight members?

Please. You're telling me you're straight? With those curls? Pshaww.

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:-*
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Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Barry Egan on July 15, 2009, 07:30:26 PM
It's hilarious how Jinfash is constantly being dogged by/evading Evilbore's muslim community.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Fresh Prince on July 15, 2009, 07:33:05 PM
What a circle jerk. smh

Where's Wrikawreck?
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Propagandhim on July 15, 2009, 08:20:51 PM
Welcome to the The Bore.  Peruse the custom smilies at your convenience.   :hurr
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 15, 2009, 08:44:24 PM
It's hilarious how Jinfash is constantly being dogged by/evading Evilbore's muslim community.

I believe I am owed a lengthy yet well-written explanation as to why he has been ignoring me.  All I did was love and nurture his selfish brown ass and this is the thank you I get? Not on my watch, pal. Jinbaby, I miss the times where you would hold me during a sandstorm and whisper dirty things to my vulnerable, inviting ears. Why have you abandoned what we had? Is there another sandperson involved? 
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 15, 2009, 08:48:54 PM
Why don't I have my very own stalker? Always the stalker, never the stalked.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 15, 2009, 08:51:06 PM
I thought I heard a trumpet sound.  :o

:bow The Return of Malek :bow2
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 15, 2009, 08:52:43 PM
Why don't I have my very own stalker? Always the stalker, never the stalked.

Jin paid a premium to have me stalk him. My rates aren't too bad. Two goats and a box of strawberry poptarts.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 15, 2009, 08:53:58 PM
I thought I heard a trumpet sound.  :o

:bow The Return of Malek :bow2

Trumpet? sounded more like a horn.

[youtube=560,345]1ytCEuuW2_A[/youtube]
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: muckhole on July 15, 2009, 08:54:31 PM
Why don't I have my very own stalker? Always the stalker, never the stalked.

If it makes you feel any better, I spent the last two weeks running around parks in Winnipeg shouting your name.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 15, 2009, 08:57:38 PM
Why don't I have my very own stalker? Always the stalker, never the stalked.

If it makes you feel any better, I spent the last two weeks running around parks in Winnipeg shouting your name.

That's where you went wrong: I only went to a metaphorical park.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: muckhole on July 15, 2009, 09:00:18 PM
That's ok. I was only metaphorically wearing clothes at them.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 15, 2009, 09:17:51 PM
How is flannel girl?

Wouldn't know. I'll hopefully find out in a month and a half.

In the meantime, I have discovered a new woman on okcupid:

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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/3571826630709258332.jpg)
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She has big--hair.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: muckhole on July 15, 2009, 09:22:48 PM
 :lol She looks a bit like my gf.

Excellent taste, Malek.  :tophat
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 15, 2009, 09:28:05 PM
:lol She looks a bit like my gf.
pics or GTFO.

Excellent taste, Malek.  :tophat

I have excellent taste in women I'll never sleep with.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: muckhole on July 15, 2009, 09:39:42 PM
:lol She looks a bit like my gf.
pics or GTFO.

Nevah evah. She'd kill me. You still can come over though.

Man there are sooooooo many reasons to want to be Muckhole atm:


3. I sent him the Onions Our Dumb World for Xmass, which is like the best book ever
4. He is not Canadian

 :lol I think you've forgotten where you sent that book.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: demi on July 15, 2009, 09:41:23 PM
your gf looks like that?

fuck my life

Did you see muckhole? I would believe him. He probably has a nice cock too. He's the real deal, man.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: muckhole on July 15, 2009, 10:02:55 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 15, 2009, 10:28:07 PM
This topic is starting to make me soft. Someone do something about it.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: E-DuB on July 15, 2009, 11:12:55 PM
*shakes fist at muckhole*

being Canadian is probably really awesome too then  :'(

Not just awesome, it's fucking awesome :rock
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Barry Egan on July 15, 2009, 11:57:27 PM
Quote
1. He has a gf that looks like that
2. He can draw
3. I sent him the Onions Our Dumb World for Xmass, which is like the best book ever
4. He is not Canadian

5. A fellow baldy  :heartbeat
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 16, 2009, 02:19:22 AM
This topic is starting to make me soft. Someone do something about it.

:tauntaun

If that doesn't get you hard, nothing will!
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 02:42:27 AM
This topic is starting to make me soft. Someone do something about it.

:tauntaun

If that doesn't get you hard, nothing will!

ALL OVA M'FACE!
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: etiolate on July 16, 2009, 03:12:37 AM
The Tauntaun hump gets boys harder than a stick of gum in a pack of Topps every time
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Reb on July 16, 2009, 03:48:19 AM
I have grown tired of Agent Whiskers, ban him.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 03:55:08 AM
I have grown tired of Agent Whiskers, ban him.

Is it because I am brown? It is, isn't it? You will be hearing from my (likely Jewish) lawyer.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Barry Egan on July 16, 2009, 03:56:40 AM
change your avatar to something with a less disappointing shitty fuck-assed finale, noob.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Rman on July 16, 2009, 04:01:32 AM
Welcome.
Title: Re: So why isn't there a 'welcome new members' topic?
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 04:09:28 AM
change your avatar to something with a less disappointing shitty fuck-assed finale, noob.

Quit your whining. It wasn't that bad.