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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Barry Egan on July 15, 2009, 06:00:19 AM

Title: Canada sucks dick
Post by: Barry Egan on July 15, 2009, 06:00:19 AM
that's my thread.
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: Reb on July 15, 2009, 06:02:28 AM
Than how come Malek never experienced that?
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: Reb on July 15, 2009, 06:08:15 AM
HEY HEY
YOU YOU
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: muckhole on July 15, 2009, 10:25:31 AM
I'll remember that as I inhale my clean air and drink from my pristine lakes. :smug
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: muckhole on July 15, 2009, 10:43:58 AM
Because I can't brag about anything else. :'(

Except poutine and milk in bags!
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: Kara on July 15, 2009, 11:12:52 AM
How much I could use a hummer right about now.
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: tehjaybo on July 15, 2009, 11:28:00 AM
How much I could use a hummer right about now.
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 15, 2009, 02:17:05 PM
Its own dick?
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: Barry Egan on July 15, 2009, 02:34:03 PM
yes.  Canada is an ouroboros.  Always sucking dick and simultaneously always getting dick-sucked, both at once, and never the deed getting done.  Oh won't someone please kill this miserable country and bring the cycle to its end.  Please.
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: Brehvolution on July 15, 2009, 02:36:46 PM
How much $?
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: Barry Egan on July 15, 2009, 02:37:21 PM
Hey, since when is Cloudwalkings "viewing this thread" text pink?  Is that new?

edit:  Zero Hero a STUFFED POUTINE or X-LARGE DONAIR. Your choice.
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: Beezy on July 15, 2009, 02:59:29 PM
Because I can't brag about anything else. :'(

Except poutine and milk in bags!
That shit just aint right!
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 15, 2009, 03:33:22 PM
Because I can't brag about anything else. :'(

Except poutine and milk in bags!
That shit just aint right!

I remember back in 5th or 6th grade when my school experimented with milk in bags. It was kind of cool because..well..it's a bag full of milk! And that's the sort of thing that a 5th or 6th grader would find amusing and weird. It didn't last long though because it was incredibly easy to accidentally, or not so accidentally, squirt milk everywhere.
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: Ganhyun on July 15, 2009, 03:52:39 PM
Because I can't brag about anything else. :'(

Except poutine and milk in bags!
That shit just aint right!

I remember back in 5th or 6th grade when my school experimented with milk in bags. It was kind of cool because..well..it's a bag full of milk! And that's the sort of thing that a 5th or 6th grader would find amusing and weird. It didn't last long though because it was incredibly easy to accidentally, or not so accidentally, squirt milk everywhere.

I remember my school tried this as well.  :lol

Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: Diunx on July 15, 2009, 05:46:11 PM
Fuck you they gave us Bryan Adams!
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: M3wThr33 on July 15, 2009, 08:50:26 PM
Canada or Canadians?
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: Boogie on July 15, 2009, 09:16:49 PM
FUCK YOU!
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u155/gaf_gifs/canada-overlords.jpg)
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: Boogie on July 15, 2009, 09:24:35 PM
CANADA, BITCHES :rock
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jql2hPKXh-I/SJ8zkVYx2cI/AAAAAAAAAjE/Smca50oZqng/s320/georges-st-pierre.jpg)
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 15, 2009, 09:26:12 PM
Than how come Malek never experienced that?

That's a lie.

Oh, you meant being on the receiving end.  :spin

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Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: muckhole on July 15, 2009, 09:37:04 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/TheCanadianMounted2.jpg)
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: demi on July 15, 2009, 09:55:17 PM
He's dead, muckhole. Dead and gone. Is that what you really want?
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: muckhole on July 15, 2009, 09:57:37 PM
John Candy lives forever in my heart. At least, Del Griffith does.
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: chronovore on July 15, 2009, 11:26:27 PM
Isn't Michael J. Fox also an escaped northern socialist?
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 15, 2009, 11:31:01 PM
Isn't Michael J. Fox also an escaped northern socialist?

Yep. So is THE THICKE.
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: twerd on July 16, 2009, 11:03:17 PM
I agree except for Montreal. Montreal rocks.
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: Boogie on July 16, 2009, 11:08:25 PM
I agree except for Montreal. Montreal rocks.

After spending a week in Montreal: it's okay, but I didn't see anything to rant about.  I'd probably still rather live in TO than Montreal, garbage strike excepted, of course. :P
Title: Re: Canada sucks dick
Post by: Kara on July 17, 2009, 01:15:26 AM
You are kind of boring (no offense don't beat me up) so it is not really your kind of town.