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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 05:35:56 AM

Title: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 05:35:56 AM: Being the self-loving attention whore that I am, I decided to give you guys a chance to get to know me better. In this topic, you get to ask me any question ranging from where I am from to if I still think girls have cooties and I will answer provided it does not relate to asshair, post-marathon chair funk, or inflated fallopian tubes. I know I could have used the other topic but I have a small cock so fuck you.

Ask away eb!
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: CurseoftheGods on July 16, 2009, 05:37:44 AM: ur so gay
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: demi on July 16, 2009, 05:39:32 AM: r u cut or uncut
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 05:40:21 AM: Quote from: demi on July 16, 2009, 05:39:32 AM
r u cut or uncut

cut
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: CurseoftheGods on July 16, 2009, 05:41:16 AM: can u post a pic of urself
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 05:42:39 AM: Quote from: CurseoftheGods on July 16, 2009, 05:41:16 AM
can u post a pic of urself

Will you offer me your services if I do?
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 05:43:41 AM: Quote from: jarosh on July 16, 2009, 05:41:37 AM
yawn

I do not yawn. It is almost 12 pm and I have not yet slept. I am indestructible.
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 05:46:51 AM: Quote from: Kosma on July 16, 2009, 05:45:59 AM
real talk: are you a joke account?

Wouldn't you like to know. :-*
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: CurseoftheGods on July 16, 2009, 05:52:22 AM: Quote from: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 05:42:39 AM
Quote from: CurseoftheGods on July 16, 2009, 05:41:16 AM
can u post a pic of urself

Will you offer me your services if I do?

sure, whatever. now post 'em
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 05:54:42 AM: Exclusive to you sexy motherfuckers.

(http://img.skitch.com/20090716-rmh85q7yi5s3saqfct8ap1pssy.jpg)

I look surprised. But I'm never surprised. That's how awesome I am.
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 05:56:10 AM: Quote from: jarosh on July 16, 2009, 05:48:06 AM
zzzzzzzz

can somebody lock this please

What if I were to tell you that I am a pasta-eating moose-lover? Would you then accept me for who I am?
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 16, 2009, 05:58:26 AM: With your receding hairline, you'll be bald by 30.
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: CurseoftheGods on July 16, 2009, 06:00:29 AM: Quote from: Malek on July 16, 2009, 05:58:26 AM
With your receding hairline, you'll be bald by 30.

:rofl
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 06:01:07 AM: Quote from: Kosma on July 16, 2009, 05:57:06 AM
I second Jarosh.

Who summoned Northstar into my topic?
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 16, 2009, 06:09:32 AM: (http://thirdworldgaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/098-768x1024.jpg)

how can jinfash possibly resist?
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: CurseoftheGods on July 16, 2009, 06:10:03 AM: do you have a gf/bf, whiskers?
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 06:12:24 AM: Quote from: Malek on July 16, 2009, 06:09:32 AM
(http://thirdworldgaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/098-768x1024.jpg)

how can jinfash possibly resist?

That's what I'd like to know. :(

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on July 16, 2009, 06:10:03 AM
do you have a gf/bf, whiskers?

Girlfriend who I poke with my penis. And yes, in Saudi Arabia.
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: CurseoftheGods on July 16, 2009, 06:13:23 AM: would you let demi squeeze her cunt?
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 06:14:08 AM: Quote from: CurseoftheGods on July 16, 2009, 06:13:23 AM
would you let demi squeeze her cunt?

I would actually prefer it.
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: brawndolicious on July 16, 2009, 06:21:45 AM: After reading your skimming through your site, do you have any plans to move out of arabistan? Are you curious to see how women drive?

btw that article on Saudi lingerie shops doesn't make much sense without the picture.
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 16, 2009, 06:24:15 AM: Quote from: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 06:12:24 AM
Girlfriend who I poke with my penis. And yes, in Saudi Arabia.

Pics or GTFO
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 06:27:27 AM: Quote from: am nintenho on July 16, 2009, 06:21:45 AM
After reading your skimming through your site, do you have any plans to move out of arabistan? Are you curious to see how women drive?

btw that article on Saudi lingerie shops doesn't make much sense without the picture.

Considering the fact that I lived in Virginia for 10 years of my life, I am familiar with women driving.

Thanks for the suggestion, I'll get right on that.
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 06:28:21 AM: Quote from: Malek on July 16, 2009, 06:24:15 AM
Quote from: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 06:12:24 AM
Girlfriend who I poke with my penis. And yes, in Saudi Arabia.

Pics or GTFO

No can do, bub. She'd castrate me if I posted pictures of her on the interwebs. We do live in Saudi Arabia, after all.
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: brawndolicious on July 16, 2009, 06:46:43 AM: Mutah, butt fucking, masturbating while thinking about a woman, are any of those things sins in your opinion?

I'm guessing you do at least 2 out of 3. :smug
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: Agent Whiskers on July 16, 2009, 06:54:38 AM: Quote from: am nintenho on July 16, 2009, 06:46:43 AM
Mutah, butt fucking, masturbating while thinking about a woman, are any of those things sins in your opinion?

I'm guessing you do at least 2 out of 3. :smug

It's not a sin if nobody's watching. :smug
Title: Re: The Official Get-To-Know Whiskers Thread! (Now with 110% more gay subtext!)
Post by: demi on July 16, 2009, 06:58:05 AM: thread over, go to bed