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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on July 16, 2009, 03:06:03 PM

Title: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 16, 2009, 03:06:03 PM
Quote from: Cnn
Harry Potter Alliance members, wearing their "What Would Dumbledore Do?" nametags, attend a midnight screening in Burlington, Massachusetts

(CNN) -- In "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix," the threat from villainous Lord Voldemort is ignored until it's almost too late.

"Harry and his friends start Dumbledore's army to bring awareness to this," said iReporter Andrew Slack. "Meanwhile, our world ignores AIDS, Darfur and global warming."

Some Potter fans, under the leadership of Slack, have come together to bring the spirit of "Dumbledore's army" to life. Slack is the executive director of the Harry Potter Alliance, a nonprofit organization dedicated to engaging Potter fans in social activism.

...

Slack also sees parallels between Voldemort and world leaders who have supported genocidal policies.

"Potter" author J.K. Rowling has many times compared Voldemort to Adolf Hitler. On the other hand, Slack compares Potter's mentor Dumbledore to Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr. and John Lennon.

This has led to the group's "What Would Dumbledore Do?" campaign.

Full Article. (http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/07/16/potter.activists.irpt/index.html?iref=mpstoryview)

Dumbledore died for our sins. :lol

... I stand by my Potter fans = Twilight fans statement.
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: Robo on July 16, 2009, 04:01:38 PM
Dumbledore would put on his robe and wizard hat...
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: tehjaybo on July 16, 2009, 04:21:06 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa.  Don't group me in with fucking crazies.  I'm only slightly crazy.  I dressed up for Harry Potter.  That's right.  I did.  But it was because a group of my friends were going to, so we all decided to have fun with it together.  I'm not trying to petition for a Dumbledore statue in DC or something, because fuck that, he's a fictional character. 

I don't swoon over Emma Watson irl, saying how she's the perfect girl for me and that every girl should be like her, like the tween Twilight distinguished mentally-challenged fellows do over THE DREAMY EDWARD CULLEN, the actor whom portrays this character happens to be disgusting.

Don't group me with distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 16, 2009, 04:22:40 PM
But Edward Cullen is dreamy.
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: tehjaybo on July 16, 2009, 04:22:46 PM
AND MIGHT I ADD THAT EDWARD CULLEN IS A TOTAL FUCKING CREEPER.

He watches this chick sleep for three months.  As in, he breaks into her room, and watches her fucking sleep.  Jesus christ.  

AND WOMEN SWOON OVER THIS IDIOT.  "OH MY GOD, HES SO PERFECT.  I WISH I COULD FIND MY EDWARD."  Good christ, if you want someone that watches you sleep, go to prison.  I'm sure there's plenty of creeper perverts in there that would love to watch you sleep.  Just don't expect to wake up.
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: tehjaybo on July 16, 2009, 04:22:59 PM
But Edward Cullen is dreamy.

TOTAL.

FUCKING.

CREEPER.
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: Ganhyun on July 16, 2009, 04:23:41 PM
:bow tehjaybo :bow2
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 16, 2009, 04:23:56 PM
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He watches this chick sleep for three months.  As in, he breaks into her room, and watches her fucking sleep.  Jesus christ.  

This is my SOP for any girl I'm interested in.  Are you calling me creepy?  You take that back!
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: Ganhyun on July 16, 2009, 04:25:07 PM
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He watches this chick sleep for three months.  As in, he breaks into her room, and watches her fucking sleep.  Jesus christ.  

This is my SOP for any girl I'm interested in.  Are you calling me creepy?  You take that back!


you creepy son  :lol :lol  :-[
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 16, 2009, 04:27:57 PM
I was gonna say "hey, Twilight fans don't fight AIDS!" but now that I think about it, seems like they decrease the spread of AIDS by remaining obese virgins

we are the same afterall  :'(
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 16, 2009, 04:29:39 PM
But I thought they were all divorced ex-housewives?
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: tehjaybo on July 16, 2009, 04:34:55 PM
But I thought they were all divorced ex-housewives?

Or tweens who are saving themselves for EDWARD CULLEN.

WHO CANT GET A BONER  BECAUSE HIS FUCKING BLOOD IS CONGEALED.  HE IS A FUCKING VAMPIRE.  THEY CAN NOT FUCK.  DOES NOT COMPUTE.  ALL THESE GIRLS GET TURNED ON BY OMG EDWARD AND BELLA SEXING OMG OMG HOT AOFJSDFKJSDF WELL FUCKING GUESS WHAT. 


GOD I AM E-ANGRY TODAY.

(http://i27.tinypic.com/30vhs20.jpg)
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 16, 2009, 04:35:36 PM
haters gotta hate
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: tehjaybo on July 16, 2009, 04:35:53 PM
In true Kentucky fashion, at 5:00PM I will proceed to go get drunk and shoot things.  
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: tehjaybo on July 16, 2009, 04:36:15 PM
A poster of EDWARD CULLEN if I can find one.

Or maybe just some TWEEN TWILIGHT FANS.
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 16, 2009, 04:38:14 PM
GG said Cullen looks like a butch lesbian, now that's all I see when I glance at him  :lol
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: demi on July 16, 2009, 04:45:23 PM
yo momma so nasty each of her panties has the dark mark
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: Ganhyun on July 16, 2009, 04:50:16 PM
yo momma so nasty each of her panties has the dark mark

 :lol :lol
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 16, 2009, 05:43:50 PM
isn't dumbledore big on the ol' buggery
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: tehjaybo on July 16, 2009, 05:50:32 PM
AND MIGHT I ADD THAT EDWARD CULLEN IS A TOTAL FUCKING CREEPER.

He watches this chick sleep for three months.  As in, he breaks into her room, and watches her fucking sleep.  Jesus christ.  

He does that because he doesn't understand humans sleeping as he is a vampire and they don't do that.

I forgot vampires are born and were never human.
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: Tauntaun on July 16, 2009, 06:00:00 PM
Dumbledore likes cock!  :drudge
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: Ganhyun on July 17, 2009, 09:26:26 AM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol at this thread.
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: tehjaybo on July 17, 2009, 11:40:25 AM
AND MIGHT I ADD THAT EDWARD CULLEN IS A TOTAL FUCKING CREEPER.

He watches this chick sleep for three months.  As in, he breaks into her room, and watches her fucking sleep.  Jesus christ.  

He does that because he doesn't understand humans sleeping as he is a vampire and they don't do that.

I forgot vampires are born and were never human.

Well, you're a dumbass. Good thing Stephanie Mayer and her loyal fans are here to set the record straight about what vampires do and don't do.

That Bram Stoker asshole had a lot of nerve to spread such misinformation.

Sorry that I'm not a vampire connoisseur.  Anything I've seen with vampires, they've been turned by other vampires.

Dumbledore likes cock!  :drudge

Obvious proof that Harry Potter is superior.
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 17, 2009, 12:13:41 PM
AND MIGHT I ADD THAT EDWARD CULLEN IS A TOTAL FUCKING CREEPER.

He watches this chick sleep for three months.  As in, he breaks into her room, and watches her fucking sleep.  Jesus christ.  

He does that because he doesn't understand humans sleeping as he is a vampire and they don't do that.

I forgot vampires are born and were never human.

Well, you're a dumbass. Good thing Stephanie Mayer and her loyal fans are here to set the record straight about what vampires do and don't do.

That Bram Stoker asshole had a lot of nerve to spread such misinformation.

Sorry that I'm not a vampire connoisseur.  Anything I've seen with vampires, they've been turned by other vampires.


And it's the same way in Twilight. Edward was 17 when he was turned into a vampire.

Sounds like he's just a creeper.
Title: Re: Bloodwake, tehjaybo apply Harry Potter to real life problems!
Post by: Robo on July 17, 2009, 02:04:56 PM
Dumbledore casts Lvl. 3 Eroticism and turns you into a real beautiful [cool young dude].