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Title: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 16, 2009, 06:38:52 PM: jarosh. :-*

He is a good cook. :pimp
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: demi on July 16, 2009, 06:41:31 PM: MUCKHOLE
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 16, 2009, 06:41:46 PM: jesus christ you nerds don't know the meaning of "moderation" do you?
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 16, 2009, 06:43:00 PM: Don't be bitter because you are picked last.

This is why nobody wants you!
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 16, 2009, 06:44:55 PM: No, I'm serious. Is "Borito" the cute name you've come up with for Evilborians? It's already played out as fuck.
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: demi on July 16, 2009, 06:45:41 PM: I had no part with the name "borito" and I think its way too gay as well. Blame willco
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 16, 2009, 07:00:38 PM: Blue is the one to blame. :ninja
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 16, 2009, 07:01:01 PM: Corny is the bitter borito.
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: muckhole on July 16, 2009, 07:04:08 PM: I would take various bits and pieces of all of you, sew them together, hit it with jumper cables, and set my creation loose on unsuspecting villagers.
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 16, 2009, 07:04:33 PM: :lol

I form the legs!
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 16, 2009, 07:05:02 PM: I would own recursive and force him to build and program me a sexbot.
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 16, 2009, 07:05:31 PM: borito is maximum gay, please end it post-haste

and i would own saint cornelius. i would have him toke on my dirty nordcock until the wee hours of the morning, and then play culdcept saga with him in the afternoons. :tophat
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 16, 2009, 07:06:45 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on July 16, 2009, 07:05:31 PM
borito is maximum gay, please end it post-haste

and i would own saint cornelius. i would have him toke on my dirty nordcock until the wee hours of the morning, and then play culdcept saga with him in the afternoons. :tophat

:dizzy
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Kara on July 16, 2009, 07:19:30 PM: Myself. (I'd know what to expect.)
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: muckhole on July 16, 2009, 07:24:24 PM: :lol
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 16, 2009, 07:32:27 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on July 16, 2009, 07:05:31 PM
and then play culdcept saga with him in the afternoons. :tophat

hey, i'd play the shit out of it with you if you weren't so weird about making XBL Play Dates :'(
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 16, 2009, 07:52:32 PM: willco, you wretched hebe, it's not gay if i'm the one busting the nut
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 16, 2009, 07:55:50 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on July 16, 2009, 07:52:32 PM
willco, you wretched hebe, it's not gay if i'm the one busting the nut

whatever gets you through the night.
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Fresh Prince on July 16, 2009, 08:02:15 PM: I'd own electrikluv :teehee

The real answer is Jin though :heart
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: brawndolicious on July 16, 2009, 08:24:52 PM: I'd take green man so that I could:

1. Sell him to some pedo.
2. Buy a pinhole camera.
3. Record the pedo ravaging green man on that camera and get him sent to prison.
4. Use the rest of the pedo's money to pay a convict to cut up the pedo's wiener and send the pieces to me.
5. Sneak the wiener parts into a coffee pot at a major fast food chain.
6. Order some coffee, and point out that there's pieces of wiener in my coffee.
7. Get a massive settlement.
8. Buy this site and filter the word "borito" into anything that would be abused less.

So that people don't beat the dead horse too much.
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 16, 2009, 08:25:58 PM: Ich bin ein Wiener
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 16, 2009, 08:57:24 PM: Probably Malek :teehee

and my Pepsi Classic, my McRibb of a borito would be Cajole :'(
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Powerslave on July 16, 2009, 09:11:23 PM: Borito is a good name to call EBers. I endorse it, so it's good.
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 16, 2009, 09:22:10 PM: Junpei, in 3 months tho :teehee
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: etiolate on July 16, 2009, 09:29:34 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on July 16, 2009, 08:24:52 PM
I'd take green man so that I could:

1. Sell him to some pedo.
2. Buy a pinhole camera.
3. Record the pedo ravaging green man on that camera and get him sent to prison.
4. Use the rest of the pedo's money to pay a convict to cut up the pedo's wiener and send the pieces to me.
5. Sneak the wiener parts into a coffee pot at a major fast food chain.
6. Order some coffee, and point out that there's pieces of wiener in my coffee.
7. Get a massive settlement.
8. Buy this site and filter the word "borito" into anything that would be abused less.

So that people don't beat the dead horse too much.

This is the strangest get rich quick scheme I've ever heard.
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: brawndolicious on July 16, 2009, 11:55:55 PM: Quote from: Green Man on July 16, 2009, 09:23:53 PM
Does my desire to own PD make me a racist?

WHAT THE FUCK.

Take cheebs instead, he has nothing to live for!
Well, he's not jailbait so it's entirely possible for him to be a consensual gimp. Plus being under 18 would make you fetch a higher price. You just have to take one for the team.
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 17, 2009, 12:09:04 AM: demi

he knows people, and how to get things

he's like red from shawshank redemption
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 17, 2009, 01:03:07 AM: "borito" should be filtered to "Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch"

[youtube=560,345]XUyzLvuhbps[/youtube]
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Cyanista on July 17, 2009, 01:32:31 PM: Jinfash! He's cute and from a female-oppressive society.
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: tehjaybo on July 17, 2009, 02:17:44 PM: Tauntaun. :-*

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Or if I could get a two-for-one... Jarosh and Cloud. :drool
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 17, 2009, 02:30:01 PM: Quote from: Cyanista on July 17, 2009, 01:32:31 PM
Jinfash! He's cute and from a female-oppressive society.

Jin looks like Prince, that shit is Universal hottness
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 17, 2009, 02:31:42 PM: Hanging out with Jin would be awesome. We'd go to a strip club, but I'd imagine we'd both be hiding in the corner actually. Ok nm maybe we'd go somewhere else
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Ganhyun on July 17, 2009, 03:11:30 PM: I couldn't just own one of you guys. I'd need to own quite a few of you. :-[
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: CrystalGemini on July 17, 2009, 03:27:21 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 16, 2009, 06:44:55 PM
No, I'm serious. Is "Borito" the cute name you've come up with for Evilborians? It's already played out as fuck.

Oh the age-old debate on what to name Evilbore posters...

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=164.0 (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=164.0)

Ebo is terrible... :-\
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 17, 2009, 03:41:39 PM: how about "borocrats"
or "bwhores"
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: tehjaybo on July 17, 2009, 03:49:01 PM: Borians isn't bad. Or... DA bores.
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 17, 2009, 03:49:36 PM: Borasexuals.
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: tehjaybo on July 17, 2009, 03:52:00 PM: Quote from: Willco on July 17, 2009, 03:49:36 PM
Borasexuals.

Turned on by nerdy men and women in flannel shirts?
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Kestastrophe on July 17, 2009, 03:56:37 PM: evilbrah or evilbros
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Robo on July 17, 2009, 04:03:30 PM: borsheviks
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 17, 2009, 04:04:52 PM: Quote
borsheviks

ooh I like this one.
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: elektrikluv on July 17, 2009, 04:16:13 PM: Definitely Jinfash :heart

We could share stories about corrupt Islamic nations and converse in Arabic!
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: demi on July 17, 2009, 04:22:14 PM: Quote from: a slime appears on July 17, 2009, 01:51:15 PM
I would own a Steak Fajita Borito.

(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/8492/2m5dkhz.gif)
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Diunx on July 17, 2009, 05:20:55 PM: Probably cloud, she looks like a good pastry chef.
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 17, 2009, 05:23:19 PM: Quote from: elektrikluv on July 17, 2009, 04:16:13 PM
Definitely Jinfash :heart

We could share stories about corrupt Islamic nations and converse in Arabic!
The offspring would be legendary.
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 17, 2009, 06:05:57 PM: the bore-geoisie
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 17, 2009, 06:07:19 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on July 17, 2009, 06:05:57 PM
the bore-geoisie

wow
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Propagandhim on July 17, 2009, 06:19:44 PM: I'm surprised nobody nabbed Malek, yet. You're coming with me, hon. I hope you like "icecream sandwiches"
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Kara on July 17, 2009, 06:45:13 PM: Quote from: Propagandhim on July 17, 2009, 06:19:44 PM
I'm surprised nobody nabbed Malek, yet.

I eat enough Polish sausage as it is. :-*
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: drew on July 17, 2009, 08:42:06 PM: Quote from: tehjaybo on July 17, 2009, 03:52:00 PM
Turned on by nerdy men and women in flannel shirts?

speak for yourself mr magic

oh and also stupid thread
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Barry Egan on July 17, 2009, 08:46:03 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on July 17, 2009, 06:05:57 PM
the bore-geoisie

perfect
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: lennedsay on July 18, 2009, 02:00:28 AM: Quote from: Jinfash on July 17, 2009, 08:27:34 PM
Quote from: Cyanista on July 17, 2009, 01:32:31 PM
Jinfash! He's cute and from a female-oppressive society.
Quote from: elektrikluv on July 17, 2009, 04:16:13 PM
Definitely Jinfash :heart

We could share stories about corrupt Islamic nations and converse in Arabic!

:heart :heart :heart

Now if only Lennedsay and Cloud would pick me, my harem would be complete.

Alright, I'm down. :-* I love being part of a brood.
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: BlackMage on July 18, 2009, 02:27:13 AM: I pick MAF.. mm sweet maf let me touch you
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Cyanista on July 18, 2009, 02:08:32 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on July 17, 2009, 08:27:34 PM
Quote from: Cyanista on July 17, 2009, 01:32:31 PM
Jinfash! He's cute and from a female-oppressive society.
Quote from: elektrikluv on July 17, 2009, 04:16:13 PM
Definitely Jinfash :heart

We could share stories about corrupt Islamic nations and converse in Arabic!

:heart :heart :heart

Now if only Lennedsay and Cloud would pick me, my harem would be complete.

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The real answer is Jin though :heart

Sex butlers :hyper
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I said I'd own YOU. You would be the one in the filmy belly dancing outfit, probably making me cookies and rubbing my back.
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on July 18, 2009, 02:11:03 PM: obligatory: :nsfw

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Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Cyanista on July 18, 2009, 02:22:42 PM: Gross. :yuck
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 18, 2009, 09:52:00 PM: She'll have you sing Purple Rain as she readies the ball-gag.
Title: Re: If you could own one borito - who would it be and why?
Post by: Himu on July 18, 2009, 10:00:30 PM: TVC.

I would make him eat off my plate like a dog and slap his ass.